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Oloruntobi4382:
My body became still like dead after 30 seconds, i could hear a sound like a rushing wind.


My vision became clearer, i was finally on the astral plane.


First i was thinking of the sex i had with my bae, i immediately saw her passing by but drunkingly. I was shocked, i never knew how sentence

"Lahila Hahilela Muhammodu may suya nla " came out of my mouth.


Quickly i erased the thought from my mind and i thought about a Nairaland babe i was crushing on. She appeared but yet she was drunk. Mtcheeeeeeew


I decided to travel to space, within the speed of thought i was i space.


WOW!

It was beautiful! Not like the dark space Nasa are found of picturing.


That very moment i explored four different locations, those experiences were scary but sha interesting.


I will share the my experiences in planet Mars, Witakiki, Neptune and Jigalnatufuk.


I got to go....Jesus is Lord

Oloruntobi4382:
I'm still coming for you OtemSapien and fyi, i have spoken with Earthum several times you this demonic fellow

Oloruntobi4382:
The Lord Jesus has been helpful. Hope to see you in the fold soon

LadyGoddiva:
Lady justice is very curvy though

tollyboy5:
lolz na eim luck na eim no thief na

NewsWorthy247:
Just a question asked by me....


Jesus was crucified so he cant help himself same goes to the gods his grandpa is worshipping

MayorofLagos:
OP,
Im not sure this is true.

First, motorcycle parts are fastened with bolts, nuts, screws and clips. To get any of these fasteners off and gain access to the mechanical parts require wrist strength and arm leverage that a 5yr old is not built for.

Let's reposition this story abeg!

ollah1:
Okpata yarns

nifemi25:
So you love the country more than the president.

ollah1:
List them make I begin go church from next Sunday

Iblad0994:
I think it’s H rather .
H for hunger
I dey H ooooo.

superemmy:
I don't blame the Libyans.

On a normal day, it should've been automatic firing squad at the spot on the borders to discourage this movement.

Why would someone in his sane mind leave a land of vegetable, milk and honey to a dessert country in search of greener pastures

thedondada:
That guy is brain dead as are most of the populace in this country.

We need a revolution. It need not be violent, it need not be causing commotion , it need not be military. Only attitudinal change can be peaceful.

The question is how would this work if people are hungry and angry. Hunger pass hunger.

Politicians have used hunger against us to the point thatnprople vote 4 years of thier lives away for 1k.

No belief in the system. There's always someone there trying to make a fast buck.

mrMeen:
people want us to condemn them we did but the real problem is those that are willing to risk their lives to go to Europe at all cost, as it is said "prevention is better than cure".

Ejanla07:
house on d rock nko?

tuale baba..
for people wey kno hottest chic church u be baba nla



dr sign fireman said all d hottest chics in lagos attend his church

hakanai:
In as much as its horrible and deplorable, I wonder what triggers them to run away from the better environment they are into the fangs of the murderers, smugglers or hostile demons that have no regard for life.

You are here with your life in one piece. You embark on a journey at a cost of money and life to eventually be deported back. What sense is there in the option. They watch and hear on end without learning from the horrific experience of others.Tomorrow they save up 500k or 1mil to still walk that route of death.

The options back home are never worse or close to what they go through in the hands of the Libyans or smugglers.The only comparison would have been running away from war in your country in any. As for FFK comments, it's not all about the president. The problem is everywhere now from the individual to the culprits. It didn't start today and I doubt if the president did speak, it would change anything. Moreover, what Will he do? Call the Libyan government which is none existent or will he place sanctions on Libya. Probably ask every citizen if they want travel to Libya?

People need to start using their heads to stop this madness and stop such from happening to them. At the end the survivors come back thanking God they were better off in Nigeria or their respective countries.Yet people never stop trying to endanger there life. What are the chances of making it? with what I see every day, its near 0% than 100%.

What FKK is showing is just small compared to the much out there and the plenty tales people give. The migrants enrich the smugglers who never care about them and will keep pushing them on to die or be humiliated/mutilated.

Africans need to rise up and do what is right!! AU can take over that country for a start and help them establish a government. Nigeria can't do it alone. African nations need to rise up and curb the continuous migration at there respective borders.Also, the smugglers need to be dealt with to stop the enticement.

Sad sooooo sad !!! RIP to the many who have died in this worthless self-exodus and mad migration.May God help the others in slavery, detentions, rape or torture overcome the situation.

I don tire for this migrant matter....

wonlasewonimi:
who removed the valve

izaray:
Where are you schooling biko

izaray:
Where are you schooling biko

NwaChibuzor13:
Something i like about this coza church is that they possess some of the hottest and sexiest girls in the church industry. 1st for hottest girls is COZA, second is Winners(canaan land precisely). 3rd is christ embassy.

deco22:
What if there was a another girl called Tammy in the same area that saw the billboard and her boyfriend is not yet ready to propose...

Billyonaire:
Of what need is a lady who is too heavy to do the do.

I cant spend my cash and still do any sort of manual labor for Pete's sake.