₦airaland Forum

Sirmwill:
Contrary to the opinion of the person above me
If I don't have a big mansion

I'm not marrying yet

The person I would marry deserves to be treated as a queen...



















Dhurr, I will never go for a girl who is big orrrr sees herself as being big.
She would be the most looked down upon by other girls.
Then, I'd bring her up above them ✌️

Back to the room above

It's not good for marriage

jargonzboi:
What is ENP?

Austineva:
Did you read the news? Anuofia. Go read am again
Typical Nigerian

WorkTheTalk:
So much plain crashes.

Jennyclay:
Single or married men, I don’t need either of them to make me happy .

Expect they want to gift me money! Because this period nobody is rejecting money!

Married men, single men, ex boyfriend, current boyfriend, random men, I’m open to anyone as long as money is involved.

Shikena!!!!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram How did we get here


Chai!!! EBIN PAWA ooo !!!!


This KUNTRY don tire me. Na only ASHAWO house and my WEED de give me joy


ASHAWO house wey I go yesterday night.


Chai. All the slim slim fine girls don sleep finish..


Na only the fat fat once de outside around that 1am in the night..


Bross i gats carry one fat girl ooo because my PREEK don already STAND like STANDING FAN..

As we enter room and she remove cloth. Chai. NaSo her armpit begin smell


Before I know waiting de Xup she don jack me NACK for bed. Begin NACK NACK me up and down..


I de shout.. nobody gree EPP me!!


Bross this girl nearly shift my PREEK.


As she NACK me finish. All my body begin shake..


My too legs begin gum together with my PREEK


I no fit walker again..


To make the story short..


Na wheel chair dem use carry me comort with the help of some boys outside


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Jennyclay:
What is he going to do with it now that he has caught his “devil” Is he going to kill and eat the poor bird like that broke poverty wretched nairalander who killed and ate owl few days back

Please let the poor bird go, they are God’s creature and not devils.

owl is an harmless animal who goes about living their day to day lives just like we human.

Let it go please!!

LadyRosa:
I have a husband and kids, I'm not alone.

yarimo:
SOLUDO is busy providing good governernce in anambra state, while ALEX OTTI is busy in ABIA STATE wasting tax payers money buying only two Hilux cars #1.5 billions

zexy2030:
Wkeends 2wks ago, i had paid sex with a chubby new lady, out of excitement at the third round, my condom broke, and we were fvcking till daybreak.

Honestly, she was sweet and deep, very curvy and neat, no bad smell, facially pretty single mum.

After my encounter with her realized the cd broke, with blood stains from her body. I got displeased. So, she apologized that she just ended her period.

So, the next day, i was so busy at work that i didn't know when the day went. So i couldn't go to clinic to complain.

So on wednesday last wk, finally secured a time to see a doctor in a general hospital.

I was scared to express myself at first. So among a team of doctors submitted my emergency. So they suggested i visit heart to heart section of the general hospital, isolo.

I got there and decided to spew my experience, they took me for a test, it was free, while waiting for result, my whole life was before my eyes in minutes. Remembering all my past sex life with raw insertion. I was scared of my life not to become an HIV patient. So, then the test was with a test card, one solution and test tube for blood samples, the test kit is sold 2,000naira.

I was tested negative, i exclaimed in excitement. Thank you Lord, I will stop fornicating.


So I was adviced since i didnot know the girl's sexual history, I may need a PEP (post exposure prophylaxis) so, i was given 30 tablets at their pharmacy to use it at a fixed time in the day. 7am sharp not less not more.

The condition using that drug was tough, no wonder the stigma.

So, I was told to abstain till 3months time for another test, to be sure I'm completely free.

I thought of the experience of using the drugs.

Saw the people queing for the drugs, some have developed to AIDS of which you can see the signs in their bodies.

Some goodlooking babes and guys I saw there were the amazing part.

Charming, chubby and cute looking guys and ladies carrying the virus but it doesnt show in their face.

So, I began thinking of my life, that these people are told not to miss the drug a day. For the rest of their lives.

Omg, thank God I'm negative, i would have been thinking hurtful thoughts to myself.

The drug side effects are drowsiness and sometimes sex urge may be there again.

So my experience was just something i love to braodcast for others to learn

LadyRosa:
Foolish woman! She got what she deserves for bringing a man into her house, without him paying her bride price. And to think such immoral act in front of your kid siblings who turned slave to a total non entity! FOOLISH WOMAN!

So many ladies are currently doing this, 'Abuja Marriage ' of a shame. How can you be living with a man that's not your husband, as in, I don't understand why!!!?

As a single girl sef, don't allow a man into your house. talk to whoever outside your compound, or in his car. OR better still go to his own house, 4ck him there! No 4ck any man for Ya house. Not even your boyfriend!

Some sef dey chop beating join

Some ladies truly get fish brain.

When I was single, you can never know who I'm dating. I just dey run my package(s) discreetly. When I got married, many guys wey I dey waka with shock. They couldn't believe their eyes. . Some who happen to know my husband, till date are still wondering how I was able to pull that off.

CaveAdullam:
Nigerians will always run with clips; cut and join; copy and paste statements. The next thing is to conjure imaginary figures to defend their half-baked knowledge.

I don't rate any Nigerian politician. (Save Peter Obi who is showing to be the exception so far).

(Would have loved to watch the complete video before making this post. Now I'm also guilty of my first paragraph).

Sentiments aside, that video clip is simply a nuance. But low-IQ people don't even know what nuance entails not to even talk of parsing and understanding it.

From Fubara's statement:

Life is nothing. Which is true.

Why insult, bully, fight, and even try to harm ourselves when our last days are just 6 feet beneath us? Probably, the ground we are fighting each other is the ground where we may be buried.

If you examine life from the past to the present and the future, your struggles are meaningless. Because we will all die someday. Either today or tomorrow.

The sweat we exude to make ends meet, the hurdles we scale to reach our goals, and the blood we bled to make sure we get our desires, which leave a scar on our body as a remembrance, are a total waste of time and energy if you should consider the end of man.

It all ends in nothing. Hence a wise man once said: vanity upon vanity all is vanity.

However, Akpabio is letting the audience understand that though life ends in nothing there is meaning in it. Our struggles aren't entirely meaningless because when we reach our goals and get our desires, we will be happy till the day of our last breath.

Because of the benefits of those struggles, Fubara will kneel and pray to his God to complete his 2 tenures in office. Fubara will not go back home, take his bath, lie on his bed, and wait for his last breath for the sake that "the struggles of life are nothing".

Even Pastor Taiwo still struggles to preach to his members and audience every Sunday even though they already know the end of all men - death. So why does he even bother?

It is the benefits of that struggle that makes life beautiful. That makes life enjoyable. That makes life showcase itself in different styles, shapes, and colors. That makes every individual express themselves in diversified forms and manners.

If Herbert Wigwe should resurrect tomorrow, he will continue his struggle. Because being sluggish or inert or dormant isn't the configuration of men. Even Christ performed many tasks when he was resurrected from the dead. He spoke words. He acted.

It is the benefit of that struggle that makes life easy for those of us behind. The benefit is to make life easier and less stressful as we are in queue to our respective graves.

Just imagine great inventors, scientists, financiers, etc stop at Fubara's thought, we wouldn't have progressed to this stage of civilization and development. Because "what's all the struggling about?"

We Shouldn't struggle and forget the essence of humanity: to love one another in truth and unity. To make an impact in the lives of people we come across. This is the ultimate benefit of the struggle.

Struggle we must. And the benefits we pray to reap before our death.

Quodseverismete:
Why has this bandits become more powerful than the federal government?. Hire machineries like GEJ did give them target to flush out those terrorists. But will our northern politicians allow this to happen.

Ashez:
Kai
Can we just look beyond ethnicity and religion, Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba and other tribes in this country, let's join hands together and pursue this evil called APC, breakfast don dey reach everybody small small oooo, politicians are merely taking the masses for a ride without a bit conscience, at the top, ethnicity and religion dont matter to them, but yet they use it to divide us and set us up, one against another.... The Hausa man is not and can never be the Igbo man problem, and the Igbo can never be the Yoruba man headache, we can co exist as a country or Confederation if we must, we can as well split and go our separate ways without fighting or killing each other, all am saying is that the politicians are the biggest threat at the moment to our existence as a nation. The evil and wicked structure must be dismantled when we are ready... Nigerians let's unite.

Raj10:
A man who marry a wrong woman is become a story teller

immortalcrown:
Tinubu said ₦260 per Dollar was too much. Therefore, his government is not good until Naira goes below 260 per Dollar in his regime.

1Sharon:
Yes and?

He has been on this forum for over a decade. He trolls, but sprinkles in some truth bombs.