Which planet are you from?

BritishNaija:


Where do you all get all these news? How many nukes Poland, Lativa, Estonia have?

Ayamin lov

bibianna:



You sure did.

Stupid Black man, had it been it's Cameron that are in this mess now, he will only be posting on Twitter from afar

lalasticlala:


https://twitter.com/nzekiev/status/1498629792429662213?t=O7VOCbzdriCosse1n16eNg&s=08

Can I forward my engagement ring? I saw your moves

bibianna:
Your taste is achievable!

You only need to become an allies of the WEST to get Nuclear

BritishNaija:


Do you know how long it takes and What you must have to be able to get that?

Russians are better than your Gods (Americans) not to talk of your ancestors Israelis.

Zonefree:

You must be mistaken Israel for Niger Republic.

Then your popcy go come remain, a bi?

Vifx:
All politicians will burn in hell

You sign a player and you are saying that;
He cant control ball, you it for him.
He can't pass, you do it for him.
He cant nod ball(heading) you do for him.
He cant dribble, you it for him.
He can't run, you do it for him.

And pipu are now asking how he will score goals, are going to hire a scorer? You are saying noooo! He must score himself�

Eko oni baaje.(Yeloow bar)
Lalace (Hausa)
Mijin Hajiya(Hausa)
Waji kparaa(Nupe)
Onyoshi(Developers)
Oghenekwvwe(Delta)
Gunzhe(Gwari)

Chijeep:
AM NEWLY HAPPILY MARRIED:
My wife can't wash I bought washing machine.
My wife can't cook n I employed a cook.
My wife can't sweep n I employed a house maid.
My wife can't pound yam n I bought pounder.
My wife can't drive n I employed a Driver.

Pls Am I really a caring husband or a Simp

Without checking your profile, I know the owner of the post must be that 'pipu of future' (female)...

How many people have you reject before falling on the wrong hands?

This should be a typical Christian Afonja..
Na them.

This pipu go milk am finish, sotey the Nation Cup fund balance wey im suppose return to their vault go transfers go spain.

Good luck

POLICE CORPORAL PHD HOLDER DESERVES ATTENTION – MURIC

Dr. Nnaji Ebenezer Chibueze, a police corporal, is still in the same rank three years after bagging his doctorate degree. His attempts at regularising his rank with his educational qualification has yielded no success. However, an Islamic human rights organisation has appealed to the Inspector General of Police (IGP), Usman Alkali Baba, to intervene in Ebenezer’s matter.

MURIC’s appeal was contained in a statement issued on Sunday, 13th February, 2022 by the director of the organisation, Professor Ishaq Akintola.

The group said :

“Dr. Nnaji Ebenezer Chibueze, a native of Umuezibuoko Umualu in Isiuzor local government area of Enugu State, has remained in the same rank as a police corporal three years after bagging his doctorate degree. It is our humble opinion that something is wrong here unless police authorities have a cassu belli for refusing to regularize his rank in accordance with his educational qualification.

“From our findings, Ebenezer’s educational background has been the normal routine. From Odorbia Primary School in Umuezibuoko, Umualu (1994-1999) to Community Secondary School, Umualu and Community Secondary School, Ihaohuala in Ihamufu Isiuzor local government area Enugu State where he obtained his Junior School Certificate and the West Africa Senior School Certificate in 2005.
“He got his Bachelor of Science Education in Political Science, Administration and Supervision in the year 2010 at Enugu State University of Science and Technology (ESUT) and his masters degree in the same field at the Abia State University in 2016. He topped his degrees with a PhD in the same field in 2019. It is interesting that Ebenezer’s cumulative grade point average in his first, second and doctorate degrees were 4.40, 4.35 and 4.3 respectively.

“Although Dr. Nnaji Ebenezer Chibueze was enlisted into the Nigeria Police Force in the year 2012 after his university education, his first degree was not considered. But he had to join the force to make ends meet as no other job opportunity was available.

“It is common knowledge that any interested person with Masters or PhD who wishes to lecture in the Nigeria Police Academy, stands a good chance. But Ebenezer is yet to receive a response to his application dated 15th January, 2020.

“MURIC appeals to the IGP, Usman Alkali Baba, to use his good office to intervene in the plight of Dr. Nnaji Ebenezer Chibueze. The reward of academic brilliance should be a commensurate rank or position. We cannot afford to continue to waste our intellectuals. Besides, the best police officers have often been the most highly educated perhaps because of their exposure to different civilisations and cultures. Our police personnel are doing a tremendous job for this country. They deserve attention.”

Professor Ishaq Akintola,
Director,
Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC)

Since he has surpassed CR7 for most penalties attempt, he is now MESSALTI

Desert league.

Since it's a letter of invitation inviting you, then turn the invitation down.

ExAngel007:
A tenant has shared a list of the items his landlord's son expects him to contribute towards the burial of the late landlord.

In a letter sent to the tenant in Aba, the landlord's son invited him to a meeting ahead of the burial.

He was asked to come with certain items, including 1 goat, 2 cartons of beer, 2 cartons of malt, 100,000 Naira and more.

The letter is going viral after the tenant shared it with the caption:



https://mobile.twitter.com/Kings2Oge/status/1492171743443787780

Umunkaru Village, Isiala Okpu Aut. Com. Osisioma Ngwa L•G.A Aba, Abia State
1st February, 2022.

LETTER OF INVITATION

Sir/Madam am directed to inform you and invite you on 27th February, 2022, about the death of your Landlord Mr. Ugochukwu Okezie (Late).

The burial has been fixed on the 9th March, 2022. So, on the above mentioned date that is 27th February, 2022, you are invited to come by 10:00 "AM" been (Sunday) with the following items and Cash at his Compound:

1. Opening of the table N5,000 with a bottle of Schnap

2. Wine for Speech N5,000 with a bottle of Schnap

3. One Goat

4. 2 Crates of Maltina

5. 2 Cartons of bear

6. 16 lgbo Cola-nut

7. 16 Alligator

8. And Cash of one hundred thousand (N100,000) Thanks for your Cooperation and Understanding.

Yours Ever NGOZIE UGOCHUKWU

What do you mean?
It's better for it to be posted for the sake of statistics in other to give awareness on some of you and your devilish modus operandi.

Are you from the state?

JosephXavier:
Please we should reduce the way we post such nasty stuffs here on nairaland

This type of post will always cause tribal fights and attacks

KhaliloU Fadigha whom is you Idol ended his football career early due to inconsistency and perhaps I can say Buhari is better 'evil' as you called him than you and you live idol.

Fahdiga:
This is the lowest of the low from Buhari's Junta. Buhari has destroyed every fabric of our national cohesion. Ortom should remain undunted in his criticism of this failed regime. Sensible Nigerians are solidly behind him. Buhari is evil

Hey, Jezebel, na her pregnancy you come check?

ojesymsym:
Where the pregnancy when Nairaland say she get around december?

How many nairaland girls u don pound so far?
And please helps us with your picture for precautionary measures.

Anxiety2022:
I just got diagnosed of been HIV+. I don't even know what to do or where to start at this phase in life. Dream looks shambles. I had that HIV positive patient must take it's drugs everyday in other to survive. I really do not know where to start. I feel like taking my life away. Who can give me a concrete advise on how to survive this. The trauma is much on me. I really do not know who to ask for favor. I am looking forward for your advice.

Secondly is the drugs affordable?

This must be Edo state

celebritylife:
Primary School Student Seen Carrying 4 of His Schoolmates to School On Okada (video)

An interesting video of a little boy in school uniform carrying four of his schoolmates to school on Okada has left social media users really shocked.

The pupil has been hailed over his ability to perform such a feat.

However, some others condemned the boy saying he’s putting the lives of his fellow students at risk because he’s not of age to ride a motorcycle.

The incident happened in Nigeria.

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ6W0SShK7k

This guy arm robber

Kriss216:

Put some respeck to that name Zazu

This man can't he wear kaftan?

How much

StayMotivated:
Please check my profile. I have a clean 2010 Lexus Es350 for sale, abeg make una help me make my first sale.

Don't go surprise us with a video call

Use the money campaign for Tinubu, he's promising unlike....�.
Tinubu will reward you with an appointment.

And who was the first dude?

ItsGoodToBeGood:
Of course, but you have to be smart, brave and ready to endure.




There is always a first person.

Thank God is not an animal that got lost in Nigeria.

Shellsploit:
Explorer on the beat!



Make dem check well, them go don butcher am by my brothers for Ngbuka, Anambra state.

You are a foolish nephew.

Now you av revealed where you hide your for phone.. What if he comes again?

Is not everything we bring online.

EmmyBlogs:


https://hgsmediaplus.com/2021/12/26/robber-drops-apology-note-after-robbing-a-lady/

Emeka lemme be your campaign codee In North Central, but you must bring Ghana must go.

EmekaStanley:
Lalasticlala, please help me arrange this properly and move to fp.

Thank you

I saw your dad's picture among the ghost victims

bcomputer101:
No reasonable person will vote Tinubu.
Tinubu, who order the massacre at Lekki tollgate? The blood of those killed will continue to hunt your ambition.







If APC really want to win 2023 election, then give us Osibanjo