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Health / Re: Can I Still Grow Taller At 21? by CountLaka(m): 12:57pm On Apr 24, 2022
It's only possible if you are still aVirgin
Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo’s 18 Wives Now Available For Suitors - Oyo Chief by CountLaka(m): 1:12am On Apr 24, 2022
I need one.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mwai Kibaki Dies At 90 by CountLaka(m): 5:22pm On Apr 22, 2022
I thought it was your uncle

BuyAndSellStuff:
I thought it was IBB
Lol
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Relocate To Anambra Forests, Partner Niger Delta Militants by CountLaka(m): 4:42pm On Apr 21, 2022
Sharp Sharp!
Upon relocation them don sign partnership.
Politics / Re: Tinubu, Osinbajo, Amaechi Camps Emerge In Senate by CountLaka(m): 12:40pm On Apr 17, 2022
Senator Kabiru Gaya is with Osinbanjo
Food / Re: Lady Finds Cockroach In Her Sealed Juice (Photos) by CountLaka(m): 3:38pm On Apr 14, 2022
Which sealed drink?
Let us see the brand and company please, I will help a lot.
Believe me we have a lot of wicked people around, they can do anything for money.
Crime / Re: Man Wipes 13-Year-Old Girl’s Private Part After Raping Her In Ibadan by CountLaka(m): 1:26am On Apr 10, 2022
We are not evil ahbeg ,, allow my gender to be now.

saphiere:
Men and rape..
I weep for this evil gender.
Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Affair With Filling Station Manager by CountLaka(m): 3:22pm On Apr 06, 2022
Right from the inception of future-gender, it has been prophesied that women that likes awuf would suffer pass the poor man of God
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine's Mariupol City Has Been '90%' Destroyed After Russia Besieged It by CountLaka(m): 11:02pm On Apr 05, 2022
But your ancestors will succeed? undecided

VictorUSA:
Russia will not succeed.
Travel / Re: Is Asokoro, Abuja The Best Precinct In West Africa? (Pictures) by CountLaka(m): 10:43pm On Apr 03, 2022
Amigo better start to they praise IBB

Penguin2:
Abuja is masterfully planned.

Whichever perspective you want to look at it, the relocation of Nigerian Seat of Government to Abuja is justified.

Imagine Lagos, with all its chaos and gridlocks, was still the Federal Capital Territory…

It’s just better imagined undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Says It Won't Cut Off Gas Supplies Yet In Rouble Payment Row by CountLaka(m): 12:05pm On Apr 03, 2022
Help me o, him too they carry the "likes' buy gas ni angry

Massiveglory:
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You no get Job ni? Na to de gather like and share upandan .

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Religion / Re: Why Are Those Great Biblical Miracles Not Happening These Days? by CountLaka(m): 11:45am On Apr 03, 2022
God does not know about your church from the first place.

jesusjnr2020:
One major reason is because God cannot commit to the church more than the church commits to Him.

It's the measure one uses that would be used to measure back to him. Mark 4:24

Those in Bible committed everything, more or less, to God, hence God reciprocate the gesture and committed much to them.

But today it's very different as people in the churches, including the leaders, don't commit as much to God as they did in those days, hence God measures back sparingly to them.

God bless.
Family / Re: MARTIAL BED: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by CountLaka(m): 2:34pm On Mar 29, 2022
Nebuchadnezzar cool grin
Politics / Re: Terrorists Bomb Abuja-Kaduna Train With 970 Passengers Onboard by CountLaka(m): 11:02pm On Mar 28, 2022

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Politics / Re: 77 Newly Elected APC National Officials (Full List) by CountLaka(m): 6:43pm On Mar 27, 2022
What crime did Niger state commit in APC?

Haba! For 8years junior minister and now after convention, out of 77 excos it's only one slot that we got.
Family / Re: Happy Mother's Day. What Will You Give To Your Mom Today? by CountLaka(m): 2:47pm On Mar 27, 2022
I love her

OhBritannia:
Happy mother's day to all Mothers in NIGERIA.
May GOD Continue to bless them and give them more energy.

Say a prayer to your mom and yes!!! What will you give to your mom today?
Tell us what you have in store for your mom today.
Just suprise her even though it's little, she will definitely appreciate.

Politics / Re: Nigeria Ready To Supply Gas To Europe - Timipre Sylva by CountLaka(m): 2:40pm On Mar 27, 2022
Useless people leading a blessed country...

No wonder I saw Timipre's posters at the convention yesterday, he wants to gather enough gas money from EU so that he can wrestle Amaechi that has already gathered his from China cheesy, moreover he is now condemning the china, forgetting all the loans that BARBAR/SHAMSUNA and Amaechi collected from them...

Don't turns us to be a full.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine war: NATO will respond in kind if Putin uses chemical weapons - Biden by CountLaka(m): 10:12pm On Mar 24, 2022
A post from a neandathal man

DoctorOlasDesk:
Anti-NATO miscreants like Iran, China, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Turkmenistan watching their leader in shame. So, this is the giant they were counting upon to lead an Anti-West.

I'm beginning to think this war was fated to expose the weakness and unclothedness of Russia to the entire world and its self, to inspire and usher new humility that will lead for peace that would go on to span for decades.

Thanks to Ukraine for the sacrifices made to ensure this new reality is achieved.

Russia the puss. Putin is a walking corpse. The only way this way ends since it's now a stalement with no progress and no humility to return home. End Putin, use any of the ambitious colonels to achieve this feat and the needless killings ends.

This war will put these Anti-NATO miscreants in check for atleast 50 years


Another thing i love about this war, the sanctions and all I find surprising is the audacity of the American stance


1. USA Started and maintained the pressure even before allies like Germany came onboard

2. Germany has been fighting American leadership long before almost asusming itself as a peer-mate. This war has humbled even Germany to follow like a faithful and loyal servant should

3 The ability to tame the bear and the dragon together, Russia and China without breaking a sweat

4. Putting China in it's place. USA has been telling China it would face consequences if it lends a hand. China has been mute like a wet chicken

5. Saudi Arabia is secretly thrilled and watching from the sidelines. No wonder she ordered for American patriot missiles just last week in its fight against the yemeni houthis

6. Turkey is humbled

7. India can't make " fem "


God bless USA. God bless the west. God bless Christianity

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia, Ukraine Exchange Prisoners Of War by CountLaka(m): 10:06pm On Mar 24, 2022
Nine Russian prisoners were exchanged for the mayor of Melitopol, . grin grin dem for carry the mayor do suya





ijustdey:


https://punchng.com/russia-ukraine-exchange-prisoners-of-war/
Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by CountLaka(m): 5:55pm On Mar 23, 2022
Air Commodore Pamela, let me confess I love you looks but I don't have c300.
If you love him tell him grin

Palema007:
I don't grab and I really do not care. Don't mistake my response to your thread for an interest in your person.
Religion / Re: Is There Anything Wrong In One Not Going To Church But Believes So Much In God? by CountLaka(m): 6:42pm On Mar 20, 2022
With all these long grammar, still where Church or Sunday is mentioned.

Aonkuuse:
Oga the principle is there.

Matthew 25:31-40
“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his throne in heavenly glory. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, "I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

“The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.”
Religion / Re: Is There Anything Wrong In One Not Going To Church But Believes So Much In God? by CountLaka(m): 1:03pm On Mar 20, 2022
What are the principles and who propounded them at which year and in which scripture?

All I know is that know where in the entire Bible that Church was mentioned or even people were asked to worship on Sunday..

Do good, help people, believe in oneness of God and his prophets, don't follow Nigeria leaders and you shall make heaven.

Aonkuuse:
There are conditions and principles for the kingdom of God, just follow them and salvation is assured
Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli Sprays Money On Chioma Akpotha On Her 42nd Birthday by CountLaka(m): 1:34pm On Mar 15, 2022
She must not be like you, that anything you share to the public,

We4all:
This Chioma that has refused to show us the face of her husband and kids.

100K to anyone who can expose the face of her family.
Health / Re: External Hordeleum (Chalazion): Do You Know Anything This Please? (Photo) by CountLaka(m): 1:28pm On Mar 15, 2022
This is what we call "Hitler's Onion" grin

Error401:
Been there for 2 months and I went to a government hospital where I was diagnosed of External Hordeleum (Chalazion)
I was referred to another Government Teaching Hospital in Osogbo for the surgery.

I just want to know the probable cost of the surgery
And how risky it is! Thank you
P.S - it dosent bother me at all, aside from the bulge
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Willing To Be A Neutral State, Says Official by CountLaka(m): 4:56pm On Mar 14, 2022
A pure IPOB journalism, you can't separate this your ideology from the fact.

NA-DEM grin

sapientia:
This is good news

Though I doubt if Putin will stop now

Even if all the sanctions are lifted today, Russia is doomed economically

Foreign direct invest will be almost non-existent because investor confidence have been killed

After this war, there will only be 3 winners

1. USA

2. China

3. Ukraine

Putin just traded the future of Russia for a morsel of Akpu and onugbu

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Year Did You Discover Nairaland ? by CountLaka(m): 12:13pm On Mar 13, 2022
The first time I discover Nairaland was during Obasanjo's 3rd time agenda. cool

The second time was during 'Sai Baba' agenda. grin
Food / Re: Try This Yam Porridge Recipe And Thank Me Later by CountLaka(m): 1:23pm On Mar 10, 2022
Yeye pipu
Politics / Re: IPOB/ESN Parades Child Soldier To Fight Nigeria Army - Photos by CountLaka(m): 10:02pm On Mar 08, 2022
Are they truly observing Covid-19 protocol with face mask?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Calls Barca Star Depay On Live Video, Invites Him To His 02 Show (video) by CountLaka(m): 11:34pm On Mar 03, 2022
No be only!
Na Pierre-Cardini

Zonefree:

Adeleke Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from Osun State, Nigeria.

cool
Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Fetish by CountLaka(m): 2:28pm On Mar 03, 2022
As Friends, I will advise you to drop us your address here in case of dead on active duty..

You are a living dead,
She will Bleep all your sperm comot and you go die then she will move to her next simp

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Politics / Re: NPC To Conduct E.A.D Updating Exercise In 170 LGAs Nationwide. by CountLaka(m): 2:23pm On Mar 03, 2022
Hope my LG is among?

If not I will call Mamman Daura

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Foreign Affairs / Re: World War 3 Would Be ‘Nuclear & Destructive’ - Russian Foreign Minister Sergei by CountLaka(m): 2:17pm On Mar 03, 2022
Yes, patronise me for more war tips cool

Boss469:


Chaiii narailand war expert funny oo

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