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I saw your dad's picture among the ghost victims

bcomputer101:
No reasonable person will vote Tinubu.
Tinubu, who order the massacre at Lekki tollgate? The blood of those killed will continue to hunt your ambition.







If APC really want to win 2023 election, then give us Osibanjo

From what I have read here, it's look like you are the guy in the story that you gave

felixzo1:
most ladies marry who is available when they want to marry. a man can get married even at 40 to a 20year old girl. women do not have that previlage ,their biological clock is not their friend. i will never advice any woman to wait for man. more 70 percent of campus relationship do not lead to marriage. finance is usually the major factor. I have a friend who dated a girl since his first year in school . They were always together, did everything together , they were even living together, their parents were even aware of their relationship. They behaved as if they cannot live apart. But after service year the story changed, the lady was willing to marry the guy but the guy was not ready due to finance. The parents of the girl were even willing to sponsor the wedding but the guy refused that he wanted to stand on his feet first. 6 months later the girl got married to someone else, went on to have 3 kids the ex boyfriend was still single. After 9 years the guy got married to a 20 year old girl. The ex girlfriend has grown up kids

Awon crew football-japa

55truth:
Is that face 29? Why are people afraid of crossing 30?

Your mumu too much...
Atiku will never accept vp-ship

abobote:
Osibanjo can not defeat Atiku, Tinubu vs Atiku will be more interesting

SILENTandSMART2:
Lmao..

Without STD

Where the guy wea de Bleep her?

slimcassi:
Hello guys
So I opened a thread several months back about a little chicken that refused to go away which I decided to keep as a pet.
There were mixed reactions about keeping a chicken as pet and though the previous thread was hilarious well we have come this far....

If you haven't seen the previous thread, check it out. https://www.nairaland.com/6281705/little-chick-found-doesnt-want

Like the topic said, Mira is now a mom although it wasn't easy her first batch of eggs she layed had to be destroyed due to my negligence, but with proper care and attention she was successfully delivered of 12new little chickens

Being her first time, I would say I'm glad she hatched all 12eggs.

NL and snake news ehn

OmoOgunOriginal:
https://startrendinternational.com/2000-ogun-teachers-trained-on-python-programmings/

This is the reason I prefer under 19�

Toks2008:
Honestly speaking, firm boobs are very rare to come by.

I remember watching this Reed dance on YouTube.. The south Africa virgin dance where topless virgins come out in large number to dance for the zulu King.

I was so amazed to see many unattractive boobs on virgins...

This is not about body shaming anyone but I was expecting to see firm boobs on them but only very few have perky firm boobs.

Please I need it

Raydos:
I'm probably gonna give it away!

By their words you shall know them

Ever8090:
you dey madt..if I beg you 100 naira that is not haram, will you give me or tell me how lazy I am without even knowing my extent of hustle..oga go sit-down I beg

Betting is HARAM, even Bible said it.

Ever8090:
them dey teach person gamble? ...anyway it is football betting where you bet on outcome of games..Lt is bit easier if you watch football games as it enables you know the strength of teams.
Like myself, I bet responsibly I have the app on my phone I bet from their o don't need to go to s betting shop to place my bet.
And I stake 100 naira mostly, I don't stake huge amount as it is dangerous to do so.

The younger the leaders, the more corrupt.

The older the elders, the more madness

Antony General

RZArecta:
https://gazettengr.com/installing-twitter-seditious-under-penal-code-of-northern-nigeria-agf-malami-tells-court

Zoning agitators
Secessionist
Anti-North
Self-acclaimed intelligent

MrCover:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=224076396422238&id=100064596373289

I use to buy Butter instead of Bread every night.

reel14:
Hello Nairalanders. I got married late last year.
Even though I got married late, I made sure I was gainfully employed before taking the giant stride.

I love my wife and she loves me too. I carry 98 % of the home responsibility, recently, because things are on the high side and my wife is working as well, I told her to be taking care of filling the gas while I handle other bills.
I have observed that anytime I go near the gas maybe to make food or boil water, she will remind how expensive gas is right now, after all, if it finishes, I won't give money to fill. These words hurt me alot as this is the only thing you do for us in this house. I know how much I pay for rent, DSTV etc with other utility bills.

My thoughts now are;
How do men which their wives are feeding them cope with insults and embarrassments that come with every meal?

How do unemployed/underemployed men cope?

What if anything happens with my job, will I be able to stay in a verbal abusive home?

Kai Dan-iska ne

Mr100Dollars:
As a married man don't keep a mistresses, just have sex with a random girl without any emotional attachment, move on. Respect your wife and your peace of mind....

You are a good example of the 'Lazy youths' mentioned by Buhari..

Unigrad:
I am having issue with my principal refusing to sign my rejection letter in other for me to relocate to the school closer to my house.
My current PPA is very far from my house, it cost #2000 transportation fare, the day I went to sign the rejection letter, I didn't see anybody in the school including principal, teachers and students. I got there about to 10am, the school were almost taken over by weeds, I had bike accident on a tied road on my way there, my body got injured, I thank God I didn't fracture any of my bones.
What should I do since the principal is refusing to sign the rejection letter?

There is money in Afghanistan..

Manq:
Anywhere money dey asides Africa

Inna lillahi wa inna illaihim rajiun

NaijaCoverBlog:
Update From . COM

A 24-year-old HND 1 Laboratory Science and Technology Student of the Waziri Umaru Federal Polytechnic, Birnin Kebbi, Khalid Kabir Argungu, was electrocuted in his hostel room while cooking, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The incident happened on Tuesday evening, August 31, when the student allegedly made contact with a naked wire while operating an electric stove.

Speaking to newsmen in his office on Wednesday, Rector of the Polytechnic, Arch. Muhammad Sani Aliyu, explained that the student was rushed to the institution's clinic but when the doctors and nurses realised that his condition was serious, they quickly took him to Sir Yahyah Memorial General Hospital in the metropolis where he was confirmed dead.

"We have set up a committee to investigate and unravel the circumstances surrounding the death of the student. And by the time the committee completes its investigation, we shall know what to do to stop the reoccurrences of such incident through their recommendations,” he said.

He, however, dismissed the insinuation that the management had closed the school, adding that students sharing the hostel with the deceased merely vacated the hostel as part of respect for their late colleague.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=558421195397896&id=100036900605811

Sadist!!
That's what you are.

RapistOnBail:

Body go tell 95% of them after them graduate.


Una think say labour market na una mate!

Hmm!

This one land on 'one chance'.

Are you still serving there?

NoApology:
Delta state broadcasting service, DBS road Asaba

Nothing wey poverty no dey cause

95Dapa:
It might not count unless electronic transmission is adopted

PDP sympathizer

What is nsorinsor?

U still they prey innocent girls, instead of you to look for solutions to your skin predicament

No it doesn't..
What kind of a stupid question is this?

Fura- da nono

Joanney:
Lol
What do Muslims cook on Friday sef

Was this Lugard's quotation or your father?

JooEeL:
"The Hausa-Fulani has no ideals, no ambitions save such as sensual in character. He is a fatalist, spendthrift and a gambler. He is gravely immoral and is seriously diseased that he is a menace to any community to which he seeks to attach himself.” Lugard

An accomplice spotted.

fuckingAyaya:
shut up

Useless committee of an egocentric homo sapiens, no Northern and no Hausa/Fulani among the nominees.. Ist a regional or religious thing?