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Family › Re: Photo: What Would You Do? If You Found Your Daughter In This Condition by cozy7(m): 8:36pm On Sep 16, 2015
This are d kinda things that makes one (angrily) take laws into their hands....

Without mixing words, whoever tries that on my daughter, will be permanently disfigured (if not dead) within 24hrs after I find out. Shikena.....
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Romancelanders? by cozy7(m): 8:28pm On Sep 16, 2015
SECONDED!

So glad to know I'm not d only one bearing this thoughts. Op, what fascinates me d most is d age range of "kids" who mostly indulge in this, there is no hesitation in d lashing out of erotic n vulgar words.

If this is 21st century, I wonder what 22nd century will be like.....
Business › Re: ‘dislike’ Button Coming To Facebook - Mark Zuckerberg by cozy7(m): 8:21pm On Sep 16, 2015
Young man, mighty investment.

This "dislike" button no go favor all those useless babes way dey upload wayward pix, thinking that beauty is all abt being naked.......... Mark Zuckerberg don spoil some pple career.

#waiting for NL to introduce "dislike" button too.
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Proves Class Is Everything In New Pictures by cozy7(m): 9:38am On Sep 15, 2015
For me, this is d only woman who best represents Nigerian movie industry. Don't mind all those hoes.
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Calls A Girl An Mgbeke? by cozy7(m): 9:55pm On Sep 14, 2015
It means 2 things.....that your local n that your a loose bit*ch. These are d kinda babes that are perfect to satisfy konji.
Romance › Re: Mature Advice Only by cozy7(m): 9:52pm On Sep 14, 2015
Exactly what I said before.......Hoes everywhere!
Phones › Re: Airtel Unlimited Browsing On Opera Mini by cozy7(m): 5:06am On Sep 14, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Just dial *885# and lunch your opera....fill in webpass.opera.com and fill in your number and gender.It download
plz sir, what do u mean by web pass? And how do I fill it in?
Family › Re: I'm Having Doubts About Getting Married Next Month by cozy7(m): 11:18pm On Sep 13, 2015
According to your words, u got attracted to your current man who u wanna get married to, now u attracted to another, is that how easy u get attracted? U be magnet? What makes u think u will not get "attracted" to d next man who comes your way? Lady, if u got problem with your man, go fix it. U hv known him for 5yrs and u just said he's d luv of your life...yet u wanna run off with another man? U no well ooo. U need psychiatric attention, not advice. But just in case advice will work, I suggest u sit your man down, talk to him, fix your differences n take him back.

Your in your mid 20s, so u will soon become old model (u no what I mean). Men are everywhere but husbands are scarce. Stay with d "devil" u know for 5yrs n leave d "angel" u just met.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Photo: What Will You Do If Your Best Friend Was In This Position by cozy7(m): 8:29pm On Sep 13, 2015
I'll ask him to quickly tell me his ATM pin. Since he clearly wouldn't need it anymore.
Education › Re: BREAKING: School Building Collapses In Jos, Several Pupils Feared Dead by cozy7(m): 8:10pm On Sep 13, 2015
This is quite unfortunate for this little innocent kids.
Somehow, I wish d kids were rather kidnapped by Boko Haram, just like d Chibok girls, that way they could stand a more practical chance of survival. Now for those little kids still trapped under d fallen building, what will be their fate? Will they hv to wait till daybreak? Bcoz "Rescue" in such areas seems to be far from "Immediate".
Romance › Re: I Need Advice Please by cozy7(m): 8:08pm On Sep 13, 2015
There is nothing wrong, just know that she'll age quick, besides menopause is around d corner
So u will need to procreate fast.

No matter what anyone says, remember that luv is all that matters.
Phones › Re: The New Mtn Calls For 7+ Days For Just 30NGR by cozy7(m): 9:58am On Sep 13, 2015
djl:
That was an error bro,there is no monthly plan. Eeehyah,You were charged 200/7days, some were charged 30,40,150 or more for 7 days. But as you said, even the 200 naira is still fair
That's not true oo, my frd who never knew abt this thing toll I told him did it, he was charged N200, and was given 300000 for one mth. I SAW IT WITH MY EYES.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by cozy7(m): 9:25am On Sep 13, 2015
ProphetUdeme:
me too. But c.r.k na cheap course. Even if i wake up from sleep.
I'm not a student, I'm actually requesting this 4my little niece. I can assure u that your assumption that CRK is "cheap", is exactly why students pass other subjects, but fail CRK. No course is easy, neither is any difficult. Even d best pastors could attempt teaching CRK, but can't do it as good as one who studied it. It's like assuming that Maths and further Maths are same thing. I guess u completed ur ss3, then I hope u got 2d part of CRK that deals with d same story, but told in different ways by d synoptic gospels, being aware that ur examiner could ask u to narrate d birth or temptation of Christ according to Matthew, IF U QUOTE MARK (yet they are so identical) AND UR WRONG. How abt those names of pple n places that are so identical, such as Barrabas, Bassabas n Barnabas, what of Simon n Simeon? Make d mistake of writing one name, when I mean d other AND UR WRONG. Do u also know that when u narrating a story (assuming u writing WAEC CRK), for every name of person, place or thing which u mis-spell, such as "Isreal", instead of "Israel" u will be charged 0.5 mrks. Do u also know that wen u suppose to mention a name, but u skip it (maybe Bcoz u forgot d exact name) u will also be charged 0.5mrks? For instance, u write "Jesus went to Gathsamane to pray with Peter, James and one other disciple..." u will be charged 0.5mrks as well. THESE ARE JUST A FEW, PLZ NOTE THAT THESE THINGS ARE MORE CRITICAL FOR ONE LIKE YOU WHO IS SITTING FOR UTME.

ALL THESE I KNOW BCOZ I MRK WAEC N I'M A LECTURER. My brother, I strongly suggest u adjust your understanding n take all your subjects equally serious.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by cozy7(m): 11:40pm On Sep 12, 2015
HomoSapiien:
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Welcome on board sir. cool smiley
Plz I'd really need u to help put CRK SYLLABUS, it'll be of immense help n relief to me. Thanks!
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by cozy7(m): 11:30pm On Sep 12, 2015
ibadanfinest:
Bros, its not as simple as that o. For courses in faculty of business admin, maths is compulsory, in fact some schools don't even accept commerce. what you gonna do is to tell us the school you intend to go to and your proposed course.
We ain't got anything as "faculty of business admin", business admin is a department under FACULTY OF MGT SCIENCE. All MGT SCIENCE courses will offer u maths during your program, but u will drop it along d line, around 300l. If u don't wanna do maths, then go for social sciences, law, or to other faculties.
Politics › Re: Breakingnews! New Naira Notes Underway by cozy7(m): 9:45pm On Sep 12, 2015
Mogidi:
Any one angry that present Naira note contains Arabic inscription should wait for the next one.

https://f.tqn.com/y/middleeast/1/W/J/E/-/-/riyals.jpg

An opportunity for Buhari to embrace total sharia of Nigeria
Absolutely wrong!
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by cozy7(m): 5:30pm On Sep 12, 2015
HomoSapiien:


Okay thank, I'll edit it. It was actually a mistake
I guessed as mch, bcoz I'm a lecturer in a University here in d west and part of d registry. So I figured it wasn't right, bcoz I know what we look out for during screening. Plz I'd need u to put up d CRK SYLLABUS. I'd like to give it to my niece with it, so she could hv easy access to it rather than referring to d CD.
Education › Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by cozy7(m): 3:36pm On Sep 12, 2015
HomoSapiien:
[size=15pt] Commerce Syllabus from JAMB [/size]

1. Commerce
(i) Meaning (ii) Functions

2. Occupation
(i) Meaning (ii) Types (industrial, commercial and services)

3. Production
(i) Meaning (ii) Factors, characteristics and rewards (land,labour, capital.and entrepreneur) (iii) Division of Labour (iv) Specialization (v) Types (primary, secondary and tertiary)

4. Trade
(i) Meaning (ii) Classification:

5. Purchase and Sales of Goods

6. Aids-to-trade
a. Advertising (i) Types and media. (ii) Advantages and.disadvantages

7. Business Units
(i) Forms of ownership (ii) Characteristics/features (iii) Registration of businesses (iv) Business Mergers
(v) Determination of choice of business units (vi) Dissolution and liquidation of businesses

8. Financing Business

9. Trade Associations

10. Money (i) Evolution (ii) Forms (iii) Qualities/characteristics (iv) Functions

11. Stock Exchange

12. Elements of Business Management

13. Elements of Marketing

14. Legal Aspects of Business

15. Information and Communication Technology (ICT)

16. Business Environment and Social Responsibility
For social science courses and law, I realized that in your list u substituted d previously offered CRK/IRK for Economic. For instance in law and mass communication , (according to ur write up) .....Lutesture, "Economics" and any other social science subjects. Isn't it supposed to be CRK/IRK (instead of Economics) then Government/History in order to complete d 3 subjects (excluding d compulsory English)?
Health › Re: Unbelievable!!!: Mother Gives Birth To 17 Babies At Once With Over 29 Hours. by cozy7(m): 8:06pm On Sep 11, 2015
Woow! This is a full community, I think d man should establish a sch rather than enrol these kids in one. This is incredible n naturally impossible.
Politics › Re: I Will Name My Cabinet On Oct 1st - Buhari by cozy7(m):
Those are d words of a General, who who is fully equipped in d art of governance, a transparent leader who is taking his time to achieve his goals. I believe in d saying "it's better late than never". Previous dictators n looters who tagged themselves "democratic" rushed to appoint their cabinet, what did we get? So if Buhari decides to take almost d whole year (of 2015) to name his cabinet, then I say "WELL DONE SIR". To hell with those who call u "Baba-go-slow".
Celebrities › Re: SEYI LAW: I Never Planned To Become A Comedian by cozy7(m): 7:40pm On Sep 11, 2015
Nice comedian, but y is he squeezing his face like cow way swallow mango?
Celebrities › Re: How Much Would These Slippers Cost & Can You Help Me Get Distributors For Them? by cozy7(m): 7:38pm On Sep 11, 2015
The price will strongly depend on what it's made of n of course it's durability.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Blast Linda Ikeji for posting Picture Of Unshaved Legs. by cozy7(m): 12:47pm On Sep 11, 2015
Whether u call it pedicure or manicure, all nah makeup, a pure beauty doesn't need to hide behind all those paints n covers. Linda is only being original, ladies plz face facts n let d babe be.

Ladies n jealousy!
Romance › Re: Lady Gaga Flashes Her Nude Panties In Daring Red Gown(photos) by cozy7(m): 12:11pm On Sep 11, 2015
I've always wondered if this hair is her real hair?
Phones › Re: My Expirence With Yahoo Boys @ Upper Iweka by cozy7(m): 10:19am On Sep 11, 2015
I'm not a trader, but I've done many transactions in alaba international mkt to no thst it'll be your worst mistake to follow anybody as your guide within such markets, characterized by ibo boys. Once, u get to d mkt, dodge them all, if they insist, then follow, but once u c d next branching, sharply turn n get lost. Else, every single one of them has a share in whatever u pay.
Politics › Re: At Last! Rotimi Amaechi Strike.explodes; Accuses President Buhari And Tinubu by cozy7(m): 10:05am On Sep 11, 2015
I don't need to be a politician to know what Buhari is thinking "IF ROTIMI CAN BACK-STAB KWANKWASO, THEN HE'LL ONE DAY DO SAME TO HIM, BUHARI". Rotimi selfishly bet on d wrong horse, now it's time to lick his wounds n deal with his hunters....Tinubu, Wike and obviously Kwankwaso too, who knows others?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: This Is The Best Way To Answer When An Interviewer Says ‘tell Me About Yourself’ by cozy7(m): 9:54am On Sep 11, 2015
Sometimes in d heat of an interview, one may most likely forget all these steps n find himself/herself saying unnecessary things......

Some of these these interviewers can be so intimidating.....but definitely not foe me. #him smoke?
Education › Re: Dean Faculty Of Law Unical Accused Of Raping 400l Student by cozy7(m): 8:06am On Sep 11, 2015
destiny4125:
CYril Ndifon cant be innocent on this, even his wife knows that, and faculty of law is aware of that. that man is a beast and he didnt start his victimization of female students yesterday, that has being his life style, he sees it as fun, pls ask past and present malabresses of faculty of law who that beast called ndifon is.
This story had made too mch wave
So I felt pity for d man, but only yesterday, I called my girlfriend who studies theatre arts in unical, she told me absolutely everything ant him. My God, I listened with an open mouth. I now think he should be stunned to death.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by cozy7(m): 1:23pm On Sep 10, 2015
Jenny1010:
I know all this guilty conscious selfish guys will come here to attack me coupled with some low esteem girls.

How does asking your boyfriend how much he earns make you a local or hungry girl. What is the foundation of a relationship? isn't trust?. If you want a long lasting relationship, you have to open up on everything. You want a girl to tell you everything about herself, but you assume it an offence when she ask you how much you earn.

If you can't open up to your girl on how much you earn, then you have to ask yourself "what are you doing with her" , because clearly you don't trust her, except you just want to use and dump her.
Yeah, I believe in being open...no secrets. But asking abt my salary, as your first question? U may hv innocent intentions, but that raises a red flag. Well, I've never been asked that, but if she ever asks me, I've got a perfect answer for her.
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by cozy7(m): 1:19pm On Sep 10, 2015
I'll could do anything for my woman, but ask me that question n I'll break up, even b4 u can rephrase your statement.
Romance › Re: My Father Raped His Daughter, And I Am Their Baby by cozy7(m): 9:46am On Sep 10, 2015
plz make us understand u. "My father raped HER daughter? Shouldn't that be HIS?
Secondly, from your profile, you're a guy, but in your story, u claim to be a girl, which one are u really?

So is your mother also your sister? Or is she your aunt? This your story shake me sha?

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