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CrimeRe: Soldiers And Police Taskforce Fight In Ijaya, Lagos (Photos) by Craftmonkey19: 5:40pm On Jan 18, 2023
TMSMedia:
Fight Breaks Out As Soldiers Try To Disarm Police Taskforce In Lagos (Photos)



https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cnjn1tXhW-i/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Probably because of one squeezed bacteria infected #500 note
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Been Threatened Before? Share Your Experiences by Craftmonkey19: 5:37pm On Jan 18, 2023
UnusualEmissary:
I'm threatened by the fruits of this faulty and rotten civilisation

That's why we hope that the great emperor 'The Unity' will soon come to establish his New Era and reform the world God willing

We await his coming
You speak gibberish
PoliticsRe: 2023: It’s Wrong To Say ‘Emi Lokan’ – Obasanjo Drags Tinubu by Craftmonkey19: 6:05pm On Jan 01, 2023
Lol
PoliticsRe: Gov. El-rufai Pardons 11 Prisoners by Craftmonkey19: 5:43pm On Jan 01, 2023
New year gift
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Endorses Peter Obi For Presidency by Craftmonkey19: 5:42pm On Jan 01, 2023
Do ur best to Keep urchins away from sniper tonight
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Venita Akpofure Shares Her Nude Photos To Celebrates Her 36th Birthday by Craftmonkey19: 5:41pm On Jan 01, 2023
Indispensable85:
What do you call fool at 36?
Venita
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Venita Akpofure Shares Her Nude Photos To Celebrates Her 36th Birthday by Craftmonkey19: 5:38pm On Jan 01, 2023
TMSMedia:
Big Brother Naija star, Venita Akpofure has shared sultry photos of herself to celebrate her 36th birthday today, IGBERETV reports.

The mother-of-two captioned the photo on her Instagram handle;


https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm2bSvAry4F/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Oh, how ugly and wowoish is this fair wench? She can't even raise my tool by a millimeter
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Invade Atiku Rally, Supporters Injured by Craftmonkey19: 9:38am On Nov 22, 2022
rummeh:
They always attack his rally
I wonder why?
They love to hate him
HealthRe: 23-Year-Old Ondo Lady Attempts Suicide After Her Boyfriend Dumped Her (Pix) by Craftmonkey19: 9:36am On Nov 22, 2022
Dem for allow her make she die na grin


dre11:
Ondo lady attempts suicide after breakup




https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/ondo-lady-attempts-suicide-after-breakup/amp/
EducationRe: Appeal Court Orders ASUU To Call Off Strike by Craftmonkey19: 1:52pm On Oct 07, 2022
RomanceRe: Prophet Zagabe Chiluza Marries 4 Virgins At Once by Craftmonkey19: 3:36pm On Apr 27, 2022
Craftmonkey19:
Your write up sir is whóre-rible
RomanceRe: Prophet Zagabe Chiluza Marries 4 Virgins At Once by Craftmonkey19: 3:35pm On Apr 27, 2022
HitSong:
Fantastic!

That's the best standard every sane man should emulate.

How can I marry a liability yet, she'll be a USED and LEFTOVER product?

If their standard is a handsome, God fearing and FINANCIALLY stable man, then my standard is a VIRGIN, obedient and a beautiful lady and I won't compromise.

Every girl that has had sex with more than 2 people is a WHÓRE except in a case of rape.

Whóres are worthless people

Whóres don't have capability to love or care about anyone but themselves

WHÓRES don't deserve bride price

A WHÓRE will always be a WHÓRE.

NEVER MARRY A WHÓRE.
Your write up sir is LovePeddler-rible
PoliticsRe: Train Attack: 41 Women, 22 Men, 5 Kids Held By Terrorists by Craftmonkey19: 5:19pm On Apr 11, 2022
And all they could think about is the presidential seat. Bunch of hypocrites
RomanceRe: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by Craftmonkey19: 10:33pm On Apr 09, 2022
AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.
When you say like, what do you mean?

Is it sexual?

If it is then, ma, I must say, you're the most gullible fawl that has ever existed in the part of the universe

Logic and reasoning are two beautiful siblings

Weigh the merits against the demerits and come thank me later
CrimeRe: My Father Told Me “Holy Spirit” Instructed Him To Have Sex With Me - Teenager by Craftmonkey19: 10:24pm On Apr 09, 2022
saphiere:
Nobody. It's the truth I'm saying.
Your truth is embellished with subjective emotions.

You generalize that all men are paedos/pervs.

The question is, do you know all men?

Try to mix your emotions with some spice of reasoning and logic.

There's a bit of truth in what you said though.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: My Presidential Aspiration Not A Personal Ambition + Why I'm Contesting by Craftmonkey19: 9:35pm On Apr 09, 2022
JasonEkanem:
Honourable Minister of Transportation, Rt Hon Chibuike Amaechi says his aspiration is not about fulfilling any personal ambition. The former Governor of Rivers who was awarded Minister of the decade, wrote this on his verified Facebook handle!!



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=415479450499315&id=100061117896098
Dem dey look for elephant, mosquito dey raise head�
CrimeRe: My Father Told Me “Holy Spirit” Instructed Him To Have Sex With Me - Teenager by Craftmonkey19: 9:33pm On Apr 09, 2022
saphiere:
This is wickedness.

Dear mothers please stop leaving your daughters with these animals.
I have never seen a thread here where a Nigerian woman raped a man. There was a time I challenged an account here called @Romanoff I told him/her any day he/she sees a rape thread where the culprit is a Nigerian woman he/she should mention me on the thread and drop his/her bank acct that I will empty my bank account and send him/her my last savings.
This is making two months I haven't seen his/her mention concerning that.

So I challenge you @MadamVanessa. I give you till 14th of this month. Quote me on a thread that a Nigerian woman rapes a man then drop your account number.
Oh my dear Sapphiere, who has bewitched you?
Foreign AffairsRe: Luiza Rozova: Inside Putin’s Daughter’s Gaudy & Gold-Plated Penthouse (Pictures) by Craftmonkey19: 9:29pm On Apr 09, 2022
TheWolfen:
And pettiness too cheesy
Anyway, the beautiful ones are not yet born
Foreign AffairsRe: Luiza Rozova: Inside Putin’s Daughter’s Gaudy & Gold-Plated Penthouse (Pictures) by Craftmonkey19: 8:44pm On Apr 09, 2022
culf:
Beautiful...
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Foreign AffairsRe: Luiza Rozova: Inside Putin’s Daughter’s Gaudy & Gold-Plated Penthouse (Pictures) by Craftmonkey19: 8:42pm On Apr 09, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Source: The Sun
I'm not surprised at her ugliness
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Artist, Osinachi Nwachukwu Is Dead by Craftmonkey19: 10:21pm On Apr 08, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I wish her well but most gospel singers do not make heaven.
Upon what ground have you coin such ridiculous balderdash?

NwaAmaikpe, did you fall from the sky?
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Much Do You Spend On Feeding Daily by Craftmonkey19: 1:31pm On Mar 11, 2022
TheStakeHolder:
12k
Make I send aza?
CelebritiesRe: School Life No Easy, James Brown Laments Barely One Month Of Gaining Admission by Craftmonkey19: 7:42pm On Mar 10, 2022
See as shim be
CrimeRe: Nigerian Poses As Director General Of Police In India To Defraud People by Craftmonkey19: 4:01pm On Mar 10, 2022
udele1:
Are you afraid to call him a Biafran?
You're too old for this na
PoliticsRe: JP Morgan Tells UK Court: Malami Contradicting Himself On OPL 245 Deal by Craftmonkey19: 3:59pm On Mar 10, 2022
EducationRe: See Transformation Of Nigerian Man From A Pastor To Drug Addict (VIDEO) by Craftmonkey19: 3:57pm On Mar 10, 2022
CrownOfClay724:
Lol.

The transformation giran o grin



But I'm curious.

What will he be saved from?
Saved because he prefer to live a life different from that which he had hitherto led?

He don carry water, carry wine.
It is up to him to decide which is heavier
grin that word Hitherto hits many places
PhonesRe: My Boyfriend Is Not Man Enough by Craftmonkey19: 3:55pm On Mar 10, 2022
skywalker240:
That guy is the reason nairalanders call alot of guys simp
Simplistically, if it were to be a man who did wrong to him, would he be the one to apologise
PhonesRe: My Boyfriend Is Not Man Enough by Craftmonkey19: 3:54pm On Mar 10, 2022
Randy100:
If any one wrong me, I f..ck him or her up. Apology don't make me feel better, revenge does.
Vengeance is of the Lord. Ewu Toronto
FamilyRe: I Want To Peacefully Divorce My Husband by Craftmonkey19: 9:58am On Mar 03, 2022
chukwuibuipob:
undecided sad conFUSED pipu with their conFUSED Nollywood story.
Ewu canada
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: Cost Of Governance, Waste Of Public Fund Threat To Development by Craftmonkey19: 9:55am On Mar 03, 2022
qekng40:
They all sound sensible till you give them a political position.. Then the real them will start manifesting!
But wot will happen if you were given this position?
PoliticsRe: Andy Uba Hails Buhari Over Chuba Okadigbo's Widow's Appointment by Craftmonkey19: 10:28pm On Jan 07, 2022
It's funny how bubu has become quite active in these latter days undecided
TonyRazor:
Nwafor Okafor

Andy Uba Hails Buhari Over Chuba Okadigbo's widow's appointment


The Governorship Candidate of the All Progresives Congress (APC) in the November 6, 2021 Anambra guber election, Senator Andy Uba has hailed President Muhammadu Buhari over the appointment of Senator Margery Chuba-Okadigbo as the Chairman of the Board of Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).

Uba stated this in a statement by the
Deputy Director of Media and Publicity, Senator Andy Uba Governorship Campaign Organisation (SAUGCO), Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia,

The appointment which was announced by the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, has continued to attract commendations to President Buhari for finding the wife of his erstwhile running mate, the late Dr. Chuba Okadigbo worthy to lead the NNPC board.


Uba while hailing the President for the appointment, stressed that Sen. Margery Chuba-Okadigbo, a lawyer by training, is very sound and focused and therefore well prepared to lead the board to achieve her institutional mandate.*

Uba said ,"I must salute President Buhari for this appointment. Our people and all men and women of goodwill have reasons to hail Mr. President over this very appointment. And very importantly, putting a square peg in a square hole.

”I dare say that Senator Margery Chuba-Okadigbo’s appointment by the President represents an idea which time has come. No doubt, she will lead the board to achieve its institutional mandate and I pray that God grants her the wisdom to discharge this assignment with the huge responsibilities that go with it most effectively” Senator Uba stated.

The Igwebuike proponent went on to observe that, beyond the fact that Distinguished Senator Margery Chuba-Okadigbo is eminently qualified for the assignment, the pleasant development is also a pointer to what the late Sen. Chuba Okadigbo stood for while he was alive.
Buhari while inaugurating the NNPC Board on Friday, said: ”I expect the NNPC Limited to be mindful of our commitments to our net carbon zero aspirations and to ensure total alignment with the global energy transition realities.”*

He reminded the Board members that they came on board as a result of the reforms put forward by the Petroleum Industry Act (PIA) 2021.

Uba went agreed with the President that the inauguration of the board was a major step in the ongoing transition to a more viable petroleum industry that will attract investment to support our economic growth and generate employment to millions of our people.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu: We Elevate Bad Things About Our Country, Always Criticise by Craftmonkey19: 10:25pm On Jan 07, 2022
Keep kwayet pontius pilate!! sad

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