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Career › Re: Professions That Harbor Secrets The Most by craigj: 6:20am On Oct 03, 2016

You forget put 'Secret Service'... Awon SSS... Your paddy fit be SSS make you know no sef..

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Jokes Etc › Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by craigj: 3:01am On Jul 06, 2016*

1. See your big head like Igbobi sign board.

2. You mess all the fish for river niger say are we safe..

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Romance › Re: 10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed by craigj: 11:28am On Apr 02, 2016

My own be say I dey get such advances at times but naah interest be another thing. Men, e get one wey happen then for school, choii!! This babe fine, tall and set all angles. Then we just enter school and I no say if this one settle even before we reach middle semester all the experienced guys(older students wey they ahead) go tear am.. Na so the babe come my room then oo for morning, I was preparing to leave for class (e be like say I get quiz that morning). I done wear my jeans, singlet.. As she enter I think say maybe she just dey pass through make she just say hello naah so she just lie down ontop bed start gist oo, I say bobs this is unusual naah so she ask question, are you going out? I ignore we come just dey flow she ask am again since she notice say I dey put on my socks. For my mind I say this kind question no be for here.. Na him I answer am say noo say I just dey try look if the black socks wey I put on blend with the jeans by that time I done forget quiz oo.. I look the babe as she lie down I notice say she no wear pants although nah jeans she wear.. O'boi no time naah.. After that morning there was a rematch that night again.. I made sure say I no carry over that meat oo!!

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Education › Re: Please Advice; Degree In Nursing Or Degree In Electrical Engineering by craigj: 2:55am On Nov 19, 2015

Bro, if naah abroad you get the admissions now, I for say nursing one time but since say naah naija, e depend shaa cos if you are good in maths and physics without shaking go do your engineering and make sure say you carry better grade comot.
My take shaa oo..

Education › Re: List Of The 5 Youngest PhD Holders In Nigeria by craigj: 4:00am On Oct 19, 2015

There are some names that come to mind that are missing on this list. I would just mention 2;
1. Ikenna Odinaka
2. Odon Akanimo

Both EX-FEGO Boys

Programming › Re: Nigerians To Represent Africa At The Hacker Olympics by craigj: 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2015

holland002:
Most of them will either be graduates from LAUTECH, OAU or UNILAG....

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Why such perception? There's a graduate from OSU (OOU) amongst them. Met the dude before; sound and intelligent. Some of you think is 'Yam' baah. Just wish them well. They are Africa's best not Nigeria alone..

Romance › Re: Her Cousin Impregnated Her,and She Still Insists She Loves Him by craigj: 7:49pm On Apr 29, 2015

drsteroid:
pls don't get it wrong,she is not my patient.The essence of all this is just to find out if our culture here accepts consaguineous marriage.

I wonder why some people are hitting on the op with words of 'Secrecy' and 'Confidentiality'. We know that his line of job comes with these, but did he mention names? NO.. Even as a doctor, he was shocked hearing such. Even some pastors give examples (stories) in church without naming names. Its for all to listen, learn and advise(if you can).
I'm pretty sure some people here are victims and after reading some comments here would probably change for better.
Op, I think its best you don't even flash your pics cos that's another yawa. Abeg make I go back they read comments o jaree. ..

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Romance › Re: joystick Size Averages Studies Of The World 2015, See Where Nigeria Falls by craigj: 3:06am On Mar 02, 2015

martineverest:
Is dat average naija size?abeg,my own big pass 6'1

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I believe you. You know c as your shoe point n stretch. E done confirm every. Team Everest grin

Education › Re: Lagos Pupils To Pay N10,000 For Admission Tests by craigj: 8:54pm On Jan 09, 2015

[quo[color=#990000][/color]te author=KwoiZabo post=29626916] People like you need to be shot because of your bigotry and tribalism Your life has been sold out to Tiifnubu and there is no redemption for you. State schools that are supposed to be Free of tuition that LASG APC is collecting 10000 for entrance forms, how much will school fees now cost. Later APC will tell us they give primary school pupils free meals. APC stinks. My polling unit is now very far from my house 'cos i have relocated since the last elections but I must vote in this election. i will trek that day or i will sleep in a hotel nearby just to vote PDP in Lagos. This is where we need Change.[/quote]WORD

Politics › Re: A Vote For Buhari Is A Vote For Tinubu – PDP by craigj: 11:55pm On Dec 14, 2014

Even Tinubu go hear am when Buhari enter. If Tinubu picks the VP does it really matter. Is it the VP that would lead or rule? Abeg make una forget that tory.
If Buhari leaves APC today a large number (more than half) supporters would follow him .

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Test Venues For 2014 NNPC Recruitment Test by craigj: 3:45pm On Dec 04, 2014

Mzbella:
pls who has received test venue stating Nigeria Law school Victoria Island....? am I the only one writing at that venue

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My test venue is at Unilag, Multipurpose hall A.
I think one's home address determines the test venue. Not sure though.
I received my letter of test invitation earlier on today. You can't be the only one writing your test there.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Test Venues For 2014 NNPC Recruitment Test by craigj: 12:08am On Dec 04, 2014

erickatchy:
. This sms I received may help. Re: NNPC Test- Pls be informed that your test venue is University of Lagos (Multipurpose Hall). Check you spam/junk email for details. Accreditation starts on 5/12/14 from 2pm.Test is 06/12/14.

Thanks. Have you received an email or a post mail yet?

Travel › Re: My Recent One-chance Experience Along Lagos/ibadan Express by craigj: 12:46am On Dec 03, 2014

dammytosh:
The next move will be lets share the money.

The owner of the money will say it is spiritual / blood money.

They will ask u if you know a spiritualist. If you say yes, they will pretend to be following you there, the other guy will convince you that his own spiritualist is better cos of the secrecy involved.

Once you get to the spiritualist, they will ask the four of you to take oath of secrecy that u will not tell any other person until the money is cleansed. From there, 'ur own don done'.

The spiritualist will say she needs clean money to cleanse the blood money and all of u will go and look for money. They will convince you that the sharing formula after cleansing is according to clean money invested in cleansing it.

With some extra charm, you will borrow, sell stuffs until some one rescues you from them.

Ops congrats once again.

I was once a victim some years back after my sec school days.
Make I shorten the tory. I followed them to their place about three of them.
Sincerely, I was thinking of some of my friends I could help out if the money was genuine**funny me** but that was just the truth.
As we reach na so one mama comot with one magic stick and in the room was a crystal ball. Next thing, she say make we swear. Others start oo. It got to my turn and I told her its not a part of me to swear. Na so the woman look me ask me wetin I talk which I did repeat.
Na so she hallaaaa... Say who be this and where then carry me come from say abeg abeg make then go drop me o.
Na so me stand up waka find my way cos I was going to my sec school to get me transcripts then at OYO state.
I thank GOD ooo. Cos it wasn't normal...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Test Venues For 2014 NNPC Recruitment Test by craigj: 11:11pm On Dec 02, 2014

Lagos venue is where? I received an incomplete message which indicated unilag. On re-checking, the message was disoriented (out of touch). It was showing symbols like these ₩¤》¿¡¡£~@@. So anyone's whose venue is unilag should state the time and hall name. Thanks

Travel › Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by craigj: 6:59pm On Nov 05, 2014

ElijahFobs:
I was denied january 17 dis year...I was not bothered and d nxt tin i did was to apply for canada visa n it was granted...so i made my trip to ontario via Delta airline n had stop over in atlanta in US..so my dream of goin to america was achieved... dem denied me buf I stil enta deir land witout dem visa.

How possible is that? You need an American visa to transit.

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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 6 by craigj: 1:01am On Oct 30, 2014

duntano:
Glad ur feeling much beta.

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Please any idea of what I asked above? Seems like its just the two of us awake.... Oga Siga still waiting to see your reply

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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 6 by craigj: 11:23pm On Oct 29, 2014*

SIGA.......Please I need to know.
I have a friend that applied for study visa with red river college admission letter and his been granted but right now his gotten admission to his preferred school choice, lambton college and has gone ahead to make tuition payments.
Which one of them school's document does he need to present at the point of entry? Red river or lambton. Or any one... Does the visa indicate a particular school. Kindly advise

Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by craigj: 1:13pm On Oct 21, 2014

The system at law school was changed from what I learnt. Person no fit pay 300k come mumu he-her sef naaah.
Someone close to me complained after his first paper. He said they 've bn caught unawares and he doesn't think a first-class is sure anymore though he made a 2.2. He was so disappointed not until he started hearing other people's results.
Make una ask other peps wey just finish law school...

Properties › Bungalow Property For Sale At Olokoro Street, Umuahia, Abia State.. by craigj(op): 10:45am On Oct 13, 2014*

There is a bungalow property for sale at Olokoro street in Umuahia, Abia state. If interested, call 08030488808 or 08092039329.... ASAP

Politics › Re: Another Church Building Collapses In Edo (Real Life Photos) by craigj: 8:58am On Sep 21, 2014

san316: So this is the other church CHOSEN to collapse, which one is next? I hope the Chosen church should be REDEEMED so that worshippers will not start LEAVING FAITH because what happened may be to SCOAN religious people.

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It isn"t the main 'CHOSEN' church that most people know. This is CHRIST CHOSEN and there is LORD's CHOSEN.

Education › Re: Egypt Air Wrongly Routed A Nigerian Student To Moldova by craigj: 2:23pm On Sep 15, 2014*

alutacontinua: The airline is not responsible for accommodation while in transit, that much I know.
however, some airlines provide meal tickets (if you're transiting through the same airline).
I feel for the poor guy, really!

some legal steps should be taken, nobody should dehumanixe a 17-year old like that
He's a minor and some countries would protect him with everything they've got

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I think if you have stop overs above 4 or 6 hrs you get free accommodation and full time feeding. I once traveled with Egypt airways and was lodged in a good hotel though I had to drop my passport at their their customer service point at the airport. You are entitled too once you have a stretched stopover . You just need to go too their customer service desk.
As for other ordeals experienced by the young dude, naah to rethink of another airline ooo. Cos its so sad for a young dude to be treated so bad.

Fashion › Re: Girls Who Wear Ankle-chain by craigj: 5:55pm On Sep 08, 2014

kreamidiva: Lemme share one last testimony.

A friend of mine was telling me about her friend who is a confirmed runs girl but wants to settle down now. She even get tattoo sef. Na so she don begin wear maxi dresses, stopped making up and wearing her bum shorts and all that just to get a husband.

One day,one of my nairaland brothers would see her under her new pretense and say she's a "good girl" only to find out eventually that maybe she can't have kids because of the dozen abortions she has had.

So guys,who would u prefer A pretender or a real person?

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Fashion › Re: Girls Who Wear Ankle-chain by craigj: 4:58pm On Sep 08, 2014

LilPeezy: Ma gf is addicted to it wella....she is not a lez nor prosti.....she is fuckin so onpoint buh is been a while allow me flow in sha.....so [/color]am beginning to suspect her

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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 6 by craigj: 10:38am On Aug 26, 2014

kclexa: Please for clarity; AVOID buying any flight ticket that takes you through the United States except you have a valid US visa (transit or otherwise)

ENSURE that your flight is through any European country as this will ease your travel stress.

France, Amsterdam and Germany are all European countries that don't require you to have a transit visa

Safe trips and welcome to Canada

I thank you all for the info which i got but a Lufthansa agent told my friend since his flight route is Lagos (LOS), Terminal I - Frankfurt-Paris - Charles De Gaulle (T1) (CDG) - Toronto - Pearson Int'l (Lester) (YYZ), he might need an entry visa for France. So what now, since its not Frankfurt direct too Canada

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 6 by craigj: 11:38pm On Aug 25, 2014

Abeg House... For those of you that have traveled to Canada.
What was your route? And if through any of the European countries like France or Germany, did you get a transit visa?
I need to enlighten someone.......

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 6 by craigj: 11:03pm On Aug 25, 2014

GboyegaD: You need a US Visa to go through the USA. I don't know how easy it is for you to get a US transit Visa at this point however, I will suggest you see how much you need add to change your itinerary so that you don't go through the USA.
Wish you the very best.

I was also going to ask if one needs a transit visa when going through Germany- France- Toronto .ie. Lufthansa airlines(Its route).. Or any European country..
Please , keep one informed

Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 6 by craigj: 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2014

[color=#000000][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]I would like to know if one can differ his/her admissions or change his/her course or university on getting too canada.
A friend got a pgd program but as it stands, he wants to go in for a master program this january. He has gotten his visa already which is for the year course.
So is it possible when ge gets to canada, he differs or doesn't attend the college and just waits for the master program he wishes to study in a university.
Kindly Advise, PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
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Travel › Re: Travelling To Canada Part 6 by craigj: 7:19am On Aug 23, 2014*

Good-morning House....
I would like to know if one can differ his/her admissions or change his/her course or university on getting too canada.
Kindly Respond PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Health › Re: 10 Facts About Pregnancy After Age 35 by craigj: 10:24am On Jul 19, 2014

stanbiggi: The reason why women aged before getting married is because their is no job for the guys, most organisation employs women. Do ur survey and u will discover, so the guys are not ready for marriage because ladies has taken away their jobs. This is the cost in society when women now do men jobs.

Hmmm!! Well, its kinda true.. Most especially when you have the male HRM...... Trade by Barter comes in...

Romance › Re: Mistakes Made In Choosing A Life Partner by craigj: 8:26am On Oct 20, 2013

Czar-Chris:
In the same predicament my brother ooo. Got a very young babe that has a very good upbringing, but inexperienced and another fiery hot one that on one occassion when we were having an evenin stroll two ladies stopped us and told her how beautiful and gorgeous she was. Am looking to settle down wit one, kinda confused actually. So bros its not just you.

The more you look the less you see. Bobs, think back. It could just be a stage play. Can't tell shaaa oo!!!

Politics › Re: DSS Questions Mother Of Stowaway Teenager by craigj: 1:02pm On Aug 28, 2013

Born 2be Rich: Is it just me, or does anybody notice that the young boy already have a criminal look and appearance.

One sentence, #BAD PARENTING#

Na only you dey notice that one.. Abeg say something else.. Like you don't know how high it is flying.. That boy was lucky to have survived.. Plz forget the appearance thing.. The boy was just confused..

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