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Oh no; I can't help but regred;

If only If adam and eve were chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

Sylve the drunkard was stumbling down the street with one foot on the road and one foot in the gutter. Clems saw him and said, "O! boy, you drunl o!

Sylve looks surprised and said to the Clems "Bros, you sure say I de drunk; Yes Clems replied; you de drunk.

Breathing a sigh of relief sylve said, "Thank God for that, I be think say I de crippled."

One day Romade said to tytylayor his wife.

Romade: tytylayor, when I die will you marry somebody else.

Tytylayor: Maybe.

Romade: Will you give him my wrist watch?

Tytylayor: Maybe,

Romade: Will you allow him on our bed?

Tytylayor: Maybe

Romade: Will you let him wear my best suites?.

Tytylayor: No cos he is shorter.

An American lawyer and dani1luv are sitting side by side on a long flight; the lawyer feeling that dani1luv is very dumb decided to play a quick one on him.

The American then tells dani1luv to play a game with him; dani1luv refuses and grins softly to the man, the American insists and said that game would be fun; I'll ask you a question and if u fail, you'd give me $5 and if I fail yours,I'd give you $500.

Dani1luv then brightens at the sound of $500 and agrees to play the game.
Then the American asks his question.

American: "wats the distance between the sun and the moon",

Dani1luv: *Scratches his head for sometime*, then reaches to his pocket and gives the American $5,

For students in da house; the difference between biology and sociology?

If the baby looks like the father thats biology but if it looks like the neighbour thats sociology.

One day the pen is and the balls were arguing;

The balls said to the pen is, you’re very wicked; anytime you go in to enjoy, you always leave us outside.

The pen is said my brother that place get bad smell; each time I go in, I always vomit.

ThiefOfHearts:
iya e ni o ni end well. oloribu omo. ibi "boy" lo ma ku si.


Im fine jare. see as your brothers are disturbing my life ontop of sodium's problem. Sons of Lucifer

Oh! newbiz in action; Ignore them.

On Adam's first Erection, He said to his wife Eve, please stand back co's I don't know how long this thing is going to get.

spikedcylinder:
Unless you were thrown directly from the sky upon conception, I see no reason why you should appreciate a woman.

Of course I didn’t fall from the sky; but they should learn to appreciate men first so that we in turn would return the favour.

Don’t you think so?

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Very funny.

Funny.

lysaa:
who be this kolo kid?

The same person you slept with last night.

Thanks dear.

@Phatwixkid
How you de, so you still de nairaland?

17 million and still counting.

platinumnk:
^^just like you boo

We would make a great team.

What say you?

Fhemmmy:
haba now, u really wanna finish nija image oh, u mean not even water?

Not even water my dear.

Fhemmmy:
haba now, u really wanna finish nija image oh, u mean not even water?

The thread is what you can eat with N100; not what you can drink; even drink. . . what drink can you buy with it. Viju milk is N100, Five alive is more than N100.

And to be honest my dear, N100 can never satisfy your hunger you and I know that.

Nothing.

Anything that taste good.

@Poster.

You are crazy

She went to have my 19th child; I just said I should let you all know

We just had sex; She (lyssa) is with me

But he's not that ugly; at least he has a tail; other guys don't have any.

I would do it for 1 million dollars; I million naira is too small.

Married and searching.

Spend the night with him and I'm sure that all his problem would be solved.

Wait for him to finish grieving over his spilt milk, then you make your move.

Give me one good reason why I should Appreciate a woman.