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Is that news; all girls are guilty of that crime; after all you haven’t married her; so why not taste the forbidden fruit and make her history?

Your wife is right; she needs her privacy; two rooms is to small for you to be accommodating someone.

@TOH
Long time, how you de?

Same question I would have asked anyone I saw.

I’m afraid that you would have to die because;

1 She’s too young

2 You also, you’re a kid

3 You aren’t gainfully employed.

4 There’s no possibility of you parenting a child should incase one comes up.

5 I can bet you still live in your parent’s house.

So having said this, the best option is to follow your heart and kill yourself; (People too much for Naija)

This is where a guy knows the desperate type.

Assure him of your love towards him; if he continue to show interest in you like in the past, fine; but if he doesn’t, then don’t start forcing yourself on him, just let go and look for someone else.

If you need help, go and see a herbalist; I’m sure that your problem would be solved.

Now what.

Nice joke Sam keep it up.

I would keep mine in a safe; so that I can always remember it.

Hmm.

If the guy really loves you, he would call back; so don't go and kill yourself over nothing.

Dear ugly thing,

I just want you to know that I’ve endured, shame, public humiliation and intimation just because of you.

To be honest I noticed your ugliness right from the first day we met, but I was interested in that hole in between your legs that’s why I kept quiet.

Even when we have sex you’re so poor in bed and you complain always; you won’t let me go more than one round whereas you lost your virginity at the age of nine; you won’t let me fond your breast to my satisfaction, you won’t let me finger you; and I can’t even dream of kissing you because your mouth smells very badly. For all this years I’ve been in bondage, but I endured and pretended as if everything is ok hoping that you would change but you refused.

Also your attitude irritates me, you barely even call; at times I begin to wonder what you’re doing with a phone; also you’re so fat and dirty, and you can’t even cook. I spend the whole two years of our relationship eating fast food junk. It was really awful going out with you.

I’m writing you this letter to let you know that I’m through with this relationship; I’ve found someone else who is more beautiful and neater than you. I’m going to change my phone number so don’t bother calling me again because it won’t go.

Good bye for ever.

Crazykid.

No it doesn't

Do what galatico said.

Marry a girl of two years old; that way, you would be sure that she's a virgin.

My dear stop killing yourself over this girl;

You’re in Kaduna, and she’s in Lagos. . . the distance is too much. If you feel your heart doesn’t flow with her again, then let go; don’t get yourself all worked up because of a woman. After all you don’t know what she’s doing back in Lagos.

*Scratches head*

As contry bad wetin man go do na.

All rubbish.

The best way to show her that you care is to give her the name and numbers of all the girls you’ve dated so far; both in the past, presently, and the ones you’re planning to date in the future.

By doing this, she would know that you care for her.

Easy with the search so you won't fall into the traps and dangerous pits on nairaland.

clemcykul:
he has been busy looking 4 a cure.

@crazypikin
how u dey na? hope u don dey well

I de manage sha; The thing no de worry me like before.

romade:
mad pikin dem dey fyn o
long clock

hope u no dey enta ashawo house again o

I don repent. so I no de go there again.

sylve11:
Oh Mad Son where have been?

I've been praying for you all; so that you can sell all your properity and give me all the money

Tell your boyfriend. . . if he doesn’t believe you, then set a trap i.e. tell this his friend that you’ve accepted to his proposal; call him and put the phone on speaker so that your boyfriend would hear your conversation.

After your boyfriend must have heard the conversation, and his face turns very red due to his inability to control his temper. Please run for your life when the action begins, because I’m sure that most guys would react violently most especially when a woman is involved.

At the conclusion of the horror movie, maybe someone’s head would be broken (let’s pray that it won’t be that of your boyfriend) he would learn not to trust or brag about anyone

Outstrip:
I want to learn Igbo. I wish there was Rosetta Stone for Igbo. My mom is Igbo

Learning Ibo isn’t as hard as you thing; infact all languages aren’t hard provided you speak it often. So don’t go hard on yourself for not knowing how to speak it.

If you need any guidelines, I’m always here to assist you provided you stretch forth your right hand of friendship; and believe me, you would learn it in no time.

@Poster.

It's never too late. After all, a lot of nigerians go abroad and learn foreign languages. . . so why should yours be a problem?

But if you really want to learn it, then I would suggest that you move closer to home; take a trip to your state and try and mix up with as many people as possible; and believe me your inability to speak your home language would be a thing of the past.

Womade that was a nice one keep it up.


It's bee really long, how is the wife and children?

My dear just keep ignoring her; when she realise that her biological clock is ticking faster than usual, she would stop wasting her time with you and look for someone else.

i need y'all to be sincere

i v got this notion.

i have x-rayed quite a number of jilt in relationships, talking abt a girl dumping a guy and interestingly most of the time the dumped guy happens to be the 'struggling' type. am talking abt guys who dont have a job or have one not well paying, dont control a flat or a ryde and all related parameters associated with a made guy

u hardly find a 'made' guy been dumped just like that, if u do, they must have been dumped for some 'more made' guy and yet you find our ladies saying 'its not about the money' , 'money is not a factor'

confession time is here.

does prospect not count anymore? is it about the money or money is just an integral factor

Funny observation.

But my dear, life is about moving forward; lets say you’re working in a company where you earn peanuts. . .  and after enduring there for a good number of years, your prayers are answered and you get a job that pays triple of your present salary.

Now tell me, would you remain in that same company due too the loyalty you have for them, or would you grab the opportunity for a better life?

Same thing goes for the ladies. .  everyone wants a better life.