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Suffry de pass; because they are a lot of broken bottles on the ground.

What you want me to believe is that from your 100level till your final year, the only girl you manage to date is a 15 year old SS3 student.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

It doesn’t work because people change; love is stronger when both partners are close to each other.

You can’t be living on one end of the earth and be dating a girl from another end of the earth and expect such a relationship to work out; it would never work.

clemcykul:
pours coins on crazie kid**

Thanks jare

Breaking news;

I've transformed back into a male; bad news for you guys.


Good news for the ladies.

Ask Romade to pay me my money before I go naked here?

I need that N5

Lysaa do you know the owner of this picture?

I'm not Ifeoma O!

I'm Emeka

Lysaa.

How ya doing.    

You should have allowed me complete my movie script; Romade promised to pay me a lot of money.      

I would give it to you after you've had sex with me,

So what say you my love. . .

Ok I forgive you. . . but you would have to give me the ten thousand naira you promised me,

Crazykid you know I love you so much; but I don't like it when you insult me like this.

@Crazykid

Yes what can you do?  

Are you asking me to shut up?

Shut up you idot I'm not lying.

Make una de spray me money nao. . .

Abi na only laf una wan laf

That was funny keep it up,

Funny

Clems the artist found out that he was beginning to loose his drawing skills; goes to sylve11 who happens to be a (drunk ) consultant and explains his problem to him.

Clems: Good morning sir.

Sylve: Hic. . . Hic . . .ehen: good morning oga

Clems: Sir, I just discovered that I’m beginning to loose my drawing skills, do you know what I can do to get them back?

Sylve: Hic. . . Hic. . .Oga go and start eating draw soup hic. . . and your drawing skills would come back hic. . . hic. , .

All of them are good; so I don't have a favourite.

Looks like you once sold kuli kuli

lol

It would take honesty and truthfulness to build a relationship.

patwhizkid:
Na wa o, i don spend N4.99k, how e go be nao?

Tell am make im bribe you again; then we go con share the money 50% 50%

e nu go?

patwhizkid:
Hey krazikiddo, how far nao? Long tym! I still dey o, seun bribe me say make i nor komot.

Yea I hear am say N5 cheque im give you; make you try keep my own share; you here?

There's nothing you can do my dear; unless you want to contact the disease.

Truth is that she never loved you from day one.

X Fio:
you've been deleted

Says who?

mukina2:
i have jane, philip, perter, Jack, jessica, maria, angela, mark, robinson, chris, frank, edmond, james, Patrick, patricia,

What about me  

Ben and his son mykali were coming out from the Jamb office.

Ben: "What's your score?"

Mykali :"They gave me 60 again"

Ben:"Olodo son 60 over 400; do you know how embarassing you're to me"?

Mykali said nothing.

Just some blocks away from their house a car speed and splashed dity water on them

Ben:"that man must be stupid for driving that way!"

Mykali :"Do you know how embarassing it can be to have a poor father who can't even afford a car"?

3 women Abbygyal, sexyLeamon and tytylayor were talkin about their husbands performance in bed.

Abbygal said that her husband put his entire hand in her cunt,

SexyLeamon said that hers put his entire leg in.

Then Abbygal and Sexyleamon look at tytylayor waitin for her story, she then stood up and lifted her skirt saying 'hey Romade, come out and meet my two friends'