₦airaland Forum

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D1 sorry for yesterday. I lost my connection. Maybe we'll talk tonight.

Hmmm

Don't worry the doctor is on his way.

I think you've been drinking again.

Not bad.

We won't vote him for second term.

Don't mind him aramjay.

Nice joke.

Gabby I've checked them and they are lovely

Hmmm

Well, it's very clear to you now that she's seeing someone else. So it's up to you to continue the relationship or not. If you still love her, then sit her down and assure her of your love towards her. But if you aren't ready to share her with anyone, then let go. There's no need trying to please a girl whose heart is with someone else.

tiniyata:
I learnt that if u drown yourself in river niger for like 7days,n comes out alive,u'll b a super natural fellow,doin things u never imagined u could do.U can even be invisible,immortal,u can pronounce any thing n it comes to past,u can even change the different time zones to suit ur taste,n to crown it all,u'll be satanic

Who told you that.

ibedun:
Condemn not , let this guy have his say!!!

For me, the bible didnt drop from heaven , it was certainly put together by us devious men

Mr Satan - give us more fundamentals and the very core of your new found religion.

The truth is already catching up with us, every day of our miserable lives.

Ignorant sufferheads who yap about being BLESSED

Mr Satan , please

Are you now Satan's Personal Assistant

I think we're making progress. . . what part of Anambra are you?

Jiokeh:
Just my curious mind. Ladies, who among these men will you likely choose as a husband. An average guy with a good car & a nice apartment. Faithful and God fearing. Respectful and supportive of you in your chosen career. Who can afford to take you out to the movie or indulge you once in a while. Has a great family value & respect for the family institution. Is intelligent, good looking, romantic, adventurous, great sense of humour and above all, loves you like there will be no tomorrow. He has a listening ear to your problems and always have a handy advice cum suggestions whenever you need one and spends quality time with you.

Every lady would go with this one.

disease:
@crazykid
Ol'boy, take it easy now.

Who steal your chewing stick way you de vex like this.

If you no see am abeg go buy another one no con carry your fustration put for my head o!

Jiokeh:
Just my curious mind. Ladies, who among these men will you likely choose as a husband. An average guy with a good car & a nice apartment. Faithful and God fearing. Respectful and supportive of you in your chosen career. Who can afford to take you out to the movie or indulge you once in a while. Has a great family value & respect for the family institution. Is intelligent, good looking, romantic, adventurous, great sense of humour and above all, loves you like there will be no tomorrow. He has a listening ear to your problems and always have a handy advice cum suggestions whenever you need one and spends quality time with you.

Every lady would go with this one.

sylve11:
cRAZYKID, cRAZYKID, U'VE MADE MY DAY. ABEG HELP ME ASK DYNAMOKIEV.

He's still screwing his dog; so I'll have to wait until he finishes before I ask him

D1KeleVra:
See how Sylve dey happy! Dey jump for table! No match ur laptop o!

@CrazyKid
I was a passer-by, i was going home when i saw the man exit and laughing to himself, he seemed pleased and all. Besides if na me go stand for front of trailer, shey i go dey joke around for internet?

Hmmmm

studio43:
BAD GUYZ!!!

THE POSTER DEY ASK FOR MEAT, UNA DEY GIVE AM STONE.

Why do you give him meat if you have.

arramyjay:
Nothing.

Thank God a nairaland female was honest enough to say the truth.

As usual everyone is sonring

What part of Nigeria are you? Am a priest remember so I should be able to help you for a huge cost

We can't even read what you wrote and you want us to tell you what to do.

@Poster. A girl would marry any time she feels like it. I've seen men who don't get married until they're in their 40s. So why should the woman's case be an issue?

@fine_wine. If I must ask, what do you want with all those translations? Or have you joined the wa zo bia group?

Snoring is natural. But if your partner snores, don't look at him/her like some kind of alien. Just get up, take your pillow and go to the guest room where you can enjoy your sleep.

Foolish white guys. That's why Nigerians keep on duping them over and over again. Why should someone in his right senses pay up to $1.5m for a p***y. Did he grow up in the same neighbourhood with the girl, if he didn't, then how does he know she's a virgn? Or is it that he doesn't know what to do with his money?

Anyway Ituen. . . Welcome back. You just added to the number of retards we have in here. Hope you won't find it difficult blending.