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Mine's March 21

Gabby you and what? If you must know, the ticket I offered you to my crib is a single ticket. So my dear third parties aren't welcomed.

Gabby so you believe in sharing, well that's good because I've decided that due to the generousity you offered to me earlier about sharing your stuffs with me, I've decided to extend my hospitality to you also by agreeing to share my toilet, bathroom and bedroom with you

Gabby so you believe in sharing, well that's good because I've decided that due to the generousity you offered to me earlier about sharing your stuffs with me, I've decided to extend my hospitality to you also by agreeing to share my toilet, bathroom and bedroom with you

Gabby na so you hate me reach, you want to give me your sister's used inhaler. . . Anyway don't bother yourself, because the symptoms has stopped.

Women are so unpredictable. Today she's in love, tomorrow she wants to wait until she gets married, next tomorrow she wants it badly. And we guys have no choice than to give them what they want. Some people call their attitude foolishness; others call it stupidity. But I call it. . . . Never mind

@Amigoz / Gabby, truth is I find it hard believeing that story. I'm trying to picture myself in his shoes. Can I spend all that just because am in love? Or rather can you spend lavish all that just because you're in love?

My dear, Igbo guys do marry yoruba girls. At least my family has some Igbo/yourba marriages to our credit. But you must know that not every family would support that idea. In your own case, his parents didn't raise eyebrows when you were being introduced to them, they treated you very well; what else do you want my dear? (Am sure his mum even calls you Ada) If you feel comfortable with his family members then go ahead with the relationship. One secrete you should know about Igbo parents is that if they don't like you, they won't even talk to you. When you greet them, they won't respond you. They would spend the larger half of the day working out strategies on how to delete you from their son's heart. But your case isn't like that; you were welcomed with open arms. So cheer up my dear and fear not for all is well.

@tbaba83. That was funny; you shall recieve your reward soonest. @Topic. If I were a female, I would have forced myself on Seun because of his fat pocket. But am a male; there's nothing I can do because 90% of the girls in this forum are either married, engaged or in one relationship or the other. The remaining 10% are very ugly. So ugly that no amount of evil wind can blow me towards their direction.

@Poster. You say a Nigeria man did all those lovely things for you. A Nigerian man hmmm. Well its good at least we aren't that bad after all. For you my dear, the only thing you can give in return to him, is your heart.

I second that

@Pataki. I agree with you; every woman is created to be appreciated and not assulted. If she gets the opposite in her husbands home, then she must take action immediately and not decieve herself by saying she's in love or else, she might be endangering her life. Take a look at this. . . if the husband gave her one slap today, tomorrow, he might make two slaps. Next week, he might make it six slaps and two hard punches. And so the magnitude of the battering would keep on increasing and increasing until she (the woman) would loose her natural beauty, her shape, her smile and every thing that makes a woman complete. She would look like some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave. (courtesy of her husband)

Hmmm. I will marry her and collect all the compaines, houses and cars. If in few years the marriage still doesn't work, then I would file for divorce. At least I would be financially comfortable by then.

If she wanted to wait till marriage, then why didn't she tell you from the begining? Why did she have sex with you? Don't you think its strange for your lover to wake up one morning and say. . . no more fun until ten years time. What does she expect you to do in the meantime? I can't decide for you, but I strongly believe that there's a handwriting on the wall, and I would advice you to open your eyes so you can read it properly.

Yea right, she's in love. Let's just hope she doesn't die in that guy's custody.

I think its foolishness; because no woman in her right senses would spend so much time in higher institution, get a great job and decide to settle down only for her husband too turn her into a punching bag. And she in turn, would play the mute role all in the name of love. I don't think that has to do with the way she was brought up, her parents background and whatever. Its about making the right decision because its only a fool (Onyi Amamife) that can endure such battering.

Em. . . Let's see. . . I don't think I've ever had a cursh with any church leader.

I agree.

Disease welcome. Ben would soak the remaining garri and groundnut for you to drink. So drink and be happy my dear.

How you take know say the cure no de.

How?

I wonder o!

Ben how you de did you see my offlines?

I shall give you N1m for that.

what if trailer con jam you as you de run; wetin you want make I con tell your wife

Helpppppppppppp

Some body helppp meeeee

Wait a minute what's going on

Call the ambulance someone's just fainted.

Sorry it's alright now am ok now

E don alread affect you; so no need to run

Hmmmm

Fine o! hope you're taking good care of the pregnancy.

I'm expecting 22 children this month and I woun't want anything to tamper with their arrival.

Romade what's with you and Yaba left; if you love the place that much, then why did you leave.

There are still vacant rooms there if you must know; so am sure they would welcome you with open arms if you decide to return.