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Hmmm

You will have to pay me a compensation of $2.5m so I can treat my psychological damages caused by that verbal assult.

With what power and authority?

Ah 172 to small. I be want make e reach 1000 sef. So if person send me money, e go big. @Gabby. Who tell you say you be small pikin. Abeg come my hut make we de do our thing de go after all I don already marry you.

Hic. . . Me sef hic. . . I no know hic. . . Wetin de happen hic. . . Una hic. . . De confuse hic. . . Me sef hic. . . Hic . . . Hic. . . Drops dead

Dr kelewa. I waited 7 hours waiting for you to come to the hospital and this the solution you're giving me Am calling the cops. Give me their number so I would call them to arrest you.

Your chewing stick is on the table us am brush mouth abeg! The odour de threaten person life for here.

Dr kerewa you've come! Am still experiencing those nightmares o! They are really making me look awful I hard look human these days. Infact, am begining to look like some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave. What should I do

I've choosen Ben to be our best man, but I don't know if the suit would size him its too small. Clem would have been better because he's a dwarf; but he's spending six months in kirikiri because of the chewing gum he stole on friday at Aroma junction here in Awka. I no know why I invite am come here sef

Ah ah! See my wife o! Wetin do you na? The wedding is this coming in my hut and am working hard to make it a reality; please don't break my heark. Biko nu.

Ah what's the difference na. The only money I have on me is the N5 cheque Seun gave to me. And I want to use it for our honeymoon.

Ok.

Hmmm

Hmmm

Abeg help me ask am.

@Gabby all your pikin de sleep so nobody go distrub us.

All your pikin de sleep so nobody go distrub us.

Don't worry, the children are still asleep so we won't be interrupted

Gabr, I would have registered, but its too expensive.

Because you're old enough to be their mother.

@Y hussler. Yes

There are no such things as true christians. The world we live in is soaked with immorality; we're all sinners; so marrying in the name of christainity doesn't really work.

Hmmm. I thought you would have prefered being a Nigerian.

Yes na. I want to wash my mouth properly so we can kiss

Ours.

Then he won't have it.

@Topic. By telling underaged girls to start dressing more decently.

Do I look like a house boy, why should I wash her underwear? I don't see how washing a partners underwear can boost a relationship,

If she married, then let go. It would be very foolish for you to throw away a hard earned reputation for an unnecessary sex. Don't try to destory another man's home because one day, you too would get married. I would suggest that you remain just friends, if you can't do that, then detach yourself from her.

I value our privacy.