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Is there any country like dreamland?

Isn't that weird; that you don't know anything about yourself or you just de make shakara for me "wanyi oma"

The joke is not so bad. What annoyes me is that I can't give you a hug for it.

Does Seun know about this?

Ok, lets leave that side. It's been years we've known each other. And I don't even know your name, your state, your e-mail, your present location and what you do. Don't you think you're a little unfair?

@timmy. The yoruba ones are cheaper than the Ibo girls believe me. A yoruba can go to bed with you for a bottle of coke. Even for biscuit.

Very funny. I wish I can come across such lady.

@topic. Nothing wrong in it.

Most people just open topics because everybody is opening. To be honest, I can't get synopsis of what you're saying.

Am yet to eat this morning.

Chineke kweli fojo. Nine years.

This is a very serious case. But it wasn't their fault; their parents should try and understand.

Ejaculation without stimulation, that's weird.

Easy to toast and easy to conceive. That's why you can find a yoruba girl as young as 18 years who already has three children.

Darling you know that this house we're living is rented; the landlord can decide to increase our rent anytime he wishes or even give us quit notice. That's why I want to get my own house, buy my own car and even buy one for you before getting married. Sweetheart you want us to be comfortable when we get married, don't you? And the poor girl would see that as a good excuse and continue waiting.

Yoruba girls are much easier to toast than Ibo girls.

You're saying she won't splash the urine over him, but his boxers is always wet anytime he wakes up. Which means she did splash it on him. Like I said earlier, only pampers can solve her problem.

Buy her pampers baby napkin so she can be putting it on whenever she wants to sleep.

I managed to laf sha.

Cool.

Tribal issues my dear. Lets say you're a yoruba guy and you're getting married to a hausa girl. Their dishes would taste awful at first, but as time goes on you might begin to like some of them. And there would be some of their dishes that no matter how much you love the girl, you would never like it. So that's what am saying.

Iice, Hmm. For me, am yet to eat.

He can only see you at the altar if you invite him for the wedding. So its up to you.

Quite interesting.

Hmm

Quite funny.

If I have no interest in marrying the girl, I won't go because she might want to usd that as a way to hook me down.