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As you step into the Month of May, you shall receive your expectations, if you believe this then don't hesitate to share this among your colleques

VICE President ATIKU died and knocked at the Gates OF HEAVEN. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "It's me, ATIKU ABUBAKAR". "What bad things did you do on Earth?" ATIKU thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't INHALE . I guess I had some affairs with Genevive, but you couldn't hold that against me because no one called them affairs! And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very HOT, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' Don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering but don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze.

OBASANJO, ABACHA, and BABANGIDA are in a boat in the LAGOS ISLAND, when suddenly the boat develops a leak. They have only one life preserver jacket. OBJ says: "Let's do the Democratic thing. Take a vote to see who gets the life preserver." They each write a name on a piece of paper and stuff it in a coffee can. BABANGIDA and ABACHA get one vote each; OBJ gets six.

I'll ask for a hug which am sure she won't reject

Sexy

I wish we could meet so you could see for yourself how crazy i am

I wish i could shoot you right now

I'd rather break the glass on your head than to put it on

I wish Kate flow didn't say that

Easy with your language you're on air

I won't do anything

Are you from Bayelsa state?

I saw the pic and liked it so much. so i decided to put it in my profile.
please don't get me worng It isn't an insult ok?

I wish you'll leave as you know the night is near so you won't fall into the hands of . . . _{never mind}

I'll do the same to you

I wish you don't

And mine also to King Crazykid

_{hey am kidding don't chang it o!}

I wish i knew who you really are

If you are a Christian, I’ll advise you to go to your church.
See your pastor and discuss your problems with him.
The church would assist you am sure they will. You can also talk to responsible people in your families, your close friends and finally present it to God himself.

Am sure you won’t be disappointed

You should have put a pic of yourself so at lease guys can give it a try

Thanks i love your language

_{bows in a old fashoned style}

Honesty

I'll give you a deadly punch on your face for doubting me

Must it be a girl

I thought you said you needed a nice friend. so you're saying guys aren't nice hun?

Why are you sounding as if you're a kid?

You are the one who's dating them, so you should know which one of them loves you the most.
it isn't something you should worry yourself over.

you are the one playing the games, so i'd say, finish what you've started

Happiness