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Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(op): 7:36pm On Apr 25, 2007
Christino:
Glad to see you are holding this down man, but you have to tell me what the world's most identical twins actually are! cool
Can you tell me who they are co's i don't really know wink

kellorah:
i find johnny's remark so cuteeee grin
'if I told you the way the teacher told me, you’ll never believe me'. kiss
Thanks for your comment smiley
Politics › Re: Which Presidential Candidate Did You Vote For? by CrazyMan(m): 8:19pm On Apr 23, 2007
I voted for Buhari, and i know he won
Yes he won as far as am concerned
Politics › Re: Musa Yar'adua Is The New President Of Nigeria! by CrazyMan(m): 8:13pm On Apr 23, 2007
What does he want to do?

Have you forgotten he’s just Obasanjo’s brain child.
He will do anything Obasanjo his God father tells him to do.
And we all know that Obasanjo is an Anti-people, which means things in the country would remain just the way he left or might even get worse. i don't pray for that to happen
Romance › Re: Who Calls First? by CrazyMan(m): 8:10pm On Apr 23, 2007
The guy should call first.
After all isn't he the on who approached the lady?

He has to show some form of seriousness so the lady would know how committed he is towards that relationship.
Maybe after some weeks if things go on fine, then the lady can start calling so it won't look as if she isn't interested in the poor guy.
Forum Games › Re: 1st Tot by CrazyMan(m): 8:08pm On Apr 23, 2007
Sexy
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar's "Confession" On CNN 'Inside Africa'!!! by CrazyMan(m): 8:06pm On Apr 23, 2007
The Obasanjo is just like a pot telling a kettle "hey you're black" .
He and Atiku are both corrupt.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(op): 7:56pm On Apr 23, 2007
Beautygyal:
hahahaha joka u shuld b a comedian wink
I won't mind if you hire me so i can tell you stories that 'll make you happy. did i say hire? i won't mind doing it for free wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Amazing Underwater Birth (grahic Details) by CrazyMan(m): 7:55pm On Apr 23, 2007
Hmmmmm
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(op): 7:53pm On Apr 23, 2007
A nine year old boy came back from church. His mother asked him what he learnt at church.

Mum: Johnny, What did you learn at church today?

Johnny: Well mum, our Sunday school teacher told us how God rescued the Israelites form the Egyptians.

Mum: Really? So tell me, how did your teacher say they were rescued?

Johnny: He told us that God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Read Sea, he had his engineers build a foot bridge and everyone walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio the headquarters for reinforcement. They sent out some men to ambush behind the bridge, and as soon as the Egyptians began to cross in order to pursue the Israelites, he gave the order, and his men blew up the bridge. And all the Egyptians fell into the sea and the Israelites were saved.

Mum: Is that really how your teacher told you God saved the Israelites?

Johnny: Not really mum, but if I told you the way the teacher told me, you’ll never believe me.
Jokes Etc › Re: All My Igbo Pips, Kwe Nu! Lets Talk: by CrazyMan(m): 7:53pm On Apr 23, 2007
Is that suppose to be a jokehuh
Politics › Re: Those That Made Money From The 2007 Selection by CrazyMan(m): 7:52pm On Apr 23, 2007
Nigeria is still far behind in the democracy line.

I know that by Gods grace, we shall mature in the future.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jamaican Father by CrazyMan(m): 7:51pm On Apr 23, 2007
Really funny
Jokes Etc › Re: Oprah Winfrey Gives Away 276 Free Men! by CrazyMan(m): 7:50pm On Apr 23, 2007
Hmmmm
Forum Games › Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by CrazyMan(op): 7:47pm On Apr 23, 2007
I wish you all a lovely day wink
Politics › Re: Musa Yar'adua Is The New President Of Nigeria! by CrazyMan(m): 7:43pm On Apr 23, 2007
Me too my dear brother.

Yar'adua is just an Instrument Obasanjo put in power so as to avoid probing by Nigerian critics am very sure about that.
What does that fellow have to offer us?
Jokes Etc › Re: Take a break....laugh! by CrazyMan(m): 7:40pm On Apr 23, 2007
Really Funny.

Keep it up guys smiley
Forum Games › Re: Getting To Know Each Other by CrazyMan(op): 7:35pm On Apr 23, 2007
hmmmm.

Sup guys?
Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by CrazyMan(m): 7:35pm On Apr 23, 2007
Ain't they lovely?
Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by CrazyMan(m): 7:33pm On Apr 23, 2007
The Greatest Man in History Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. He had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us! If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son , send this to all on your buddy list , if not just ignore it. If you ignore it, just remember that Jesus said , "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven."
Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by CrazyMan(m): 7:32pm On Apr 23, 2007
U know the relationship between two eyes, ? they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER, that's what's friendship !!! If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come?, If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of my last day?, If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who is your real friend or just someone that talks to you when they are bored. . .
Politics › Re: Who Will Lead Nigeria To The Promised Land by CrazyMan(m): 7:28pm On Apr 23, 2007
Only Buhari would have done that.

Too bad he lost cry
Politics › Re: Musa Yar'adua Is The New President Of Nigeria! by CrazyMan(m): 7:21pm On Apr 23, 2007
This is rigging of the greatest degree.
So INEC wants every Nigerian to believe that 24million people voted for Yar’adua?
Is that what they are telling us?
I wonder when Nigerians would get rid of corruption. In my area, the voting centers were practically empty. Even the foreign expert that came to survey the pools said in interview with one of the the televisions stations that last saturdays turn-up was very poor, compared to that of the governorship elections.

How did they arrive at that figure?  angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Most Lagos Girls Are Ugly Why? by CrazyMan(m): 8:11pm On Apr 18, 2007
The Guy don run domn.
See as all of una blast am finish. What do you expect him to do? Poor guy he must have been treated very harshly by lagos girls. cry
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Police Station, Kill Dpo, 12 Others by CrazyMan(m): 8:07pm On Apr 18, 2007
May God save Nigeria.
Forum Games › Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by CrazyMan(op): 8:03pm On Apr 18, 2007
I wish i could hold 2old4that
Politics › Re: Supreme Court rules that Atiku (and others) cannot be disqualified by INEC by CrazyMan(m): 8:02pm On Apr 18, 2007
Yea it’s true Atiku is free to contest in the forth-coming presidential elections.
That’s a good one for him, if only he drops his political character and focus on the Nation as an whole.
Atiku form what everyone knows is corrupt and it will take only the grace of the almighty God if when voted into Aso-Rock remembers the cry of the masses.
Politics › Re: Correction: Pat Utomi Is Still In The Presidential Race! by CrazyMan(m): 7:54pm On Apr 18, 2007
It's so good hearing that Pat Utomi is still In the race. He’s one of the best candidates in the federation. the only problem is that he’s still a young man like Chris Okotie.
If I were he, I’ll go for the post of a governor in my state. When I’ve made a name for myself, then I’ll focus on the presidency.
For now, Pat Utomi can’t go anywhere.
Politics › Re: This Election Was Free And Fair. I Have Proof by CrazyMan(m): 7:37pm On Apr 18, 2007
It's only Lagos state that experienced free and fair eletions.
Didn't you read reports from the other states?
In Edo state for example, there were reports that the PDP fought tooth and nail to rig the elections. They even went a far as attacking the INEC officials. Even as at yesterday, the INEC deliberately refused to announce the winner of the Governorship elections.
So comming back to your topic, i don't think it was as free and fair as you claim it was.
Forum Games › Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by CrazyMan(op): 8:10pm On Apr 16, 2007
I wish ronnie-slimz the best of luck life has to offer
Politics › Re: Atiku To Contest In 2007 Presidential Election - Supreme Court by CrazyMan(m): 8:09pm On Apr 16, 2007
That's why i said he's just a young inexperienced man.
Politics › Re: No Adams Oshiomole, No Edo State by CrazyMan(m): 8:03pm On Apr 16, 2007
My brother it seems you've forgotten that the court is master-minded by the president himself. So how do you expect them to rule in favour of opposition parties.
do you want them to loose their jobs?
they have families to feed

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