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A Nigerian youngster who was visiting the United Kingdom for the first time was taken to the London zoo for sight seeing. On getting to the section where monkeys are kept, he was amazed to see other tourist giving out plenty of money to the monkeys that were hopping and doing all kinds of acrobatics.
The more acrobatics they did, the more the tourist enjoyed the show and the more money (hard currency) the monkeys got.

The young man suddenly had an idea. And when he got back to Nigeria, he started learning all kinds of acrobatics. He also visited his herbalist and asked him to prepare a concoction that would transform him into a monkey.

When the concoction was ready, and the young man had completed his acrobatic training, he took the next available flight to London. As soon as he landed, he headed for the zoo, took the concoction and was immediately transformed into a monkey.

He joined the other monkeys and started his own type of modern, systematic and attractive acrobatics. Soon he caught the attention of the entire tourist who wasted no time in showering him with plenty of pounds sterling. He was now making more money than the real monkeys.

The king of the monkeys didn’t like this and challenged the new monkey to an acrobatic duel. The contest was tough and very keen but the new monkey won. The king monkey had to go on exile in shame. But before he left, he set a trap for the intruding monkey who now became the new king.

The next day, monkey business started as usual, with money coming in from the tourist. There was this particular tourist who really enjoyed the show that he threw a lot of money into the cage. The new king pocketed his money, but to his amazement, all the other monkeys threw their earnings into what they taught was a lion’s cage.

The new king being so greedy could not allow all that money to go away like that, so he jumped into the cage to pick up the money. It was when he got there that he realized that it was a lion’s cage.

_{Unknowing to him, the lion was also a Nigerian who over heard the former king's plan against the new king}

The lion looked at him, looked at the money (pounds sterling) roared and started walking towards the monkey who was now sweating, shaking and foaming in the mouth. When the lion was half way, he stopped, looked at the monkey again and said.

“O boy, if no be say we all na Naija, I for show you”.

Immediately, the monkey left the money for the lion and ran away.

HMmmm

Lol

Keep it up

Well age they say is just a number.

if you're really in love as you say, there's nothing to worry about ok?

World beauty

I will keep staring at her because i know she's beautiful

Very soon…………… Very Very soon. I say Very Very soon……………. God is going to do a miracle that will make you halla…. “aaaahhhhh! Father you are too much” And He will just laugh and say, son, I am just beginning with you. If you believe say amen and pass it on to every one in your list.

Just recieved this one

you might have heard it before tho, i just like it

Our Baba who art in Aso Rock Balogun of Owu is thy name. Thy handover shall soon come thy will has been done in Umaru and Goodluck. Leave us this May 29th, your departure date. Lead us not into anarchy. Forgive Turaki his disloyalty as we forgave your failed third term plot Deliver him from INEC hammer for Otta is thy destination, with all that is thine thy bag and thy baggage forever and ever just go ooo Amen

Took me almost a year to finish reading it.

it nice anyway

@magneto

That was really cool.

keep it up

France Paris

If I were you, I’ll forget about her.

Let’s get realistic here. you can hardly have two people of different sex living together without something funny taking place.
Just remove your mind from her and go get someone else It’s for your own good and also for your own safety ok?

What's that suppose to mean

Am only giving my suggestion, and believe me, it's a good one

debosky:
because no-one has any dirt to splash about Umaru, they have resorted to the sharia scare-mongering.

But it won't work, Nigerians and Yar'Adua are smarter than that, He will lead an economic revolution, not a religious one.

Don't forget he is Obsanjo's remote.
So if Obasanjo want's him to Implement Sharia, he has no option than to do it.

And you should also come to consider that some have

HIV/AIDS

Gonorrhea

And other Sexually transmitted diseases.
so when you begin to misbehave you have to consider this factors so you'll live to fulfill your dreams, and not die a premature death.

You win right?

you don't even want to consider how your partner would feel if she finds out.
it's not fair ok?

what is in one female is the same thing that is in the other female. I don't know why most guys can't just stick to one

I didn't vote for Yar'adua so if he wants to implement sharia across be it a rumor or not, that's his own business.
All i know is that am not a part of thir corruption. I have a clean conscience.

It's cheating ok?

I will be filled with joy

Post your pic and i can assure you that if you're beautiful, nearly half all the guys on this forum would be all over you like ants on a honey comb

Triple dating is a crime, a very big one.
If you love a guy, you have to remain faithful to him. Now come to think about it.
Suppose one of your guys whom you claim loves you very much sees you with another guy, how do you think he's going to feel?

Or suppose you are the one who loves the guy, and he has three other girls whom he loves so much, how would you feel if you find out?
When you make decisions, don’t just think about yourself alone consider other people ok?

An eight-year-old boy’s father got a job to work in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT). The father however spent most of his time away from his family. So the little boy decided to write a letter to him.
We he finished writing the letter; he gave it to his mum who after reading it began to question him.

Mum: Samuel, why did you write the letter to your dad in capital letters?

Samuel: Mum, don’t you know that dad now works in the Federal Capital Territory?

Mum: I know that.

Samuel: So that means that letters should be written to him in capital letters

Hmmmm

Nice one

@Razorr
You can name the party RPP (Razorr people's party)

Then you can make me the finical president of the party.

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe, 5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 7. Why is it called building when it is already built? 8. If a book about failures sells, is it a success? 9. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 10. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? 11. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this

Thanks

I wish you the best of luck in life

Lol you got me laughing

Nice one

Beauty

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Someone please help me,

Am almost drunk with laughter

Not bad