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Tyson

It's because she likes me

Wantakiri

I wish you the same

1) First choice: Jackal Second Choice: Jackal

2) First Choice: Akowole Second Choice: Mukina

3) First Choice: The definition of Fan/Fanatics by Lordimpaq 2nd Choice:

4) First choice: Mukina2 2nd Choice: Kitaun

5) First Choice: Christino 2nd Choice: PDF

6) First choice: Crazykid 2nd Choice: Marlet01

7) First Choice: Justkunmi 2nd Choice: Baloni

First Choice: Kitaun 2nd Choice: Bagoma

9) First Choice: Grizzly 2nd Choice: Jackal

10)First Choice: SirKay 2nd Choice: BolaOni

11) First Choice: Loyika 2nd Choice: Debosky

Yea

Eslynera

How you doing?
long time

I just want to inform you all that am da last

I wish all the united fans in here

Jackal
Justkunmi
Baloni
Me _Crazykid

and others a wonderful Christmas
you guys should celebrate co's it's an honour being the league leaders this christmas

One United

What do you want me to do?
i'll just put in more efforts and make my life look more meaningful so if we happen to meet, my levels would be far above her's .
by this time, she would be the one regreting why she left me.

Sickler

I think it would be better if wenger calls back _seaman and converts him into a striker.
he will be a good replacement.
right?

Hmmm.

I still don't agree with you all
papilo is winning that trophy
mark my word

@Honey_ pot
So you are a heart breaker?

where's mine phone

_{Dails 911}

First choice Kituan
First choice Jakal
First choice Justkunmi




Second choice Mukina
Second choice Marlet01

He worths it.
Afterall no team scored Italy an open play goal during the just concluded fifa world cup.

Yugosliva


Z

It would be much better for her if she opens up to her husband so they can settle it once and for all.
If she waits for the brother to tell him,He might explain things in a very nasty way ie how you met in a night club, how both of you got drunk and had sex like animals and so many other fabricated stories whether true or false.
So by the time your husband hears this, you’ll loose that honesty from him, when he looks at you, he sees nothing but betrayal and dishonesty he won’t bother whether it happened in the past.

so the best thing is to be the first to tell him.

Paris France

Because i don't know

I wish you all will come here


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-33786.32.html

I wish you the same

Two village men were arguing one morning about the sun and the moon.

1st Villager: I de tell you, na sun be this.

2nd Villager: Na lie na moon

and they argued like that for over 30 minutes.

Finally the decided to ask a by passer to look into the matter.

1st Villager: Abeg my guy shae that thing na moon abi na sun?

By Passer: I no-know no be this area I de live.

A guy who had never slept with a girl before found himself alone with a girl. He began to sweat all over and didn’t know what to do with her so he decided to call his pal on phone in order to get a little assistance.

Guy: Good Afternoon pal

Pal: hello Chucks, wetin do your voice?

Guy: men na girl matter o!

Pal: how?

Guy: I de with dis girl and I no-know wetin I go do.

Pal: _chuckles Na easy thing naw

Guy: Abeg tell me

Pal: Ok, step one kiss her.

The guy kissed the girl and after that he asked his pal for the next step

Guy: what next?

Pal: Naked her slowly, and as you do that, rub her body with your hands.

After he had done that, he pick up his phone and asked his pal again for the next step.

Guy: I’ve done that, what next?

Pal: Now insert what you and I have in common into her pu**y.

Immediately, the guy took his handset and inserted it into the girls p***y.

Stella died and went to heaven. When she got there, she noticed that at a particular part of heaven, God kept some clocks.
So she decided to ask her guardian angel what those clocks are used for.

Stella: [to the angel] Please tell me, what are all these clocks for

Angel: They are lie clocks. Whenever you tell a lie, it would move.

So Stella and the angel decided to explore the whole area.

They found Obafemi Awolowo’s clock, and discovered that the hand never moved which means that Awolowo never told us a lie.

They also found Herbert maculy’s clock, the hand also was still stagnant which means that he too never told us a lie

They also found Nnamdi Azikiwe’s clock and discovered the hand move twice, which means Azikiwe, lied to us only twice.

Finally she asked the angel to permit her to see her husband’s clock _Obsanjo

The angel however responded her saying; your husband’s clock is in God’s office. It has become a ceiling fan.

Am a little curious

A man died and went to hell.
On getting there, he found out that God had changed everything i.e. every country has it’s own hell fire.
E.g. if you are an American and you die, you will go to a particular hell fire for Americans.
If you are a British person, you will go to the British hell fire.
And so on.
So this man being a German decided to go to the German hell fire.
When he got there, he found out that the place was so empty so he decided to ask the demons in charge what the matter was.

Man: Good day Mr. Demon

Demon: Good day, you are welcomed, come inside.

_{The man went in}

Man: why is it that this place is so empty if I may ask? Is it that people don’t die again or is it that the torment is too much for them?

Demon: It’s not that. People still die but they prefer the Nigerian hell fire.

Man: c_urious Why?

Demon: Ever since God renovated this place, he made the fire use electricity. And you know all the countries on this earth have constant power supply, which means you won’t have any breathing space when you get into the fire.
But Nigeria on the other hand, they experience little or no power supply. All the tunnels that bring out the fire don’t work even the electric chair God put in there to torture people rarely work because there’s little or no electricity in there. And that means you will have enough time to rest when you get there. That’s why most people prefer it.

Immediately, the man got out form the Germany hell fire and headed towards the Nigerian hell, which was filled with millions of people.

A village boy came to the city and was enrolled in secondary school. He was so dull that he couldn’t make a sentence, he couldn’t even read and write.
The following day in his class, his teacher asked him a question.

Teacher: [to Chike] define chemistry

Chike: _{Scratches head}

Teacher: I said define chemistry

Chike: Ok sir. Na you confuse me sef no be chemistry na chemist because for my house, e get one chemist weh we de buy things from and im shop fine well well that’s why you talk say “the fine chemist”.

Immediately, the whole class burst into laughter.

Three boys got lost in a desert they cried and cried for help. Finally God answered them
And asked them what they wanted.

God: what do you want me to do for you?

First boy: God please I want to be with my family.

And immediately God transported him home and he found himself with his family

To the second guy God asked him

God: what do you want me to do for you?

Second guy: God please I want to be with my family just like the first guy.

God also transported him to his family the same way he transported the first guy.

To the third guy God asked him…

God: What do you want me to do for you?

Third guy: God am so lonely in this desert please bring back my friends so we can all be here together.
Immediately God brought the other two friends, which he had earlier transported, to their families back to the desert.