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Good write up...I'm loving this.

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Sup Ije...its been a while.

Rocktation: We realised it was time to wait for our serial bumper, to come bump it up.
And as usual, he's unfailing.

I know you're good, Crazy.

Lol @ serial bumper...

Sure I'm good...how have you been?

angelbaby22: Good afternoon nairalanders. I'm new to nairaland and would like to know what "consulting oracle" means

An oracle is an utterance often ambiguous or obscure, given by a priest or priestess at a shrine as the response of a god to an inquiry.

Meaning I could build my own shrine and frame up words telling you its from the gods (eg, you're under a curse, you would die in 21 days time...etc), just to make you scared, then make you pay a required sum for possible vindication from those curses.

angelbaby22: and if I should be scared because I'm very confused the only thing that keeps coming to mind is the witch craft scenes you see in nigerian movies.

Scared of what...

An uneducated bushman, who collects woods, stones, leaves and bones of dead animals, utters some gibberish which you don't understand, then tells you that you're marked for death...surely as an educated person, you should be much wiser than this bush illiterate.

angelbaby22: I'm black british from another african country soon to be married to a nigerian guy (Yoruba). We have no problems in our relationship and I've grown to love his family dearly but an extended relative of his warned me about his family and mentioned this "oracle".

Instead of habouring worries which could eventually result in giving you a high blood pressure, why not ask this extended relative to throw more light on this "oracle" issue.

angelbaby22: HELP!

I've done my best...

Pretiby: QUESTION FOR THE MEN
You just found the love of your life, you're so much in love with each other.
But some way into the relationship -let's say three months, and your wedding is going to take place less than a month from now then you suddenly realized that she cannot cook. What will you do?

How would I date a lady for three months before realising that she can't cook..surely I'm not that dumb.

I thought rivers state pays corpers after their service...they don't pay you monthly alawi...they leave it to accumulate, and after your service, they give you the bulk cash.

If that's what you're experiencing right now, then its totally normal, don't get so worked up cos your money would definitely be paid to you at the end of the day.

Good write up

Onyexbuch: I am a Thespian, from Abia state but not Ohafia. So where does that place me?

You're still welcomed to the house...have fun.

Uniquexty: gwege! I mean efo? Obi utu o ekwem o. Amahalem si i wu nwani'm. Chai, kaa inule. Awu m onye ndi-ibe.

Atugam anya si iya ana ano nsue mgbe dum, nne owu anyi ana anoituru onwe anyi....otuogbulem si onye ohafia ibem No ebeo, oya eme anyi inoituru onwe anyi, mgbe gige ya-ana echekwa mgbe aya edepusa afa gi ife ali nna gi a batch B.

This room has been abandonded....where's everyone, and why is here so dusty. *cleans dust*

Uniquexty: R u from ohafia in Abia state? And u are a writer, actor or actress, pls say hi. Also indicate d part of ohafia u hail from. I am from ndi-ibe,after asaga. Ofu riso mma mma nu! Anyi je

Nne kaa...

Awukwam onye Ohafia.....ha onwe ike doa gi anya ashim Okon, odi nma imara si I dekwa ife....Ama edekwa ife....kama enwejem efe ubochi ndeo gagan maka ichu Okpogo .....oya me akama edezijekwaghi ife.....Elegam anya imarazigi marua gi ali.

Nweaa ubochi oma.....kaa

Chrisbenogor: All these signs have been there since the beginning ever. Try something else

Well said.

Its not true...the family has denied the rumors...

Acidosis: Please I need your answers, brothers and sisters

Mary was just the earthly vessel God use in bringing Jesus into this world.

She's human like you and I...so it would look silly to worship her.

berepiki: i passed through basic programme before i got admission in uniport...after paying 50k, uniport is compelling me 2 pay #4,600 for jamb registration number. And if i dont pay, i'l not go for batchB service...
whatx ur take on this? Honestly, i think uniport n other universities are exploiting innocent graduates...universities are suppose to settle jamb for us 2 get reg. number and not we prospective corpers...

At this junction, the only advice I can give to you is that you pay the money and get yourself a jamb reg number.

If you keep on lamenting over this issue, and refuse to pay, you would not be mobilized for your batch, meaning you'll have to wait till November (batch c) of which you would still have to pay the said amount (N4,600) to your school in order to get mobilized.

So the choice is yours...

Charles Shaw: ^^^
No invite abi?? No wahala...
*Goes bac 2 continue watching BarneyGoes2Skool wit my lil niece*

Nah bro, you're invited...the show won't be complete if you absent yourself from it.

Kiss your lil niece goodnight an get on the dancing floor.

Charles Shaw: Happi Bday Bruv.

Where d party @ ??
LLNP...

Thanks...the parry is on right now @ my crib...

An0nimus: I had to run to a cybercafe to type this...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAZYMAN!!!

Ok I lied about the cybercafe ..wish I knew your real name sha, its a bit awkward wishin 'Crazyman' HappyBirthday lol..StayBlessed Chief

Ha ha ha...my name is Emeka...thanks all the same.

[quote author=Kenny_vikky]Pls abeg ouse,i nid waec 2006/2007 timetable nd GCE 2005/2006 timetable abeg o[/quote]What do you want to use it for?

If its really urgent, you can go to their office and request for it...I'm sure they would give it to you.

Good luck.

Idowuogbo: Happy belated...

Thanks...I'm expecting a gift from you.