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KingCheezyPuff:
I told him let's end it but He just keep quotin' me.
but I gotta say I'm begging ta enjoy the fight.

It'll never truly end.. even if it ends here, another thread will birth it again. Tis the Circle of Gender Beef.

KingCheezyPuff:
Woooh,you like ta watch me

Ya'll get that but women get it from head ta toe heavy an hard on various media platforms
An in every life.
But as I told the man above ya'll will stand on what you believe forever an so will I.
Let's end this Goodbye.

Seeing as no one wants to accept the opinion of the other, it's best y'all move on.


**phew**

Happy birthday missy!

joseph1832:
And why am I not surprised to find you here? It would seem anywhere a man is getting served, you're there gloating...

Stalker.. How am i gloating here? If he was duped, the lady will have it worse. Datz Karma.

chuckdee4:
Like a buncha kids squabbling over who's the set dressed at a kiddy party. Smh

What goes around comes back around. #KARMA

DemiGoddess:
Lol...dont mind me and I loved every single word.

I see someone is tripping..

postmann:
Ewo!!!!

I didn't mean to be lascivious or sexually provocative. I just needed to let the OP know how an all round queen and desirous the African woman is.
Remember the pic of the doll he posted was a very suggestive one. So he got a a likewise reply, though somehow assuasive.

My dirty talks still remain private property.

Unlike someone we both know..

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Honestly I dobt understand how the whole thing works but your enthusiasm has got me curious

Like I said..keep an open mind.

postmann:
Above my reply, my heart aches for not coming early enough.

[b]Lezz, where were you when opportunity beckoned to commit homicide, when some lost zombies wandered into enemy teritory?

OP,

On my way to the office I past over a 100 black, brown, ebony chocolate beautiful women, far more beautiful that the doll you posted up there.

As for the doll, she doesnt meet my specification for the following reasons:

Her nose is too long, it would be a struggle locating her lips should I engage her in a kiss.

And there again, I run the risk of kissing some jawbones called lips. Her lips are too tiny to chew.

Again, I find her a little too plastic. A bag of bones who would creak under my sheer weight should I mount her.

I'm a hard man, I supervise heavy duty machineries. I get in gloves and get the job done should my boys need my expertise.

And when I get home, I need my woman, soft and padded up, with flesh nicely distributed on all delicate zones just the way an African man wants his woman.
I don't need to come home to some ass-less, bony, under-the-knife, skeletal piece of junk you call a woman. I need flesh not a bag of bones.

Look, I'm black. My name is Africa, my code is Nigeria.

Our women are the queen of them all.
I get lost in her brown, innocent eyes
She is feminine in her every stride.
Her lips are soft and full; she's the greatest of kissers
Her thighs are two sacred holy pillars
Ample and firm, they guide me home, safely to paradise
And her behind...LOL! I get lost in that great maze and I never, ever want to be found. That two mound of flesh is worth more than all the rupees of India.

Get me some real African woman and to hell with that lab-rat you posted up there.[/b]

Damn!!!!!

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Darn right Osama

This is how its always been.. Xcpt for a slight modification which was necessitated by the flaws of the previous wooing competitions years back. I personally agree wit naijaboiy on the rules considering that I've been following dis competition right from d first edition.

Its still gonna be fun. Let's keep an open mind here.

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Hmmm, don't understand [/color]

When someone registers on NL with an email but is clueless on the use of an email...

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Awwwwwww

I must be very ugly

Ugly as fkkkkcckk!!!

BumBae:
Im ok , bored came here to see wts popping
Lol whose joe dont think i know him

So when will dis woo start make i see line

Starting on the 23rd.. I'm also patiently waiting to read stuff..

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]It's impossible to be a Nairalander without an e-mail, and if you don't know how to use the e-mail, how did you register for Nairaland?[/color]

#blondemoment

BumBae:
Hey hun u getting wooed

Naa...I'm getting stalked instead.. JoeJoez on ma case. How u doing luv?

joseph1832:
I want to believe you're not flattering yourself?

On top ur matter? U wish! Shift jor..go judge!! Lol

joseph1832:
Lately, I find myself where you are. Are you sure you didn't jazz me?

#stalker

Been a while...

Kanyekels:
Gold digger alert... Does it matter who is paying. Stop thinking like a poor gold digger dat u r.

Smh.. Olodo!

Booked

Lolz @Real Igbos and Fake Igbos.. Nairaland is filled with all sorts really..

Whoz paying?

RIP.. I wonder what happened..

halfricanadian:
Not every man dat marries love their wife

Nd not every woman dats is married love their husband
Cos divorce rate is high

Marriage is awesome when U get it right.

postmann:
Ok. For your info that is unmistakably, over-cerified, proven, unveiled, and caught-out darkenedbaboon!

You better start wising up to knew monikers with an usual mastery of the forum.
Just a litle observation, they are very easy to spot.


HIS HANDLES ARE ENDLESS. BUT THEY ALL HAVE ONE COMMON TRAIT...THEY ARE ALL ON THE HUNT.

hahahaha.. Noted.

postmann:
you know to whom that fake moniker belongs, don't you?

No I dont... dint even pay heed to the moniker..

joseph1832:
You speak as if you've had first hand bad experience.

naa.. NL has crucified Marriage na.. look thru the threads.. Ud hardly see any nice thread or opinion on marriage.. People are quick to speak of the ills rather than the gains of marriage.. so this post here is a breath of fresh air.

.

Some positive words for a change... Marriage isn't so bad after all.

Nice thread OP.

postmann:
Hahaha!
Even myself. I was eager to see him on centre stage, pouring out seduction with its sheer, raw power, and watching the reaction of her who would have been the recipient.

Too bad!

@bolded.....and HE who made the mistake to challenge Lezz..

postmann:
Look young lady, you'd better come up with a good reason for this kind of disappointing, ill-timed withdrawal!

We are talking about lezz here, the randiest of NL casa-de-novas.

Tchamon!!!

and I was rily looking forward to the lines he'd av dropped..