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Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 11:03am On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:
Excuse me, are you sure you are okay in the head?

Who asked you to beg an jobless guy?

Did I tell you that the diss from jobless daft is my life? Far from it, I am the reason his life is miserable. I am the reason, he comes on Nairaland to biitch about women.

Mind ya business ma. I am handling this shit quite well. Thanks for your needless concern.
U shuld be thanking Dcholeric bae.. Im not concerned at all! I actually found his post quite amusing .. cheesy grin

BTW... U rily think highly of urself if u believe all the crap u wrote here... Keep handling the sh1t well...soon ul be dripping all over of sh1t.

Totally minding my bizness now.. buhbyee! grin
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by Creamish(f): 10:57am On Apr 08, 2016
postmann:
No doubt. But few men can go thru life with a scarlet-less conscience. For the soul of man lies vulnerable to many temptations. They'll be his constant tormentors through out his life's sojourn. He may fail once or twice even, but his heart never leaves home.
The sad reality of life. Once he knows to stand whenever he falls, he will always rediscover the right path...but he must never make it a willful consistent pattern as this may destroy that which he holds dear.
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day For Our Ladies by Creamish(f): 10:13am On Apr 08, 2016
joseph1832:
I beg to differ, but Allah forbid I dare2.differ. To me, it all has to do with what you hold dare. I hold my money dare, if a girl asks me for money, then of what basis/right does she have to ask me for money, especially if we work in the same organization and earn, the same salary. So, I see it as my right to also ask her for what she holds dare, that is if she's the sort who believes sex is sacred.
Joe .. if ur money is so sacred to u, guard it.. She will definitely guard that which she holds dear as well. Tis not by force.

firstking01:
and whats so special abt sex that's overrated??
It becomes overrated when it means nothing to u.. but for those who still cherish their intimate lives, it remains sacred & a big deal.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by Creamish(f): 10:03am On Apr 08, 2016
joseph1832:
I'm only asking if you are the sort who only engage in intercourse, only with the person they're dating or married to?
Yes. I have an active conscience. Guides my actions.
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day For Our Ladies by Creamish(f): 10:00am On Apr 08, 2016
Drefan:
Nice input. As in, my male friends seldom ask me for financial assistance and I help them if I could.
Then why should it be different with a female?
smiley

falconey:
ask her back for money?

if she has she won't ask in the first place. I don't even think of asking a girl money even when I know she has billions.
She may not be financially buoyant every time..which necessitates the request for financial assistance. You may not be financially buoyant every time..which may necessitate the request for financial assistance. No man is an island. If your principles demand that you do not request money from ladies, fair enough. Women can always assist U in other ways. It must not be sexual because a decent lady knows to keep her privates private.

I personally would view sexual requests from anyone who isn't my partner as an insult. This will lead to an instant excommunication.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by Creamish(f): 9:52am On Apr 08, 2016
joseph1832:
Hmm, So are you saying you-are-the-kind-of person who only bones the person who is their partner?
Kindly rephrase.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by Creamish(f): 9:51am On Apr 08, 2016
postmann:
KARMA, sometimes isn't responsible for some of our ills. KARMA is a payback, so someone must have wronged someone else freshly and unjustifiably. I'm trying to say that one can have an unfaithful partner even though one has been faithful all along.
But there's a sweet ease of the soul and mind when an ill wind blows and one knows you have no hand in it.

Some men may fool around, but they'll do anything to keep safe their marriage to a good wife.
And I think that of all the good virtues of a good wife has, keeping herself sensually apealling to her husband is key. A man who's still physically attracted to his wife and appreciates her good virtue will always come home.
A clean clear conscience is a treasure worth dying for. smiley
Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 9:48am On Apr 08, 2016
Dcholeric:
this unfair angry .
she is a woman like you !
you should instead calm lezz down .
grin

Oya Lezz pls calm down. grin
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day For Our Ladies by Creamish(f): 9:40am On Apr 08, 2016
On what basis is financial assistance equated to Sex? If she asks you for money, ask her back for money in return. Sex should be held in high regard and not dished out at request/demand.

Find something else to equate the request for financial assistance to.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by Creamish(f): 9:19am On Apr 08, 2016
postmann:
Giving him up when he got married was a smart choice so many are incapable of making. Few still hold the marriage institution sacred.
I hate KARMA. Wouldn't want any form of attachment to my man from any babe. So many wrongs will be made right if majority respect the marriage institution.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by Creamish(f): 8:56am On Apr 08, 2016
joseph1832:
This sound as if you're speaking from experience.
Not necessarily.. I dint allow my experience get the better of me.. like I said earlier, I gave him up the moment he got married. I am the blunt, say-it-as-it-is kinda person. I don't need time to tell me that an emotional attachment to someone who isn't my partner may lead to a physical showdown.
Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 8:31am On Apr 08, 2016
lezz:


grin grin grin grin will you pay me to scrub your yansh back to its default hue? grin grin grin grin grin

Expenses will be on you.

Items:

*12 Long sponges for deep penetration into your ass-divider. Imma scrub those dry, black cells and scabs from off your ass by all means!!!

* 2 large size pack of OMO. Bathing your ass with soap won't even form bubbles due to days of congealed dirt and sweat. OMO it must be.

* Water. That shouldn't be a problem in Scotland, but we don't want the stench to be a factor for your visal revokement or your charity withdrawal. So we will look for a river. I have to deep your big black ass in and rinse you off properly. grin grin grin

If you want a shave, I'll double the charge, agreed? grin grin grin
hahahahaha.. clown!! .. U dint add the number of gloves u'd need... U prolly need like 10 pairs to take care of the wears and tears ul encounter while scrubbing.. grin
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by Creamish(f): 8:22am On Apr 08, 2016
How did I miss this thread?

Congrats Postmann..on ridding this forum of that inconsequential troll.

Ur points command a thorough soul search. I used to have a friend like this but I gave him up when he got married. I did not want to be a cause for distraction. I totally agree with your points. its only a matter of time before the body gives in to the inevitable.

Always best to have ur partner be ur best friend.
Crime › Re: Wife Kills Husband In Lagos As He Slept by Creamish(f): 7:27am On Apr 08, 2016
joseph1832:
You? Speaking to me or men folk? I want to believe you've not been infected with the JadeKitana virus of making hasty generalizations? I'm sure you know there are men who have handled and even excel at polygamy. tongue

Besides, you've always ignore my mentions before, why answer this or even mention me?
When u mention me for something not revolving around lust, il respond. I mentioned you cos I read your arguments on that thread and found them insightful.
Crime › Re: Wife Kills Husband In Lagos As He Slept by Creamish(f): 9:12pm On Apr 07, 2016
joseph1832:
Forget what you think you know my cream de la cream. I'll happily tell you in this world, "we have men, and we have men". Just because a man has the physical appearance of a man doesn't make him a man.
Yeah right... U just can't manage a polygamous marriage... Too much headache. Man or Demigod..
Romance › Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by Creamish(f): 5:00pm On Apr 07, 2016
assfreaky:
Wat is corky undecided huh
Whatever u make of it..
Romance › Re: How To Manage Sturbborn Wife Or Girlfriend (man 101) by Creamish(f): 4:46pm On Apr 07, 2016
assfreaky:
Okay is ur wife or girlfriend stubborn like refiner or she carry mouth like estharfabian or she is kilokoleshe like stupedinluv or hateu2 and u don't want to beat her. let me teach u trick. it is free.

study has show stubborn women like sex. dey like it more than the gentle ones. when she shouting and you about to lose it, just bring out ur dick. please please please, make sure she not violent or u might lose ur dick to knife or teeth

when u bring out ur dick, u will notice her body will come down. even if she don't mean it, she will go gentle especially if ur dick is like 9 to 12 inches. after u have brought d divk out, tell her in angry voice to come here. don't say come here like a gentleman o. she will come. now, bang her. please brother, bang her. don't pity her. she too don't want pity. bang her with anger. pour out ur anger. she likely will be calling u madman, bastarrd f^ck it. give it to me. bastarrd omoale... when both of u finish, bad energy has been wash out. fight has finish. no one get hurt. no breakup.

This will work well on stubborn girl and feminalist like:
king.cheezypuff
eve.gran
cream.ish
jadek.itana
hal.fricanadian
vick.yrotex
kash.ybaby
cruz.ita
doll.yjoy
choc.olateme
mrsp.hyno
misspi.cy so on and so fourt.
I see Corky's handwriting all over this thread...


Well done. Uv been noticed. smiley
Crime › Re: Wife Kills Husband In Lagos As He Slept by Creamish(f): 4:31pm On Apr 07, 2016
BumBae:
Hehehe he a dead man grin

Dont worry ama handle all funeral cost grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Wey d alpha males seeking to devour women like they mean nuttn? cheesy
Crime › Re: Wife Kills Husband In Lagos As He Slept by Creamish(f): 4:24pm On Apr 07, 2016
[quote author=Is.lie post=44489608]Detective at the State Criminal Investigation department, SCID, Panti, Yaba have unraveled the circumstances that led to killing of a 49-year old man by his wife in Lagos State Western Nigeria.

Just like a Christmas goat, the victim, Lucky Bassey was murdered by his wife, Grace after she used a kitchen knife to slice his throat while he was sleeping on their bed.

Lucky bled profusely and helplessly as Grace watched and ensured that he died before she alerted their neigbours, a police source said.

The incident happened at 23 Abari street in Iyana Ipaja area of Lagos where they reside.
Following the manner with which the late Lucky died, the matter was reported to the police and Grace was arrested.

She reportedly confessed and implicated one Benjamin Otu as her accomplice in the act.

Both Grace and Otu was arrested and the matter was transferred to SCID Panti for further investigation.

During interrogation, it was reported that Grace and Otu confessed to the act and told the police that it was Grace that used a knife to cut his throat while he bled and died.

On the role Otu played, the police source said he assisted Grace by holding Lucky on the bed before Grace had access to slit his throat.

P.M. NEWS gathered that the couple who are from Akwa Ibom State had undisclosed serious disagreement before the incident happened.

The two suspects, Grace and Otu have been charged before Ebutta Metta Magistrate’s court with conspiracy and murder under the Criminal Code.

They were arraigned before the presiding Magistrate, Mrs M.O. Olajuwon.

Their plead was not taken, rather the Magistrate ordered them to be remanded in prison custody.

The court also directed the prosecutor to send their file to the Directorate for public prosecution for advice.

The court is waiting for DPP advice before it will proceed with the prosecution.


http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/04/07/housewife-slit-husbands-throat-with-kitchen-knife/[/quote]Lezz... This is just one wife.... imagine having a dispute with 6 others... U still loving that idea? grin


cc: Dcholeric, Sinxu, Joseph1832, FTBoy, Bumbae, FirstEva, mimzy
Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 12:59pm On Apr 07, 2016
Dcholeric:
oh my lawd, I would really love a heartless creamish murderer, do me a creamy murder grin .
right away I will go secure an isolated secret comfortable room and will contact you as soon as I the crime location is ready.
I promise not to struggle with you grin .
thanks in advance, the earth is getting too boring, I wanna go to heaven grin .
A re-incarnate of a living Lezzend..

I will take much delight when I chop u up bit by bit with my fangs ..while Handel's Hallelujah chorus filling the bloodied room with thick red orgasmic symphony!


aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!



....but that would cause one less man and further credence to OP's theory. So...i'll pass.. cheesy grin
Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 12:20pm On Apr 07, 2016
Dcholeric:
nice one shadow girl grin .
don't you think It's more heartless to murder me in a room, a very private room?....so your crimes will forever be swept under a carpet .
grin grin grin grin grin totally liking this idea.. Seems we're birds of same feather.. No witnesses! grin cheesy


BTW...what u said is annoyingly true.. datz y u had to die. tongue
Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 12:12pm On Apr 07, 2016
FTBOY:
you can't tell my marital status, can you? grin
Well...erm...actually.. no.. embarassed grin


Ok fine. I refuse to take the subtle diss here. grin
Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 12:06pm On Apr 07, 2016
FTBOY:
well, are we not saying the same thing? grin you said "some" of you marry men within your age range and i said "most" ladies nowadays marry their fathers' age mate because they place education and business before man (and in some cases before God). so be happy you didn't jump in the same wagon with the unfortunate majority.. cheesy
tongue .. Go and make money so U can marry before U get to ur father's age. grin
Phones › Re: U Cant Denie This Is One Of The Most Handspme Guy On Phons Forum by Creamish(f): 11:30am On Apr 07, 2016
costandi:
What did u score in jamb?
easycoolll:
um sorry to disappoint u am not a jambite I am studying med lab in unizik
Damn! How does this answer the question? grin cheesy
Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 11:23am On Apr 07, 2016
Dcholeric:
in addition I will write : " men are naturally advanced breed among all living species, so they tend to benefit however and whichever turn events/happenings take and most admiring feature about men is that they won't even complain but they just figure out how to make the best out of all situation"
the above is an intentionally sentimental post grin , you may try killing me if you don't agree grin.

Family › Re: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by Creamish(f): 10:41am On Apr 07, 2016
FTBOY:
you didn't get the gist. it's a commonplace today that the average young lady (not the useless feminists/lesbians) prioritizes education and white collar job in a bid be at par or even surpass the average man........but the irony is, when she eventually attains the age of marriage she settles with a man old enough to be his father or a guy in the fine-boy-no-money class. it's no only war that reduces the number of men but the growing number of women competing with men in work environment..
Au contraire mon ami..@Bolded.. some of us did settle with men within our age range/age grade. U forgot that was an option too. U cannot classify all men into the Old Daddy's Agemate/ Young Oyakhilome wanna-bez.

That said, I do understand OP's view and yeah Iv seen that women these days are the fair majority in some institutions. We are taking education and career more seriously these days than our male counterpart so I can see where the OP is heading to. I'l speak personally for myself and thank God I don't have to share my man with 6 other women... heads will roll!!! grin
Phones › Re: U Cant Denie This Is One Of The Most Handspme Guy On Phons Forum by Creamish(f): 9:49am On Apr 07, 2016
chuckdee4:
Is that why you can't spell deny?
Evil! grin
Family › Re: Women And Their Double Standards. by Creamish(f): 4:34pm On Apr 06, 2016
Kachisbarbie:
I done tire, men should be men _ women should be women. If you no wan be human being, you can as well be a shower curtain.

Goodnight.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


My sis I juss tire.. Rules and regulations everywhere you go. Men must be this... women must be that... daily bullcrap.

Tallesty u get time o. cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Girl You Got Pregnant,if Not WHY? by Creamish(f): 3:44pm On Apr 06, 2016
Maxi112:
what then are u saying??


don't tell me u r encouraging no sex till marriage?
Moral lesson of every Baby Mama story which has no gold-digging intention/background- Always Use Protection. Abstinence is also a good option for those who can wait.
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Girl You Got Pregnant,if Not WHY? by Creamish(f): 3:27pm On Apr 06, 2016
Maxi112:
abort ke?


abortion is never an option bro... girls should be careful with the kind of guys dey open there legs for
True. Even tho' the use of condoms is not 100% sure proof, it's still a safer & saner option.
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Girl You Got Pregnant,if Not WHY? by Creamish(f): 3:24pm On Apr 06, 2016
TheSociopath:
The men only are not to blame. Whatever happened to protection? Our women should be cautious nao, for fuçk sake, they'll be the ones moving around with protruded bellies.
No one is blaming the men alone. I said in my post that the choice to keep the child serves as a learning point for the ladies involved. This means both have a share in the lessons learnt. It would be irresponsible of the women if she aborts. So since she has decided to keep it, the irresponsible person here is the man who deserts her.
Romance › Re: Woman Exposes ‘Pastor’ Who Sent Her His Unclad Photos by Creamish(f): 12:50pm On Apr 06, 2016
smh.. Maybe he has a mental condition..

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