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Seems Kidnap n Convert is trending now...

Learnt to stop trying to understand that which can never be understood...some things are just meant to remain a mystery...


Smh..

SMH...

amokeme:
lol, at the bold, if you have the opportunity to meet with the people you try to "prove" anything to in person, you will just cry.
Nigeria is tensed up, and NL is some people's only chance of getting attention or venting out frustration, you don't want to deny people that do you?. Just relax and enjoy the fun, don't loose your head over anything trust me.

Exactly. Don't sweat it.

lofty900:
and this is also one in a million things a father can do for his child. I believe a man should have custody

Everything depends on the situation faced by the couple. In some cases, the man gets custody and vice versa in some...while neither gets in a few cases.

@OP... Nice reflex.

lezz:
That's why you will soon be gracing my bed, my love.

Unfortunately, Nigeria girls as you aren't of significant number. Let me walk a mile with you and see if you wouldn't implore me to walk the entire distance of your life.

apres vous....mon cher amour!

lezz:
My lady, how are you? Your friends are just too touchy and have thrown the viability of men in a belittling falsehood.

I'm just being a good daddy spanking them.

I make it up later in the bedroom

...but i'm a Nigerian lady.. watz to say I don't have the aforementioned repulsive qualities?

LOLzz... Lezz don vex.

postmann:
You were clever and cautious enough to leave out any quote.

Like an open gift, the real owners will come and claim it.
BIt i'm not so cautious quoting you now.

They know themselves...

Get a room already!!!

lekkie073:
so they should allow d daughters of Eve to disarm them like they did to Samson

E no go work

Lame excuse.

Can you as a man disarm an armed soldier? Go and try it.

What did it take for the bus drivers/conductors and innocent road users to lose their lives when stopped by policemen? N20!...and u think our mothers can disarm an Army unit?

U sef reason am..

I888:
lol You just buttressed my point without realising it.

I did say U have a point din't I?

I888:
I doubt she can handle the aftermath of her action. What if she is still at the "dating" phase while her supposed recommended friend is enjoying a much more expressive marriage? Let's be sincere, she may likely hate the friend later. I know how ladies think.

@bolded.. U'd be the first.. even ladies dont understand themselves sometimes..

Nwayz U have a point..but it all depends on the situation of the lady. If she is in a similar affluent relationship/marriage, she might not bother...especially if she has a good heart.

chigoizie7:
Lolz, don't be surprised this very girl wouldn't do anything that day sef.

Her kindness might even be what will kill the boy sef.

She might just show up in a nice dress, a nice gift and nothing bad in mind, and den dance well well and even spray the couple enough money, with just tears in her eyes, and den congratulate the couple.



Believe u me, that is more than enough punishment for the guy as years upon years, his conscience will be his kirikiri with hard labour.

Most times we kill people with our kindness.

Sooo....U are basically saying the OP should damn the consequences and attend the wedding? Are we to expect a follow-up to this thread?


@OP.. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. There are better risks to take that could make u successful in life...this sh1t right here aint one of dem.

If she has no interest in the toaster, why not?

If the chicken tied on his neck isn't dead, it could be pecking on his body.. haba. Lock him up rather than embarrass him like this.

Did all her siblings disown her too? wasn't she close to any of them while growing up? She should have someone there who she can talk to and can help mediate on her behalf. Blood is way too thick for the flimsy reason she was disowned.

Secondly, The man should come up with a good business plan...even if it's some consultancy firm. He can submit proposals for trainings or jobs or sth/anything.. He has all the experience he needs to be on his feet. She can invest in his ideas. It might take a while but with hardwork, support and prayers, he will break-even.

U need to tell ur friend that what the man needs is some moral boost. She might be helping him financially but killing his moral verbally or with her body language. If she believes in him, he'll wake up. Her aging shows she has lost hope. Where then is the much needed boost supposed to come from?

God bless your kind heart dear.

anonimi:
Legally, at least, a man cannot be raped.
Rape involves penetration.
A woman cannot penetrate a man.

Maybe he is referring to GAY rape.

KingTom:
to see if their eyes are playing tricks on them and possibly to confirm which of their relatives I ended up with

jackpot!

Kachisbarbie:
Of course they do, leave all this bragado some of them form on NL. The average human loves company, be it it male or female...
Even if they don't wanna marry, they will crave a girlfriend_ when she starts forming unavailable, they might just decide to acquire her wholesale...marry her already

exactly.

KingTom:
you don't even know the half of it. Parents sisters, friends and worst of all patients... Ah ah haba Doc so you're not married haba my sister/daughter/friend just came into town o I don't I think you should meet her let me give you her number I smile take the number and na so strange numbers go dey pile up for my phone

Lolz...I can imagine the great turn out of concerned souls DAT would flood ur wedding eventually..

190:
and you are trying to be funny

smh

Nigeria is really filled with dumb a-s-s-e-s

btw how is this news that some dude take a pic of him and his girl and so?

here in my world we dont even know who he is

make una de celebrate nonsense there

bunch of ediots

Where have u been hiding J?

KingTom:
you know I was always rolling on the floor when I saw you arguing with some guys her this issue successful women and marriage etc.I was like if she only knew. I get poked all the time in fact for every wedding I'm invited to I'm also poked I think I'm poked like 5 times a day at work home even online. One even said I'm stingy that's why I don't want to settle down, she ended her talk with a wonderful rendition of "Akagum is a sin oooo is a sin oooo" by harrysong and Duncan mighty

Hahahahahahahaha! ...and no one has attempted to hook u up yet? Oversabi matchmakers no dey ur end?

johnson232:
Don't generalize, the op is just one man....

Not generalizing. Previous stereotypical pokes were aimed at women...now we know its not just applicable to women.

Learn to love urself.. Self confidence is the beauty u need.

Ekakamba:
believe me if Funke threw some thousand naira on him, prophesy go change like chameleon

..my point exactly.

He feels good when others have issues too..so he uses their issues to cover up his.

ogochukwu247:
Experience has shown me that most university girls dating rich men, usually have one or two 'school boyfriends' who cater to their school needs i.e. Club parties, academic issues etc. My fear for my pastor friend is that he now comes home from America once or 2ce a year and dips into a grimy pool of illnesses and issues both physical and spiritual, shared by at least 20 and as many as 50 other people, because as the saying goes, "you have slept with everyone your partner has slept with". I am still in a serious dilemma right now, do I tell my friend or do I hold my tongue and 'save their marriage'?.

....this same experience has shown that he has slept with a multitude. How else would he know that most university girls dating rich men, usually have one or two 'school boyfriends' who cater to their school needs??

DeHero1:
Olajumoke Orisaguna, the ex agege bread shioneller who was just hawking her goods before God Almighty smiled on her. The now Fashionista and model is now telling people to stop addressing her as Olajumoke Bread Seller.

The good looking, beautiful mother of two says "People are not always happy wen something good happens to you, Yes I sold bread and God has answered my long time prayers so I will be grateful if you stop addressing me by my past".





http://www.gboah.com/2016/03/model-olajumoke-blast-says-nigerians.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&m=1

@bolded.. If bloggers wont listen, who will?