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frank043:
Some people find it difficult to understand that all five fingers ain't equal.
By the way, do you have to swear to prove that you look cute when no one has asked for your pix? Just asking....don't crucify me oooo. Do have a splendid Sunday, ma'am.

hahahahahaha never mind if I may feel bad or not, I'd already made up my mind never to get upset cos I did not provide any vacancy for that. enjoy ur sunday!

YOURMAN:
Hey people! I don't know if this is the right section for this ..but if its not maybe the mods can help move it to the right section

After my graduation from one of the nigerian universities, I have been staying with my elder brother.. He's the second born as a lady is my parents first born.. But he's the first son.. Age of about 42+.. Before I got admission in school I do stay with him and after my university education, I went back to his place, because his house is big and spacious to contain me .. After about two to three months, I have been going to work with him I noticed something..

There is this number he usually call wen we are going back home in the car.. The way he talks to the person on phone I doubt if its a guy he's talking to.. Because the number is saved with a guys name "henry" but I do hear a ladies voice at the back of the phone.. So I'm wondering..

After my final findings I do discover thats a lady..
Now the big question is my bro got 3 grown up kids.. And a wife..
What should I do? Should I just leave him to move on or tell the wife?? To me I feel that he's still a young flexing man! Maybe he should enjoy it while it last.. Or I should just tell the wife because the wife is cool to me and nice.. What should I do..

Also Note behind.. This my bro.. I do respect and fear him so much.. I can't even dare talk about a lady with him.. As his like a dad to me! So telling me to talk to my bro is out of the solution.. So my fellow people what should I do?

mind ur business, pretend its not happening and if thers anyway u can help pray for him, allow the sleeping dog to lie.

I always never liked polytechnic, am glad I never went to one. I feel sorry though for the discrimination meted out on them, my advice is for them to upgrade, I know a few pple who dumped their HND and went for a university degree afresh. May God help us.

charlezok:
I am a 36 year old man in pretty good shape, 6'2" and good looking. I am a very affectionate and loving person, but my wife is not. I am always the one to initiate sex, hugs, kisses, or any type of physical contact. I don't understand why she's so cold to me. I love her with all my heart, but she is breaking me down. I have tried doing more of the housework, working out 5 days a week, anything I could think of to get her more interested in me but nothing works. She tells me that she loves me, but she doesn't make me feel loved at all. I want her to want to be with me without me asking her too. We have 2 kids that I am committed to being here for, so I am at a loss as to what I should do. Sorry for rambling, but a brother needs help here.

waa she like that before u married? or she changed after marriage?

Henrick007:
Did you see the crocodile inside the cage

I saw no crocodile.

nairalandprince:
welldid

Do you live in Akwa Ibom State? Do you relish the desire to own your own business with little start up capital and promising returns in investment? Do you hope to look into the mirror each morning and know you are talking to the boss? Are you enterprising?/Would you love to be? Do you have an aptitude for thinking out of the box? Then call or add me up on whatsapp 08085188110. You will be glad you did

must one live in akwa ibom state?

yea this is the mountain , I was there last year! was wonderful praying on the mountain.

once in a while is not bad, especially wen am not feeling well or probably not disposed to wash dem, I repeat not a point of duty though.

am happy for her, blessings for her in disguise. I her quick recovery though.

watch out! this farm will soon go international.

Pls ask her to take off the period of ramadan and go home to concentrate on her fasting. and pls also let her knw no salary for her, but if u will be kind pls pay her half of it, cos having her around will only infuriate u seriously.

am guilty of all except 10 and 7.

this guy doez not look healthy.

Which of the gods is he praying to?

Which of the gods is he praying to?

if u have job satisfaction why not plan for online masters degree while u retain ur job.

wats wrong wit it? am sure they may live happily ever after more than those who spent millions on their wedding.

happy for her! she has the same kinda lips wit her hussy.

check out any relationship that has never had any hitches, its a disaster going somewhere to happen. its all full of pretence, lies, deceit and hypocrisy.

common sense is not common, so the oyibo didnt know courtsey demands u dont leave ur visitors stranded untill they leave and u wave them goodbye? plus a vehicle was supposed to wait for GMB outside. Dunno really.....

the oda day it was traffic control lights dey were busy fixing all over abuja and now cooking stove, all these cover up will not help buhari pls probe #@nowthatyouarethere#$@% .

sincerely I never knew jonathan had the guts to sack pple this way as if sacking is going out of fashion, he wuld have gotten the masses sympathy wen the whole nation expected him to sack alison madueke, stella odua, oruma and abba morro, he kept mute as though all was well while the masses fumed in disatisfaction, nigerians are quite sure the sacking rampage he has embarked on is most personal than on the job, as though he is on a revenge mission, and why has he decided to keep so mute about the fuel scarcity? to get back at the masses for refusing to vote for him? if jonathan did well, doubtless the masses wuld have voted for him. Truely prosterity will judge our leaders.

Teempakguy:
Ahem. So, we men love women. We love to hug them(vampire dairies) we love to bash them(naira land) we love to straff them( ) However, there are some things that women do that sometimes make us want to connect their heads with a nice brick at high speeds.
The below is a list I compiled when I was bored. About some of the most annoying things women can say to men. Enjoy.


1. You're not my type.

Lol. A guy spends a lot of time to check you out and finally finds time to approach you for wooing, only to suddenly be lectured about compatibility. Okay, there is nothing wrong in just saying, I'm not interested, I have a boyfriend already, i'm born again . . .etc . . must you insult his intelligence by implying that he does not know how to choose people he woos? The worst part is, most girls even say this to guys they like! Why When you say this to a guy, he and his friends will make fun of you for hours . . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

I'm a virgin . . . but . . . _dildos . . .

Okay, not funny abeg. We really don't care about that. I mean, I can't even explain how dumb of an excuse that is. How are we to know that that "Love Machine" was not actually an erect joystick? Are you trying to trap us with dogma? We should just trust you abi? Stop dreaming. If you are not a virgin, then you aren't . . . . it's much better to just admit that the kitty cat has been . .
Just stop as you are reading this.

your mother . . . .(insults)

What ever you do in your life, insulting a man's mother will be one of the worst choices you can ever make. We respect our mothers and love them a lot. This does not make us immature or stupid as some would opine. It is simply a case of not being an ungrateful bastard. Even if a guy has his mother under gun point and it seems like he is going to shoot her, don't insult her. Or he might shoot you instead. Why? Because she totally took care of us before we were tall, dark, handsome, rich, pinklipped, smart . . . and before you came into the picture.
Just stop as you are reading this.

your mates are out there . . .

Ahhh . . . . the above is a very bad way to begin a sentence. Especially when talking to a guy. You simply do not compare a man to other men. That's really annoying. In other words, he is a slowpoke, he is not up to the societal standards, right? No MAN will ever take that poo from you. There are other ways to make a man to do whatever you want. Insulting his self worth by comparing him to his mates is very dangerously annoying. By the way, what about you? Your mates are out there dating iyanya and you are here straffing his broke ass. Gbam!
Just stop as you are reading this

you are like a brother to me . . .

A.K.A, the declaration of Friendzone. Well, it's not a good statement. Especially if he really has behaved like a brother to you. I mean, isn't it obvious? Who does that if not for the . . . prize?
Actually, this is more of a dilemma. It's obvious you can't fall in love with all of your male friends. So, if one of them asked, it's kind of natural to tell them the above, hoping that will make them happy. . . . well, IT DOESN'T! it is a lot better to just say the truth. That you have no feelings for them. But Wetin? Like a broth . . . are you kidding me?
Just stop as you are reading this

How do I look?

First off, we are not fashion designers. Second, you have your own eyes, and a mirror. Third, no matter what we say, you are going to wear whatever you like. The third is why it is really annoying. I mean for crying out loud, jusy ten minutes before the outing, she asks if this blue dress looks good on her, you nod enthusiastically, only for her to go in and bring ANOTHER! While asking the same question! Wtf?!!
Just stop as you are reading this

nothing

You look worried or angry and sad. Out of the love he has for you, he asks what the matter is. You say nothing. Yes, saying nothing is very annoying to guys. First, we know that is a blatant lie. Second, we know that if we pretend to believe you, you will get annoyed. Third, we know that if we let you know that you just told a blatant lie, you will get annoyed. Fourth, we know that if we try to guess, you will get annoyed. Now, tell me, who would not get angry with this knowledge?

There, I'm out of ideas, let me drop my pen and open the floor to additions, spacebookings, bashings, derailings, etc . . . .

thou has well said.

ok.

okooloyun1:
Old cargo

remain young forever. someone else will refer to u as old cargo someday##$%=÷×=€₩¥

creepsyme:
pls do that very quickly before its too late.

also see this frm a member. No disrespect to the tribe...but it's
almost their default mode. lived there
for a while, and it's almost normal for
the women there to cheat. The men
there live with that reality.
Worst thing is, when d men get tough
about d cheating ways, d women get
diabolical. "Many have gone" when
they confronted and emarassed d
cheating wives.
It's a vicious cycle, dear. Mother to
daughter....

REMMEI:

Where are you from really..?


And thanks so far.

am from food basket of tha nation.

REMMEI:
thanks though..i no dey in love with anyone from that part o..na ma bruh o.. was just wondering why it could be so?..need a whole lota research to do on this.

pls do that very quickly before its too late.

REMMEI:


Chei!.. God why?...

u sound like u r head over heels in love wit a chic from this tribe, pls flush her out of your system asap a stitch in time saves nine, my advice though.##$÷%%×+.

REMMEI:
Sorry, are you serious about this assertion?.. please, tell me your experience..safe a brother please..

bro sincerely having anything to do wit them is like a time bomb that will definitley explode, I distance myself from them like a plague, pls be properly guided a word is enof for the wise.

de2oye:
I am a Yoruba man and I got married to an Ebira lady from Kogi state about six years ago. The marriage has been blessed with 2 sons. We lived happily together in the same city while my mother Inlaw lives in another part of the same city, as such we used to visit her together occasionally.

Sometimes last year, my wife told me she want to go and visit her mother Inlaw and I permitted her to go. Accidentally, I had a an unusual call from my office and I decided to branch and join my wife there since my office is just a stone throw from my Inlaw's place. I didn't inform my wife. As I got there, I requested for her phone to enable me make an important call since I've run out of power on mine. She was reluctant to release the phone and I could easily deduced that all is not well. That makes me go further and I to check her chat history. I was amazed and find it difficult that my wife of six years is having an affair with a much younger guy she's older than for at least five years. She started begging me that she can explain, explain what?. I was totally disappointed and confused, I left the place immediately and told her not to even bother coming to my own house again. The funniest thing was that I know this particular guy to be our Neighbour and he used to come to our house and I do give him money at times because he's a student. While all this was going on, the mother Inlaw was not around.

I decided to call her on phone and tell her what happened because the father inlaw was out of the country as at the time of the incidence. The woman pleaded that I should come back and I obliged, the first thing she did that really surprised me was that she started talking to her daughter in their local language known fully well that I don't understand a bit of it and both of them can speak both Yoruba and English fluently. What could she be telling her daughter after I showed her the chat history because I didn't release the phone since that's d only evidence I have against her. I was really angry and rose, I frankly told her that when she's ready to talk to me I will come back, she realized her mistake and refuse to allow me to go. I later left her there and decided to tell the father on phone. He pleaded that I should please allow her back into my house with d kids and I allowed them back only because of the innocent kids and the fact that I respected the man so much. Since then, we 'be never be in good terms again; I mean myself and the mother because she's not happy with the involvement of the father. I decided not to go to their house again except if the father is around.

About 2 months after, the father was around and he tried to settle the whole issue and I decided to let go. To worsen the situation, there was a particular day I went to their house on my way back from office, I was with my mother Inlaw and I asked about one of her relatives who was sick, the answer she gave me was that she didn't know his whereabout which I know she's lying and still keeping the malice. Since then I stopped going there and I have made up my mind not to ever visit her again. Kindly advise, I'm I wrong here?

sincerely no hard feelings but @op wat were u tinking to have married from that tribe? am yet to see anyone from them to prove me wrong.

Mhosmhan:
well,u might be right...how was ur night?

am trying u hav anoda nite rest now.