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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tony Umez Vs Ozo Vs Nengi by Creeza(m): 9:33pm On Sep 13, 2020

Dorling, dorling, i can explain" grin

Only a man trained by women and lacking a strong male figure around him during this phase of upbringing explains to women every two seconds. Its in his dna to treat them like gold.

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Music/Radio › Re: Davido’s FEM Official Video Hits Over 1.5 Million Views In 24 Hours On Youtube by Creeza(m): 6:27pm On Sep 11, 2020

Rizan3349:
Fear those who said that Burnaboy is better than Davido ; those people hate good things .

SHUT UP!!! Why then did obo use burna to trend?
Explain : TELL ODUGWU SAY WE LIKE TO PARTY(Like to party was burna's first hit song)

AND whats the meaning of 'he no dae do petty pity? (tbh all i heard was kpitty-kpitty kitty) mtcheew

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Music/Radio › Re: Davido’s FEM Official Video Hits Over 1.5 Million Views In 24 Hours On Youtube by Creeza(m): 6:20pm On Sep 11, 2020

babajero:
For those of you, who don't know FEM is a con fraternity slang, so be careful in order not to be a victim of what you don't know about. because you can't come online everytime to type shun cultism and at the same time still celebrate cultism.

Tell them o. they dont know. but tbh i expected more and davido didnt try abeg

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Hey!! Check Out My Designs! by Creeza(m): 9:07pm On Sep 10, 2020

Nice designs

Literature › Re: Five and Six by Creeza(op): 3:46am On Sep 06, 2020

EbonyQueen001:
Indeed!

We have finally come to the end of five and six. Kudos to Creeza

thanks. Are you working on any project now at the moment? Id wish you taught me screen writing or link me up wit someone. Im willing to pay

Literature › Re: Five and Six by Creeza(op): 3:42am On Sep 06, 2020

silverlinen:
Creeza bia....you no try at all,you cheat me for this finishing,why will seth die such a peaceful and Gentle death? Creeza it's not fair...a gruesome death would have been more appealing.
But thanks for this amazing piece it was great riding with you

peaceful? lol. maybe i should became a screenwriter and hope this story hits the movies screen, but if getting smashed to pieces by a train( refrencing what he did to mathew and co. at Benin city) after being rammed off a bridge and displaced into the atmosphere with nothing to friction his fall (dejavu of how he kicked kelly off the airplane in beginning of the story). kai! grin

think am na.

once again forcing me to shalaye!

Romance › Re: . by Creeza(m): 11:22am On Sep 03, 2020

Zzor:
come and marry me,come save me from annual Shiloh

Do you even know what is the exchange rate of naira against Iranian rial? grin

Abeg lemme not laugh Biko...

This girl abi woman sometimes if I see your moniker the first thing that comes to my mind is "ozwor" ( Bini slang for mumu) grin

Anyways peace. I pray you get your wishes come true but definitely stay far away from anyone whose wealth is in millions when compared to Iranian rial. My candid advice

Crime › Re: Bitcoin Lord Arrested By EFCC For Internet Fraud by Creeza(m): 12:45pm On Sep 01, 2020

Ive always known his turn will come sooner or later. This guy is the top of the list amongst those trolled on instagram by @scamhatersunited (british/americans who are victims of scam and those who generally want to be aware of trending scam formats with tips on how to spot and avoid them)

well too bad FBI didnt get to him first, EFCC will release him in no time and he will be all over the place again.

Nigeria forever!

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Health › Re: Snake Pulled From A Russian Woman's Throat After It Crawled In While She Slept by Creeza(m): 9:22pm On Aug 31, 2020

crazygod:
She's fine. God just blessed us with a bouncing baby girl

WOW!! He is indeed great. Extend my greetings to her and the new baby of the house. creeza says 'hi'

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Health › Re: Snake Pulled From A Russian Woman's Throat After It Crawled In While She Slept by Creeza(m): 8:16pm On Aug 31, 2020

crazygod:
Na wa o.... Which kain sleep be that wey snake take enter her mouth? Ordinary mosquito fly near my ears, I unintentionally slap my ears. If na Africa this one happen now, them go say na spiritual husband deposit snake inside her.
Anyway, Lala you know the drill. This is snake topic. Do the needful.

seeing this moniker on nairaland after a long time gives me joy.

GREETINGS SIR! how is aunt bibi?

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Romance › Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Creeza(m): 8:03pm On Aug 31, 2020

yeah, you welcome.
and dnt worry she will contact you. if she doesnt, na she still loose. Another will come. and make sure you destroy that pu.ssy clat!! grin

when the time comes

Romance › Re: I Approached A Lady Today And I Was Disappointed In Myself. by Creeza(m): 7:45pm On Aug 31, 2020

PrinceOfEast:
When i start naso i dey fear woman..until i start to mingle with gees and go outings na there i start to get liver take talk to girls based on say my gees dey give me ot and moral....

bro, no fear any vagina...them no fit slap u (abi them dey mahd!) package urself, dey free around ladies and no dare make them realise say you dey fear! talk to them like say u dey talk to ur fellow man but put sugar for ur talk, just dey whine d babe and make her smile but if her head strong..abobi disembark....

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Romance › Re: I Approached A Lady Today And I Was Disappointed In Myself. by Creeza(m): 7:42pm On Aug 31, 2020

PrinceOfEast:
Taaah!! Stop to dey yarn dust!....u fit run ur package anywhere and anytime....i don run babe for church and browse 4 her wifi d nxt day....na OT u need.

Not on the road and you probably better at the game than him. He is still not comfortable and less confident.

and dont quote me again. Your statement is stupid because you failed to understand the context of my post

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Romance › Re: I Approached A Lady Today And I Was Disappointed In Myself. by Creeza(m): 7:25pm On Aug 31, 2020*

No green light no approach. A basic rule which you failed.

anyways, next time dont stop ladies on the road. Go somewhere cool, maybe a spa, an eatery or a get together with friends. Dont rush, stop thinking about the game and become the fu*king trophy! Sooner or later, a lady will spot you(green lights) and you dont want to look depressed or out of place when she does. Now you may choose to approach. Work on you. become comfortable in your own skin.

And if you must stop a lady on the road, dont do it the first time you see her. One, it will create awkwardness, two, make you no go carry mami water enter house.

If na konji dae hold you, then a relationship is definately not what you want, try the ALLEN AVENUE girls. Your hood babes will be difficult to smash except you can assure them you wont "kiss and tell"

But mind you, they will tell their female friends if you prove reliable in keeping your little secret. Learn this and ladies will flock to you from all corners. And may GOD have mercy on your sceptic soul. cheesy

justli:
That basic rules seems to me the most important of them all...

You have to size up a girl before you ask her...every successful gamer knows this ... With experience you'll learn to spot girls your type from observation...

And I don't get how people find it comfortable flagging down a stranger on a busy road and try and ask them out

Very vital and overlooked by many.

I know some guys who actually get dates right off the streets but dude, you better be in a ride or strolling with guys who are all brushed up and clean for a stranger on the road to even give you a second of her time. For personal reasons I prefer to call those who do it alone regularly as the sigma male( The compliment of Alpha)

Heard stories of successful pick ups like these but they are very skilled in the craft. They are pros and the conversation is usually a brief one to just get contacts for follow up later.

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Romance › Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Creeza(m): 7:11pm On Aug 31, 2020

div111:
TF! you're married!!
get TF outta this thread

Dude she aint married, its just a decoy.
And my advice: STOP "needing" women. See that body shape she posted? yeah become that kinda man if you can but good luck trying.

again stop "needing" women, let them 'choose' . Which in your case she did, lucky you but she gave you a shit test by stating her criteria for dating you and you passed it. so congrats just dm her

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Romance › Re: From Trash To Cash — This Is How It's Done [Picture] by Creeza(m): 12:46am On Aug 31, 2020

Mtcheeww! since yesterday! YAWNS.

Literature › Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by Creeza(m): 11:03pm On Aug 30, 2020

nothing is more rewarding to a writer than when you have true fans and avid readers who take note of little nd tiny details.

reminds me of enirock and cassbeat.

Thats btw. I read something about lightening actually striking twice(or more) at the same spot against the normal. If basky and blackie pair up as a team thats double wahala for dead body. Mr Roberto better watch out!!!

WELDONE LARRY.

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TV/Movies › Re: Erica And Laycon Share A Hug by Creeza(m): 3:41pm On Aug 30, 2020*

blank:
This post should be reported for breaking Rule 8.

Done. you should do the same if its still visible. (it takes more than 1 report to actually take down a fake content)
Lets help restore sanity to nairaland like reddit.

Anyone quoting me with stupid post or hate speech better be ready for a piece of your own cake. thank u

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Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by Creeza(m): 6:06pm On Aug 29, 2020

I got a mention, but seems the mods deleted even my earlier posts. Or the op @kukusdot reported the comments. That boy/man/guy is sure damn lucky!!

Kai!!

Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by Creeza(m): 12:00pm On Aug 29, 2020

perdollar:
RIP Chibuike 'chadwick' nwa Biafra. while we continue the physical battle to free Biafra from d zoo we know that u wl also b doing d spirit fighting for d liberation of our motherland. RIP bro

He had a yoruba ancestry ask google for a heads up before displaying ignorance. ALWAYS

Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by Creeza(m): 11:56am On Aug 29, 2020

blingxx:

We lost real life mufasa

Id say SIMBA.

Literature › Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by Creeza(m): 5:40am On Aug 29, 2020

Yeah. by the neck echoes better.

thanks for the correction too. Still i follow

Literature › Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by Creeza(m): 4:58am On Aug 29, 2020

LarrySun:
Can you kindly cite out the part? Thanks.

1. As much as he wanted to return to the station and grab Peter in the neck.

2. They knew Maria was a girl who gave women hope; they had watched her tennis match in the televison. *this one is a bit like saying they entered the tv set but since we see movies most times on a screen even at a cinema its a bit off)

My little observation though, and i welcome a good criticism everytime, on that note i say all the best sir.

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Celebrities › Re: Chadwick Boseman Dies At 43 After 4-Year Battle With Cancer by Creeza(m): 4:30am On Aug 29, 2020*

No way!!. I just finished reading a comic book " SHURI: wakanda forever( a limited comic series about the wakandan princess as she takes the role of *black panther* after T'challa is lost in space on a mission". Something felt so out of the place at end of volume 2. The story ends abruptly without t'chala returning to wakanda

Thats creepy. so creepy

EDIT: It was written by afrofuturist Nnedi Okoroafor and illustrated by Leonardo Romero.

Chai! they knew and kept the secret. Sadly, it all makes sense now. Sadly. RIP to the black panther.

2020 is so full of negative events. chai!

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Politics › Re: Kidnapped Students: Aisha Yesufu Reminds El-Rufai Of Chibok Girls Tweet At GEJ by Creeza(m): 4:06am On Aug 29, 2020*

opribo:
Sometimes I feel with the way these old men have gone silent with the boko haram issue. There seem to be an understanding of some sort which has gone awry.

The earlier we get these guys to fix the mess they promised the better for us all or else we may have a monster handed over the next generation. They are heartless and they careless about our future.

They are using our tax payers funds to fund their old age and to look young while the youths die. We have to wake up and take back our country.

AND do what exactly? An average Nigerian is fantastically corrupt. History repeats itself because we refuse to learn

Good times make people too comfortable and weak (YARDUA/GEJ) and all leads to the rise of evil strong men (PMB/EL'RUFAI); Evil men bring about good times (temporal reset) and goodmen, the latter happens rinse repeat until the end of the world. Anarchy prevails. Thats the order things

so just sit ur ass down and SHUT THE F**K UP!!

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Literature › Re: Black Maria: Legends A Story By LarrySun by Creeza(m): 3:24am On Aug 29, 2020

Damn. Basky ends up raising an alpha's offspring. WOMEN AND the SISTERHOOD!!!

Basket would have stayed a while longer but what did he do?
He allowed his anger get to him and NOPED the f out of there.

Larry sir, a quick one: you used 'in' twice instead of 'on' as prepositions. maybe a little bit of mistake but I felt urged to tell you like here '...they watched her play tennis in on the TELEVISION'
(English is crazy if you ask me :/ but we learn everyday dont we?)

EDIT: thats btw though and tbh you are a wonderful storyteller

Literature › Re: Five and Six by Creeza(op): 5:09pm On Aug 27, 2020

Puvo:
Well done creeza
Well done

Much appreciated. Im really grateful to you and evry1 else for the kind words and encouragements. Hands at the head, salute!!

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Romance › Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Sexually Attracted To Someone Else. by Creeza(m): 1:36pm On Aug 26, 2020*

Lol.

today I'm just having cruise on nairaland i swear. I think i even know this itsTerah of a girl. she qualifies for three girls i know in real life, all 20, claim to be virgins and have a boyfriend yen yen yen. lol but attracted to someone else.

Personally, i have ethics but pity a potential hoe? That i cant.
Only my mother and daughters deserve my sympathy tbh. My sons and grandsons will do the same and the cycle continues.

but my wife and sisters? nah! LAI LAI!!

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Education › Re: A Nairalander's Perspective On "School Na Scam" by Creeza(m): 12:24pm On Aug 26, 2020

Karleb:
It might be interesting and inspiring but it doesn't appeal to an audience due to the length.

The OP should learn to not write everything on his mind.

I read everything and i mean everything. The truth is Nigerians dont read anymore. Even the lecturers are the worst. They teach redundancy and call it syllables. how can you claim to have taught a course for years and still dictate from your dusty-rusty manuals from the 90's. whatever happened to reading and understanding? To be honest you cant expect a student to retain knowledge when you impacting it cannot apply common sense and adapt to change. As you said "OP should learn to not write everything in his head'
A very vital approach when you consider the attention span and interest rate of today.

Reminds me of one of my lecturers then in uniben. The man would always say "stop cramming your fucking handouts and understand what you read...the world has changed'His exams and tests were indeed mind blowing.

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Romance › Re: A Girl Spent The Night At His Place And I'm Feeling So Bad About It. by Creeza(m): 11:02pm On Aug 25, 2020

Zzor:
ignore him and pretend he doesn't exist,dont fall for such simple trick to get you jealous,hes a player.Never show a guy you like him no matter how deep you have fallen,he will never respect you if you do that,he may accept you if you make any move but will never value you,you will become his sex thing,they value ladies they suffered to have,thats how they are weird,dont follow any advise coming from a guy here,they just want you to fall cheap for their fellow.I repeat,never ever make or show him signs that you have fallen in love with him,if he comes fine, but if he doesn't,my dear bury that feelings quickly and get busy.

hmmmm. how sure are you there is a feeling to this? Its just the little kitty inbetween her thighs thinking out loud grin

From her post you can be certain she lusts after the game champion. So just rest, no amount of advice can quench that itch. Its suicide attempt to even try. A girl with cravings is a time bomb. Save your strenght

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Romance › Re: How A Girl With Yeast Infection Deliberately Let A Man Give Her MouthAction by Creeza(m): 3:29pm On Aug 25, 2020

A deranged child is better when compared to that attention seeking and nagging idiot up there. just displaying a natural and confirmed truth about the sisterhood.

In this case ; hoes on nairaland hating on ubunja and the poor thing jumps unto the band wagon without logical conclusions.
ubunja just starve her of the attention she craves.

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