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This turtle will regret ever "mis-swim-landing" in lagos....this is not america ooooo....kpele!!! we eat you over here...see meat!!!! |
It is very foolish for people to wish the first lady dead...she could be your mother.....think about it!! I know people don't like her but you can't wish evil for your enemies. I pray she gets well soon; i'm happy that she has the means to take care of herself. |
Arik is making a big mistake, these people can sue them!! |
Are you complaining of rat, cockroach and mosquito? Men dey see snake for under bed you dey talk about rat....mtchwwww ![]() |
Wereh kpe: Oshiomole's face is "What has his beauty got to do with this? You are a misguided goat!! I wonder who gave you access to the internet. |
Patience Jonathan has gone to fix her english problem!!! She will be back speaking english that will destroy your tv sets soon!!! If she dies, she will not be the first 1st lady to die in aso rock ![]() |
We men must understand that our wife is not a slave....before you got married, you were doing your laundry so why should your wife do it now that you are married? Before you got married, you eat outside when you are hungry, now that you are married if your wife is tired or sick, why can't you let her be and buy food outside? For the women, when you were dating this man called your husband, he used to hang out with his friends to drink, now that he is married, you question his hanging out... does that mean his friends are no longer important to him? Remember he met those friends before he met you!! Before you got married, you sleep alone in your fathers house, now that you are married, can't you manage to sleep alone if your husband couldn't make it home that day? Before you got married, you can't even touch your husbands phone, why are you now searching his pings and text messages? what did you put in there? |
Damn...na this kind smile they make men dey sign blank cheque!!!! |
Israel will wipe iran off the face of earth in 2013. |
Ogbanje!!! |
M.I.....wanabe poet!!! Go kill yourself if you can't face the truth. Go and shoot your own video and portray Nigeria in any way you wana cos all you guys do these days is go to south africa cast some "light skinned" girls in your video....all you do is pop-champagne (although we all know what is really inside the bottle) and portray a "everyday is a holiday" lifestyle. All this poem wen u write no make sense!!! |
They are really gona inspire nigerians because apart from the william sisters, there are no black tennis players out there, it's sad!!! |
Men dey VEXXXXXXX!!! ![]() |
I am beginning to suspect that there is something in the aso rock that kills either president or first ladies....abi na ya-aduar wife use ogume nack her down because of land mata? |
The witch in Jonathan's cabinet is the oil minister...that madueke woman na witch.....i mean ogbanje!!! |
D'banj sounded good in the song but trust me there is no way he's ever gona go beyond a chorus in america music. They are only going to package his music in america and feature lots of american artiste then ship the album to africa for sale. I think D'banj will be the winner in the end because he could force a big label Def Jam to come to africa and he will be made the president...just like jay z! |
Beautiful...I'm not a christ embassy member but i just love the little child. |
Laff wan tear my belle ooooo!!!! |
I actually had a date with a girl i just met and i took her to a very expensive chinese restaurant....she immediately told me she was single!!!! i bet the white rice and shredded chicken with pork worked. I never still see her pant though cos guy man burn money that day ![]() |
As for me, i get bored easily. I begin to see the girl as a friend which is a good thing just incase she pulls the plug on the relationship, i won't feel a thing. |
I am not going to judge this young man....but i will say from his look that he was a pretty popular dude. First, you are a student and you plait your hair to school? Not in UNIBEN and certainly not in engineering faulty where we have crazy old lecturers and young lecturers like engr. Ariavbe (engineering drawing) who will willingly embarrass you. The truth is this guy must be a STRONG MAN, to be carrying himself and calling himself some funny nickname like AFRO. If them send you go school, please go to school.....na JEWS dey graduate, STRONG MEN dey die like fowl. Imagine the pain his family is going through......what a watse. |
This igbinedion guy is getting smart at this yearly ritual. He rations his sacrifice amongst his ITV staff, his university staff and students....so na lecturers turn this year and next year maybe na students!!! God dey look you o. |
[b]Dear Nairalanders, Let us be very frank in our assessment. The truth behind the crash of Dana airline is not that Dana's aircraft are too old to fly or that they have poor maintenance culture or because their pilots are poorly trained. The sad truth is that the ill fated Dana plane left abuja for lagos on "low fuel" but that fuel is enough to get them from Abuja to Lagos safely. Then what happened? Remember that our first lady, Patience was in lagos the same day that the Dana plane crashed!!! The airspace in lagos was "CLOSED" because our first lady was in town. The Dana aircraft was hovering around the airport for more than 30 minutes on low fuel and still the airspace was closed. Finally, the plane crashed when it finally ran out of fuel. I know that you have heard several stories about Dana having bad planes, but think of this. If the federal government suddenly gives dana the right to fly again after saying that dana has bad aircraft's, who is deceiving who? the government knows the truth and should be held responsible for killing innocent Nigerians for their "SELFISH" and stupid reason....If you are the wife of a president, why can't you allow other aircraft land after yours have landed? and the sad truth is that madam jonathan was not even at the airport....what a shame!![/b] |
There are indications that Gov. Adams Oshiomole of Edo State is in Canada awaiting the result of the Election Petition Tribunal in Benin City. According to the report, Adams Oshiomole is uneducated but he presented a "FAKE" school certificate which if found/proven to be true, will strip him off the governorship title and Charles Airhiavbere of the PDP will be declared winner.....Na wah oooo! Oshio Baba, na true? |
Good to see that d'banj is doing good....i'm not a fan though but i just think this dude is "blessed". The entire mavin crew can suck ur dick!!! |
Igbinedion don start again oo!!! We know weytin dey sup ooo! Every year na d same lvl.....take am easy now! |
My honest opinion is that this Cynthia girl is just another "C O M M O N - P R O S T I T U T E" that took her "prostitution" online with the aid of social network. Her parents should be ASHAMED of her because she died a SHAMEFUL death. The police found a V I B R A T O R in her bag......i think the guys that drugged and killed her are very foolish to have called the hotel to report her death....when you commit such crime the best thing to do is disappear, maybe travel to Ghana or Cameroon......God punish devil!!! |
Real recognize Real |
Your own good....i met a girl and i gave her a lift...she started telling me how she wanted to travel to dubai and she needs 150k for ticket. |
Will you guys stop insulting our first lady? For crying out loud if you speak that much english like our first lady, you need a rest in germany after every speech. So please, let it be known from now that after every speech, our first lady needs to be flown abroad for medical checkup because her english is poison to the ears.....case closed. |
When you spend 9million naira daily on feeding....it is easy to be poisoned. |
I'm just asking, who follows Idris on twitter? |

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