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Romance › Re: Things You Will Never Do In A Relationship Again? by crisycent: 5:02pm On Nov 11, 2012
Will never promise anything, I am about buying my other babe a bold5, and me still dey use torch. Mehn...I nor knw y I begin make promise oooo.... all this small small university girls too Sabi work.....if u knw weytin I mean.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Cant Ban Okada For He Belongs To The Working-Class, by crisycent: 4:57pm On Nov 11, 2012
On behalf of the governor and the good people of Edo state, I wish to welcome all displaced okada riders from Lagos state to Edo state. We are looking forward to a stiff competition between you and the locals hence reducing the price of transport drastically. However, remember that okada riders pay taxes in Edo state and we welcome your tax money. Once again, welcome to the ancient city of Benin.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Cant Ban Okada For He Belongs To The Working-Class, by crisycent: 4:50pm On Nov 11, 2012
acidtalk: SHUT UP!!!
Its because you haven't created good motorable roads in Edo state. Na ontop hill, ditch and dead zones people go drive pass? Of course we all know only bikes can pass through those death traps.


People don't be deceived. There is no one out of the entire 36 state governors that has the people at heart (maybe ONLY governor of Imo state)
You are a complete goat...point one state that doesn't have bad roads? Besides this oshiomole guy is doing is best, no Matt the rain in Benin city, 90% of the major roads are motorable ....come and see what is happening in Edo State. What is Lagos feeling like? Well let it be known to all lagosians that Fashola just increased the crime rate and you guys will have to sleep with both eyes wide open. How can you ban bikes when you don't have a functioning transportation system? Do you think banning okada will make Lagos a mega city overnight?
Fashion › Re: 14-Year-Old Nigerian Fashion Designer Debuts In London & Florida by crisycent: 4:30pm On Nov 11, 2012
Some pikin fine sha! Chai....nna mehn, if I enta dat side, I go show these girls sometin ooo!
Nairaland General › Re: Picture Of A One-eyed Goat Born In India by crisycent: 4:28pm On Nov 11, 2012
India don come again.....nor be snake this time na cow abi goat wen get one eye.
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Weirdest Dream You Have Had? by crisycent: 11:37am On Nov 11, 2012
I one had a dream that I bought a rolls Royce ghost and I met this pretty girl and took her straight to the bed, as I wan plug my lvl inside her own, my phone rang and I woke up. Guess who sen me the text message, MTN....mtchwwwww
Politics › Re: El Rufai Mocks Pastor Oritsejafor On Private Jet by crisycent: 11:32am On Nov 11, 2012
We all know that the members didn't buy the jet....our brother ebele Jona bought d jet for him to feel good like adeboye and his winners counterpart.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oritsejafor Gets Private-Jet As Birthday Gift From Church Members-(pics) by crisycent: 11:29am On Nov 11, 2012
I want a change of carrier, this my lvl no dey pay to d extent of private jet....na wah oooo!!! No wonder my guy web first folo me dey street don change carrier to pastor.
Family › Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by crisycent: 7:25pm On Nov 07, 2012
My little daughter is 4 and i have a portrait of Jesus Christ close to my bed.
My daughter will ask, "daddy, why does Jesus have long hair? is Jesus a girl?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Barack Obama Vs Mitt Romney : Election Night Thread by crisycent: 7:58am On Nov 07, 2012
Obama give me my visa oooooo!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nelson Mandela Banknotes Issued In South Africa by crisycent: 10:50pm On Nov 06, 2012
I think it is time for Nigeria to put the face of obasanjo on the proposed 5k note cos obasanjo was d first civilian president to loot without fear.
Politics › Re: Mansion Built For Minister Of Niger-Delta In Abuja (Pictures) - SaharaReporters by crisycent: 9:03pm On Nov 03, 2012
To all those hating on the minister, GUY GO BOIL MESS!!!! If police/efcc really one do their work for 9ja half of the population go dey jail.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Disses Freeze Of Cool FM by crisycent: 7:39am On Nov 03, 2012
allwestafrican: cant expected much from a grown child aka freeze

when dbanj and ikechukwu were beefing he was always fond of shouting ikechukwue dbanj is your oga etc on air.

not his fault him wrk na to yarn,and emsabi MISyearn
Dude, if grammar dey kill i for don die this morning, which kind english be this? "cant expeceted"...i beg o!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Disses Freeze Of Cool FM by crisycent: 7:39am On Nov 03, 2012
allwestafrican: cant expected much from a grown child aka freeze

when dbanj and ikechukwu were beefing he was always fond of shouting ikechukwue dbanj is your oga etc on air.

not his fault him wrk na to yarn,and emsabi MISyearn
Dude, is grammar dey kill i for don die this morning, which kind english be this? "cant expeceted"...i beg o!!!!
Politics › Fuel Scarcity In America? by crisycent(op): 8:48am On Nov 02, 2012
In parts of New York and New Jersey, drivers lined up Thursday for hours at gas stations that were struggling to stay supplied. The power outages and flooding caused by Superstorm Sandy have forced many gas stations to close and disrupted the flow of fuel from refineries to those stations that are open.

Entertainment › Re: Nominees For 2012 South-South Music Awards (SSMA) by crisycent: 7:52pm On Nov 01, 2012
Shout out to my man Andy Bello. I can see you are taking SSMA to the next level and that's what's up.
Crime › Re: Pastor Admits To Stealing Ipad In Ibadan by crisycent: 7:42pm On Nov 01, 2012
Hahahaha. This pastor don tire to see pastor Chris dey oppress with him iPad na why d guy vex steal one. Make dis guy serve 1year for prison.
Health › Re: The Facts And Myths Of Sickle Cell Disease by crisycent: 11:40pm On Oct 31, 2012
My sister and her husband are both AS. After the birth of their first child, it took 5 years before they had the second. This is not because she couldn't get pregnant but because whenever she's pregnant, they test the genotype of the baby in her womb and if it is SS, they abort. But thank God that they finally had to healthy AA male twin babies.

I suggest that if you truly love your AS partner, marry her but make sure you check the genotype of the baby in your wife's womb before you create problem for yourself. Sickle cell is not something anyone can cope with and you just can't help but feel sorry for people with this disease. In 2010, I lost a friend to sickle cell disease and I saw him literarily waste to death....Oghenekaro Brown Ifony....R.I.P
Crime › Re: Goat Thief Paraded In Lagos by crisycent: 11:30pm On Oct 31, 2012
This guy is lucky ooo. So dem no burn am?
Romance › Re: I Cheated And Lied But I Am Remorseful. How Do I Get Him Back? by crisycent: 11:39pm On Oct 30, 2012
First of all, you have to tell us the mileage on ur APUTE-REPUBLIC before we can advice. How many MILES u don take use ur APUTE-REPUBLIC take cheat on dis poor guy? I know say some people talk say APUTE no get meter, but I dey fit calculate mileage base on 1 side.
Politics › Re: Oyo’s First Lady Not Arrested - London’s Metropolitan Police by crisycent: 11:34pm On Oct 30, 2012
Na plane crash go kill una oooooo. Make una dey travel abroad like say na una papa money una dey take travel. Make una no forget say na cancer, hyper tension, diabetics dey follow dat office when una for they chop that money. Many don go and plenty go still go.
Celebrities › Re: Venus Williams Arrives In Lagos (Pictures) by crisycent: 11:29pm On Oct 30, 2012
highlandre: Welcome to Nigeria, a country of abundant human and natural reesources but poor talent management.
You are very correct. If you listen to rap/hip-hop music, you will hear her elder sisters name Yetunde Price on The Game's DREAMS track where he said....this is song is dedicated to Yetunde Price, sister of Venus and Serena Williams, who was killed in a gang shot out in Compton on sunday September 13 2003.

But Yetunde is her half sister though, dunno if the father is Nigerian.
Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Drug Lord (Episode 1, 2 & 3) by crisycent: 6:22pm On Oct 30, 2012
This one na HINT&HEART magazine story...
Romance › Re: How To Convince Your Boyfriend To Wait For Sex? by crisycent: 6:14pm On Oct 30, 2012
TELL HIM YOU ARE TREATING A SERIOUS INFECTION... grin grin grin grin HIM SUGARCANE GO HIDE INSIDE D BACO SACK[b]!!!
Travel › Re: Avoid Ukraine If Your Life Is Worth The Living by crisycent: 6:41am On Oct 30, 2012
I hope say INDIA no be like this ooooo? Cos i wan enter there next year. As e dey hot.
Politics › Re: Aki And Pawpaw Visit Flood Victims In Delta State (pictures) by crisycent: 6:33am On Oct 30, 2012
Damn.....these guys small sha!!!! This Uduaghan of a guy sef no get sense? weytin their visit cum do the flood? Shey the flood don go back to river niger?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Dancing Azonto (PHOTO) by crisycent: 8:29pm On Oct 27, 2012
@247naijagossip(f) Get a life!!
Celebrities › Re: Pictures and Video From Flavour's Night Club Launch In Enugu by crisycent: 8:28pm On Oct 27, 2012
Happy for you my brother.
Celebrities › Re: Stella Dimoko-Korkus Replies Jim Iyke by crisycent: 6:34pm On Oct 24, 2012
Half of you don't know how it feels to get a woman pregnant and probably think that she aborted the pregnancy only for her to comeup years later that you have a child especially when you are a "star". But its a good news though but you guys don't get it....maybe dis guy job just tear now!!! kai.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Charley Boy As 'Linda' by crisycent: 8:52pm On Oct 22, 2012
Dude you are too old for this bull sh!t.
Nairaland General › Re: Picture Of Python Killed In A Flooded House In Yenagoa by crisycent: 12:10am On Oct 20, 2012
See MEAT!!!
Car Talk › Re: Elite Cars Repopulate Nigerian Streets As Economy Booms by crisycent: 12:08am On Oct 20, 2012
These Rolls Royce are OLD modern....Men don dey drive GHOST!!! But my life go change if i get one of these cars. shocked shocked grin grin

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