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Who still dey pay all that money for internet wen beta level dey to bypass them? I now download movies thanks to my "better lvl" when i take dey bypass mtn.......make mtn go sheet for lagoon. |
Confirm, the death of his brother is to confirm his 2015 ambition....no holding back again. Since they refused his wife for the sacrifice as juju no fit chop juju, dem accept him broda. |
Belle and Brea5t same size? na wah o!!! |
Women begin to loose respect for you after the first day of sex.....especially when you didn't perform as they expected. |
Emmanuel Adebayo, Mario Balotelli |
i no dey live for gidi....thank you jesus. |
What in the world is she wearing? tiwa? |
Don't blame the soldier. He has been a "recruit" all his service life....as u can see dem Neva still give am uniform. This is the only way he can show off. |
This is the most silly thing the FRSC has ev done. What differentiates the old number plate from the new one? A sily Nigerian map? The new number plate has no security feature that will warrant changing the old one for.....I know from a very reliable source that the contract for the new numb plate was awarded to madam Goodluck Jonathan. Una do well ooooooo!!!!! But don't forget, na two dey enta dat Aso Rock and na one dey comont. |
This Nicky boobs sef.......hmmmmm! |
Don't hate Bruv, congratulate!! |
I hate driving with both hands on the steering because it constrains me and does not give room for good and fast maneuvers. I only drive with both hands on the steering wheel when i am traveling and driving between 160-180kph because i know i may hit a stone or pot-hole that may just suddenly turn my steering so i need enough power to handle such event. |
Can i really handle something like this in bed? I like my women slim so i can hit the OVOKO with less effort......as e dey hot!!! |
She has been flown back to hospital. |
I thought the FG bought some buses to ease the price hike of petrol? Where the buses at? The truth is that total deregulation will lead to stiff and healthy competition between various marketers but the truth is that in Nigeria, nothing goes as planned. These marketers will belong to one union that will increase petrol price every year and that is my real concern. I know deregulation will end the diversion of petrol from Nigeria to neighboring countries but the FG should give it a real thought before implementing full deregulation. |
No matter what separated us, I will always help if I could. If she did me wrong in the relationship, that is the reason why I would even help just to make her feel more stupid. |
poverty |
fat fool |
My girls bday comes up in a week. I am getting her either iphone5, samsung galaxy s3 or a bold5. God help me, i still dey use torch 1. hmmmmm...things we do for love. |
Is that a white woman holding him? hehehehehe.....i wonder how they will portray your abroad. |
Hate it or love it, Obahiagbon and Ihonvbere are the next governor and deputy governor. The only problem we will have is that when Obahiagbon becomes the governor, we will not understand half of the things he says. |
For those of you envious of elite Nigerians like my humble self that own private jet, please stop it. The reason we have private jets is not because we want to show off but because we are tired of the bad roads we have in Nigeria and due to the high rate of crime, even bullet proof cars can't protect us anymore as robbers now use dynamite and RPG. Please try and understand our situation. Signed, Chairman, Private Jet Owners Association of Nigeria (PJOAN). |
Too many fat girls |
Go for HIV test oo!!! |
Which kind scam be dis? dem dey sell plane 64m? abi na made in enugu plane? |
Male- Dwayne Wade Female- Serena Williams |
Men, if this level dey really pay, na to join the trade becos pipeline pass my village. Na to organize few local youths join body ooo. |
These Thai people na fool sha! Dem begin worship mutated animal.....Kai. |
I don't want to return blind so I won't. |
I hope mrs Jonathan has seen mrs Obama's pictures? Na so 1st lady suppose be, trendy and classy. Nor be d one wen wan use bomb kill us with her English. |
Yes o! |
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