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xtophy:
i will call my ever beautiful dumb wife

husband of dumb wife,
now that sounds cool.

damn! i too like Yoruba culture, i mean the parties, respect, the bogus attire...

i wish i had a good Yoruba...

chudidonas:
She did the right thing. Kudos to her.

You people mocking her looks and her refusal to the advances of a married man down should bury your heads in shame.

nobody is saying she didn't do the right thing, but it's no news, many ladies turn down married men everyday and it doesn't have to make nairaland front page and to think that there is nothing epic about the turning down is more annoying.

wait! is that all?

i was expecting some scintillating manoeuvres,

next time, if there's no good story to tell, just lie, it makes for good press,
like i stalked him to his house, then showed up in front of his wife, and he acted stupid, at least that will make a good read.

eminemkayc:
EMIN3M feat ROYCE DA 5'9 - Track Entitled FAST LANE

Living life in the fast lane
Moving at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line
So I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed
Just enjoying the ride
Just gon' roll til I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm living life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
I'm living life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal

you got me here,
infact most of Eminem's songs.

She may be right about trying to send it to someone else.

People make that mistake at times, some days ago, I received recharge card digits from a friend on WhatsApp, I wasn't in a hurry to load it, cos I don't think we are that close to a point of exchanging that kind of favor, I alerted him to that, unfortunately it was a mistake.

Puking is inevitable with A.

B all the way.

zik4ever:
Op, looks like it's Alhaji Abba Kyari who is Chief of Staff to PMB. Probably briefing him as part of absence management.

Chief of staff?

I thought chief of staff is supposed to be young, vibrant and smart.

cold:
Annie is fine with it. Was she not the one who suggested earlier that Pero should allow 2baba see his children? People just trying to stir up something that isn't there.

no mind them, someone that knew of the man's philandering from day one, yet she stuck to him.

Even average women with average husbands endure more BS, not to talk of one that is married to a celeb.

gozzlin:
Annie will forever remain loyal to Tuface despite all his excesses. She can't afford not to be. Being Tuface's wife means the world to her, she dares not leave him.

Sharp babes are watching and won't hesitate to swoop on Tuface should there be any crack in the marriage. They never born woman wey fit resist Tubaba even with all his philandering. Annie knows every every.

them born me

I can't resist his music, I can resist him, after all if I end up with him, I might risk going to prison for murdering one of them girls.

Being a celeb, I think is difficult at times, cos the media can sure make your life terrible plus the 99 problems an average human being has.

Case in point, the title of this thread.

CaroLyner:
if you had enough sense of reasoning.you woulda been able to decipher that comment

I will let that slide, cos for all I know I could be quoting a 12year old with a smartphone.

Roon9:
Dear nl,

About ur post on Anita Joseph yesterday, well, I checked her out on IG dis morning n daaaayuuuum.....cnt wait to get off work

So you will use her stuff to do the needful.

CaroLyner:
thats bulllll.even david in the bible danced that his kingsmen tot he was going nuts.
you can express yourself how you want in the house of God.

yeah, pls ladies go ahead and give your male neighbors lap dances as long as it is in the house of God and for God, it's cool.

iukpe:
OK, klubbers go and learn church dance if you plan to repent.

yeah strippers pls you can bring your poles to church and dance for God.

Michellla:
is it bad to dance in the presence of God again?

No,

But when one can't tell if you are dancing in a club or in a church, then it's a problem.

The word is moderation.

Michellla:
is it bad to dance in the presence of God again?

No, but when one can't tell if you are dancing in a church or club, it's a problem.

vizkiz:
y'all shouldn't start rejoicing cuz you now have "encrypted messages" and "ability" to text whatever you want on Facebook, whatsapp and some other social media giving you false hope.

The truth is that The government have a well ASSURED DECRYPTION PROGRAM running up with the homeland security. Lol the government is still watching fellas

The government cannot give so much power to the citizens,maybe it's even a ploy to get people to write more incriminating stuffs online.

janellemonae:
Baby no.4 u mean. They already have 3 kids together. Look at d 1st & 2nd picture. They're all there. The boy, d birthday girl and d last boy he's trying to carry from Pero.

but what the hell was Pero thinking?
I mean these days at least being baby mama seems fine, but babies mama, not just to two, but three, is wah o


Come to think of it, I'm here whiling away time with a movie which Annie is supposedly dragging man with her sisters. Déjà vu, i must confess.

waxxydude:
But tubaba sef. This pero ain't beautiful na or even sexy..

I thought so too,but I guess everyone is fine in their own way.

otiigba1:
*shaking in fear* this doesn't sound Romantic or sexy at all!
is this you trying to sound Romantic?

No, it's me trying to tell you we live in a world so deep, the guy maybe marrying that old lady for a green card or whatever, but it could also be for a whole lot of other reasons...

Some guys with mummy issues prefer older women too, same goes for ladies with daddy issues.

otiigba1:
*shaking in fear* this doesn't sound Romantic or sexy at all!
is this you trying to sound Romantic?

No, it's me trying to tell you we live in a world so deep, the guy maybe marrying that old lady for a green card or whatever, but it could also be for a whole lot of other reasons...

otiigba1:
what?! You are not into caninbalism are you? Oh! I know you are one of those who enjoys messing with dead bodies? *runs and hides under the bed-*

I bet you it's worse, go figure!

otiigba1:
well. You may be right. Having sex with an old aged pensioner? .who da hell fantasyses over that?
So what might be your sexual fantasies? i am hopping its not to do with old aged pensioner

if I tell you, then I will have to kill you.

Well, I used to think this of mine, but now that I'm all grown, I just think she was being human.

otiigba1:
what? And how did you know this? Are you an old lady?
My Golly! I find this your assumption very hard to believe .

As long as you believe there are Pedophiles...
You will be amazed at people's sexual fantasies.

They are men who can only get it up for old ladies.

Now that I have seen all these


I just want to be a vegetarian.

Walai! Song don finish for This life.

this Denrele might just develop arthritis play play or whatever it is this kind of rock he wears gives people.

Vinshu:
Not true. Broke niggas date the first but can't keep it up Nd marry the second. #Fact

guys you are still learning, if you think girls in the second pix are better.

As long as we are all alive, expect anything from life, roles can be reversed, some nig.ga might marry the first and have peace of mind, while the other might marry the second and meet his ancestors earlier than expected.
Personally, I like homely women, cos I would love to think I'm one, but I don't judge, people could surprise you.

amzee:
Somebody should please summarise all this epistle for me.

me too, I thought it was even the normal meme thing.


Anyway I can relate to any boarding school situation without reading this epistle, seeing I practically boarded in schools for the most part of my life.