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But why pencil?

Really?

greenermodels:
99%of Nigerian girls are like that, that's how one was impregnated at onitsha by a guy that claims to work in an oil company at asaba,the guy then claimed to have been transferred to abuja and disappeared. the olodo girl is still arguing till today that the guy is an oil worker whereas he's a trader.

Now, I have heard it all.

temmy6996:
it's just a dry cleaning outfit

if this is true, it's a perfect example of ambiguity

Another example for my research.

deb303:
and they say the whites are racist

Abi

I guess this is a case of learning from the masters, Pun intended.

Dinocarex:
I only know Morell and Classiq

Don't know even one.

At some point in this life, poverty and joblessness should be a criminal offence...

That Lagos Lady tho.

Oh Lawd,!

herzern:
Sir.

You are the man fit for the job.

*You won't award ghost contracts
*You won't pardon the lootinq of our commonwealth
*You won't pay Traditional Rulers dollars for your re-election
*You won't siphon Public funds for private use.



I BELIEVE IN THE GCFR.

you know that if you made this comment before 2015 elections, you would have gotten like 534 likes and counting,

But now just 8... Just saying

Pray?

Aufbauh:
Someone should tell Atiku that we are not going to be sway by his antics of speaking for the people all because of his insatiable quest for the Nigerian president.

When the right time comes we will open his book and his works and motives shall be made to pass through the lens.

Leave that thing, na so dem talk about Buhari, I have now come to understand the real meaning of the statement “Anything is Possible"

Atiku, FFK, Fayose, Amaechi...no be naija again

Anything is possible.

Greedgod:
how do you girl(s) sleep at night with such venom . May the Good Lord give u houseboy as husband .

you should be asked how you sleep at night,

Cos someone with a good heart should know that it isn't about drawing up a list of things to do by one person, but it's about both parties making sacrifices in order to have a perfect marriage.


What a misogynistic way of thinking, that being said, just get a robot for a wife, that way she won't even have to think of disobeying you 30 commandments, she will just be programmed to obey you.

Na only 30, e suppose reach like 1000 or more

31. Don't breathe again, just die.

soberdrunk:
Chai! Nah dis kain pikin person suppose carry go market exchange am with 2 "native fowl" use am do peppersoup, chop feel alright. It all boils down to "greed", its 'almost' impossible to scam someone who isnt "greedy"

e tire me o,

Wetin consign you with strangers and Goko cleanser, the only reason he followed them was cos he heard money, his two antenna ears became heightened.

Stupedinluv:
U go blame us? even if we manage write, our parents go do like say dem no see am

my mum was shocked the day I sent a text saying I love you.

And to think I couldn't say it to her face but via a text.

dikeigbo2:
Happy birthday to her....but why must the governor and some of his associates be wearing this winter scalf?

And why are people just fat fat in that pix?

TheSonOfMark:
No, she's not. I might be a Christian but one with a discerning mind who appreciates art for what it is.

The photographer/visual artist is portraying religion as a chain, a leash which limits humanity in a way albeit an obscene display to jar our senses and, yes, to be controversial.


Whether I agree with the message being passed across is a different issue entirely but this is art and it's powerful.

powerful symbolic art my brother, very powerful,

That's all I see.

Pascalville:
Senate has passed the law against jungle justice...Nigerians have definitely turned deaf ears to this.... I don't blame them, instead I support them every bit...that how they stole my laptop of 150k from my house....I don't pity thieves anymore... Theres no excuse to sure thing tho nobody is a saint.

that's why they too ain't pitying, cos some of them are there watching their colleagues get burnt, it makes them even more hardened, so definitely they will vent their anger on the next victim.

Ishilove:
Op I don't get...you got married 12-12-16... December 12, 2016?

Or you mean 12-11-2016...

Anyhu, congrats. This is a memo to all ladies rejecting PMs. Your Mr Right may just be that pesky PM sender who sends you a minimum of 15 PMs per week. Pick up his call!

na true o, and I no dey reply my PMs, I go begin dey reply Infact with all the

From ATM stand to Altar
From Bus stop to Altar
From “Boring day who is up for a chat" to Altar and the host of others, I go begin begin dey frequent all these places, and reply every chat.

Story!

Curioussme:
Hi guys, I've been in a relationship for about 4 years now. We've never had sex, am a virgin and he knows. Though we smooch and do everything except sex cos we agreed at the beginning of the relationship to wait till marriage . Last time I went visiting him, to my surprise he went and bought condom, saying he got it to avoid stories that touch. Well he later tried having sex with me, which I refused. I noticed he wasn't happy after then. Do you guys think I should have given in? This is his first time behaving like this, dunno what happened

this is what kills me

You smooch, kiss...
I don't know people will get it that being a virgin originally meant complete abstinence from anything that will lead to sex, not abstinence from penetration, no wonder the guy is not taking your virginity seriously, I mean which tasty man gets to a water source and would not want to have a drink.

DaddySLY:
i dey run from tis types

Trust me you need to run, these ones have sociopathic tendency.

Omotayor123:
I wonder who started the 7 years old thing.
I think the man got what he deserve.

Say No to Stealing and Violence.

from day one I argued with anyone that said he was a 7 year old boy, mere looking at the picture shows different, yet people swallowed the lie hook line and sinker,

Though jungle justice is still a no no for me.

Amusaopeyemi:
That part where Milan told Ghost that "in my experience when you save a man and that of his son they can be close......" got me. Ghost is so selfish and foorish, ko gbon at all. I mean is that how they always sack somebody? An again, Tasha freaking covered for him yet he couldn't respect her and move to the toilet while talking to Angela. Silly a$$ nig.g.a. He and Angela kind of deserve each other and every bad thing that comes to them (Ode meji). I want to see some chemistry between my 'Eminem' (Tommy) and Tasha jare.
I'll miss Lobos too, funny guy. *in lobo's voice* "that's odd, so is this"

NB
Tommy needs hearing aid, they keep talking about his un-born kid in the same room with him anyhow and the guy no dey hear nothing. Hiannnnnnnn
Milan is the new Badass. Ghost will surely need him against Kanan.

jeez I thought I'm the only one that thinks Tommy is Eminem's doppelganger. That's why I like him.

bolt000:
Sincerely Tho, I was very happy Holly died.. i just didnt like her, she always brought nothing to the table, and was fond of making stupid decisions.

exactly, she died?
I'm yet to see season 3.

I almost killed the B..itch myself when she looked Jamie in the eye and said ghost. Lol

Priceless200:
Who also wants her dead in the series like me...? #HomeBreaker #Bit*ch...

you just took the words from me

Bit..CH! Tasha maybe bad, but a woman that loyal should be taken care of
Loyalty does it for me.

ghettowriter:
If you dial 112 (Nigeria's National Emergency Number) a representative answers the call and asks why you are calling. if its a fire incident they call the closest fire service to your location to deploy men to the place. If you are stranded, they call in police to help you. those are some of the services they offer.


(I know this is a bad idea; but you can try giving them a prank call to testify).

wow! Honestly I didn't know that works here.

abuayman:
Yhur Ovulation time so dat bele go enter shapshap

or no go enter
Just saying..

ghettowriter:
•Your state's zip code.

•Nigeria's general emergency number: 112 or 199 (those numbers work even if there is no credit or full network in your phone. you can even dial them on a password protected phone)

And what happens after you dial them?

Fan craze,

If na oyinbo, na to file restraining order with speed

M17CXi:
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even
a drop of paint on their habits.



After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in
the nude.



In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls out one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a male voice from the other side of the door.



The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and deciding that no
harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open
the door.
"Nice tits, sister," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?

Good pun just like the skip a day post.

teejaypee:

yeah, though almost everyone is no longer interested in TVD

exactly, I'm not anymore.