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timoteus:
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS CONVERSATION:

Several men were in the changing room of Ikoyi Golf Club in Lagos.

Then a mobile phone on a bench rang and a man engaged the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.

MAN: "Hello.

WOMAN: Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: What’s wrong with your voice darling?

MAN: Nothing really, just tired!

WOMAN: Ok. I am at the Shoprite shopping mall inside wranglers and found this beautiful Versace leather coat. It's only =N=119,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure,…go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2016 model and it's unbelievable. Should I order it for my 35th birthday? Pleeeese?

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: N38 million.

MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking N148.5m. Remember Its at Victoria Garden City, the house is so beautiful!

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of =N=148,000,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 500 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.

WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!

MAN: Bye! I love you, too.

The man hung up. The other men in the changing room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...

He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know the owner of this phone?"

This man is guilty of murder.

teejaypee:

nobody is screaming because everyone is addicted to TO.

TVD lost it a long time ago

I thought it wasn't until 2017.

And I can't even wear common bum short to comot my domot.

Lawd have mercy!

Brb

Call me evil,
Truth is I have never asked our girls to be brought back from day one, cos the whole thing is too political to be true, now look at this pikin and old mama .

discoprophet:
Strictly bullsh*t..

What do you mean by 'prime'? If a lady finds it necessary to start doing all these only at her supposed prime(according to you), then I smell desperation and you know what desperation does in this kind of situation. What's all these with ladies and marriage sef? You see a lady of 22,23 flaunting marriage talks already. Seriously these kinda stuffs bring out some level of insecurity in them and make them act b*tchy most times.

This is being fake

Exactly, this is the kind of stereotype that drives women to desperation which some end up getting doomed.

Later this same set of humans will hang Buhari for saying his wife belongs to the other room.

dollyjoy:
Not a fan of "Dos and Don't" abegi, life is too short to be spent on obeying norms.

don't mind them,
Some people think life is a manual, where if 1+1 gives 2
I once told someone that I can't date a married man cos I don't want someone to date my husband, unfortunately he was a married man, so he asked me “does it mean all women whose husbands are cheating once slept with someone's husband"?

Bottom line, good doesn't always win neither does evil.

Ab025:
nawa ooo....what is this world turning into...

how can people deliberately mock and even mimic a rape....

it beats me too,

Has the world become this insensitive or is social media really frying up people's brain.

Dating a co worker is a no no for me.

Not that It can not happen, but I really don't want it to.

gypsey:
i guess we will never know until we die then we find out how it is.

yeah, I guess so too.

gypsey:
over were? I don't believe there is anything like over there, perhaps there is who are we going to ask? Oh! Let's look for some one who has been there and back. What say you?

and i think it's definitely over speeding and i suspect some one tampered with the car.

The point isn't if there is an “over there" or not, but how it is after they slip into this state(death).

Bossforeva:
Are you a G-boy detector?

what's that anyway?

Over speeding or drunk driving maybe,

BTW, when someone dies we actually feel bad for them, but have we ever asked ourselves, if they actually feel happier and comfortable over there than here and wish we could be happy for them, or maybe they don't even feel anything at all, which leaves the burden more on us the mourners.

Just thanking.

I can really relate to number 14…sometimes I just look at the topic, open the thread, if the post is too long, I travel down to comments.

Just fasten your seat belts, especially today Sunday cos these are the kind of testimonies you will hear.

Goodluck to you all.

Maybe he is also a part time biology teacher.

I have so boarded my whole life, I consider my hotels home.

I'm not a Muslim, but I stand with this,

I have always said that marriage especially these days isn't really based on love, but loyalty, honestly if I get loyalty and respect, that's enough, cos after all, with all the love purported in marriage, abuse and divorce are still prevalent.


BTW, why was I asked to do some kind of declaration before posting here?

gypsey:
it baffles me the way some of you appears dissappointed that these criminals has been caught.
It should not matter how they were caught, Good thing is, they have been nabbed!

yes we love them being caught, but question is how were they caught?

Did people just suddenly get good at their jobs or is it a case of aggrieved criminals cheated out of the loots carrying out vengeance on fellow criminal or even a big fat rat.

wheredemdey:
Someone ratted out these guys.... There is absolutely no way the grossly incompetent Nigerian security agencies would have known that drugs were hidden in those objects.... It's not possible.


Moral of the story is that we should all be mindful of in-house enemies.... People that pretend they are our friends and family but will be the first to rat us out.


That's all

Exactly

U don't just stumble on this quantity of drugs, or they didn't insure the dirty cops as usual.

decatalyst:
Wow!

This belle dey fear me. E be like say eim wan drop

This dude is a good loader

There's gotta be like 4 little people in that sort of belly o

Haute:
Shortyy, what do you know about the art of 'choking a chicken'?

Google it.

choking a chicken is a thing?

Pls tell me

Some guy should wife her already.

See full force of the law cos na CBN Governor wife

This yeye news where me and my friend argue today,

Why is it always dick, why not his head.

Yeye dey smell!

Cos I can't really relate to anything going on there anymore, I went today after a while, felt like I was trying so hard to fit in.


so so fake testimonies of CGPA upgrade by God, through doing of rigorous soul winning, last time i checked even the bible says study to show yourself approved...it's only in Nigeria that studying to pass exams is a miracle.

Don't know which is worse though...

BlackMystery:
Mixing business and pleasure..not advisable Boo

my thoughts exactly, it could go quite sour.