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amanikondo:
Look at you, Where I dey now, I be James. How do you want Oyinbo to pronounce ATUTUPOYOYO.

how the hell do yo pronounce Tchaikovsky or tchotchke?

that part wanted to just make me rush out to download, cos I really wanted to see how the play in hope, I guess the guy's episode is different.

thenny312:
yea so emotional Dat u had to add ur own story lol
I can't remember where hope felt their pain, wu can help me out? Lol

micodon:
You just had to spoil this thread abi? The Bible was completed ages ago, but it's info is modern... Your reasoning is why it took scientists time more than necessary to find the shape and other facts about the earth.... They rejected the Bible.

I love science.... I am a thinker.... But I never discredit the Bible

but one can't also discredit science like that guy tried to do.

johnydon22:
so anything not written in the bible is nonsense to you?

This exactly when religious beliefs becomes dangerous, it diminishes our youths and mars our intellectual evolution keeping Africa in sheepish ignorance that even the whites who brought these religions here have abandoned it.

well i don't see "Phone" in the bible why are you using one, drop the ancient book and pick up educating books this is the 21st century not a bronze age period.

#Sighs . . . I weak

https://cdn-7.normalbreathing.com/images-2011/man-sighs.jpg

Thank you jare

Shey nairaland dey bible?

Things people don't understand, they try to shield it with religion, people should stop making my God seem dumb.

SirWere:
Twinkle Twinkle little star

How I wonder what you are

Up above the sky so high


Like a Dia- oh sh!t it's a galaxy





One question though; what do you call the space between galaxies

The star...

No so little anymore now, is it?

Sometimes I just want to doubt the existence of God, but all these is a just a reminder that he does exist and he is supreme.

I mean how can Man explain this, let me paraphrase a quote from Lucien(TO)

" There are huge, great and inexplicable things in this world and in the face of them, man is nothing".

Akposkool:
Ashley coco. Was that her birth name? I thought her name was bimbo adeleke? Lol Nigerians claiming foreign names.
Na so omotejokhwo for my area say her name na mirabel. I was like WTF*****

no be inferiority complex, I guess we are gradually going back to the slavic days, this time it isn't forced, we want it ourselves.

MrPresident1:
Nairaland is crawling with people who have received the mark of the beast but are blissfully unaware, they are thinking someone is coming to grab them and insert RFID chips into their bodies, lol. Sorry to burst your bubble, no one is implanting any rubbish into anyone's body. RFID chips is all part of the elaborate deception plan of satan to make you blissfully unaware until you are punished with him.

if you think like a beast, talk like a beast, act like a beast, you have already received the mark of the beast. You are already one with the beast. You are already a beast. The mark of the beast is the think pattern, acts, deeds, culture, traditions, and orientations of the beast.

Repent whilst there is still time, although I doubt if there is still time.

It is all over!

I laughed my eyes out reading this.

Seriously?

I'm sure this is what Timaya will soon start doing

I don't even need this thread to tell me that.

I know I'm a phone addict already, or how else would someone just wake up in the night and the first thing is I reach out for is my phone.

Sometimes I just want to smack me.

ZIMDRILL:
why would keep the spare key inside the car

one of the reason for a spare key is not to be locked out so if the car locks you out then the set is locked in

the best place is the same place you keep your other important things eg document like birth certificate etc

what if you are locked out in the middle of nowhere
For instance, by 11pm in one small village with no light and notorious for cannibalism, not to mention those ones that could rob for Africa.
Pls note, just when you are about to bring out your phone and make a call, kpom! Kpom! Kpom! Battery dead!
Lobatan!

What is wrong with being bald anyway, makes me remember a scene from black list where Aram was worried about his hairline receding, Samar had the following words for him

"women don't really care if you are bald, just don't get fat"
although I know some women do, all I'm just saying is that if you are cool and perhaps rich, who gives a rat's azz if you are bald.

Happy birthday to all those born in the month of may, and to those born today, we rock!

solution 1: raise jamb and post UME score, make i see how them wan take enter
except na thru back door, Education is not meant for everybody, i have seen so many successful entrepreneurs who are not educated, go learn a trade or something, after all, all these millions wey dey graduate them see work?

Rubbish!

okay naw.

lilzcee:
na crime?

do you think it is?

lilzcee:
He died the yr i was born a legend gone, a legend born

you were born in 1997?

Hmmm.

Not that I think the president is trying to islamize the country

But a pix of a handshake with a certain clergyman proves he isn't?

I Neva thought I will say this about women,

But I think men(not boys anyway) need to start conducting psych.evaluation of women they want to marry, I mean like part of the marriage rites before actually marrying them.

I have always been on the originals side, no matter how much they deal with others to save themselves, seriously I don't care about Divina,I'm happy she died sef, she dug her own grave when she exhibited yet another one of her teenage exuberance by bringing kol back, but for once, I just wanted Marcel to be helped, that dude has been through alot for them and cos of them, but they betrayed him yet again,


I don't care anymore what Marcel does to them, though I would have love the originals to come out strong in the end, but there's just something about treachery, it turns my stomach. I think loyalty should be reciprocated even when there is no love.

As for VD, I don't know what the writers are doing, Anoda season? wetin dem wan show again?
By the time season 8 comes, I just might be busy watching more interesting series.

nikkypearl:
Yvonne Nelson

Angela Okorie

Martha Ankomah are just damn pretty without makeup..the rest are just there!

for me, it's totally Martha Ankomah.

joseph1013:
A man was having an argument with his wife. Wife is known to be extremely aggressive and violent. Wife holds man by shirt collar, squeezing and screaming. In a bid to escape the situation, man struggles with wife to leave his shirt alone......a little push and she fell...her head a hard surface and died.

Did he intend to kill her or was it an accident? Was he wrong in trying to escape her aggression? Should he have avoided to free himself from her stranglehold?

PS: I'm not saying this was what happened but what if?

Bro, take this guy's case already in court and argue for manslaughter, judges look for intent anyway, he didn't intend to kill her.

ireneony:
Beautiful so unfortunate her husband is a chronic womaniser

if it's true that her husband really cheats, it's either men are truly insatiable or looks aren't everything.

gbens2000:
Al those was just trying to reassure him she was still with him am guessing they started having issues b4 dr Sid wedding I suspect.i swear marriage is so overhyped that ppl just feel it's a perfect world.its a crazy world























But am still waiting for irene or kashybaby who go talk yes first

very crazy world.

One institution that scares the crap out of me.
For those who are actually able to pull it off,
Much respect.

LORDSAMURAI:
BCAUS INDEED IN REALITY, MY WAR NAME IS LORDSAMURAI, WE SAIL THROUGH THE GREATEST SEAS BEYOND THE EARTH AND CRUSH ANY CRUSHABLE, OP I KNOW U WNT UNDASTAND.

if it is what I think you mean, then it isn't good.

Isomerizm:
When I saw that guy, I was expecting another papatunde.

that papatunde eh!
I don't know if I should say he hyped or disgrace African witches.

opylas:
TVD is becoming crappy... Everyone is everyone's best friend. If loving were as easy as painted in TVD, life would be a complete and utter disaster. Elena alone dated Matt, Stefan, Damon, the medical genius (can't remember his name). Caroline... Damon, Tyler, now Stefan, later Alaric (married). They really shouldn't have made Stefan and Caroline what they turned out to be in S5/6 (lovers), it just doesn't make sense, they were perfect as friends. I always hit the forward key in their "make-out scenes."

I liked Kai ...lolz. He was hilariously villainous. He kinda reminded me of Niklaus.

...."Well, these two, I, uh, hung off a stairwell railing. Then I put a hunting knife in her abdomen, and him I drowned in the pool. He kept fighting me. I was like, "I saved you for last, you ungrateful little ba..." Anyway, that was that."

Another thing: That huntress girl could have been taken out by both Damon and Stefan at the hospital, same way she could have been taken down by Julian and co. back then. She could have been locked up, and her sword seized (again) by the brothers. She could have been killed over and over till she maxed out her very many lives. Lolz.... I guess I just didn't like the fact that Stefan had to go all "Usain Bolt." But the story has to go in the direction they want, right? I believe it's how movies get to be interesting - when they don't always go in the direction we desire.

you got me at the dating part, sometimes I wonder if oyibos truly date that way, or the writers just use it to continue the story, how can a girl date the entire guys in her town?

Here in naija, we have a word for that.

prisiluv:
...No wonder he likes travelling

i knew this was the first thing i was going to se

AdeLaNa1:
Please, na beg i dey beg. Can someone help me kill Davina already?? Abi kini gbogbo nonsense yi.... > >

She's been annoying since season 1. She keeps acting like she's d biggest baddest witch in town.

This time, she went a step too far. She keeps blaming Klaus for every bad thing dat has happened to her. Well she's messed with Klaus for d last time. I hope she gets to die a very painful and excruciating death and i hope its Klaus dat gets to kill her. Rubbish!! > >


As for Marcel, dat one is a fôôl. He hands dem the heart and den he tries to stop the spell. He sides with the Mikealson's today, and goes against dem tomorrow. Dat nigga needs to pick a side mehn. Now dat the sire line is broken, dude should just pick a struggle so we can know where his loyalties truly lie. Enough of all these back and forth.

As for Klaus, even with his sire line severed, an army of vampires still never plenty reach to kill him. They no born dem well > >

#TeamKlaus

wow! Someone shares my views on Davina, I don't even know if the writers just want to portray teenage rashness, from season one, she's just been annoying.