Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 11:51am On Feb 21, 2016 |
Eke40seven: LoL. I could imagine your CHEST heaving in happiness. Why the BUST of excitement? cos I like it when you nail it like that. God I love puns, you, painpill, novakane and the other guys are killing it. |
Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda's Traditional Marriage Official Photos by Crixina(f): 10:27am On Feb 21, 2016 |
Monalisa is married? Where on earth have I been? What else have I missed? |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 10:09am On Feb 21, 2016 |
Eke40seven: Nice one at painpill. Its you Vs. Novacane now. My Gay puns.... Thailand is the most gay tolerant country in Asia, no Wonder the capital says, "Bang-c.o.c.k!" yes! Yes! Yes! |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Crixina(f): 5:42pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
Okay, so I was feeling a little slighted by TO fans on this thread, cos I was busy slugging it out with TVD, so luck smiled on me and I found TO and cleared it off in one week, I must say TO is more action packed, Elena was really a buzz kill, I guess, cos seeing Klaus now, Damon would have been a good him for TVD.
So What is it now I'm reading here about the new episode of TO?
Jackson dead? I knew the writers are hell bent on igniting Elijah and Haley's love story.
Cami a vamp? About time someone lost that innocent human vibe.
Aurora? God have mercy on her poor vampire soul.
Okay enough, Jaymaestro do you even blink while watching these series? Cos the most confusing parts for me in those series is witch business,other sides, and coming back stuffs. |
Romance › Re: Man's Tweets About An 11-Year-Old Girl Go Viral by Crixina(f): 3:49pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
Dear future husband, i hope you will be okay if we have just boys, cos i don't ever want to commit murder or suicide.
your concern wife. |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With The Super Natural by Crixina(f): 3:36pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
mylordship: true bro, dis is why i dnt go to the market bcaus i always see things that are unbelievable bro, please can you see if i'm getting a good job anytime soon, i really need one, who knows if you can, you can turn it into a venture, seeing girls with heads upside down is a freakkking waste of seeing talent. |
Literature › Re: E. Fantasy(short Stories) by Crixina(op): 8:16pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Happy splendid new year to yo all darlings.
well, this year i'm working on more write ups, and also seeing the possibility of bringing an end to these breaks in transmission. i promise to be back and better. |
Celebrities › Re: Emma Nyra Puts Camel Toe On Display In Sexy Outfit [PICS] by Crixina(f): 4:29pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
She's even uncomfortable in the outfit. |
Celebrities › Re: Trey Songz Yabs Senator Ben Murray-bruce, Nigerians Come For Him by Crixina(f): 6:33pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
boboLIL: Oyibos don't av respect oh... Imagine calling my grandfather baby? Lolss....
U gotta work on this Lalasticlala baby... Lolss
Na joke oh bfr u ban me. no respect at all o walai, I swear. |
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Wears New Look, Fans React (See Photos) by Crixina(f): 9:38pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
jeloser:
she's still ugly... I dnt just like dis lady exactly, I have always been indifferent towards celebrities, but I don't just know why with Cynthia Morgan, it tilts more to the hate line. |
Family › Re: . by Crixina(f): 4:52pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Yuzedo, very nice piece and true.
Sometimes when I talk to him, I can almost swear I hear the emotional neglect in his voice or maybe that's just my conscience nagging me.
But love on all sides has never been stronger. |
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Finally Speaks On Olamide Stealing His Musical Ideas by Crixina(f): 1:29pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Musicians be struggling for wack lines, Shake it, don't break, it took your mama nine months to make it.
Is that all you ve got.
I hope I have succeeded in being lousy at least for once on nairaland? |
Celebrities › Re: Uzodinma Iweala ''Proposes'' To Genevieve Nnaji On The Red Carpet (Pic) by Crixina(f): 3:57pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Genevieve too like shoe Wey dey like this. |
Literature › Re: Uzodimma Iweala, Author Of "Beasts Of No Nation" by Crixina(f): 11:24am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Trust fund kids  |
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shares Raunchy Photo With Woman by Crixina(f): 3:19pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
I'm all for crazy things, but this one is moral decadence.
I hope our kids don't read morality in books someday, like most of us read stories of the first world war. |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Crixina(f): 5:09am On Dec 14, 2015 |
annie17: itz mid season finale,they are all goin on break Thank you. |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Crixina(f): 7:52pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
Someone pls enlighten me Is episode 9 the season finale for vampire diaries, cos it is always 22episodes?
Is TVD and TO like twin series? |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation Ladies? (photo) by Crixina(f): 11:41am On Dec 13, 2015 |
mummydirect: my dear it depicts you as the first person in his life and also to let people know always that here is somebori by his side. So being in the front sit with your man shows ownership and a way of telling those cheap girls on the street who wouldn't take their eyes off a car to see who is in there, that there is no vacancy. U get ritttttt your spirit is strong o  |
Culture › Re: Only The Ooni Of Ife Can Inherit The Late Ooni’s Widows Says Tradition(pictures) by Crixina(f): 9:58am On Dec 13, 2015 |
crispgg: People always misinterprete this yoruba tradition. There are two reasons why this is done. 1. Back in the day, yoruba kings were seen as demi-gods and highly revered. Therefore it was thought not to be proper for the young widows who were still young enough to remarry be taken up by mere mortals. Hence, another Oba must inherit them.
2. For the older wives, some of them very old. Who would take care of them if the new Oba sends them packing from the palace? Hence, he is also to become their husband thereby guaranteeing their sustenance till death. He might not even set eyes on them till they die. But he has the responsibility for their well being. That is the whole essence of this practice Thank you jare, some people here think when they say marry, it means sleep with them. |
Culture › Re: Only The Ooni Of Ife Can Inherit The Late Ooni’s Widows Says Tradition(pictures) by Crixina(f): 9:54am On Dec 13, 2015 |
kestolove95: Na dix old old tin pesin go inherit?..let dem remain window or go gt a young guy isn't the new oba a young man suitable for them? |
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by Crixina(f): 9:38am On Dec 13, 2015 |
AlfaSeltzer: What of his ability to ignore all those jewish virgins walking around nazareth and looking for husbands? Now this one is epic. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Attends Funeral Service In Cotonou (Photos) by Crixina(f): 8:26am On Dec 11, 2015 |
Buhari.
The honourable minister of Tourism! |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Crixina(f): 12:52pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
UjSizzle: Doesn't matter. Jo' is dead. The kids will know only Caroline as mother. Maybe when they're older someone will explain how a bunch of witches magically transported them to Caro's belly.
I wonder who the hunter is. those hunter tho, Matt should better not start what he might not finish. In Damon's voice- that badge does not take away the fact that you are human. But that Enzo sha needed to be taught a lesson, his own is too much. |
Culture › Re: The Wife & Daughter Of Ooni Adeyeye Enitan-Ogunwusi by Crixina(f): 8:21am On Dec 09, 2015 |
So this is my co-wife and step daughter to be? Nice to meet you guys  |
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Gets Her Teeth Braced (photos) by Crixina(f): 6:32pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
jnrbayano: She is beautiful in an ugly way more like she is ugly in a beautiful way. |
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Blasted Over Not Having A Regular Job Post by Crixina(f): 1:47pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
 commitcrime: Why don't they try to understand his message? He wasn't taunting anyone! Nigerians re quite sensitive this days
End Time Why won't we be sensitive when the economy is getting harsher. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by Crixina(f): 1:38pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Me that stay in toilet for 100hrs and hate being disturbed while at it, how do I cope with this shhiit? |
Literature › Re: E. Fantasy(short Stories) by Crixina(op): 10:19am On Dec 07, 2015 |
kayceerilyn: Next week since October
This is a joke hmmmm, I no even want talk o, cos I know say I don fall plenty people hands #hiding. |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Crixina(f): 4:49pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Adek15: Elijah: he doesn't trust Klaus again from the look in his eyes both from the end of last episode and end of this episode because of Klaus's love for Aurora and I think that might be the end of them all. As for TVD. Why is that blonde heretic more powerful than others? I mean Stefan's supposed baby mama couldn't unlink lily and her bf meanwhile she can and she isn't even the first heretic. Damon couldn't even forgive his mum even in death because of fucking Elena... I don't just have words to describe him. Lily's bf really love her!!! Damon really pissed me off there, even Stephan was pained. I almost hated Vampire diaries because of the drag for Elena, yet even in her supposed coma or death, she is still being a weakness. Yeah that Julian guy loved her after all, he's just manipulative. "oh my sweet foolish girl, I had already unlinked us". |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Crixina(f): 4:44pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Adek15: Elijah: he doesn't trust Klaus again from the look in his eyes both from the end of last episode and end of this episode because of Klaus's love for Aurora and I think that might be the end of them all. As for TVD. Why is that blonde heretic more powerful than others? I mean Stefan's supposed baby mama couldn't unlink lily and her bf meanwhile she can and she isn't even the first heretic. Damon couldn't even forgive his mum even in death because of fucking Elena... I don't just have words to describe him. Lily's bf really love her!!! Damon really pissed me off there, even Stephan was pained. I almost hated Vampire diaries because of the drag for Elena, yet even in her supposed coma or death, she is still being a weakness. |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Crixina(f): 7:58pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
dubylhover: yes now..boone..d very first person to die on d island Gosh! was that Damon, he was damn skinny then and not the Damon I know. |
TV/Movies › Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by Crixina(f): 8:46am On Nov 20, 2015 |
Odkboy23: The writers should have mercy on stefan like WTF
"My girlfriend is pregnant (with twins), by my brothers best friend, who is also the uncle of my ex girlfriend, (who is now dating my brother)..........also , I am having mixed emotions about a different ex girlfriend. ooooh ....and my mom's dick of a boyfriend reminds me of my real dad ( who was horrible to me) you totally summarized Stefan's life in less than five sentences. |