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LaRoyalHighness: Lol... eyen eka mmi! abadie e?

eyen nkan nnyin abadie? Lol

kaka22: I don't translate curses ... Maybe you should get language translation app.

u post curses but u don't translate them.
Typical Nigerian way of life.

[quote author=imas]You obviously have not been to Aba in Abia State, you need to wear a nose mask in that place.[/capital of dirty in Nigeria.

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Who the heck are these people rock stars?

ahnie: what z this one saying biko nu?

in simple terms,mind ur business.

ahnie: no mind her.

oh sister don't beat urself up,I get it,that's how u feel wen u r side chick no.ten

akpanikpe: De deer dey deceive your self.

unamikot!

Are u jealous?

My boyfriend does more and better
Oh! I don't even have to be pregnant or married

Btw who is jnr pope,shebi na pope Francis?

After seeing 12 years a slave,I won't be so shocked abt how crappy half of a yellow sun might be.

Some over hyped things end up that way.

See technology,when will naija get here?

I bin know say this topic go make FrontPage.

This chick is bottom line crazy or should I say creative.

They broke up?

I can only do this after 3 glasses of strong vodka,then commit suicide when I'm sober.

Geez! I can see why there's little room for reconciliation.

Truth is I don't wanna meet this guy.

echobee: Story for d gods

na real story for d gods.

Really? I hav to comment on kim's arse?

Oooooh!here I was praying the October 13th date be extended to like say January next year

#sad#

ebukaOtika: Viewing dis topic 150 guests and 200 House Owners,.,,,Crixina my love how na,,.?


Rfella abeg come help me finish this Weed abeg,,,,

since when u don dey love me?

Holy dick...this got me cracking.

Bobby4090: The Man's residence thats off Opebi street, Ikeja is called "white house". Its big and painted house. While his family have been out for 16 years, the "White house" is being populated by single unclad girls who call themselves church workers and the man is comfortable with that arrangement for reasons best known to him. This was one of the early roots of the divorce case because the man has refused to send them away or rent a place for them even after the wife and his daughters told him to. I was there once December last year, looks like a club house.

thanks for that explanation.then why should the divorce be a surprise to us all?am not judging but a guy who runs a playboy mansion doesn't exactly fit the profile of a pastor.though I know some folks will see nothing wrong with that.

Pls I saw smthing abt white house and girls who are being asked to move out...immorality and stuff,pls can someone explain all that to me?

Hard to comment cos I really don't like weddings

collins123: 1. Not traveling when you had the chance.

Traveling becomes infinitely harder the older you get, especially if you have a family and need to pay the way for three-plus people instead of just yourself.

2. Not learning another language.

You’ll kick yourself when you realize you took three years of language in high school and remember none of it.

3. Staying in a bad relationship.

No one who ever gets out of a bad relationship looks back without wishing they made the move sooner.

4. Forgoing sunscreen.

Wrinkles, moles, and skin cancer can largely be avoided if you protect yourself.

5. Missing the chance to see your favorite musicians.

“Nah, dude, I’ll catch TuBaba next time they come through town.” Facepalm.

6. Being scared to do things.

Looking back you’ll think, What was I so afraid of?

7. Failing to make physical fitness a priority.

Too many of us spend the physical peak of our lives on the couch. When you hit 40, 50, 60, and beyond, you’ll dream of what you could have done.

8. Letting yourself be defined by gender roles.

Few things are as sad as an old person saying, “Well, it just wasn’t done back then.”

9. Not quitting a terrible job.

Look, you gotta pay the bills. But if you don’t make a plan to improve your situation, you might wake up one day having spent 40 years in hell.

10. Not trying harder in school.

It’s not just that your grades play a role in determining where you end up in life. Eventually you’ll realize how neat it was to get to spend all day learning, and wish you’d paid more attention.

11. Not realizing how beautiful you were.

Too many of us spend our youth unhappy with the way we look, but the reality is, that’s when we’re our most beautiful.

12. Being afraid to say “I love you.”

When you’re old, you won’t care if your love wasn’t returned — only that you made it known how you felt.

13. Not listening to your parents’ advice.

14. Spending your youth self-absorbed.

You’ll be embarrassed about it, frankly.

15. Caring too much about what other people think.

In 20 years you won’t give a damn about any of those people you once worried so much about.

16. Supporting others’ dreams over your own.

Supporting others is a beautiful thing, but not when it means you never get to shine.

17. Not moving on fast enough.

Old people look back at the long periods spent picking themselves off the ground as nothing but wasted time.

18. Holding grudges, especially with those you love.

What’s the point of re-living the anger over and over?

19. Not standing up for yourself.

Old people don’t take shit from anyone. Neither should you.

20. Not volunteering enough.

OK, so you probably won’t regret not volunteering Hunger Games style, but nearing the end of one’s life without having helped to make the world a better place is a great source of sadness for many.

21. Neglecting your teeth.

Brush. Floss. Get regular checkups. It will all seem so maddeningly easy when you have dentures.

22. Missing the chance to ask your grandparents questions before they die.

Most of us realize too late what an awesome resource grandparents are. They can explain everything you’ll ever wonder about where you came from, but only if you ask them in time.

23. Working too much.

No one looks back from their deathbed and wishes they spent more time at the office, but they do wish they spent more time with family, friends, and hobbies.

24. Not learning how to cook one awesome meal.

Knowing one drool-worthy meal will make all those dinner parties and celebrations that much more special.

25. Not stopping enough to appreciate the moment.

Young people are constantly on the go, but stopping to take it all in now and again is a good thing.

26. Failing to finish what you start.

“I had big dreams of becoming a nurse. I even signed up for the classes, but then…”

27. Never mastering one awesome party trick.

You will go to hundreds, if not thousands, of parties in your life. Wouldn’t it be cool to be the life of them all?

28. Letting yourself be defined by cultural expectations.

Don’t let them tell you, “We don’t do that.”

29. Refusing to let friendships run their course.

People grow apart. Clinging to what was, instead of acknowledging that things have changed, can be a source of ongoing agitation and sadness.

30. Not playing with your kids enough.

When you’re old, you’ll realize your kid went from wanting to play with you to wanting you out of their room in the blink of an eye.

31. Never taking a big risk (especially in love).

Knowing that you took a leap of faith at least once — even if you fell flat on your face — will be a great comfort when you’re old.

32. Not taking the time to develop contacts and network.

Networking may seem like a bunch of crap when you’re young, but later on it becomes clear that it’s how so many jobs are won.

33. Worrying too much.

As Tom Petty sang, “Most things I worry about never happen anyway.”

34. Getting caught up in needless drama.

Who needs it?

35. Not spending enough time with loved ones.

Our time with our loved ones is finite. Make it count.

36. Never performing in front of others.

This isn’t a regret for everyone, but many elderly people wish they knew — just once — what it was like to stand in front of a crowd and show off their talents.

37. Not being grateful sooner.

It can be hard to see in the beginning, but eventually it becomes clear that every moment on this earth — from the mundane to the amazing — is a gift that we’re all so incredibly lucky to share.

hard

Lolz

LEXYCOM: u don't mean it, 27k?.......so dis my junior brother that I sent to price the fone for me want to dupe me of 1k.....

abeg no tel am say na me tel u o,make him no come say na me spoil parole for am o

The only way not to lose money daily in this country is to just die,cos as long as u re alive,u will,Una don Eva see person lock himself for house so that him no go spend unnecessary Money,but money matter go come knock door say abeg come out.

LEXYCOM: Buying lumia 925(single sim) for 100k when I can buy lumia 630(double sim) for 28k......spend wise.

27 sef brother.

philclem: > > I SWEAR! But it doesn't go down we'll with me cause I can't say no to her when she sees something she likes >

this brother br forming money spender on top him girlfriend matter o