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Human right in Nigeria has been thrown to the dogs..
Make women naked Waka for road, those wey get self control go control themselves

Mercychen:
Na now you know?

No matter what, naija is still a place you can survive well without working your ass out, if you have a steady income. The only reason it looks like abroad is better is because of availability of jobs compared to naija that getting a job has become impossible except God is on your case.

At least in naija, you can still get a decent meal for one dollar. Over there, i doubt.
Here you can get a regular cheap cosmetic product for 3 dollars at the most equivalent to 1,590 in naira but there the cheapest would be around 20 or 30 dollars which is like 15k naira value. It's crazy. I've not even talked about the cost of making your hair or mending your clothes and shoes. Which cost an arm.
That's why I don't fancy all this traveling outside Nigeria.

If you can get a steady and tangible source of income, what do you want abroad? With all that their tasteless and stale food.
May God revive our country.

No place I Ike home abeg.

pls, stop glorifying nonsense biko...
She earns in dollar and spend in dollar though I know aunty funke dey catch cruise..
Stop comparing the standard of living in Nigeria to a sane country

Who get voice to sing?
As in, you have a very good voice?
Don't worry, I will sponsor and provide you with the lyrics..

9ice and davido voice combined still better pass my voice..
I dey always sound like frog wey dem starve

Where una dey see these money na?

LMS1:
bro which kind bear youvdey drink?
sachets one Abi Plastic one? !

pelebe.. Captain Jack, wazo

Bloggers will do anything just to eat..
What sort of mumu photoshop is this?

Guy guy-ING guy..
Whatever happens to the ones they've been seizing from inception

Thermodynamics:
Tales by moon light.
Some of una go just seat down de imagine rubbish.
This is the height of idleness.

it happens, my ex was used by yahoo Boys and it affected my life..
Her life is so meaningless right now that she wish for death everyday

Werey network..
Who wants to buy this space? Na shikini money..
U fit use am advertise self

Just watched it
I just pray this guy is safe before they start giving him the fela treatment.
The subtle shades he give to these criminals henn, I know he go dey pepper dem sometimes..
Debo has been an activist right from time Sha, I just hope he doesn't have a wavering loyalty like he always portray..
Kudos to him anyways, he is doing well, oooooinn

shegzhkn:
Who is this entity ??

baba, leave the entity alone but believe me, you will see them I droves, just visit UK or London or USA..

mkoabiola:
All these agberos and street urchins u mentioned are stil alive.

#mushin and island agberos#

ambode wanted to eradicate agberoism in Lagos but that cheif agbero abroad that these insane people keep visiting didn't allow him

debbydams:
lol u just they crack me up, go marry abeg

shey u go come marry me?

xcuggsm:
VERY GOOD MARITAL ADVICE EXCEPT:
"Use what you see on the internet to guide how you make your marriage work.."
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It should be;
DO NOT use what you see on the internet to guide how you make your marriage work.. WORK OUT YOUR OWN PATH!

the thing is, you can actually use the good and the bad to your advantage, you can use them to admonish each other, I know what am saying

The question is, will be able to afford the original if given to you?
Whenever I go out to buy things I always tell them to abeg, give me original.. Though costly but you go enjoy am..
Nigerians will like to buy a Ferrari at the price of a camry...
Na for LG office apapa I realize there are special products made for Nigerians only..
Regulatory body in Kenya no go even endorse the trash they made for us in Nigeria.
Just dangle some dollars in the face of Nigeria SON and see them turn a blind eye

Every Nigerian have that small atom of criminality in them.
Some are big barawo while some are aspiring barawo..
Corruption has eaten deep into the inner fabrics of most Nigerian that they now see it as normal thing..
I was trying to pay my nepa bill sometimes ago in ibadan before moving to Lagos.
I paid via a pos and token couldn't be generated for me so I had to take the printout from the pos to the nepa office in dugbe so they can help me generate a reprint that carries my token, na there wahala start..
They told me I will have to pay extra 5k cos there was a debt on the prepaid.. Prepaid I bought myself?
The cashier will tell me to go to customer care, they keep damu-ing their father until I changed it for the lady and exposed them.
She first think say dog bite me ni when I start to dey vibrate..
They've been doing that for a very long time..
One baba olowo beside me said he has been paying extra 5k every month for almost 6months now..
Before this country go good, even our generation go need commot cos what these coming generation is practicing fit make this world end..
17yrs wants to live large, drive Benz, change women like sanitary pads and they are extremely desperate to live that life

placeofallure:
Not for some of us.

this is interesting but really unbelievable

placeofallure:
Not for some of us.

this is interesting

placeofallure:
No sir! Happiness is priceless. Can't trade mine for anything, not even money.

If you end up with that kind of man, heartache and more heartaches will be your constant companion. Me that don't like to share, how will I cope? I no fit abeg!

una go just dey confuse people up and down.
I thought it was always all about the money?

I think it is time I too make a trip to London for tinubu.
Visiting with my entourage
Mc oluomo
Koko zaria
Kazeem welder aka ejo
Kamo barber aka lefty
Yetty shanawole
Isiaka fogo aka fine boy
Luku anawo
Hakeem muscle aka one blow seven die
Sulaimon ori ejo

The day we stop celebrating mediocre in this country is the day we become truly independent..
All these nuisance have no value once they are outside the shores of Nigeria, na we just dey hype nonsense wey no make sense..
What's all the visiting for? The money used in junketering around will feed those homeless boys in ajegunle and those boys who roam about the street in mushin trying to pick pocket just to feed..
I was opportuned to relate with a high profile politician sometimes ago aboard an emirate flight and he said,
"the hailings, the baba o, the twale, the chairman people call them is what makes most of them feel like gods. Once that hailing is removed, they are just useless people with money..
Travel abroad and you will see them even standing on trains when they couldn't secure a seat..
They walk like ordinary people with no convoy, no siren, nothing..
I and my guys during school days abroad saw a notable, very powerful and influential politician. We were many and when he saw us, he was thinking he was gonna get the hailings.
I don't know when the mushin agbero in me spoke out and said, iyalaya E, you no go see any twale for here, go back to your country and fix it..
Imagine paying 50k monthly for light which is not stable that's if you want to enjoy all the amenities in your house.
You pay for water, pay for security that is not even guaranteed.
We go dey alright Las Las for this country

Netflix, weldone o, I have slept since yesterday..
This season is so tense..
You shoot me for leg, I come still help you deliver your baby..

Cruise family

Cruise family

WinterMinter:
With your an eye for an eye mentality,you're not different from the miscreants you mentioned above,they openly did theirs,yours is mental infection.
See your signature,Get rich or die trying,, incognito fraudster

my signature is meant to give people a confused � opinion about me..

I intend saying, let each crime's punishment be according to the crime..
Like steal and get both hands cut off.
Rape and get your wiwi removed
But how will that make me different from our sharia bombers?
Sometimes, I just wish all these theives, yahoo Boys, herdmens,. Kidnappers, bandits, all our politifcians both serving and retired can be given the bull death, impalement or the gouging death treatment

Of course, how many remote can you repair in a day?
My TV remote, soundbar and dstv remote are faulty..
And I believe so many people have same problem

Michelle55:
I no know say you get better sense and oil of wisdom for ya head laidis oh.. I bin think say na only women and agro you sabi
This is the best advice, I'm super proud of you for being this mature bro

Op, congratulations and may your new home be filled with much love and happiness.

see as you use insult nylon wrap kudos for me, no yawa

News like this makes you wanna visit a pub and drink yourself to stupor due to happiness but sadly, I don't drink.

Am happy for you.
Take your marriage away from social media
If you both quarrel, settle it amicably without inviting a third party.
Woman, respect your husband and husband, respect and take care of your wife..
Use what you see on the internet to guide how you make your marriage work..
Be sensitive and observant and you both should have listening ear..

As time goes on, I will add more

Get sense medicine

Drama everyday and everywhere

To live in a country where nothing works is hard enough. There is no justification for stealing, robbery, kidnapping, prostitution and all sort of bad things or evil being perpetrated in this country.
Some are working their asses off trying to make ends meet. No be everybody go dey involve in crime..
A little advice.. If you haven't, start looking towards any job or skills you can aquire that will pay you in dollars, the tsunami coming, if you are not well grounded, you will be swept off..
And for those involve in one crime or the other, there is KARMA..
What am about to say might sound unreasonable but when you think at it critically, you will find sense in it..
Karma will embarrass or disgrace you when you least expect..
I don't want to site examples cos if I do, it's gonna be a diff ball game..