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Mercy2006:
Is this the same woman we have been seeing her picture for the last two days?
She looks totally different here

na hunger and desperation

Iyaebe:
Were you cheating and you thought its hidden and she'll never find out? I dumped someone like that without ever telling him what he did,he can never imagine how I found out he was cheating with someone in his location.

this is low, shallow and immature

I like tb Joshua but making a statue in his image?
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Typical of African leaders, they just come in, bring in their entourage of looters and and continue looting leaving the masses in abject poverty..
Free food, clothes, money, everything they have and use is free at the expense of the masses..
The least you can do is give the populace dividends of democracy

You can even move safely anymore..
We are now used to the regular body count of dead people every day..
Money for security is used to purchase luxurious apartments in dubai, UK and USA..
It will only take the grace of God to make this country sane

error4040:
LoL I say make I talk true na.

u for add price for potential buyers

illicit:
It won't bud

That place is too dark

oshey, special advicer on Weed affairs

Since it is meant to work, I better take it to my farm land to till

error4040:
Images of the K Leg charger and the SIM tray edges

this got me laughing cos true true, he get kleg

Make this idiot rest jaree, her attention seeking is getting out of hand..
See, if you don't have glory or star, no matter you do to influence it, it will only shine for months...
See wizkid, see davido, see tiwa, those were destined to shine without much influencing

He still balance for chair like Balenciaga..
Africa is cursed and only few of us the inhabitants is not cursed with it

Why did I find this funny?

I said yesterday that baba will be in the news shortly
I Don ripe to go open church as I Don dey see vision

mamaluwe22:
. Thank you stars. Perhaps prison would have become your home. I'm happy for you.

where is babaluwe?

Gbenga, sorry o
Due to my desperate desire to live large back then after service, na so so connect I dey find..
Me, gbenga and femi were connected.
A day to the D-day, I was diagnosed with appendix, heard femi put his shipment inside a passengers box.. I know how he did it cos femi have a big Influence over people.
Tall, handsome, has sweet mouth and funny..
The lady carried it successfully Sha, gbenga was not lucky.. Him still dey prison till now..
As for me, I just return their money use the pity money they gave me to open a baring saloon around tanke..
These people prey on desperate souls.. Their connect places?
Bar, lounge, midst of what's up Boys

Funny enough, when they scan me at the hospital, they couldn't find any appendix but what happened to me, I still don't understand till date.. The pain was from the scrotum to the right side of my belle and it was an excruciating unbearable pain.. But after lots of drip and antibiotics injected into my drips, after like 40mins,it was as if nothing happened to me

Emmanuelosa:
Yeah, they're really friendly, though they're not too social, but once you get to know them, you'd be surprised.

I once saw a table for free on an online store, i went there to pick it up, while preparing to dismantle it, the lady asked where I parked, and i said i don't have a car, and she helped me carry it in her van to my apartment, and even helped me carry the table and crossed the road. I was really surprised

I got a cousin who wants to make a move to Austria, student route, can you be of assistance?

pocohantas:
Ultimate move.

If you get wahala with man and he hasn’t called you ashewo or accuse you of infidelity (be it true or false), just know you were with 1% of the different men.

We await receipts.



Anything you give a lover during a relationship is because you felt they deserve it. That truck is gone. Na part of wetin im gain. Except he wants to return it sha.

I dey among the 1% wey no dey kiss and tell fa

Comparing scoffield to professor is like comparing Messi to yobo

thesicilian:
Maybe that's why they have not been able to really compete with dstv so far

compete with dstv?
That ensure it is not raining got me lmao

BKsoul:
its good for that wicked guy.... So because him and tonto don breakup now, he keeps on tagging all her friends and enemy... What kind of a child does that In one of his posts, he was even hailing Churchill... He said churchill na man you be.... When he was firing tonto like a generator wey lose piston and ring, he forget say churchill na man... Happy sunday jare

piston and ring, shey u na mechanic ni?

Rosesharon304:
If you are into Palm oil here Akwa ibom state is the best place to buy undiluted palm oil. We supply to at affordable price.lets do business

do you deal in pko?

TarOrfeeek:
Why are you 65 and unmarried?

Also, why is a woman young enough to be your last born the cause of your worry?

Receive it!

broda taofeeki, enu yin o da

Na hypertension go kill you untop another person matter if you are not careful..
You have your own matters and worries, attend to them..
And you ba na person wey get too much drama

And 2baba go just dey there dey shout "nothing dey happen, no shaking".

Inside a politician's head, there is sense, shit, nonsense and akamu..

Thinking of marrying the 3rd and 4th wife (akamu brain)even 2 is wahala.

He should marry pero (sense). that woman deserves to be the first wife, you can't call a mother of 3 a baby mama.

They are interested in entertainment (shit) they should stick to their cow entertainment

As a matter of urgency (nonsense) there is fire on the mountain and you want him to make it an urgent case?
Na poison dem go use take kill themselves including 2face

Brenn594:
Aboki&cursing






5&6

Nedu is ibo

Are you the supervisor, site engineer or owner of project?


Modified - - as a supervisor, whatever goes on in that site depends on how you manage it. Make someone a scape goat in that site and see things change for the better..
I don't handle my workers with iron hands in fact, I am very lenient with them but If just one person do anyhow, I make sure everyone involve suffer for it...
Am the coolest person you can ever meet but with a touch of mushin madness

She could have unfollow and block him without anyone knowing it but they will like to do eye service and show off.
That gbolafiri or whatever his unable to pronounce name his should stop embarrassing himself..
Kids in adult body

AutoChick4U:
And you had the mind to reply me that way like life is black and white? Its well.

you were being insensitive with your Comments, go back and read what you wrote..
You tagged me to view your thread, I told you I was gonna get back to you and in less than 5hours, you were already insulting me

Once upon a time, I have to beg from house to house just to eat.
I know whenever a party is about to go down in my street, even in my vicinity..
So everyone has a past.. If only we can peep Into the future, we for know what and what to do..
Las Las, everybody go dey aiit but suicide is never an option

Abba114:
you are insatiable lil biatccchhhhh

just imagine this type of comment

Juliusmalema:
Are you an Ipob member?

Ipob is a terrorist organization and deserve to be locked out.

Nairaland is not a forum for terrorists or Terrorism of any such.

How can you go to another country and be forming terrorist organization for them?

did you even care to read it in details?
If am to open a case file for the mods of this forum, 10 8 in 1 books won't be enough.. I have a previous handle before this one that was banned till 202....
Yoi see, you don't take nairaland or what's happening there serious if you really wanna catch fun..
Even the forum's bot go ban you for contributing to a topic even when your comment is not violent or breaking any rules.
Just breeze in, catch fun and vamooze