₦airaland Forum

Asking osinbanjo to intervene is like asking pantami to intervene in the affairs of boko haram, are they not the same?
What sort of government is this for goodness sake?
I believe we won't get to this stage if the issue was about cow,ruga or Fulani herdsmen

I am not understanding..
Court told me not to pay and you are issuing threat to me..
Is there something am missing here?
Imagine using the vat generated in that state to service other states, no be juju be that?

I have not been against agitation in fact, let this country divide and let every section restructure their country..
Have been following the activities of this group for a while and I will say, any group that results to killing and making life hard for the people they fight for is an insensitive one, they are no better than the Talibans

It now looks as if sanwo olu is the only governor in Nigeria with atleast an average sense..
He dey try

Just look at these nonentities, they resulted to image laundering..
Was even expecting they will mention their achievements but alas, none was mentioned.
Abi no be adbulrazaq again?
Next time when the people of ilorin hears change, na gun dem go take respond..
This man is even worst compared to yeye bello

Johesu
ASUU etc
This government is just shameless. They will leave or let important things like these drag but will be quick to implement ruga or grant amnesty to criminal and later reintegrate them into the society..
This government values cow more than the citizens.
Government of bandits and terrorist.
See as he keep beards come do mouth like goat on heat..
Went on national tv and started goofing that they are importing doctors..
When your leader is a dullard, expect his subordinates too to be dull heads...
What do we even expect from a government that seeks health care abroad

Imagine

Awon blogger
Problem be like brainless vulture griller and his fellow bmc, they follow dey feel pain but continue hailing dumbness.
Tonto is still pained, very pained..
The fact that she can't be with Churchill again made it worse..
Dating kpokpogarri was just to spite Churchill but baba was not moved..
Imagine baba doing child dedication a day after her relationship ended..
Churchill dodge a missile sha

These una matter self.

I thought they said women have a girl's code..
Of all people you can move in with, it was your husband's friend..
And to that shameless bastard, of all women you could end up with, it was your friends wife..

This one get small sense pass nedu's wife.
How do women do these things?

Let me use my uncle as an example here...

This is a very hardworking man who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't watch football and doesn't womanize.
An extreme introvert who doesn't even keep friends but he got married to a very temperamental woman but it wasn't so initially.
Shade (not real name) was very loving when they first met, it was love at first sight..
Though she was the outgoing, party starter type, but she was a good cook, and like egbon said, she can allow him have sex with her anywhere and anytime.

Her promiscuous side wasn't in the open all these while.
How she manage to keep it a secret is still a mystery though egbon is someone who is always busy at work and the wife though a graduate choose to learn hairdressing to keep herself busy.

Shade is a very pretty woman. When I mean pretty, I mean extremely pretty.. If you are seeing her for the first time, you will believe she is an half caste.
But she get angry for no reason, small argument or admonishing, she can just get angry, get out of the house and egbon will looking for her..
Maybe it was because of the beauty or the good food, or the not denying of sex, I don't know (egbon always believe with time, he can tame her) but she had a great influence over egbon..

Even when the family was beginning to notice her bad attitude, egbon choose her over the family cos he really love her, he loved her pass love self...

Egbon wasn't well to do when they met, he was living in a face me I slap you house wherr they share toilet with everyone..

While they live together, it is sometimes 1-0-1 or 0-1-1 or 0-0-1 but she stood by him all through that time..
So they got married despite almost everyone was against it.

The real problem started when she started giving birth.
She threw caution to the wind and became abusive. She was very strict to family members, manipulative and self centered...
She came from a broken home anyways, she was raised by her mother but in all fairness, her mother was a good woman who doesn't love trouble and she often wonder where her daughter got her own skuchy from..
Omo, shade get serious craze o..

After 3 kids, egbon couldn't tolerate her again.. She keep late nights and she doesn't even come home most times.
Egbon endured her for 12years before he let her go leaving the kids behind..

She was free to do whatever she wanted.
Let me just fast forward to years later when egbon has sent his kids abroad, he didn't remarry but kept a girlfriend after years of begging him to do so..

While egbon suffered the torture and torment of his wife, he didn't bring the matter to the family, though they know what he was going through..

Many years later, aunty came back using her kids as excuse.

The flower tattoo she drew on her shoulder was already looking like an ugwu leave during harmattan.
Because she was beautiful, her thoughts everyday was maybe someone like dangote or otedola will just wife her..
She is the lazy type that wants to live the lifestyle of alakija.

This is not a fiction.. How come I know so much?

I started living with egbon when I was 14yrs old. My own eyes too see pepper and shege..

Why egbon endured it all was because of the kids.
Most times, egbon said he wished he can run away but the kids keep holding him down cos even on her kids, she no dey get mercy..
My own wife too na dangbana choko and immediately she gave birth to the second child, I catapult am go abroad. The only diff be say, my own wife can die for her kids..

So let's have it. Why do married men keep quiet and tolerate nonsense in their matrimony?

What prompt me to write this story?
He just called me now from the USA and we talked and laughed about so many things he went through. Even him self now dey claim hard guy and redpill.

Miracle2020:
we have to announce to blind haters like you. You are complaining about dollars, Americans dollars must surely grow because they produce virtually everything they need. But you will open your lazy nyash to talk rubbish without doing anything to grow the economy. Ordinary rice that buhari stop the importation, many of you are wailing up and down, you want to buy foreign products but you want your economy to grow like that of the US.
The US you are seeing today was built by Americans now Nigerians want to lazy around and expect naira to grow.

next time you decide to quote me, quote me with facts and make sure you are sensible enough to do that.
Who told you rice was banned? Have you been to the northern borders to see how porous it was?
After banning rice, did he invest in mass production of the same rice?
The people that plant rice, when was the last time they were able to go due to security issues?
Bandits now collect money in order for farmers to access their farms. Do you understand what that means? Increase in price of the commodity.
So next time you decide to quote me, make sure your brain and senses is not wrapped in a paper of suya you dummy

myfantasies:
This woman is mad , real MAD

LOOK AT HOW SHE IS JUST DISGRACING OUR GENDER

owner of gender have spoken o

When everybody line up for heaven dey collect shame and common sense, this one was busy shunting prostitution and senselessness line

I spit on your stupidity.
Has you've chosen to be senseless, bloggers and papers will make their money off yoh

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DELAY IN MARRIAGE
Girls at the age of 18-24 years always attract serious men who are fully ready to marry them, but at this age most of our girls/sisters never wish to hear anything about marriage.
1. I'm too young for that.
2. Who cares about marriage.
3. I'm focused on my books.
4. I want to gather some money first.
5. Marriage is full of problems.
These are some of few statements ladies talk of at their youth age.
But these girls will be having serious & series of sex relationship with small boys of their age, because at that age, they always have high rate of boys, guys and men coming for them, but they will prefer to choose those boys rather than the real men who want to marry them. They are still young to marry right, but they are not young to have sex with boys.
No problem, God is watching you.
At age of 25-27, parents will start asking them the following questions;
1. How far?
2. Don't you have any one yet ?
3. Are you not planning to get married ?
4. Are you seeing that all your mates are getting married ?
5. Don't you know you are getting old?
But mind you, parents only see the outside of their daughters, not knowing there is nothing left inside.
With all these questions by her own parents, she will now be thinking and asking herself things like: My mates are marrying,
1. Does it mean am old enough to marry?
2. Hmmm, how should I go about it?
3. My boyfriends are not serious about asking my hand in marriage.
4. They are not even ready to marry yet.
5. Well, Allāh knows the best. I believe in Allāh.
See oooh...!, she has started putting her blame on God. "Allāh's time is the best" OK, I agree for argument sake.
At age 27-30 they now start looking for men to marry not boys to have sex and play with again.
They will start looking for serious relationship that will lead to marriage, but unfortunately, at this age of 27-30 not all men will be asking their hand in marriage.
You will see them forcing themselves to marry a man who don't want to marry them. Please we beg you, leave us alone.
No single man at age 27-30 will like to marry a lady of 30-35. Now you hear the sisters say age does not matter.
My sister, it matters a lot.
Imagine buying a rotten tomato for $10 and your friend buys a fresh one for $7. Yes, that's how it feels like in marriage too.
Remember you rejected men because you think you were too young. What makes you think your old age does not matter to us?
That's why some men go back to their villages to find young girl to marry when the city ones are not serious about marriage and those that are serious happen to be old for them.
At age 30-35, her friends will ask her:
1. Why are you not married yet by this age of yours?
2. Is it not getting too late for you ?
You will hear her asking you some silly questions like...
1. Are you Allāh?
2. Or do you want to marry me?
3. Is it a crime to be single at 30 or 35?
4. Did I see a man willing to marry me but I refused?
5. Allāh knows the best for everyone please.
At age 30-35 they will start praying like never before, moving from one church to another. If she's a Muslim, she will start praying night prayers, fasting and dressing modestly.
If you ask her for dating, she would burst out to say:
1. My brother, I'm not like them.
2. Am looking for a serious man, a husband not dating.
3. If you truly love me go and see my parents for marriage.
4. I can't do anything with you without my parents concern.
Dear parents, they have started knowing your worth. When she was 18-24, she was doing everything without considering you as parents.
You don't expect a young man of 27-30 to marry you of 30-35 as his house wife when there are younger pretty girls out there.
Even if he chooses to ignore your age and marry you, his family and friends will discriminate you.
Men that will be interested to marry you will be of 45 yrs and above and mind you, those men are married with kids except you wanna be second or third wife.
Everything in life has its own season and time.
There's no lady at age 30-35 seeking for marriage who haven't been approached during 18-24. But by then, they were busily jumping from clubs/parties to hotel rooms looking for FUN not MARRIAGE.
Not everything is about prayer. Allāh who created you has made a plan for you. But when you change the plan or miss the road, please don't disturb the peace of Allāh. Because, He will be busy planning for your younger sister.
Why do we have high rate of single mothers and single ladies? Does it mean there no men but only boys?
Thousands of working class ladies are out there confirmed single. Your Master's of PhD is ZERO without a husband.
Yes, Education is key but don't neglect a marriage proposal all in the name of your studies. Both of you are matured enough to wait if you're serious of getting married.
It's never too late to ask for forgiveness or have a second thought of mind. For our God is a merciful and gracious Lord.
Change your mind..
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Cc farano

Who you offend bro?
Beg that bird cos if he fly commot, the sacrifice wey go follow am go cost you money o..
Contact me for sacrifice items..
Make I give you hint,
Pizza and coldstone dey among other 120 items

Wahala be like konko shoe

Maryjane001:
More than half of this write-up is based on lies and exaggeration.

that vulture griller think otherwise

[quote author= post=105581896][/quote]the first thing you need in your life is sense..
God punish all leaders from 1999 till present except yaradua...
Just to show you I don't support any baggard..
Now, do you know how much a dollar is?
Prices of foodstuffs?
Cost of transportation?
What about the state of our roads?
Safety of the masses nko?
These are what affects the common man.
So what are they celebrating?

Gen ch 4vs 7
If you do good, will you not be accepted?

You people have to announce your achievements cos it is not visible!
To me personally, I see you as a nuisance and you are no better than a terrorist with gun cos cheering this government is cheering evil.

Ok

jeff2010:
Lol.
I angrily walked out of your store? I never met you once all the times I was at ikeja. So you were never there to help me and everyone you sent me to, I calmly explained my situation to them
I didn't price note10+
I asked how much to swap this phone for it because I felt it would be cheaper since I got the S10+ from you and I had barely used a month with it.
I asked you to refund me 150k and you said you couldn't do so.
That was where how conversation stopped

bro, no dealer will want to refund you, unless you are still in the shop, and you decide you no longer need it..
Even okirika people won't refund you, they will just give you a replacement.

psalmz:
you are greedy,as a business man,it’s bound one is to counter issues like this,you are pricing a brand new note 10+ for 220k,thank God I gave u a replacement when u came in the evening,I was not on seat and u personally called to tell me that u couldn’t transfer all your files to the one given that u will come back ,only for u request for a brand new note 10+ Telling me u pay 220k which I refused,and u angrily walked out of my store coming here to rant how bad I am,how come you are the only one complaining of how Psalmz did this Psalmz did that,your major complain was the battery which after thinking about it I said u should come,I have done countless of deals here with people I didn’t meet in person for years now,it’s just only u that’s complaining ,can u try this shit in some other well known stores?because u feel it’s Nairaland u can act and misbehave as u like ,as I said earlier ,since u couldn’t be patient to resolve the issue in my office ,then I won’t answer u

the only thing am seeing here which Ishilove attest to is you able to deliver even if the person is not in Lagos which is good compared to all these online nitwits that will take your cash and still not deliver thereby blocking you from calling..
I will like to see how this end and I pray it ends good for aspiring customers who might want to deal...

jeff2010:
Lol like I didn't go to Ikeja on three different occasions to find him, never met him twice when he told me he would be around? Or I didn't suggest him repaying me 150k from 180k for a phone I used less than a month?
Didn't the lady I met in the shop he sent me make a video for him? Let him post the video to show you the phone

Op, what happened to the replacement he gave you?

Ishilove:
Toh. I didn't see this comment before posting. I just knew he must have misused it before returning it.

ishi, let them both trash it and settle, stay out of it pls..
He might have been a good supplier to you, this is his reputation at stake, let him clarify himself, no insult intended..
Am still trying to analyze this situation with the date on the receipt and that of the date he message him.. No matter how rough you are, you can't rough handle a new phone in 2 days..
Am not supporting the OP and am not supporting the seller too..

What if she doesn't have an opening and only pretending to feel pain? You Don try finger am?

Ok

No hope lost

There are no words left to describe this man..
It will be a disrespect to all derogatory words if you use them on ffk right now.

As for buhari and his cabal of thieves, they should always endeavor to do the right thing at the right time and in the right place..
When you allow a wound to fester, it may lead to amputation

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Davash222:
This is the dumbest words I've read my entire life!

Like, he should protect a prostitute that committed adultery on National TV?


It's very difficult to find a Nigerian girl with sound reasoning.

the internet never forgets, their daughter will grow up watching her mom being uselessed on national tv.. I wonder how the olosho will deal with that in the future