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Rap Battles / Re: Cj Wins 'lags Finest 2' Rap Battles. Cj Becomes 2008 Battle Rap Champion by Crude(m): 2:51pm On Sep 08, 2008
Cos that piece stinks than a Pig's Defecation
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 2:48pm On Sep 08, 2008
'Tsup Brid, i aint seen ur YIM Id yet pls, i gots som bones to pick witcha
Rap Battles / Re: Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by Crude(m): 2:41pm On Sep 08, 2008
Where u been these days Maka?

Ok. . . . . .

(1)Life aint always a sweet song

(2)Every man is privy of his private life



LET'S GET THIS POPPING. . . . . . . .Netceeeeeeeeees. . . . . . .I know u've got barrels of 'em wisecracks
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by Crude(m): 2:36pm On Sep 08, 2008
Aint worthwhile, so i'ma lipsrsealed
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 7:54pm On Sep 05, 2008
@Malthuss

Ouuuuuch!!! That hurts u know. . . . . . . .

Whoa! Wat's the Malc n 'Smith gon do now. . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 7:44pm On Sep 05, 2008
;d
Rap Battles / Re: Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by Crude(m): 7:39pm On Sep 05, 2008
"Success is obtained and maintained by those who keep trying"
Rap Battles / Re: Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by Crude(m): 10:56am On Sep 05, 2008
Ok. . . . .I'll lay an example

"Fear is a monster, it's wise to fear Fear itself"
Rap Battles / Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by Crude(m): 10:54am On Sep 05, 2008
Erm. . . . .It's simply like this, u got a saying that'll make readers go like WoW! Drop it in here
It could be a wise saying, a philosophy, a golden nugget, a proverb. . . . . . . e.t.c

Pls, pls and pls no beefing, no hating, no battling, no bulshittin, just an expression. . . . . .IT COULD BE ORIGINAL OR THE OTHERWISE. . . . .We just wanna do this for friendship sake
Rap Battles / Re: Whats Your Story? by Crude(m): 10:34am On Sep 05, 2008
[b]Hmmmmmm. . . . . . .
After Dad disavowed us, shit got serious
Leaving us to streets, that was so perilous
took it's tolls on the children, then i was like 10
I dropped out of school, because dad stopped the payment
I wept in rage, broke my pen n tore up my books
Gotta ride with soulja heart, i buckled up my boot
My 1st step into the streets is still in my head
11yrs old hanging out with Big K, Shigo n Fred
Thugs kicks the fiery spot n took me in as mascot
Soon i was on cigar. then moved to smoking pots
Wandered into the heart of the street gettin mixed ups
I heard Big K's out of the picture laid out in his Blood,
With his 2 eyes plucked, took 7 from gun shot
It aint an admirable isht, Oh! i missed him a lot
Shigo got bursted for some felony now he's doing his time
Fred disappeared, he's wanted for his impact in the crime
Forgot ma education, dreams shattered, i lost ma vision
Avoided mum's relation, she's weary with frustration
In my life i leant God makes men, street made gangsters
Poverty bolt me off balance, i swing back n staggered
Leaving from hand to mouth, struggling from west to south
$ cash is all i'm about, watever it takes i'll give it out
I hope u heard me mama, it's your cupcake saying i'm sorry
See this as a preface, Mayne mine is an unending story
[/b]
Rap Battles / Re: Whats Your Story? by Crude(m): 10:31am On Sep 05, 2008
Ok ganjamind. . . . . .i love that isht. . . . . .hold on a sec
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by Crude(m): 10:24am On Sep 05, 2008
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 10:19am On Sep 05, 2008
@The Titans

U are the reason why there is state of emergency
Slow it down, u've got all screaming lord have mercy


@Hy-brid
Erm. . . . . . . . . .u would'nt mind sharing ur IM I.D with me, would u? In case u dont mind u got mine, big_crude@yahoo.com
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 9:55am On Sep 05, 2008
@Hybrid-X
Phew! I appreciate that mayne. . . . .No doubt u cats did shown me some way out, so i'm just going with it,  . . . . .Thanx ya'll

@J-Unit
It's just the begining. . . . . . . . .

@BjPumping
Lol. . . . . .You know u got me cracking my ribs with laughter each time u pop up like trying to give props to yourself.

"I'm still learning" i'll say thanx for reminding me. . . . . . .You know i aint battling for real, it's a fuxxing rehearsal, i'm just trying to get myself prepared for further important match, and guess who my punching bag is. . . . . .One of ur souls wink
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 12:11pm On Sep 03, 2008
[b]Ok. . . .It's somthn like huh huh. . . . .

Who the fukc is this Burger(bugger) lemme quickly eat him up
U're cold? I'm cool with it, husslers dont eat when it's hot
If this n!gga rap with his asscrack, he still wont spit shit
Punch? Yeah! U got it whenever u snatch one from Judy
This jack's son munchin popcorn, watchin me like i'm the thriller
Bulldozin ur rap mansion n u fall helplessly like u aint got pillar
Son, ur Flows dont Show with u postin epistles
that dont even commensurate with a verse in my rap bible
U to me is like a little-brittle-weevil to an eagle
Play millions of violin yet u came 1st playing the 2nd fiddle
With all that thimble my flow still pickle like a needle
It's as piercing as lights and as sharp as thistle
My fist n his cheeks got nuptials, they kissed n leave him with gingivitis
Lost 3 teeth, he lisps, now he dont talk much, he's got tonsillitis
If he talks, he'll be gasping like "Crude's sitting in my voice box"
Toss this salmon in my grill, he came out a fine lookin lox
I'm filled with the Game to the gills, Kini big deal? If i win 50-nil
Deal pills still i'm so ill that Bill Gate cant pay my Doc's bill
Standin upright like a column, I turn this cat to my plinth
Look up to me like the cloud, i just casted on ur rap dream[/b]
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by Crude(m): 8:30pm On Aug 31, 2008
Lol


@Makavelle
Dont turn this place to a bloody spot, ok
Rap Battles / Re: Ask For Feed Here by Crude(m): 8:25pm On Aug 31, 2008
@Riskie
Take these cats advice, it works, u see, i'm talking from experience, when i first got here, i was as wack as u divided 4. . . . . .i got so disappointed in myself that i was finna quittin. . . . . .but erm. . . . .Hybrid asked me to work harder, Wordsmith said "u got the potentials son", Then Mama(Shaz) did it all she fed me with some needed elements in rap, thou i'm still taking tutorials but my lyrical Silo is a bit upgraded now. . . . .i guess i can battle Hybrid, Wordsmith n Shaz at a go. . . . . .(Lol). . . . . .hahahahaha. . . .dont be looking at me like that peeps, i was only joking. . .hahahahahahah. . . . .lol. . . . . .so Riskie. . . . . .I believe u'll be bursting real fire in no time if u put ur mind and effort into it
Rap Battles / Re: Gospel Rap Thread by Crude(m): 8:02pm On Aug 31, 2008
Flip open my trap, like i'm about to catch ya
I spit swords i's fed wit it by heavenly father
Nothn poppin, Crude's poppin, like a life taker
Aint a hater, just an attacker from the ether
I'm Tight, but i aint made for asses on rap-field
Got a bungalow in the kingdom God's don built
Call me Christ's spoilt child, I dont lackin nothn
Blossomin he guides, my foes death are so sudden
See me back ur front, u talkin like damn he's running
I just overtook n outrun ya, bwoi watcha talking?
The creator creates me to be my foes End creator
I do ma thang like i'm another satanic predator
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by Crude(m): 4:48pm On Aug 27, 2008
@All
I got this. . . . . .gimme the mic men. . . . .and. . . .

Yea! U'll rather die on NL rather than rap in the hood
Ur garbbage is extra-large n hoods litter bin is full
Litters again? Naw! 'twont do the hood no good
Look @ ur rhymes, did u graduate from wack skool?
Here, watch n applaud rapheadz Boy! O ! Boy
U dont even measure with NL's rap Hoi pol hoi
Littlun cant get nobody's head, u're about zer0 ft tall
Calf take motherly-cow orientation, leave the rap world
Rap Battles / Re: Whats Your Story? by Crude(m): 3:05pm On Aug 27, 2008
This is wat it is. . . . . . .

After birth the stelch that hits me gets me whoopin Cough
Mama said better get used to it, this here is ur lil turf
Like my cradle was made of rock cs there aint much fluff
Pain begot pains, that's the reason i aint soft
I thut Dad never cares or he did, he aint always there
I frowned @ him he said the reason i aint always near
's a man that''ll thrive''s always rise by 5 n strive/
lest the aftermath pains''ll be more than hive to his life
So i grew up to understand, Money Makes a Man
But u gotta make a plan, so i took my balls in my hand
My stress my pains, My tears my aim, My Sweats in the Game
Is all i'ma use against this mur'th4ka named Mr. Shame
from when i was an itch in my dad's pant, i've been husslin
I once thought living was my greatest Short-coming
In the long run, i copied that life aint one sweet song
I learnt it, but singin it life long? Naw! I aint the One
Rap Battles / Re: Gospel Rap Thread by Crude(m): 2:43pm On Aug 27, 2008
I gotcha Bro. u knw u really got me feeling like a microbe right now, pardon this cat for eithin. . . . . . . .k, i'ma drop my "I'm so sorry" verse later and if i do, pls i'll aprreciate it if u holla back saying somthn like, "It's Ok mayne, u're pardoned"      Thank you
Rap Battles / Re: Whats Your Story? by Crude(m): 4:40pm On Aug 26, 2008
Kinjdda love this dawg, neways i've got tales to tell too. but i'ma do it later
Rap Battles / Re: 4 Word Cypher by Crude(m): 2:47pm On Aug 26, 2008
I spray more Flames
Rap Battles / Re: Ask For Feed Here by Crude(m): 8:13pm On Aug 25, 2008
That was some Kleptomaniac dope. . . . . . . . .getting mocked getting murked. . . . . . . .Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I cant feel my face. . . . . isht. . . . . . .Lol. . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohahahahahahahahah. . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: "just Bring It" Freestyle. No Stallin. . . . . by Crude(m): 8:08pm On Aug 25, 2008
[b]@Segzi Klepto

My previous lines put u to sleep like it was mandrake
I always take it up fast but u's slow on the uptake
Dont ride with me I'm fast n furious, i aint pulling the brake
Take u on a rough-rap-journey, earn u serious headache
Watcha doing on rap section, here! u can't find your lost life
He's always on Romance sect., but not 'because he wants a wife
This bit^ch always fuxx himself, he's an hermaphrodite
He's run out of flow beg Shaz to call u the white Knight
He flounders over Rap or Indecency in his unending dreams
Then this fuxxing chimp. did chose Rap in a whim,
You compared to me son is like a rodent to a Bear
I'ma lame u that u wont make a move with the wheelchair
I'ma heavy hitter, remember me dawg and feel the pain
I had him hard till he's expended and never come again
If u see him come, Check it he's only masturtbating
I got poisonous tongue finna give u the kiss of life, u're fadin



Where u at Daaaaaaaaawg? Oh! I aint gotta ask where u are, it's glaring u're in your grave.

So then watch your mouth![/b]
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 8:04pm On Aug 25, 2008
1st and Last warnin. . . . . .

Was u a lil rodent toying with my deadly trap?
I'm like the oil that flows with ease on ur path
Watch ur steps Dawg. . . . . . lest u step on me
And fall with a heavy thud, breaking 2 or 3 ribs
I hired Grenade n Havoc as my lyrical househelp,
Finnin check it out? i'll drop 'em both at ur doorstep
I aint got time for bulshittin, better come correctly
Premature cant come even if they're masturbating wink


Say my name and get maimed. . . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by Crude(m): 7:32pm On Aug 25, 2008
@Hybrid
Waddup Man? U really are the dope. . . . . .

@Shaz
I think u should delete this waksters thread and let the real ones have there way wink

@All
Ya'll aint gotta blame watever a lil Caf does. . . . . .He aint nothn but nothn. . . . . . . . like Riskie said "NICE ENGRISH" lol. . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 11:31am On Aug 25, 2008
I'ma drop it fo real soon. . . . . .just a hurry piece u know wa mean?. . . . .

Huh huh huh. . . . . .
I aint on dope, yet i crack n spew dope up on lines
Me don't really enjoy listening to these wackers grime
Makin noise like blunder-buss, well u gon' get silenced
By "Crude the crudest dude" it'll be at your own expense
Finna kick 8 bars n break your face like u'sa faulty Lock
I'm over-generous i punch it n supply your face in bulk
Gobble your gabbage like cabbage, my litter bin can't manage
mo' trash, i cause damage don't toy wih this lyrical savage (N!gga)


                                 hold your lips dawg!
Rap Battles / Re: All The Rapper's This Way by Crude(m): 10:57am On Aug 25, 2008
@Shaz
U gotti ma'am

@Caf
Ur verse is highly expected
Rap Battles / Re: Gospel Rap Thread by Crude(m): 8:37pm On Aug 23, 2008
I'm feeling sleepy. . . . . . . .

Next poster pls. . . . . .
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 8:31pm On Aug 23, 2008
segzi cres:

@oh crude oh crude, i expected something better. damn!!!

Show ur best wack lines fucker

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