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Education › Re: How Hitler Defeated The Entire Soviet Union (russia) by Csami(m): 7:25am On Mar 02, 2022
This olodo no sabi say na Russia defeat Germany sef. Only Russia was responsible for the decimation of the German military. Russia killed 75% while the United allied force shared 25%.
Crime › Re: How ASP ‘too Much Money’ Arrested With Kyari Allegedly Starved Seven Detainees T by Csami(m): 8:42am On Feb 23, 2022
Lol! I thought this story was attributed to James Nwafor, the officer that Houdini the federal government and the public. Abba kyari, Umoru and Nwafor are all working together.
Romance › Re: When I Told Her I'm A Teacher The Fast Reply Stop Lol. KINGS by Csami(m): 8:27am On Feb 23, 2022
Mrshape:
It's painful even factory worker go day look teacher like begger
Unfortunately they have to. The benefit of education falls very short of standards in this country. Most teachers earn less than factory workers.

As for the girl, she’s an !diot.
Christianity Etc › Re: If You Are A Yahoo Boy In This Church, Take Your Money And Go" - Pastor Ibiyeomi by Csami(m): 1:02pm On Feb 21, 2022
Hypocrite! What about the politicians that stole the destiny of the yahoo boys?
When is he going to call them out?
Politics › Re: Pantami's FUTO Professorial Fraud And Odious Comparisons By Farooq Kperogi by Csami(m): 11:07pm On Feb 17, 2022
First of, that V.C should be gone. Then they make an arrangement when to strip that cyber fraud in the would-be IT sector of his entitled professorship.
Politics › Re: Disturbing pictures of Hausa traders killed by IPOB/ESN Terrorists by Csami(m): 5:27pm On Feb 17, 2022
I don’t support senseless killing but you get what you give. Since my existence in this country, I’ve seen northerners kill southerners unprovoked and I know this because I’ve been their victim. The police should do their job but please, do not threaten the igbos with violence or reprisals because it won’t end well. Some people want this nation divided, some think what holds us together is greater than what divides us. Me, I don’t care! Just give me what a nation should give her citizens.
Politics › Re: Iyaloja Appoints An Ibo Man As Babaloja Of Ladipo Market by Csami(m): 11:03am On Feb 11, 2022
Majesty2:
ok, we shall see, nah small time remains, your eyes go soon clear
Weak ass keypad warrior no. 2

Gtfo!
Politics › Re: Iyaloja Appoints An Ibo Man As Babaloja Of Ladipo Market by Csami(m): 8:16am On Feb 11, 2022
flokii:
The Igbos first came into Ladipo market as tenants just like every other market but have now ganged up against the owners, taking over the whole place..

A revolution is coming cos we can't sit and watch Yorubaland fall to outsiders because of some people's political ambition.
Oga, you never begin cry o! The worst part is there’s nothing you can do about it than come online and look weak and foolish!

Look at the weak ass online warrior that wants to carry out a revolution.
Programming › Re: My Journey To The Programming World - Newbie by Csami(m): 8:00pm On Feb 07, 2022
airsaylongcome:
I don't know. A lot of people start of there in an attempt to start a programming career. I would say if it is 100% something you want to do irrespective of whether you earn "big" or not, then go ahead! I often advice people to dive into learning a programming language direct. HTML/CSS are not programming. Learn Python if you ask me
Lol. There’s a guy in my office that knows how to write just python but man had to start learning html, css/bootstrap and js cause he was told to start delivering web project or find another place. So it doesn’t matter what you learn or how you learn it, delivery of project matters. In programming, no knowledge is a waste and consistency and google is key.
Romance › Re: She Rejected My Request To Date, I Moved On, Now She Wants To Move Into My Lodge by Csami(m): 3:58pm On Feb 07, 2022
Look, landlord go ignore you. Just park out that lodge now cause na vawulence she dey carry come. I’m talking from experience sha but it’s your choice
Programming › Re: Who Can Recommend A Good Programming School For Me In Port Harcourt? by Csami(m): 11:39am On Feb 06, 2022
Go online. It’s way cheaper except you don’t have resources like laptop etc. and have commitment.
Programming › Re: How Much Is Needed To Kick Start A Forum Like NL by Csami(m): 6:11pm On Feb 05, 2022
bedfordng:
Like someone has mentioned, nairaland is more of content driven and popularity .

When it comes to backend logic, there is really not much top notch.

Even 1 senior dev can get nairaland done in 3 months on steady work.

Haven't you seen lots of nairaland clone script out there. A little tweaking, you can add more of nairaland logic to it.

Anyway, I am still learning.
It will take a senior developer less than a month. A senior developer will first mirror the site and start working on the logic for the back-end.
Crime › Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by Csami(m): 6:55pm On Feb 02, 2022
This is God’s hand at work. I’ll buy the phone and sim from you just so I can throw it in the river.
Health › Re: My HIV Experience As A Married Man by Csami(m): 1:38am On Dec 25, 2021
FamilyAdviser:
CONTINUATION.... Good evening, I trust you guys had a wonderful day? As for me It was pleasurable with wify and kids

.....So I headed to FMC as I was instructed. The doctor at FMC smiled and assured me that it is not the end of the world that even if I happened to be positive I can still live a healthy life. I was a bit relieved. He now placed me on PEP which is a drug that can help the body tissue to fight and stop HIV from developing at the early stage. The drug only work 48hours after sexual encounter with HIV positive patience and it is to be taken on a timely basis for 28days.

How do I explain to my wife what I was into? She will never trust me for the rest of her life so I thought.

I started taking the drugs as prescribed. After 7days my wife noticed my inactiveness in the other room.

14days on, I haven't touched my beautiful wife. Something I don't ordinarily miss almost every other night...


I have to lie anyway. One thing bad about lie
is that you have to tell another lie to cover your previous lie. I became a liar and a strange man before a lady who has given in all for my sake. No wonder women always believe that no man should be trusted even the nicest of us...... I lied to my wife I am in 40days fasting. I began fasting and praying by emergency to cover my lies properly.

Anyway. 30 days on I tested negative, 90days I tested negative, 6-9 months I tested negative.

But after the initial 40days I began to knack my woman with reckless abandon....

Today I'm negative, but I live with this guilt and will live with it till the day I join my ancestors because somethings are better left unsaid.

May God keep giving me the wisdom to handle my family and remove every temptations that may tear my family apart. Amen!
First of, you don't have HIV.
Second of all, cheat with your chest. Be proud of your actions cause I Wonder which is worse, lying to God by your pretend prayers or telling the truth.

You don't have HIV!
Literature › My 12th Christmas by Csami(op): 2:06pm On Dec 19, 2021
It was Christmas and I was being a kid, taking a stroll around the neighborhood. Then I heard her crying, she cried at interval but she cried loud. I moved towards the loud cry and what i witnessed haunted my sleep. They were either six or seven of them but none was crying but one was bound both arms and legs. I watched for 20 mins they all took turn mounting her while she cried helplessly and passed out. My mind wondered why would one bound her so hard and watch them mount her so hard to the extent of killing her. That night I dreamt about the whole incident as I just saw happened. Right now, I'm still haunted by that scenario and the 12 years old me wondered why my mom and her relations watched while those cocks killed that hen.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 8th December 2021 by Csami(m): 10:44pm On Dec 08, 2021
ProphetJeroboam:
They can’t do so easily now. They’ve been exposed. Barcelona is just poor. Current psg will defeat this Bayern side, even City and Liverpool.
Not too long ago, they would have added Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 8th December 2021 by Csami(m): 10:41pm On Dec 08, 2021
Jakemedg:
Nothing is special about Bayern Munich style of play but their hunger for goals is special
7-2,3-1 10-3 agg Spurs
3-0,4-1 7-1 agg Chelsea
5-1,5-1 10-2 agg Arsenal
9-2 agg Benfica
Wait till you get paired with Bayern Munich aka
Humiliation specialists you will know how far
Look, Barca is on a down low. There was a time Bayern 12 - 1 sporting cp. That same champions league season, Barca humbled them by 5 - 1.
Programming › Re: Developers!! Get In by Csami(m): 10:56pm On Nov 19, 2021
I will like to develop your products
Programming › Re: React Is After My Life....please Help!!! by Csami(m): 10:46pm On Nov 19, 2021
React navigation suck. Angular router the best
Family › Re: Advice Needed, My Wife Is Driving Me Crazy by Csami(m): 8:50am On Nov 19, 2021
Lol! And Here I am telling myself, you need to get off market
Family › Re: Do Wives Owe Their Husband Sex ? by Csami(m): 4:57pm On Nov 14, 2021
Klass99:
I am curious Mufasa, have you ever enjoyed sex with a reluctant and unwilling partner? Answer truthfully o!

@ Tobechi, you made valid points but so did Tickles001.

My personal ideology of marriage has always been two adults taking good care of each other. And that means in every way possible - sexually, financially, emotionally, physically and otherwise.

In marriage, I believe our bodies belong to each other, it's about giving and receiving care, being there for the other person even when you don't feel like it, but they need you.

We owe each other sex, as well as respect, intimacy and more.....If I am tired and not in the mood, I will simply tell my man, I'm tired so bear with me if I don't bring my A Game to this show or I am not an active and enthusiastic participant tonight.

I won't say no or deny him the cookie, because when he flips that script on me I am sure I won't like it or find it funny.
Wife material 100 yards!

I'll love someone like you if I wasn't selfish
Music/Radio › Re: Share Favourite Quotes/lines That Inspire You by Csami(m): 4:46pm On Nov 14, 2021
People die every day. That's just part of life around here.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Speech: Nigerian Lawmakers On Ghana's Terror Watchlist - Reps by Csami(m): 12:23pm On Oct 06, 2021
greatiyk4u:
Ordinary Nigeria face situations more harsh than this yet none of una care to speak out.


One of my major Joy's in this Buhari's regime is that nobody is untouchable again

Senate president
NASS members
Pastors
Lawyers
Activists
Corrupt professionals

Name them are no longer beyond the law,

Even bandits now get highly placed individuals as easy as they have been tormenting the ordinary man.

All of them join for change.....


Those who complain that Buhari has divided Nigeria are not serious, what was uniting Nigeria under PDP was CORRUPTION/SHARE THE MONEY, now that Buhari has curtailed that to an extent the unity scattered which ideally is good for the suffering masses who now watch even the rich cry.
Is like your brain is not connected to your fingers
Family › Re: My Experience Adopting A Child In Nigeria As A Young Guy by Csami(m): 2:29pm On Sep 09, 2021
TMTR:
Lol, I am not sure if I am ever going to get married , but I know where you are coming from, my younger sister is so fond of her, she spends school holidays with her abroad so she is covered so don't worry.
Bros, you no go like adopt me like dis
Politics › Re: IPOB Kicks As Boko Haram Gets Mention In Money Heist Season 5 by Csami(m): 1:46am On Sep 04, 2021
No offense Op but you don't have srnse
Foreign Affairs › Re: New Zealand ISIS Terrorist Stabbed 6 Despite Being Monitored 24/7 By Cop(Pix,vid by Csami(m): 12:16am On Sep 04, 2021
If he stabbed 6 people before apprehension while under surveillance, the police bleeped up. American police won't allow that happened. Nigerian police won't even allow that happen.
Family › Re: My Brothers life Is Becoming Messed: Becoming a Theif. Pls I need advice by Csami(m): 12:11am On Sep 04, 2021
Keep him busy legitimately! If he still bleeps up, wash your hands off him.
Romance › Re: This Is Why You Must Run Away From Random Sex by Csami(m): 6:41pm On Aug 31, 2021
Something must kill a man. Be it sex, man, woman, animal etc. This is life and there are a 1000 ways to die
Health › Re: Girl Drinks Sniper And Dies After Her Boyfriend Broke Up With Her by Csami(m): 5:31pm On Aug 29, 2021
My dearest Sixsmith, I shot myself through the roof of my mouth this morning with Vivian Ayrs' Luger. A true suicide is a paced, disciplined certainty. People pontificate suicide is a coward's act couldn't be further from the truth. Suicide takes tremendous courage
TV/Movies › Re: My Favorite Daily Movie Quote by Csami(op): 10:17pm On Aug 27, 2021
People die everyday. It's just life around here ~ Eric Killmonger
Politics › Re: It Will Never Be Well With Whoever Did This To FFK by Csami(m): 12:40pm On Aug 22, 2021
kollinzgee:
He is displaying the typical trait of a Yoruba,talking from different sides of his mouth,they are not hear nor there both politically and religiously,all the yorubas i knew few months ago supporting igboho have re-embraced Nigeria..
First of all, I'll say I'm disappointed with this statement. You have not met all the Yorubas to draw such conclusion.

Secondly, FFK isn't mental unstable, he's just your average Naija politician. A scaler quantity looking for his next meal.

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