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But let's vote for tinubu.

The asiwaju of Nigeria.

Awon werey.

Abeg before that happens, Nigeria should grant asylum to the Russian women Willing to come.

It would be a waste to the world to lose such pretty faces in a nuclear conflagration.

These northerners are just arrogant.

And with nothing to show except uncontrolled birth rate that is increasing the poverty rate.

It's insane.

No wonder why every economic indices in this country is tending to the negative.

The small money that Nigeria is making is being looted wholesale.

Instead of the moronic citizens to get someone like Peter obi in to reset the system, they are looking for a tinubu or atiku.

Una no well for dis country.

tillaman:
Ain’t no body turning up for y’all
Who wants to die for some sellouts and greedy politicians

It's not that they can't.
They just don't have the credibility for it.

The good people like Peter obi that should do the criticism are not doing it, it is corrupt politicians that are left with the job of opposition.

If apc loses in 2023, any opposition from them will be like a joke to us because they have been there and they did nothing.

globemoney:
You are the one that is nothing to right home about. Obiano remains the best Anambra Governor ever and nothing will come out from this EFCC witchhunt so keep dreaming

If they discover that he looted money, I hope you support that he should be imprisoned after vomiting all he has stolen

zealousayo:
Please how many first class did your set produce sir?

8

Always use condoms o.

BluntTheApostle:
Although I didn't break any records, I finished with a first class.

I also didn't plan to finish with a first class.

I became conscious of my grades in my third year. In fact, I only began to learn how to calculate CGPA during the holidays between 200 level and 300 level. That was when I realize that I was heading for a first class finish.

Only for me to have a carryover in 2nd semester, 300 level.

But still, I ended up with a first class.

God be praised!!!

Atleast your own good na.

4.5 that was I managing with care since 200 level, it got to 500 level and the department cut it to 4.44.

First class was too much in my set and I was hovering in the borderline between 4.47 to 4.5, so I fell victim.

I wrote a letter to HOD, Dean, and I even went with the SUG president to go and beg.

It fell on deaf ears.

Na so I carry my 4.44 comot.
It still pains me to this day.

Stop boboing us.

There is nobody that got a first class in Nigeria and did not dream about it.

It does not fall into anybody's laps by chance.

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StAmbrose1:
It is good you told him off with the truth.
Even though he is going somewhere else, Man U is there for him.
Although, I want him to stay put at Chelsea.

Manchester United is a circus.

No smart manager would go there and risk his reputation.

If you think the organisers of the pageantry did not fucckkk this girl, then I have a bridge to sell you.

The US is desperate.

That is why it is good for a country to be relevant.

angelfallz:
Ancelotti's type of football is now in the past.

For a club to be successful, detailed positional play, structured attacks, are what helps to bring success.

If you check very well Real Madrid have better players, but Barca is dealing with them because of the reasons I mentioned above.

It is not a surprise that successful teams are coached by the likes of Guardiola, Tuchel, Klopp, Ten Hag, Conte, Nagelsman. These coaches coach detailed attack patterns, detailed positional play on the training ground up to the extent that it becomes automatic for the players.

Ancelotti might be sacked by tomorrow or by the end of the season.

He is a great coach but just like Mourinho his time has passed.

Real Madrid should better get a coach like Tuchel(who might be available due to Chelsea's off field issues) because by next season, Barca would be stronger.

Tuchel say he is not going anywhere.
There is no where else he would rather be.

There is no greater glory anywhere else.
There is no better league outside England.

And our so called "off-field" issues would have been resolved by the end of the month when we would have chosen a new owner from the list of suitors.

Edoziesmart:
Clown but they are the highest ucl champions

I doubt Chelsea will beat us this time around. Don't judge with what we played tonight. At least whether Barca win or not we've pocket this season la liga

If chelsea no beat you, I go decamp.

Datboredberry:
A great personality is more than enough...

No longer works by itself alone.

Personality alone will not open those female legs, atleast in Nigeria.

Now Imagine how useless psg must be to fold to such a calamitous team.

Chelsea go put am for their body wotowoto.

SmartProf:
This Madrid team can't make top 4 in the EPL. Chelsea will slap them in the both legs out of the UCL to the shame of Nairaland beer parlour football analysts. Eden Hazard must be laughing at Madrid's performance right now. Barca is bossing them like they are a secondary school interhouse sports team.

If dem make top 6, dem try.

Vitamin17:
No underrate Madrid cause of this match o

Once Reece James and Chilwell come back in time, if madrid like, make dem go do juju, dem must collect.

Such an overrated team.

HappyCanadian:
Don't be disrespectful

There is nobody more disrespectful than real madrid.

Their fans already thought they have qualified for the champions league semi final.

These are the clowns that want to play chelsea.

LMAO.

pinkygurl:
What an inspo . I nid to change nairaland moniker to fyb project asap

Lol

VEXT:
Which tribe Igbo no hate..No b for nairaland Igbo dey insult Yoruba people everyday,call them women dirty women and oloshos ,call their men lazy men and skull miners

And your tribe is innocent and smell of rainbows on nairaland.

They don't insult others too?

DaveDGreat:
Just wow!! That's great Sir. I'm also a chemical engineering graduate. My final year thesis was based on adsorption mechanism while my final year design project was based on production of chemicals from biomass.

Nice meeting you Corrosive Warhead. Much Respect Sir!!!

Much respect,bro.

E no easy.

DaveDGreat:
Bro you be Chem Engr.? Your Monika sounds like Continuously Stirred Tank Reactor that year


Abi too much garri don dey deceive my eyes.

Yes, I am a Chemical Engineer.

My final year project was based on designing a continuously stirred tank reactor(CSTR).

And I love designing reactors.

There is no where they said he studied mechanical engineering na.

M.Eng is masters in Engineering.

Abi my eyes dey deceive me.?

NwaAmaikpe:





See my fellow 1st class degree holder in Engineering.
Can someone tell this boy that with such brains, he has no reason being in Nigeria, he should be in one Aerodrome in Ukraine or in an auto assembly plant in Sweden.

Most people here may not know, but I graduated as well with a 5.0 CGPA and first class degree in Kpekus Engineering.
There is no rusty crevice that wasn't brought back to life after being worked on by me.

But it is not by getting a CGPA of 5.0 in Mechanical Engineering in the classroom, can he replace pistons and rings in the workshop?

Can he use an Allen key and '15 combined' perfectly with just his left hand while his right hand romances the boobs of an agbo seller as he replaces the 'half-and-top' of a faulty V8 engine without being distracted?

If he can, then he is just as good as me in this thing called engineering.

What is the business of a mechanical engineer with replacing piston in a workshop?

Is he a technician?

Mechanical engineering just useless for Nigeria.

Na to operate air compressor and HVAC they do for companies in Nigeria.

Highly underutilized.

The china-taiwan issue is funny.

Taiwan is called the republic of China in their current Taiwanese Constitution.
And they claim that the greater China belongs to them and that the Beijing leadership is rogue.

In mainland China, it is called the people's republic of China and they also lay claim to Taiwan which they call Chinese Taipei.

They are all Chinese and they agree to that fact.
The world should leave them alone to settle their issues.

To the victors, goes the spoils.

SeeThisLoser:
Without the US, China is a goner.

And that is why they are trying to diversify their export market and invest in Africa to create prosperity to serve as future market for China.

Unfortunately, African economies is not rising up as quickly as they want.

Yoruba girls Sha.
Dem too fertile.

And they have the ability to fucckkk anything especially if the guy is Yoruba.