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CareerRe: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by cucumbar: 7:28pm On Dec 16, 2023
Nazgul:
The question you should be asking is how much does a bank manager earn in Nigeria?

If you must know, no bank in Nigeria pays their branch managers up to N1m. On an average, they earn between 500-600k. (That's about $600 not pounds o)

A skyscraper window cleaner in the UK earns about £23,000. With that amount, you can live comfortably in the UK.

Aside the risks involved in the job, I won't say he made a bad choice.
you Guys speak with so much authority. One will think you were the one that set the salary scale.
CareerRe: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by cucumbar: 5:56pm On Dec 16, 2023
TOPCRUISE:
Depends on the pay and future oriented goals pertaining to himself and kids.

Average Bank manager salary in Nigeria: N11,000,000/ annum.
Average skyscraper salary in UK: £27,304/annum. Or N30,000,000 to N35,000,000

Do the maths.
who told you a bank manager earns that low? That’s a mid level salary in some banks. A manager in a bank earns up to 30m these days.
PoliticsRe: God Has Departed From Wike’ – Primate Ayodele by cucumbar: 1:08pm On Dec 15, 2023
Visblog:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/14/god-has-departed-from-wike-primate-ayodele/
this man too talk. To him he is giving a prophecy abi? Was God ever with Wike ? Useless people parading as men of god. Primate ko, mammal ni.
BusinessRe: Jumia Food To Shutdown In Nigeria From December 2023 by cucumbar: 12:24pm On Dec 14, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Competition is beating them silly! Nigerians are increasingly price-sensitive and not brand sensitive. Why buy Jumia food when you can get it cheaper?


Over a thousand Chinese have built factories worth billions across Nigeria, producing almost all consumer items.

America started its LARGEST consulate globally in Lagos

Chinese investors are building a plant for mining Lithium in Kaduna

Indian Investors are set to complete Nigeria's first steel plant and one of the few on the continent

Local and foreign investors have just built a new seaport and the most significant the nation has ever had

Portuguese investors are funding the high-speed rail link from Nigeria to Niger

A Gambian investor has built the biggest estate in Port Harcourt

An Indian investor has built the biggest Cassava plant in the country

Elon Musks Starlink has launched one of its first continental projects in Nigeria

Microsoft, Facebook, Google, etc have all launched new mega projects in Nigeria.

South Koreans have grown their business with Nigeria to over a billion dollars.

Germans funded the first national comprehensive electricity usage mapping app in Nigeria.

German Siemens are revamping Nigeria's electricity sector.

Spanish companies just recently signed agreements to develop the Gas sector.

Etc etc etc...


NIGERIA IS ON TRACK TO BECOMING A GLOBAL MANUFACTURING HUB BY 2025.

God bless Nigeria for ever!Check my signature for free stuffs!
Na lies go kill this robot
TravelRe: Makinde To Complete Dualization Of 7.3km Agodi Gate-Old Ife Road by cucumbar: 8:29am On Dec 13, 2023
trutharena:
Source: Oyo State Government Feedback
This one come be achievement?
BusinessRe: Gomoney Bank Has Been Down For A Week Now, Customers Money Trapped by cucumbar: 10:52pm On Dec 12, 2023
SilasNwude:
For more than 6 days Gomoney has been down with customer money trapped.
was thinking I was the only one using it (I have over a million Naira there).

I went to Instagram seeing lots of people using them for either business or savings.

For the almost a week they've been sending generic emails and replies to angry customers.

What are both CBN and NDIC doing about this since they're both licensed under them.
Sterling bank is exonerating themselves from gomoney they claimed to own.

Please if you're a gomoney user kindly comment for way forward.
what is go money? How can you leave large sums with something on the internet without physical office space? Some people no just get sense sha… you’ll learn the hard way. Your money don go.
TravelRe: Passengers Groan As Return Air Tickets Climb N500,000 On Monopoly Routes by cucumbar: 12:49am On Dec 09, 2023
Ballmer:
Bro feel free to well to death as Igbo no de see shege na only Yoruba n Batist de see the shege but your Igbo father and you will learn
you are a fool.. me I’m not seeing any shege o.Na your likes I Dey pity. Dem full for my DM. Senseless goat. You can only dream of the kind of life I live. Continue supporting nonsense because he is your tribes man . Bastard.
TravelRe: Passengers Groan As Return Air Tickets Climb N500,000 On Monopoly Routes by cucumbar: 1:32pm On Dec 08, 2023
Ballmer:
They know all igbos are billionaire that's why



I think the effect is bcoa all igbos are billionaire
Sebi your papa Sabi talk say Batist go see shege say you go de flex na another reason be that. You must learn a very terrible lesson.



It is bcoa only Batist will see shege bansa according to foolish ipobidient
stupid demonic tribalistic animal. suffering and smiling. You can’t think differently from the senile old fool you are supporting.
TravelRe: Passengers Groan As Return Air Tickets Climb N500,000 On Monopoly Routes by cucumbar: 1:25pm On Dec 08, 2023
This is insane. I booked a return ticket from rome to Paris for $164. That’s about 164k. Why are local flights this expensive ?
TravelRe: Passengers Groan As Return Air Tickets Climb N500,000 On Monopoly Routes by cucumbar: 1:23pm On Dec 08, 2023
IjebuWarrior:
Well, wetin make I come talk? I just got my own return tix to 9ja for $3,750. angry

Nonsense! 🤬
from which country?
AutosRe: Hyundai Santafe 2013 Fulloption Clean Used... 5.9m by cucumbar: 10:50pm On Dec 06, 2023
What are the faults with this ride?
BusinessRe: Equinor Exits Nigeria After 30 Years, Sells Its Assets To Chappal Energies by cucumbar: 10:01pm On Dec 01, 2023
DomPerignon:
International oil companies are being deliberately cut out of the international finance sector courtesy of one man's satanic policy to plunge the earth into global economic and financial chaos.

Economic Sustainable Goals was drafted by one man - Larry Fink who heads BlackRock Group.

BlackRock owns virtually every international corporation.

IOCs are no longer being financed by BlackRock owned banks citing climate change initiative.

They don't care about the climate, they just want to see an explosion in energy prices that will put the entire globe on its needs.

High energy cost translates to high food costs.

This is their grand plan in depopulating the world through an ochestrated man made global famine.

Oil is a vital component in agriculture . From fertilizers, to diesel powered tractors, pesticides to transporting and storage of food produce.

A major war is being waged on the world towards creating an impoverished, malnourished and heavily culled population so as to make the transition to global corporate statehood under the WEF complete.

The war in Ukraine is all coming from BlackRock
As it not only has seen to sanctions on Russian fertilizers and oil but also grain exports from both Ukraine and Russia .

BlackRock has since taken ownership of Ukraine and the war was not only to depopulate Ukraine but to take over its fertile lands and from there plant GMO crops.
Ride on, preacher. A lot of folks don’t know this. They will call you a conspiracy theorist, meanwhile all their plans have been laid bare on the WWW. This latest onslaught started with COVID, and they seem to have their agenda well thought . The WEF has said that in the year 2030, you will own nothing and you will be happy.
Foreign AffairsRe: Sweden Enters Recession As Inflation Hits Consumers by cucumbar: 7:44pm On Nov 30, 2023
QuotaSystem:
Sweden? shocked huh

Shocking because for several years, the country has been classified as one of the absolute best countries to live in.

The global economic downturn is reaching the most unlikely of countries and good leadership, now more than ever, is needed to successfully navigate out of troubled waters.

Thank God we have Tinubu.
Oloshi!
PoliticsRe: Scores Of Kuteb People Killed By Fulani Militia In Taraba State (Graphic Photos) by cucumbar: 5:38pm On Nov 27, 2023
Kazeem47:
RIP to the dead.This is really bad.
BTW,some people will just come and open their gutter spewing trash and bringing religion into everything.This thing is more of like a farmers and herders issues which didn't started today.Their are Muslims and Christians in the Kuteb tribe and same thing among the Fulanis too.Am not trying to defend the Fulanis,but there are good ones and criminals too,which is same in every tribe all over the world.The criminals among them don't use to stay one place,they usually roam about causing trouble,while the peace loving ones live in small communities close to town or in the bush.And they sometimes become victims of the crimes committed by the evil ones,but you can hardly hear about it in the media.And there is one thing about most Fulanis;they hardly forgive once you offend them.
Wetin Kazeem head slammer go talk before ?you must support your people nau.
PoliticsRe: Ogun State: Emerging Industrial Hub Of Nigeria (Pictures) by cucumbar: 7:40pm On Nov 26, 2023
INDOMIE9090:
It began as a trickle, but now, it is no more news, that Ogun state in South-Western Nigeria is the new juggernaut in the fields of Industry and Academic institutions. It can be said that the state is currently experiencing an unprecedented industrial revolution, as an ever increasing stream of Companies, Industries and firms are beginning to site production plants, Warehouses and all kind of facilities in the state, From Dangote's Ibeshe plant (The largest in Africa), to various new Industrial and Power plants in the state, the new manufacturing plants that have commenced production in Ogun State belong to the biggest industrial concerns in the world, and are by no means minnow.

A former governor of Ogun State once described Lagos State as being attached to the belly of Ogun State. This description is reasonably apt, considering that Ogun is geographically the only or closest neighbor to Lagos, with both states conjoined through a vast borderline.- And the increasingly important role Lagos is playing in Nigeria and Africa, is beginning to Yield dividends in no small measure, for its much more endowed and bigger neighbor (ogun). The Huge metropolis that is Lagos has also spilled into Ogun state on many fronts, and state boundaries have blurred out.

While Lagos is undoubtedly ahead as the main station in terms of the service industry establishments, where the headquarters of banks, major business concerns and also the Stock Exchange and other financial centres are located, Ogun has also been accelerating towards emerging as the centre of industrial activities. Presently, investors in the manufacturing sector actually consider Ogun State a more alluring and conducive site for their activities. These investors have been drifting into the state at an unprecedented rate in the last three years, From the Sango Otta axis to Agbara, Ewekoro, Ibese, Ifo, mowe/Ibafo, Magboro and Sagamu,Abeokuta,where numerous major manufacturing firms have registered their presence.
industrial hub ko. No be companies Dey leave Nigeria?
Car TalkRe: What Will You Do In This Situation by cucumbar: 2:33pm On Nov 26, 2023
nurey:
Press my brake and swerve offroad. Car can damage but I am still alive.

Nah normal pattern for Sagamu-Ijebu ode road, death trap + daredevil drivers
press break ke? just turn your hand enter that sandy part with speed.
FamilyRe: My Wife: Why Is The Life of Women So Complicated? by cucumbar: 2:31pm On Nov 26, 2023
Matinox:
This evening I took a reflection on what my wife has gone through in our small marital journey, my heart swirled up with gratitude, I felt like to call my mum and tell her thank you again.

Women are built different!

I just had a baby, I was in the labour room and boy o boy!
The female body is a work of art!

I considered the pains they go through...
My wife for instance, after marriage, sex was a huge desert to cross, it was her first time, she would cry countless times, by the time we crossed that hurdle, she took in, pregnancy came with its own shenanigans!

This thread isn't about my wife, but to all honest women out there, God bless your efforts.

First sex - Pain
Pregnant - Pain
Delivery - Pain
First Breast feeding - Intense pain
Resume sex after child birth - Pain
Wean your baby - Pain

Life for you all is like an art gallery, you all fit into many descriptions. God bless you all.

My mum & wife inclusive!
well, that was how God designed them, so its nothing special.Besides, they brought sin to the world, that's why they have to undergo all those pains. The world would have been a better place if eve had sat her butt one place, but no, Waka Waka and long throat and big preek no free her. don't pity them, please.
Foreign AffairsRe: Military Breach In Sierra Leone by cucumbar: 2:26pm On Nov 26, 2023
gabazin080:
be careful of what you wished for. military is worse than the worst democracy government
no dey use that one scare us. as long as they will put all these politicians inside cage, its fine. there will be law and order too.
PoliticsRe: Fresh recapitalisation: Bank CEOs, others In merger, acquisition talks by cucumbar: 2:20pm On Nov 26, 2023
Cmeo:
But this your comment seems to come out of frustration?? Sorry, I hardly respond to frustrated people.
lol... I'm not frustrated o...this agbado government is favouring me and my family. you can only dream of the life I live.

where is the lie in what I wrote?
I'm just hoping you will get sense, because anybody that supports this kind of evil for whatever reason no get sense.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vows To Crash Petrol Price, Eliminate Hardships by cucumbar: 2:04pm On Nov 26, 2023
WorldRichest:
He has cleared the backlog at Passport Issuance Office.

Give him Credit for that.
so that citizens can leave the country for him and his cronies to loot, while you continue to cheer them online with your 30k salary.suffer head.who do Una this thing? you continue to give credit for stuffs that are supposed to be normal. animals everywhere parading as human beings.
PoliticsRe: Fresh recapitalisation: Bank CEOs, others In merger, acquisition talks by cucumbar: 11:41am On Nov 26, 2023
Cmeo:
Nigeria economy is bad because alot of money that needs to go around from the genuinely rich and corruptly rich are being used to chase dollar speculations and stacking/storage for a gain, but with this recapitalization, banks that helped them in this "buy low, sell high/stacking" adventure will now go back to them and be begging them for Naira to help increase the capital of their bank or they go into extinction or merger. Mind you that those so called bankers are also part of the big speculators, let them bring their gains out to recapitalize their business and not to be betting on dollars gain/Naira fall venture.

The lesson from this would teach all us that extremism is evil. Infact, Cardoso should please make this recapitalization big and fast abeg.
be chasing shadows you hear? You better tell the trial and error government you voted in to do the needful. How come the people that wrecked the economy are walking around freely and are well known? Instead, the government is begging them to release part of the stolen funds. They are buying yatch and chasing wetin no lost. Are you guys ok at all?
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Gives Mossad Orders To Kill Hamas Leaders ‘wherever They Are’( Video) by cucumbar: 9:53pm On Nov 23, 2023
BrickDevo:
This Israel is different from the one told about in the bible, this one is the Israel Britain and Usa created and placed in a Palestinian Territory.
Where are the ones in the Bible?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was The Biggest Challenge You Overcame This Year? by cucumbar: 12:56pm On Nov 23, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
Labour party miscreants!

Prior to the election, they became a pain in the social media space, but with determination and perseverance, myself and crew were able to subdue them and sell our own propaganda`s which finally delivered victory.
so you agree that you are selling propaganda abi ? Foolish boy
PhonesRe: Help: A Thin Black Line Suddenly Appeared On My Iphone XR Screen by cucumbar: 11:40am On Nov 22, 2023
Maks27:
a few days ago, I noticed a thin black line on right side of my iPhone XR's screen, and I also saw recently that the line is longer than before. I tried to take a screenshot, but it does not appear in the photo. I tried to restart the phone and had my software update, but it's still there. What seems to be the problem?
This problem started when I changed the charger could that be the issue
Buy 15 pro max. There are no black lines .
PhonesRe: IOS Iphone Anyone? Find A Solution For Ur Iphones Here by cucumbar: 12:12pm On Nov 21, 2023
Please how do I pay for iCloud o… I need to pay my iCloud subscription. My apple is rejecting all cards , weather naira or dollars.

Any suggestions please?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Too Hard To Govern – Buhari by cucumbar: 12:09pm On Nov 21, 2023
ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/nigerians-too-hard-to-govern-buhari/
is that the reason this bastard stole the country blind?
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Don’t Miss Being President by cucumbar: 9:47am On Nov 20, 2023
Kuginzi:
https://dailytrust.com/buhari-i-dont-miss-being-president/
How will you miss being president when you have stolen more than you could imagine?
Sebi if to say you Dey jail you for no Dey talk this. Bastard.
PoliticsRe: PDP Govs Clash With Wike Over Planned Return Of Anyanwu As National Secretary by cucumbar: 10:58am On Nov 19, 2023
BusinessRe: Inflation Rate: Monetary Policies Yielding Desired Results, Says CBN by cucumbar: 11:30pm On Nov 16, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
https://punchng.com/inflation-rate-monetary-policies-yielding-desired-results-says-cbn/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=social
Na true… we agbadorians are seeing the yield in results… it has started favoring us and our families since last week Tuesday. Yeye monkeys.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Returns To Abuja After Official Visits To Saudi And Bissau by cucumbar: 10:07pm On Nov 16, 2023
joelbooks:
President Bola Tinubu returns to Abuja after official visits to Saudi-Arabia and Guinea-Bissau.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/tinubu-returns-to-nigeria/amp/
Returns empty handed with enough lies for for Freestuffng and his likes as usual, after carrying oloshos like they did in New York
TravelRe: Italy Visa by cucumbar: 11:10am On Nov 15, 2023
pappy2000:
hello if you are earning 180k per month and with a balance of 3m in your account, can you use this to apply for visitors visa
if you are earning 180k per m, they will know you want to Japa, and they will refuse you visa.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen From VIPs by cucumbar: 8:18am On Nov 14, 2023

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