Phones › Re: Meta To Reduce Office Space In Lagos by cucumbar: 8:19am On Jun 14, 2024 |
hmohammed: For your information, this is not Nigerian specific. Meta in 2023 layed off 20k employees and this is the impact of that decision. How is this a Nigerian thing?
For your information this kind of news is what makes investors run away from Nigeria and in the end we will be the one to suffer it. Our children will be the one to suffer for this unnecessary media stunt just to make people feel BAT is the worst thing that happened to Nigeria. if he’s not the worst thing that happened to Nigeria, tell me what is. I can see you are not okay. |
Travel › Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by cucumbar: 10:58am On Jun 12, 2024 |
LalastiklaIa: Thanks I wrote to them and my passport has been delivered with 15 days single entry. which email did you write to, please . |
Travel › Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by cucumbar: 10:57am On Jun 12, 2024 |
hunee: Thank you sir, Safe travels. good day bro, please what’s their email address? My passport has been with them for 3months plus with no form of communication. I need to retrieve it. Will appreciate your response. |
Education › Re: UK University Offers To Fund Flights Home For Nigerian Students Ordered To Leave by cucumbar: 9:54am On Jun 12, 2024 |
PaChukwudi44: Who is this one? You are asking the government to regulate how people spend their personal monies? What exactly are you smoking. He is not smoking anything. He was born stupid. Stupidity is embedded in the genes of agbadorians , or how else will you explain their thought process? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Civilians Bloodshed Will Help Hamas - Hamas Chief , Yahya Sinwar by cucumbar: 11:02pm On Jun 11, 2024 |
Franklybiin: Despite Israel’s ferocious effort to kill him, Sinwar has survived and micromanaged Hamas’s war effort, drafting letters, sending messages to cease-fire negotiators and deciding when the U.S.-designated terrorist group ramps up or dials back its attacks.
A man defying all odds  everyday for the thief, one day for the owner. Israel will soon kill him like they normally kill his fellow so called leaders…. Like chicken. |
Travel › Re: EU Visa Fee Surges For Nigerians And Other African Nationals by cucumbar: 1:51pm On Jun 10, 2024 |
Believeintruth: change your hemp dealer, as you are not making sense walahi what he is saying is true. He who has ear, let him hear what the spirit is saying on nairaland. |
Politics › Re: Rivers: Fubara Only Popular Because He’s Anti-wike Says Amaechi by cucumbar: 11:56pm On Jun 09, 2024 |
olatuns2017: Yea,
Sim is popular because he is anti wike.
He is popular amonth Obedense also because anything against tinibu is popular amonth IPOB ...
Meanwhile wike is the best man so far in FCT what is amonth amonth you keep writing you this Yoruba boy? Simple English, you can’t write. Olodo! I can see why the country is the way it is. When we have daft fellows like you, why not ??😜😜 |
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: FG Offers ₦62,000 After Hours Of Meeting by cucumbar: 10:33am On Jun 08, 2024 |
richie240: Do the majority of the ppl grandstanding and praying that the country scatters except FG dances to their tune consider themselves nigerians at heart? Yes or no?
If they are not nigerians at heart why should they play a part in what happens in nigeria?? Yes or no?
Do you expect a 'foreigner' to love his host country more than d indigenes?? Yes or no?
 Lexy 2014 is asking you a simple question, answer the question, you are writing rubbish. Did you just learn the word, grandstanding? 🤔 Your head no correct, just like the people you support. That’s why you are running up and down the thread like a lunatic, quoting everyone. If your head correct, answer the question he asked you. Animal. |
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: FG Offers ₦62,000 After Hours Of Meeting by cucumbar: 11:19pm On Jun 07, 2024 |
iamphilips: rubbish!!!! 62,000 while some fat cows are making over 25 million monthly in senate and house of reps...... We all deserve whatever it is we're facing!!!! We all voted for the current Government , we all gonna enjoy it together..... At least we still got 3 good years to go, if not 7. point of correction… speak for yourself. WE ALL didn’t vote this government. People like you put us in this mess. |
Politics › Re: More Difficult Decisions Lie Ahead Before… – FG by cucumbar: 6:17pm On Jun 07, 2024 |
BreconHills: The man told everyone that there would be difficult days ahead. He said this even before the election. But I understand that people are hurt and angry. Their response is the very reason that things that should have done since 1978 were not done. If we continue patching the fundamental flaws in the economy we will hand over an increasingly damaged country to our children in exchange for tenure longevity. you Dey really stupid o. Difficult times for the masses while they live lavishly, and you are opening that gutter you call a mouth to spill this rubbish? Do these people look like they are doing anything to better your condition now or in years to come? |
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by cucumbar: 9:45am On Jun 07, 2024 |
A305: No chief.
And we hope or I hope for a reversal but if that reversal does not come. The high ground we trending on will collapse the currency into a slippery slope.
It's just a matter of time. well, their plan is to continue increasing the rate as inflation increases. |
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by cucumbar: 9:20am On Jun 07, 2024 |
A305: when the rates gets reduced in the future, maybe by then more investors will sign up for the Dollar based MMF or diversify into other investments.
But this current upward trend is scary to me — I use to think maybe it's not only Nigeria because Kenya's MMF rate is currently at 13% - 15% but what's scary about that of Nigeria is the rate at which it is shooting to the moon like we trading crypto here.
I know the Government is trying to mop in cash and also stimulate the economy with these crazy TBill rates, however the bigger picture I am painting here is total collapse of the Naira currency. Zimbabwe currency was a text book example of what I am saying here; this should also be a wake up call.
At this point, I'm starting to think the government can't help it. did you hear that they will continue to increase rates till 2026? 😂 |
Food › Re: People Can’t Afford To Buy One Tuber Of Yam Again! (Pics) by cucumbar: 12:34pm On Jun 05, 2024 |
haybhi1: But why did God decide to create Obidients without brain? What was His intention, cruise? 'cos all I see is a community of dumb people, useless to the world, and just wasting oxygen.
How on earth does yam's cost relate to Toyin Abraham's choice of ruler? Someone exercised her rights like everyone else and it became a cause for intimidation. What has she done wrong? Is she the one to determine the price of yam? Are her children, her family dutiful to the inflation and insecurity?
I myself voted in Tinubu, but taken aback by his unprecedented rulership now, does that mean I must be castigated for his woes? As if Obi was not as dumb as a governor, with ill-antics during campaign, but canonized by Obidients.
There's a reason Soyinka termed you people headless mob, the sage was wrong, 'cos you lot are worse. Group of people that form the world's worst unintelligent unit. May my children not interact with lots like Obidients, I'll do everything to enact that, 'cos I can't imagine raising a child with low IQ....And what has all these got to do with Toyin Aimaku?
And, in fact, it's Obi, baba borehole, who's a saint, right?
Converting state's fund into family business and caressing state's 250M in Lagos were immaculate acts of saint, abi? Ahsweh, craniotomy will reveal a hollow head of you lot. Be struggling to write useless English there. If you opened your eyes and voted the person you said you voted, after all you saw before the election, then you are dumber than the obidients you are trying so had to disparage with these your cut an join English. Thunder wey go fire all of Una still Dey get ready. Yamama fall ontop that your big ugly bald empty head . Stupid tribalistic monkey . |
Travel › Re: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by cucumbar: 5:05pm On Jun 04, 2024 |
Please what’s the trick in booking a date ?
That site keep throwing me out for 3 months now. After asking me to verify I’m human, I’ve not been able to go past there.
I have tried all the specified web browser. No way. |
Celebrities › Re: Brother Marquis Dies At 57 by cucumbar: 2:11pm On Jun 04, 2024 |
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Politics › Re: 'Nigeria, We Hail Thee': Bill seeking return of old anthem gets Reps, Senate nod by cucumbar: 3:09pm On May 23, 2024 |
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Phones › Re: Low Purchasing Power: Nigerians Go For Swapping As Prices Of Mobile Phones Rise by cucumbar: 7:57pm On May 20, 2024 |
iamsense: For your info: I support anybody (Tinibu, Kwankwanso or Atiku) but never Obi because I refuse to be a fool like you. ful wey say he refuse to be a fool. You have blamed everyone but yourself. From binance to BDC….. If at your age you believe it’s obidients that are responsible for the calamity you brought then you are a lost cause. |
Phones › Re: Low Purchasing Power: Nigerians Go For Swapping As Prices Of Mobile Phones Rise by cucumbar: 5:30pm On May 20, 2024 |
Exousiang01: You are ignorant and shortsighted.
Intelligent Nigerian with foresight knows that Tinubus policies are what is best for the Country. We know we would face hard times but it better we face the hard times right now to fix it than grow old into a dead country.
You cant eay your bread and have it.
This is a process. Its like renovating a house, the house gets messes up, some walls a broken, Windows removed, door pylled down etc but its all for the greater good this one don mad, na to naked enter street remain. |
Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 12:52pm On May 19, 2024 |
How many years visa does Canada give a first timer ? |
Travel › Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by cucumbar: 12:51pm On May 19, 2024 |
Hanihani: Greetings everyone ! Please, I am new here . I just came returned from Tsl France Lagos and my visa was denied reason they gave me ; there are reasonable doubts as to your intention to leave the territory of the member states before the visa expires. And they also stated that I can appeal against my refusal of visa . I seek for a week vacation as I have 3 weeks leave from my place of work . I submitted all the essential details , including my land document . I have a 7 year old son whom I added hiz pucture . I have been to Maldives, Mauritius , UAE, Kenya, Abidjan, Lomé etc I have never stayed more than 2 weeks in my previous vacations and I am not trying to elope as I have a good job here and my son . Please, can someone aid me out on how to go with the Appeal . Possibly if there’s any EU states that will grant me visa to apply . I did wish to spend my leave in any of the EU states . Thanks how much was in the statement of account you presented? |
Travel › Re: Emirates Airline Announces Resumption Of Nigerian Flights From October 1 by cucumbar: 7:05pm On May 16, 2024 |
theredaddy: You must be very dumb, is that the best defence you can come up with
continue praying things go Bad, so you can sing "we can warn them".. awon eléribu lol! you be idiot. If at your age, you believe it’s obidients that is causing the naira to fall. Who dumb pass a creature that voted for a fossil that was licking a microphone when he was asked to test the microphone ?😀 See ehn, your head no correct , judging by the way you think. Na Thunder go fire all of Una wey dey support this calamity . The level of your stupidity and your likes on this forum need to be studied. |
Travel › Re: Emirates Airline Announces Resumption Of Nigerian Flights From October 1 by cucumbar: 5:12pm On May 16, 2024 |
theredaddy: You and your likes are so accustomed to bitterness such that una no dey wan see goodnews When Naira was gaining value few week ago so many post were fired to question it .... noise of propaganda choke the air, the word "Propaganda became the most used words in Nigeria, today Naira is back to falling obedient rest .. its like they found peace your Mumu no go ever do. So na obidients make naira fall abi. Oloshi . |
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by cucumbar: 12:06pm On May 10, 2024 |
emmasoft: @vefexam You can do dollar fund. My preference is Norrenberger Dollar fund. Here are the details of the fund.
Norrenberger Dollar Fund Details.
The Norrenberger US Dollar Fund: This is a collective investment scheme, registered with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). The objective of the Fund is to hedge against currency risk while providing liquidity and competitive returns to investors. The Fund is targeted at Retail Investors, High Net-worth Individuals, Africans in the diaspora, Local and Foreign Institutional Investors seeking Dollar dominated investments. The Fund invests in Sovereign & Corporate Eurobonds and dollar denominated money market instruments. Features: • Return on investment is competitive and tax-free. • The Fund is open-ended and constituted under a Trust Deed. • Quarterly dividend payment or reinvestment. • Redemption of units within the first 90-day period attracts a 20% penalty charge on accrued return. • Redemption is processed within 5 working days. • Online access is available to monitor fund performance. • Diversified portfolio in dollar-denominated instruments. • Minimum subscription is 5 units and subsequent addition of 1 unit at the prevailing price per unit. • Purchase price is $103.52, yield of 10.57% as of 8th May 2024.
Please let me know when you are ready. You can call/chat me up with details on my signature. does this rate work like the Naira MMF rate of Stanbic IBTC ? What will be my daily interest on say, 30k dollars at this rate ? |
Computers › Re: Peter Obi Reacts To Microsoft Shutting Down Its Lagos Innovation Centre by cucumbar: 11:42pm On May 08, 2024 |
MasterTeeUSA: I have spent years listening to Peter Obi...One thing I notice...he says a lot without offering comprehensive solutions to anything. From consumption to production is an example...produce what? with what? By who?
The fact is Nigeria's issues are complex. If you don't float, we will run out of money and go bankrupt. Increasing the Naira-Dollar means foreign countries will make less from the Naira they make, and if they pay employees in dollars, they will spend more Naira, which explains why some left.
If you want us to produce agriculture massively, we need forex to buy equipment as a Government. The solution I see ...should not be domiciled in the Govt. Peter Obi can start an NGO to expand the irrigation system, rent agricultural tools to farmers, build storage centers, and show how scaling these things can create jobs and feed the nation. He prefers, however, to donate money. He said we need economic policies...which policies? agbadorian. Peter obi can do this and that. Is Peter obi your president? Mad man. |
Crime › Re: Leah Sharibu Married To Two Boko Haram Leaders, Now Has Two Kids – 'repentant' T by cucumbar: 10:13pm On May 08, 2024 |
Doyin2: Idiot.
What I expected you to do is to debunk what I wrote,that would have been a more intelligent approach.
Moreover,mischief is when you define terrorism to suit your selfish interest.
You can google the meaning of terrorism .
We’ve had terrorism from all sides of the divide,over the centuries .
The Jewish Americans and Israelis are the current terrorists disturbing global peace,via genocide,illegal occupation and neglect or veto of UN resolutions.
Russians are another group of terrorists.
But idiots like you would link terrorism to only religion.
You can read more about Jewish terrorism:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_extremist_terrorism#:~:text=Jewish%20terrorism%20in%20Israel%20existed,tag%20attacks%20began%20around%202008.
What has kidnapping ,raping innocent people and asking for ransom,got to do with Islam?
Also,there is a whole chapter in the Quran against forcing religion on people. 😁 doyin …. Yoruba Muslim. It seems like you are not ok. You no know your religion. Those terrorists killing people all over the north are always shouting hallelujah abi? Which sect term others not from their religion infidels? Which sect butcher people for blasphemy while shouting alahukabau? All terrorists are Muslims, and it is supported by your religion. |
Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Suspend Charges On Deposits Till September by cucumbar: 4:13pm On May 08, 2024 |
SmartyPants: I will support him now because he is the president and he deserves the support of the nation since obviously, he is working for us. But I understand that you can't see that because a certain bitterness has gripped your heart and refused to let go. Sorry my dear.
But why are you asking about my POS business idea - are you a robber or are you looking for a job? If it's the latter, when I start I will let you know so we can see that your CV. We will need operators, but I hope you're not as silly in the real world as you are here? Just send your CV anyway, we'll take a look when it's time, as I don't do grudges. You must be in Abuja too.
Anything else? no, I’m not a robber, You can’t employ me. We are not on the same level. You will envy me if we ever cross parts. I’m just wondering how a wretched boy managing to survive with a POS business will be supporting a government that wants to snuff out life from him with their draconian policies. Someone that turned the country upside down in nine months can’t possibly be working for us, except you love suffering. You support is either due to tribalism, religious affiliations, or you are not well upstairs. Like I responded to someone above that quoted you, a lot of you guys that support this government are never -do wells, and just want to drag others to your level. Smartpants, you are not smart ! |
Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Suspend Charges On Deposits Till September by cucumbar: 3:42pm On May 08, 2024 |
SmartyPants: You this clown, I've not seen you around in a while. How are you? Funny enough I didn't vote for Tinubu. But that information is not likely going to be useful to you so carry on. shut up there … you didn’t vote for him, but you are supporting him. You are still not smart. You are the clown here , for supporting a fellow clown who licks a microphone when he is asked to test the mic. 😁 By the way, have you registered your POS business? You this low-life. Thunder fire your head wherever you are. |
Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Suspend Charges On Deposits Till September by cucumbar: 3:37pm On May 08, 2024 |
Devil1Messenger: U are dull Is IGR a measure of development?
Hope u see how Tinubu is taxing everything, that was how he did in Lagos to raise IGR. A very dumb strategy that only make sense to foolish people like u. GDP, HDI those are the globally recognised indices for measuring development and Peter Obi dust fashola and Tinubu combined in those areas Any madman can come and start taxing every goat and fowl to raise IGR. That is what Tinubu did in Lagos and that is what he is doing in Nigeria now Hope u are enjoying the govt now Ozuor don’t mind that slowpoke that has smart in his name. He is nowhere near smart. One thing about these people that support this government like this monkey you quoted is that, they are ‘never do wells’ in real life, and want to drag everyone to their level. That’s one reason they support all this rubbish. If you see most of them in real life, you’ll ask yourself if these are the lots you’ve been engaging with online. |
Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Suspend Charges On Deposits Till September by cucumbar: 3:21pm On May 08, 2024 |
SmartyPants: There is nothing worth reading in the rubbish that fellow wrote. To start with, as is the usual way with the Obidients, his entire message is based on a lie. Lagos does not have and has never had anywhere close to 1 trillion naira in IGR. The highest is 650bn or thereabouts of last year. and that is not even up to half a billion dollars. Again, claiming that there is nothing to show for it is a most unfortunate lie. Lagos is miles ahead of the rest of Nigeria in infrastructural development. Finally, it makes no sense to claim that a man who could not eradicate touts in his relatively small capital city would be able to do so in a city like Lagos that draws people from all over the country. This is a man who governed, Anambra, one of Nigeria's most productive States, but could not do anything to improve its IGR. A man who thinks governance is best proven by showing people the money you stashed underground (in his family's bank) when you ought to have shown how you increased the funds. Instead, it is to be chooking eye at what another man built, with all sorts of covetous daydreams of if Peter Obi had managed Lagos. Shame on you all. this boy, you no smart at all. I wonder what smart is doing in your username. Anybody wey open eyes vote for who Dey lick microphone or Dey support am is not smart. |
Food › Re: Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets by cucumbar: 5:13pm On May 06, 2024 |
modernWays: The present government is being elected for the period of 4 years, if all of you complaining are wise, you should've known that the only option left for us now is to hope for the best and review his performance after the expiration of his tenure. 2027 is the best time to act on our frustration and not now that you and I cannot go there to remove him.
Governance is a complex procedure, you cant write off someone after a year out of 4 years. It is quite OK if you guys hate him but stop wishing him bad for your stupid justifications. you are still talking about hoping for the best.? I can see you are at the same level with the people you supported to government. Your oga even asked if na statistics we go chop? If you can’t make inferences from present and past occurrences to predict the future, then you are a slow poke. It’s unfortunate that we are in the same country with stupid lots like you and your likes. Hope kee you there. |
Food › Re: Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets by cucumbar: 4:44pm On May 06, 2024 |
maasoap: That's because the man in charge is too concerned about increasing government revenue so that they can have more money to share in term of monthly allocations. He doesn't relate with masses at all.  I thought this man was your man o. What happened? |
Food › Re: Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets by cucumbar: 3:22pm On May 06, 2024 |
modernWays: Cut yam has been in existence since time immemorial, you people just want to use every avenue to blame this government.
We are not ok with their performances but let exercise a little bit patience to see how things turn around in 2 years. 😁😁. You are seeing things go worse with your big eyes , and you are still exercising patience for 2 years. You are also seeing with your two big eyes that these people are not making any efforts to improve the situation, and you are hoping that things will get better? What’s the basis of your hope? You better open your eyes and nose and smell the coffee. |