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Christianity EtcRe: Jimmy Odukoya Succeeds Father As Senior Pastor Of Fountain Of Life Church by cucumbar: 5:25pm On Sep 17, 2023
Realestatevixen:
If you are not mentally ill, why will you respond to somebody you do not know or never met with abusive or derogatory words? You really need to calm down accentuate your thoughts and put them forward in a sane and civilised manner(well thats if you are really okay)
because you don’t sound normal. Giving us stupid history.
You are not normal if you think you are attending a church under someone like this.
people like you keep making excuses for these charlatans, that’s why things are getting worse.
Christianity EtcRe: Jimmy Odukoya Succeeds Father As Senior Pastor Of Fountain Of Life Church by cucumbar: 5:06pm On Sep 17, 2023
Realestatevixen:
For a lot you who are obviously in the dark of the happenings at The Fountain Of Life Church, Jimi Odukoya is a Pastor in the church. As a matter of fact, he was ordained a Pastor by Bishop T.D Jakes in America about 15 years ago whilst still a student in Oral Roberts University, Tusla Oklahoma.

Upon return to Nigeria in 2010 or 2011, he was assigned to the Youth Church, it wasnt immediately though that he started to pastor the youth church because Pastor Oyinda who was the pastor then had been the pastor in charge of the youths since those days I attended youth fellowship in 2004. He pastored the Youth church for many years, the youth church was later Christened Church 3:16

In 2019, some branches of the church were opened around Lagos even though they dont bear the name Fountain of Life. One of such is The Cave Church Lekki. Jimi Odukoya is the pastor in charge of the Cave Church, and I believe God has used him tremendously.
story… pastor wey be Nollywood actor? That filthy industry? Didn’t the Bible say that you shouldn’t be unequally yoked with unbelievers?

Good thing you said he was ordained by TD jakes , not by God. Any one that decides to learn at the feet of this kind pastor needs to have his head checked.

What do they teach you people in these so called churches sef? What did the Bible say about tattoos ?
All of Una Dey mental sha.
TravelRe: FG Makes U-Turn, Says No Timeframe On Resumption Of Emirate Flights by cucumbar: 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2023
Judolisco:
na question I ask... Why d thing come dey pain u like dis?
E Dey pain me because na yeye question you dumb question you ask, and you guys like supporting evil.
TravelRe: FG Makes U-Turn, Says No Timeframe On Resumption Of Emirate Flights by cucumbar: 10:53am On Sep 15, 2023
Judolisco:
did dubai issue a denial?
Mumu.. do you know the meaning of immediate effect? How come it’s no longer with immediate effect.
Una go explain taya. No be everybody get zombie brain like you.
TravelRe: FG Makes U-Turn, Says No Timeframe On Resumption Of Emirate Flights by cucumbar: 10:32am On Sep 15, 2023
Lanretoye:
There has been an agreement,Modalities would have to be worked out,senseless people will start saying rubbish here.you can be more sensible and you know it,are we talking here about visa ban lifting or emirate filght operations,do the sound like thesame to you?.don't bring some predetermined crazy mindset to every issue on platforms like this.
Shut up there. How long will you continue supporting evil? Is this the first time the government you so much support will say something and it ends up being false? Then you’ll have the audacity to come here and gaslight people that are more intelligent than your generation before you and after you can ever be?
Don’t be unfortunate this morning o.
FoodRe: This Is The Milk I Bought For #89,500 For My Children. by cucumbar: 8:30am On Sep 15, 2023
IconicR:
I did not support any previous government
I only supported Asiwaju and condemned Jonathan and Buhari
I'm not wicked not to know the plight of Nigerians but it's rather too early to give scorecard on this new administration
Let's give Asiwaju time
So you support someone with a lot of baggages and sordid past hanging on his neck and you expect him to get it right? Dey play.
Give him time , give him time….. we don hear this rubbish before.
CelebritiesRe: "Shame On You Rema, I'm Deleting All Your Songs" - Gifty Powers Drags Artist by cucumbar: 3:33pm On Sep 12, 2023
THEGALADIMA:
I dunno why Gifty and the likes of her are triggered by the photo of Rema.
For Gods sake it's just an artistic impression.
In fact, you guys making an issue out of this is making the entertainment industry thrive more....."After all in entertainment industry all news is good news".....😂🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Gifty seff dey find attention, she needed not to make such an announcement.
it’s not just an artistic impression like you opined, and weather they make issues out of it or not, the industry will continue to thirive because folks like you who believe it’s just an artistic impression are in the majority.
PoliticsRe: NIGERIA-UAE DEAL: Experts Predict Rise In Foreign Investments, Revenue Boost by cucumbar: 11:03am On Sep 12, 2023
ManirBK:
https://leadership.ng/nigeria-uae-deal-experts-predict-rise-in-foreign-investments-revenue-boost/
Experts have always been predicting…. Don’t get it twisted.Believe their predictions at your own peril. We’ve never seen anyone come true.
PoliticsRe: FG Launches Power Outage Reporting App by cucumbar: 11:02am On Sep 12, 2023
Stawner16:
Certain comments on this thread already prove you really can’t please Nigerians. But that’s understandable, most Nigerians are angry and unimpressed by default cheesy
na yeye they lll Dey worry you. What’s the essence of this stupid app, oga?
PoliticsRe: Wike Weakening PDP To Run For 2027 Presidency - Pedro Obaseki by cucumbar: 7:34pm On Sep 11, 2023
Who go vote for Wike if he contest?
PoliticsRe: Air Force To Acquire 2 Aircraft For Crude Oil Theft War by cucumbar: 11:05am On Sep 11, 2023
dre11:
https://leadership.ng/air-force-to-acquire-2-aircraft-for-crude-oil-theft-war/
is there a special aircraft to combat oil theft? What of the aircraft that has always been in their arsenal?
Criminals
AutosRe: Car Leather Seat Uphostory by cucumbar: 8:57pm On Sep 10, 2023
Nice work
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu To Meet UAE Authorities During Stopover In Abu Dhabi by cucumbar: 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2023
EtovalRealEst:
We should all give 🇳🇬Mr President our maximum support, you can all see he is a very strategic 🇳🇬President.. Although I am still curious why South Africa 🇿🇦 is a member of G20 and Nigeria🇳🇬 is not, can someone educate me, what does South Africa 🇿🇦 have than Nigeria 🇳🇬don't have....
South Africa is far better than nigeria in all ramification. It looks like a white man’s land. Maybe that’s why.
If you can’t afford to travel, which I know you can’t, Dey watch YouTube.
Some of you love living in self delusion.
Don’t ever compare South Africa to Nigeria again make thunder no vex for you.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu To Meet UAE Authorities During Stopover In Abu Dhabi by cucumbar: 4:04pm On Sep 10, 2023
RALPHOW:
God bless your wisdom sir.

Just because Obidents don't have our ways does not mean we should be wishing the nation evil.

Honestly, Asiwaju has surpassed the expectations of many obedients and Christians that campaigned against him with his appointments, especially Chief of Defence Staff, a Christian from Kaduna South.

Also, he has been cheaply achieving everything we expected from Obi, things that Obi may even find difficult. Very sure North would have reacted to the appointment of Chief of Defence Staff if it's Obi, they may turn it to religion riot.

Also Obi may not be able to secure the Senate President for the South, which Asiwaju did successfully.

No harm in Obi challenging Asiwaju in the court of law, however any side it falls, the most important is to move the nation forward.

Obedients should please stop wishing the nation evil, election is rigged every where all over the world. The most important is performance.

All Asiwaju programmes shall be successful and Nigeria shall be great again in the name of Jesus Christ

God Bless Asiwaju
God Bless Obedients ( U guys still have 2027)
God Bless Nigerians
God Bless Nigeria
abeg list the achievements. Some of us never see am. Instead, we are seeing that our purchasing power has reduced. Is that one of the achievements?
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu To Meet UAE Authorities During Stopover In Abu Dhabi by cucumbar: 4:00pm On Sep 10, 2023
azikiweironsi:
Buhari didn't do pass this one. This present President is a workaholic and listening President. Not the former dumb who was directed by his cabals. We made mistake by relying too much on integrity.
you call him dumb now? But you supported him till the last day. Now you have started again with this one.
Programmed zombi.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu To Meet UAE Authorities During Stopover In Abu Dhabi by cucumbar: 3:56pm On Sep 10, 2023
Basic123:
He didn't rig himself,
He won the election squarely

Your social media noise made you to underrate his silent supporters


Rigging has always been excuse of arrogant losers anyway.
which dirty silent supporters? So you know more than the EU and other bodies that have been saying that he rigged his way in abi? Your head no correct.
PoliticsRe: Many Obidients Also Caught Rushing Inside Tinubu / Sanwo Olu's Train to Mainland by cucumbar: 3:07am On Sep 09, 2023
sarkinbauchi:
grin grin grin grin
God bless Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode, Sanwo Olu and Lagos State Government for delivering good dividends of democracy and not investing her funds in Beer Factories cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCGrSFwWPdk
idiots … are obidients not Nigerians? Even citizens of other countries board trains when they visit so what’s the point of this thread?
PoliticsRe: Tragedy Hits Abuja, 30 Killed In Landslide, 19 Abducted by cucumbar: 8:05am On Sep 08, 2023
JudelucanTV:
Despite Abuja being the Most Planned City in Africa...things dey happen. Insecurity everywhere.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1pu5u1hdwo
Abuja most planned city in Africa? Are you ok?
You guys should stop posting stuffs on the internet that will make other people see Nigerians as daft. I want to think you were joking.
CrimeRe: Missing FUOYE Student, Atanda Deborah Found Dead In Shallow Grave (Graphic) by cucumbar: 7:35am On Sep 07, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:
So, she stumbled and died, and some “well meaning Nigerians” saw her dead body and buried the carcass in a shallow grave?
you can imagine how daft some people are on this nairaland sha.
Car TalkRe: For A Budget Of ₦‎4M: Which Of These Cars Is Advisable To Buy? by cucumbar: 6:55pm On Sep 06, 2023
Waterbear:
That car in particular is prone to gearbox failure..
Aside the fact that it drinks fuel like a plane on weed mostly when the catalyst has been tampered with ..
But the gear problem is just as bad as buying a murano or infinity fx ....
Once it starts you'll see yourself traveling or waybilling from lagos steady, and if you're living in lagos, you'll make lots of new friends that are mechanics
Lord have mercy…. This one doesn’t have a car o.
Lies … all you spewed here. I have a Honda accord of that model. It will be 11 years in December, and I have never had problems with the gear, not for one day, and it just as fuel efficient as any other car with the same engine capacity. Why you Dey lie like this?
If you owned one and it had gear issues, it was because you used a wrong gear oil.
Accords are one of the sweetest cars you can think of.
I feel like giving you a dirty slap for this lies.
BusinessRe: Concerns As Naira Emerges Worst Performing African Currency In 3 Months by cucumbar: 9:32am On Sep 01, 2023
EleventhWeirdo:
Naira is undergoing reforms and will come back stronger and most liberal. The tears of Pand0ra r0dents will help the foundation, of course
You are a very fulish boy. Aren’t you tired of peddling lies upandan?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Losing 400,000 Barrels Of Crude Oil To Thieves Daily: NSA Ribadu by cucumbar: 8:19pm On Aug 27, 2023
ogododo:
https://gazettengr.com/nigeria-losing-400000-barrels-of-crude-oil-to-thieves-daily-nsa-ribadu/
these leaders are bastards sha. Why are they telling us instead of going after the thieves?

See how his head be like lizard. I’m not sure they are human beings, because they don’t behave like one.
FamilyRe: No Husband, No Child": 30-year-old Nigerian Lady Cries Uncontrollably In Video, by cucumbar: 5:28pm On Aug 26, 2023
She’s still young nau…why is she losing hope this early ?
Foreign AffairsRe: France Defiant, Insists Niger Military Junta Cannot Expel Its Ambassador by cucumbar: 1:18pm On Aug 26, 2023
Kingsmeal:
Dear Ode,

You posted a topic about Niger Coup, but Peter Obi is the menstrual pain you are having this beautiful Saturday morning.


Are you under a spell? Did Peter Obi snatch your mother from your father?

Please make your reply short. Thanks
FreestuffNG is not ok. His head is not correct.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grows By 2.51% In Q2, Service Sector Leads Growth By 4.42% by cucumbar: 10:07pm On Aug 25, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Nigeria’s economy grows by 2.51% in Q2
Service sector leads growth by 4.42%

By Bunmi Bailey
Aug 25, 2023

Nigeria’s economy grew at a faster pace in the second quarter of this year, compared to the previous quarter, official data released on Friday show.

Africa’s biggest economy saw its Gross Domestic Product (GDP) grow by 2.51 percent (year-on-year) in real terms in Q2 2023, from 2.31 percent in Q1 2023 and 3.54 percent in the same period last year, according to the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS).

“This growth rate is lower than the 3.54 percent recorded in the second quarter of 2022 and may be attributed to the challenging economic conditions being experienced,” it said.

It said the performance of the GDP in the second quarter of 2023 was driven mainly by the Services sector, which recorded a growth of 4.42 percent and contributed 58.42 percent to the aggregate GDP.

The agriculture sector grew by 1.50 percent, an improvement from the growth of 1.20 percent recorded in the second quarter of 2022. The growth of the industry sector was -1.94 percent relative to -2.30% recorded in the second quarter of 2022.


In terms of share to the GDP, agriculture, and the industry sectors contributed less to the aggregate GDP in the second quarter of 2023 compared to the second quarter of 2022.

https://businessday.ng/business-economy/article/nigerias-economic-growth-expands-marginally-in-q2-to-2-51/#google_vignette
Mynd44 nlfpmod
seems like your job is to look for yeye news that does not tally with the realities on ground. E be like say You don mental o.
If there is hell fire after life, you’ll burn in the hottest part for this sort of wickedness, except you are doing this under some influence.
Ah! God can never forgive your sins against humanity.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Economy Grows By 2.51% In Q2, Service Sector Leads Growth By 4.42% by cucumbar: 10:03pm On Aug 25, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Nigeria’s economy grows by 2.51% in Q2
Service sector leads growth by 4.42%

By Bunmi Bailey
Aug 25, 2023

Nigeria’s economy grew at a faster pace in the second quarter of this year, compared to the previous quarter, official data released on Friday show.

Africa’s biggest economy saw its Gross Domestic Product (GDP) grow by 2.51 percent (year-on-year) in real terms in Q2 2023, from 2.31 percent in Q1 2023 and 3.54 percent in the same period last year, according to the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS).

“This growth rate is lower than the 3.54 percent recorded in the second quarter of 2022 and may be attributed to the challenging economic conditions being experienced,” it said.

It said the performance of the GDP in the second quarter of 2023 was driven mainly by the Services sector, which recorded a growth of 4.42 percent and contributed 58.42 percent to the aggregate GDP.

The agriculture sector grew by 1.50 percent, an improvement from the growth of 1.20 percent recorded in the second quarter of 2022. The growth of the industry sector was -1.94 percent relative to -2.30% recorded in the second quarter of 2022.


In terms of share to the GDP, agriculture, and the industry sectors contributed less to the aggregate GDP in the second quarter of 2023 compared to the second quarter of 2022.

https://businessday.ng/business-economy/article/nigerias-economic-growth-expands-marginally-in-q2-to-2-51/#google_vignette
Mynd44 nlfpmod
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PoliticsRe: Naira Crumbles To 920/$, Fuel Marketers Push For Fresh Price Hike by cucumbar: 1:01pm On Aug 25, 2023
zinaunreal:
grin

When I predicted about this Tinubu in 2021 or 22 i cant even remember, and some other critical world matters, some empty scum came there to challenge me thinking I'm one of the regular useless fake men of God. Who come around and blab nonsense with their empty skulls.


I am not a man of God, i use medium. I dont hide myself. You cannot force your way to power. If it doesn't fit what God has designed, it will never work and their goes the continual crumble. It's as simple as ABC. Pressure with your human power. Nature's programming will reject it

If you are interested in Predictions you can email or mention me. I don't post such on here anymore but check put what I said about some world events years back including Tinubu

I am a registered nurse. I did not ask anybody for money please . This is just what I do. Make I clear una thoughts

https://www.nairaland.com/5625088/state-nation-state-world-predictions/1
Those things you wrote there are not predictions…. Your medium should give you specific outcomes. There are a lot of IFs. Speak with certainty.
PoliticsRe: Nomination Brawl: El-rufai Shares Bob Marley’s Song About Betrayal. by cucumbar: 10:26am On Aug 21, 2023
jumper524:
Nasir elrufai my most loved and admired norther elite.
I'll miss you not being a minister.
I know Asiwaju insisted on you being a minister but you weren't ready for another circle of political naivety with some bitter fellas who has refused to move on.
You were never interested in the nomination until president Tinubu insisted on it, but then again, you showed you put Nigeria first and respected the president even more when you urged him not to go into any political battle for your sake.
Media houses have trades your name with negativity but no proof till date.
They hate you cos you did the right thing, they envy you cos you still progress.
You'll remain a rare gem amongst men whether in or out of service.
Till date no one could match you developmental records in the FCT.
You did what the military govt couldn't do in lagos in Abuja.
You ended decades of religious and community killings in kaduna.
But then it's you they hate, your the short evil man they can never proof to be evil.
Allah would continue to elevate you till your old age.

To the ignorant mumus quoting me, let me remind you that communal killings is different from banditry and terrorism.
Long before banditry and terrorism came to kaduna, there was always these communal clash among its indegenes especially on religion.
It all came to an end under elrufai.
Infact it only happened once under elrufai which was contained at the early stages.
As for banditry and terrorism in southern kaduna, a lot of ignoramus on this forum should know that prior to El-rufai, Southern kaduna has always been the rural part of kaduna and its no surprise its a sweet spot for terrorist cos of the forest.
If your looking for who to blame for Southern kaduna Insecurity, blame Buhari and CAN of kaduna who opposed elrufai suggestion of bringing in mechinaries to deal with bandits in kaduna since Buhari appears too weak to curb them.
Hypocrite.
Upon say this man come out and confess say he paid terrorists he employed to hands off, you still dey claim innocence on his behalf. Looks like you are not normal o .

He wasn’t selected as a minister because he is the terrorist in chief of northern nigeria and Sudan and Niger and chad.

God will punish him and his supporters/ defenders like you soon.
BusinessRe: FG Mulls Redenomination Option To Stabilise Naira by cucumbar: 7:15am On Aug 21, 2023
alphabbey1:
You just put one of the 3 worst performing currencies in the world into one post and called them stable...
He is not funny… he is mad. Dullard trying to sound intelligent.
FamilyRe: Married Men With No/ Low Source Of Income, How Are You Coping? by cucumbar: 12:51pm On Aug 16, 2023
Seunomobo:
My elder sister is married to a man with a very low source of income with three children.....

The thing is the man is not ready to do extra to make extra income for the family.

My sister has been doing odd jobs to ensuring the kids won't suffer...

Now my sister cant help but have a side boyfriend to help with the upkeep of the family, since the husband is utterly useless.....
are you serious? Na she tell you say she don get boyfriend?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Sparks Relationship Rumors With Emmanuel Dennis (pics) by cucumbar: 12:49pm On Aug 16, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aAQUR2-qGY

DJ Cuppy sparks relationship rumors with Super Eagles star Emmanuel Dennis
This DJ wan ride plenty celebrity dick in her life time sha!

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