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Properties › Re: ‘many Structures Will Go Down’, Lagos Blows Hot Over Flood by cucumbar: 1:14am On Jul 04, 2024
Kilometres:
You just dey quote people up and down like wikiki

You don't even have knowledge of what you are talking about.

They don't have to build roads on the demolished space... it is a water flow path, once structures are removed water can flow
all the ones they have been demolishing since last year, why isn’t the water flowing?
Perhaps those demolitions were politically motivated, and those structures weren’t actually sitting on water ways.
I’m sure they are still going to toe the same path, destroying what they are not supposed to destroy in the guise of clearing the water ways.

Useless fellows in power and their brainless supporters!
Politics › Re: Lagos State Emergency Flood Abatement Gang Clears Flood At Iyana Oworo (pics) by cucumbar: 1:31pm On Jul 03, 2024
Lanrelagboi:
UPDATE: The Emergency Flood Abatement Gang (EFAG) team from the Lagos State Ministry of the Environment and Water Resources @LasgMOE cleared the flash flood at the Olopomeji section of Iyana Oworo.

Road now FREE.
how did they clear it? Dem drink the water?
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Approves New Withholding Tax Policy by cucumbar: 5:17pm On Jul 02, 2024
phemray:
Thanks you acknowledge the Lagos magic and the reason Lagos is far ahead of others. Now Lagos was faster then because everyone supported his bold idea except few opposition. Nigeria is bigger with many factors Like Languages, religion, cultural beliefs and ethnicity to be considered before making conclusions on like Lagos. But in all we will get there. So, If Obi is the president, pls which reform was implemented in Anambra then that can be replicated at national level? Someone that never built a single production hub or encouraged other to do so instead of going to chaina is now shouting consumption/production which he knows nothing about. Check how many companies, industries and business were facilitated by jagaban. Dangote refinery, Erron, econet BUA, and many more productive industries network are among Jagaban influence.
werey! Which Lagos magic?

Lagos without drainage or good roads?

That 30 minutes rain will have people getting home by 1am from work because of flood, bad roads and no alternative routes?

What exactly did he do in Lagos that you morons are always on about?
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by cucumbar: 2:39pm On Jul 02, 2024
Bovis:
I was going to take you serious and help you until I got to the part where you stated that you didn’t vote Tinubu. Would Obi or whoever you voted turn Nigeria into Dubai overnight?

You lots are really screwed and have very low IQ for blaming your poverty on the president, there are poor and desolate people in every country therefore government can’t cater for the needs of all.

I understand what you are going through because have been there at some point in my life but I turned my life around for the better by taking responsibility and having a positive attitude towards life. Stop begging online and Go and get busy for your survival
Ode! Who made policies that keep plunging millions into poverty in the last one year?

If dem no call tinubu, na your papa dem go call?

You that opened your eyes and voted a fossil into power, with all the baggage on his head, you couldn’t analyze and make informed decisions. You are obviously the one with the low IQ.

You can’t even help him, because a lot of you animals supporting this government are nothing to write home about.

I know you are a church rat.

Thunder fire that your low IQ Yamayama head for writing rubbish.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by cucumbar: 2:24pm On Jul 02, 2024
lagonovo:
Excellent response! Bunch of shameless people.

Life is all about seedtime and harvest time. What you choose as your seed is your personal business. The lowest hanging fruit since the beginning of time is farming. You can choose other seeds in other ventures but that is up to you and your wisdom. When a society is at the lowest ebb, common sense dictates that feeding becomes priority and that means farming. If you choose to wait for mechanized farming, again that is your business but you could just find a space and take care of yourself and your family. If you produce more than needed, find buyers for your excess harvest. Life goes on, it's always been like that for generations.
Animal.
Na people wey dey live for face me I face you go farm for which land?
Anything they tell you idiots in that your WhatsApp group, you just run with it like the zombies you lots are.

Farming this farming that . Useless somebody .
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by cucumbar: 2:20pm On Jul 02, 2024
MT:
That hunger will wire you.

You have become shamelessly beggarly. Worst still you are sending a plea to faceless individuals who are dealing with their own demons.

If you are eating lower than a rich man's dog and you could not really determine what is responsible for your situation, but still blaming the President of the country, then you are on a long thing.

In this same Nigeria, we have some non political actors living fine and eating decently. Some of your mates are sending money to support their friends abroad. You have taken begging to another new colourful level.

It is never easy anywhere, go out and start working. Learn to solve people's problems and get paid instead of shamelessly begging on the internet.
Another agbado animal on the loose.

Useless things. Always trying to gaslight people.

If they don’t call on your useless lord who snatched ad grabbed power and suddenly destroyed the country, who will they call on?

They should go and work in the companies that have been folding up due to the rubbish policies of your lord or where?

I know you are a zombie and not capable of processing information or reading what’s happening around you, that’s why you can use your black dirty fingers and type this rubbish.

Yamayama fall on that your ugly bald zombie empty head.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by cucumbar: 12:55pm On Jul 02, 2024
leisuretym:
Go to farm, you all abandoned farms and troop to Abuja, Lagos, PH, Kano, expecting ghosts to plant Yam, beans and tomatoes

After hailing yeyebreties on social media, watch tiktok and insult each others on twitter, you expect manna to fall from heaven, arrant nonsense, you ain't see nothin yet

Very soon, those exporting rice and spaghetti to feed you will ship it elsewhere, by the time you start dragging grass with goats, you guys will have sense and go back to farm
you are always stupid as usual.
It’s in your nature. Must everyone be a farmer?

What about the farmers that Fulani herdsman haven’t allowed to farm? What has the government you voted for done to stop the madness?

Suffering and smiling zombie.

Thunder fire that your Yamayama ugly bald head for this rubbish you just typed.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by cucumbar: 12:30pm On Jul 02, 2024
oneMalik:
As I like your post reach , your blow it by mentioning Tinubu .

What has voting Tinubu get to do with the problem we are all facing here in Nigeria today ?

Instead of you to tell us or bring idea to solve issue , you are calling name .

Are you aware that those abroad are suffering from the hands of those at home than you can imagine ? They will hustle under stress to make money and send home .... just go to places or ask questions and see rubish the people you are pleading for do with the money they gave them to execute projects .

Out of 200-million Non-trustworthy citizens of Nigeria , we made Tinubu the Leader and you want magic .

You've gotta face wetin deh face you if you have no idea .
agbadorian . You Dey craze for this post wey you post.
If dem no mention Tinubu , na your papa dem go mention?
Who is the president? Who are Kenyans calling in their protest?

The so called fossil grabbed power to do what again?

You see say you no well? Animal .
Agriculture › Re: Niger State Agricultural Revolution: Cultivates Maize, Rice, Millet, Others by cucumbar: 1:13pm On Jul 01, 2024
nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seE2GIG4tX0?si=Wuj_HaHVQHRTs-Ia

Abdullberqy Usman Ebbo, Special Adviser on Digital Communications to Niger State Governor Mohammed Umaru Bago, posts about the agriculture revolution in Niger state.



Abdullberqy Usman Ebbo
Hope no be GMO dem Dey cultivate. Because that one is from frying pan to fire o.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s FX Reserves Hit $34.14bn by cucumbar: 6:31pm On Jun 30, 2024
efighter:
Wailers will still wail. They inherited sadness and sorrow from their forefathers.

Meanwhile, we are not interested in Reserves, we are interested in the impact of the Reserves on the masses. Emilokan JAGABAN, do your magic before our patience runs out
so you get patience.

I no know say zombie Dey get patience.

Be assured that that patience will run out.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s FX Reserves Hit $34.14bn by cucumbar: 6:29pm On Jun 30, 2024
adamusuleiman1:
https://punchng.com/nigerias-fx-reserves-hit-34-14bn/
this reserve no Dey pass 34 billion since APC took power. Why ?
Business › Re: Ex-Konga CEO, Nick Imudia Reportedly Commits Suicide by cucumbar: 12:39pm On Jun 27, 2024
okoolori:
Some of you don't have common iota of sense at all... So it's the economy that made him to jump from his balcony abi? How washed is your brain anyway...
Someone has been battling depression and decided to took his own life and you put the blame on government just coz you lot can't take a loss from an election that has passed since. We a see the effect of how brainwashed President Ruto did and it actually backfire just as it would have s the Agulu prince had won. We really dodge a bullet sha
Which bullet you dodge?

What is the sense in dodging a bullet, and finally getting destroyed by a RPG?

Hope you know the destruction your lord and savior is causing in the country is far greater than whatever Ruto can ever do.

You no get sense sha.

Simple English, you can’t construct.

Thunder fire that your yamamyama head.
Business › Re: Shoprite to shut down Abuja Branch On June 30 Due To Current Economic Realities by cucumbar: 10:03pm On Jun 24, 2024
AkinPhysicist:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I.diot… dem Dey talk important thing na Peter obi dey bother you.
Food › Re: The Plate Of Food I Bought For N1500 Was N400 A Year Ago (Photo) by cucumbar: 7:31pm On Jun 23, 2024
Magnumproperty:
Your papa no go die well. I go track you no worry. Hand go touch you soon.
😆😆😆 church rat like you.

Na with that your 28k phone you go use track me?

E don even tey wey you Dey look and beg for cheap cheap phones . Poor thing .

I Dey pity you.
Food › Re: The Plate Of Food I Bought For N1500 Was N400 A Year Ago (Photo) by cucumbar: 5:47pm On Jun 23, 2024
Magnumproperty:
I was begging for 45k to buy a phone. Please kindly bring out the post. See me see wahala ooooo. I was planning to buy an android phone of 45k for someone not myself. Please is it a crime to buy a phone for someone and specify your budget? I don't understand bikonu. Like I said earlier just call me and let's meet one on one.

Don't worry I will look for someone to track you for me.
I.diot. Why did you go and wipe your posts😁

You were begging for a phone, and then you had not started seeing shege from your government you so love o.

You have an app where you will be paying as low as N250 naira to buy land😆😆 , and you went ahead and voted rubbish? How long you wan pay for land with 250naira everyday ?

You see you are a very dull monkey ? You have been wallowing In poverty all your life, and you still went and voted calamity.

Just know that you will go deeper and deeper into that poverty you so love.

You wan track me? You better use that buy yam and plant in your backyard before hunger finish you.

But just know that It shall not be well with all of Una wey do us this thing.
Food › Re: The Plate Of Food I Bought For N1500 Was N400 A Year Ago (Photo) by cucumbar: 5:00pm On Jun 23, 2024
Magnumproperty:
All these bull shit you are talking doesn't concern me. If naaa your papa or your mama born you call that my number and meet for Ajah and tell it to my face
I don't understand if I am no longer entitled to my own opinion. What has my opinion got to do with you insulting me. I didn't insult so what gave you the audacity of insulting me is what I don't understand.
If you don't like or believe in the current government policies how does that warrant the insult. If you are frustrated, then look for another person to vent your anger own.
I.diot.

I checked your posts and saw that you were begging for 45k to buy phone a while ago. Suffer no Dey taya you.

You see what that guy you were trying to counter said?

YOU GO CHOP SAND since you no wan get sense.

You wan fight me? 😜 you don chop today? You are looking for who will kill you.

Poor wretched i.diot supporting his oppressors because of tribalism.

Thunder fire that your ugly bald head.

Monkey !
Food › Re: The Plate Of Food I Bought For N1500 Was N400 A Year Ago (Photo) by cucumbar:
Magnumproperty:
You called me big monkey without knowing me and for me voicing out my opinion?
I live in Sangotedo. Call me on this number 0 nine one five one seven zero six two two 8. Call me and let meet around Ajah axis. And tell me all what you wrote here to my face I don't want to know how huge or hefty you are. Please call me and let's see face to face and tell all this to my face. I swear before God and man, you won't go back home complete. What sort of nonsense is all these for Christ sake?
From my comments I didn't insult you or attack you but you have the effontery to insult me like that. Please I will be waiting for your call as I said earlier. I don't have time to report you to any mods let's settle it one on one. I beg u
I even dignified you by calling you a monkey. Monkeys are smarter than you, going by the rubbish you wrote in your initial post.

If by now, you think these people are doing anything that any future government will come and destroy , then I pity your life, because from that your sangotedo, na village you go pack go.

You sound like one of those touts that were intimidating people in the last elections.

Na people like you put Nigeria in this condition.

You better wise up.
Food › Re: The Plate Of Food I Bought For N1500 Was N400 A Year Ago (Photo) by cucumbar: 11:18am On Jun 23, 2024
Magnumproperty:
We didn't eat grass when he was Lagos state governor naaa now we wan Kan eat plant. Taaaah
Tho the inflation is too high but I believe all three candidates said they will remove fuel subsidy except Kwankwaso. Well the plans other might have before removing fuel subsidy is what I don't know. But I believe BAT isn't there to kill Nigerians.
America, UK, Canada etc where we've been running to also started from somewhere. But my fear is after all these sufferings and things begin to take shape and after his tenure, the next President from the North shouldn't drag us back like Buhari.
you be big monkey if you believe these people are making any effort for things to take shape.

You sound stupid, really.
Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by cucumbar: 11:53pm On Jun 22, 2024
olig:
Here is the recent GT Fund performance.

Why can't I find any information on GT Fund Managers on this thread? Does anyone else have experience with them?
so GTB mmf rate is 20.72%
Christianity Etc › Re: Disturbing Eid Incident In Iseyin: A Man And Wives Assaulted By Soldiers by cucumbar: 4:10pm On Jun 22, 2024
Shimran:
Deborah was killed because she think she can hurt other people by going Scott free in the name of freedom of expression. Few weeks back, in America, the so called mother of democracy, a man was arrested for expressing his mind against the POTUS. What a doubled standards huh

What was the crime of these couples against those attackers?
Omo… you are really stupid for such statement.
So whatever it was she expressed justified her killing?

See who I Dey share country with.

You are worse than an animal.
Business › Re: 13 States Show Inflation Slowdown As CBN Policy Takes Effect by cucumbar: 2:30pm On Jun 22, 2024
Bluntemperor:
You people are just spewing rubbish and one wander how hatred has eaten up your normal reasoning!
Bread Prices is tangential by the availability of Wheat Production and wheat has a Pacific Zones of a Northern Hemisphere of Ukraine, USA,Canada and Russia,being Major Produced,with other Countries,with limited production.
Now, Russia and Ukraine are both Major Producers are at War, and this affects the Production and automatically,the Bread Availability!
So,do you want to Control what you can't Produce?
Please,go back to your State and Produce 🌾 for bread,so that the Prices will come down.
werey …. Or na you Dey spew rubbish?

Is it Russia and Ukraine that is driving the cost of other items upwards with no end in sight?

People are complaining, you are talking of hatred.

You are a mad person, and you know it.
Business › Re: 13 States Show Inflation Slowdown As CBN Policy Takes Effect by cucumbar: 1:52pm On Jun 22, 2024
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Republic Is Transforming Its Desert To Farmlands by cucumbar: 2:48pm On Jun 20, 2024
ghm:
Thank you. Most people didn't read that it is a private farm and not government farm.

We just like blaming government for everything. The money to set up that farm is less than what we do blow in a party in one weekend as a people. Most of our cities are full of drnking joints and those in that businesses are becoming billionaires because the business is good. What national productivity like this do Nigerians embark on?

... let me stop please.
stupid boy… weather privately owned or not, is it the one Fulani herdsmen will go and destroy, and kill farmers and the government will look the other way?

Why are you mofos so stupid?
Agriculture › Re: Nigeria Launches GMO Maize, TELA by cucumbar: 9:02am On Jun 19, 2024
MadeINchenzen2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVf8kzRUvGA



https://westafricaweekly.com/nigerias-fg-launches-bill-gates-funded-gmo-maize-variety-names-it-tela-maize/
anything bill gates and world bank and IMF tell these ones to do, they will obey, even if it’s to the detriment of their country and citizens. Why huh
Politics › Re: Lady Laments Over Silence Of Nigerians Despite Hardship, Hunger In The Country by cucumbar: 2:11pm On Jun 18, 2024
ElSudani:
Actually, the most difficult hurdle has been crossed. Things will only get better from now.
Statistics are saying something different.

It keeps getting worse

How long will take you and your likes to accept the fact that it’s not everyone that is as stupid as you lots?

Ewu!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Not Only Ones Facing Poverty, Says Tinubu by cucumbar: 11:55am On Jun 18, 2024
Eagleways:
Just look at what a fellow who eat through the mouth reasoned
you sure say he Dey eat through the mouth? E fit Dey eat through his anus… a lot of them are not normal o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Greek Coastguard Threw Migrants Overboard To Their Deaths, Witnesses Say by cucumbar: 12:42am On Jun 18, 2024
RodgersAkpafu:
develop Africa when the dull people there are cheering Tinubu on to ruin their lives kpata kpata
the idiot you quoted is one of the bastards that voted/ supports this government.

See how he’s running up and down on this thread like a mad person asking people to stay back and develop your country, meanwhile he voted and supports the demons that are ruining the country.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Sacrificing Citizens To Progress – Tinubu by cucumbar: 2:40pm On Jun 17, 2024
StreetFight:
Continue complaining, Fuel Subsidy is gone forever. Forex Subsidy is gone forever. The gods of Politics and Economics Emilokan Asiwaju Jagaban has done what others were afraid of doing
See your smelly mouth like subsidy is gone forever.

the joke is on you. They are paying more for subsidy now.

You and your likes running amok here, writing rubbish doesn’t change the narrative.

It only shows that Una head no correct.

Very soon, Thunder go fire that your big yamayama head wey na dirty full inside.

Dirty thing!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Sacrificing Citizens To Progress – Tinubu by cucumbar: 2:32pm On Jun 17, 2024
ElSudani:
It did. It was like a bribe to keep Nigerians happy while things were actually going bad.
It was mismanagement when you spent billions subsidizing fuel consumption while more important sectors like agriculture were virtually neglected.
The results are what you are seeing today when any little changes can throw the economy off.
It got so bad that all our refineries were dead and we had to import fuel!
We simply can't continue like that. If all the money spent subsidizing fuel was spent on Agriculture we would have excess food to export by now rather than cries of hunger everywhere.
Mumu… fuel subsidy that they are even paying more at the moment?

You see say Una head no correct?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs Sacrificing Citizens To Progress – Tinubu by cucumbar: 2:29pm On Jun 17, 2024
Isaacc729l:
Tinubus bold actions may not be popular, but they are necessary for Nigerias growth and progress. I stand with him.
which bold actions? Craze man
Politics › Re: Tinubu Govt Tackling Economic Crisis, FG Replies New York Times by cucumbar: 10:44am On Jun 17, 2024
Themanleshey:
So we should leave someone that performed as 8 years governor and follow Obi that have nothing to show for 8 good years ?

Tinubu gave autonomy to local government , and even created more Local government that made Obasanjo seize his allocation for almost 4 years .

Obi enjoyed his full allocation but never conducted local government elections nor create more local government for 8 years .

Tinubu built schools , but your Obi did not build school for 8 years .

Tinubu created RRS , special police square for Lagos and they were well equipped , what did Obi do in terms of security .

Tinubu Increased Lagos IGR from less that a billion to 15 billion in less that 8 years , Obi IGR was stagnant for 8 good years ! Shame !

Tinubu , went out of his way and Nigeria constitution to invest in power project just to make sure Lagos electricity improve , states are not allowed to generate power but he went out of his way and invested in PPI projects , what was Obi investments to power projects?

Do you think we are fools ? You only voted Obi because he’s your tribal man not because he was a performer !

He was never a performer !

Now Nigeria does not borrow loan like previous government

Allocation to states have increased by 46 % , hold your governors accountable .

Nigeria now pay and service their debts , both foreign and loans debts .

Last administration did not invest in agriculture in that last 1 years of his tenure , like they traditionally do yearly , was why there is scarcity of food .

This government has invested massively in agriculture and we expect price of food to come down .

Subsidy is gone on jet fuel , diesel , kerosine . Partially on petrol and it will end as soon as dangote refinery start producing fuel .

In terms of security , bandits are now referred to as territories , they are now killing them in mass , unlike previous government where they remained untouchable .
all these rubbish you wrote there, na only you Dey see them?

If they were true, then there would have been no need for the New York Times article.

Na only mad person Dey see wetin others can’t see.

I swear, na werey you be.
Politics › Re: No Sign Things Will Change Under Tinubu –Archbishop Nwaobia ( Pic ) by cucumbar: 12:29pm On Jun 16, 2024
Esama:
Yes Tinubu government is already failed from all ramification and me as a person I don't surprised because the thing is getting worst by each administration with this kind of democracy nothing will ever change .if you are still hoping at this stage thinking that someone in somewhere will change the narration I pity you.
But you supported and voted for them.

Dull senseless edo boy .

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