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Beautiful piece...rotfl..

Nuggets of wisdom...very touching tales. A nurse friend once told me something like this before. The tales of a dying man.

if u receive moni for sex,then ure a prostitute or aristo or runz gal.
Remember dt whteva name u giv ur dog it bears.

i saw the said man on TV yesterday...lets hope our govt wl listen 2his clarion call.

neva knw d had direction 4prayer...huh

and if i must ask:how did she win? Ws it televised live...or ws she privately consulted.
Huh! Hp mtn isnt playin wt us.

mtn hv long ago tru dia subcribers gained ova 250m or even mor in ds dia crazy wow promo.
Anyway,lucky girl and plz shine ur eyes.

naptu2: I remember back when Nepa and the water works would inform the public ahead of time (via Radio Nigeria) before their services are disrupted.

Back then we would call the Nepa office when there is a power outage to complain that we couldn't do our home work because there's no light. The power would come back on within 10 minutes off our call.

Will we ever get that kind of service again?

wht i remember is dt wn i was in primary sch my dad had ds nepa friend dt he usually cals wneva d lgt is out. And It wl b restored in lik 10mins tym.

Som real funny posts here...bt wht got me most is hw a
girl wl frown at mouthwash(thinkin she has mouth odour),but wl smile at body perfume(nt tinkin of bdy odour ds tym).

Wel,4me i luv givin gifts especially wn its *less* expectd.

Kockane: Honour well deserved. Now I'm waiting for Nigeria to follow suit. Terry G's face on N5000 note. All in support say NAY!!!

wht mor cn i say...nay!
Lol

I dont know hw reliable phones gotten from slots are. But all i do knw is dt wn a month old phone with warranty breaks dwn;i will demand for repair or swap wit another.
I have changed a phone i bought with a new one, in less than 3mths of purchase. Well thats in nokia shop.

Arthur Eze is well heard of and shldnt be on the list.

acidtalk: Once a year.
Only on my Birthday.

lol..ure truly *acidic*...

I do get the notifications,but the network have been very very poor.
Cant make calls since morning...mtcheew!

300k per trip? Apart from their basic salary. Huh thats gross,i doubt it.

mtcheew! will this move change the taste of coke in naija? This is because i hv noticed dt naija coke taste different from the rest of the world.

op nice wrt up. Though ur campaign shld b championin against AS/AS marriages because dts d bst way 2kil sickle cell and sav ppl 4rm d crisis whc u rgtly said u wont wish ur worst enemies.

[quote author=Nosa-Henry]The commissioner should talk scientifically and not on mere speculation. American govt knew what was coming and they were prepared for it.[/quote]thats naija for u bro.

Gov. Orji again wt hs hungry of relevance. Abia state has alot of pressin needs dn ds.

nneh1: Mpata-aka

Gbam!

He will be released if he doesnt name his employers...the powers of Naija politicians that he works for will save him.

bory09: in the western world is not big deal but in nigeria eeeyah things will change most especially those desperate business muggler. Pikin with abnormal character go just full street because make na no 4get mad woman breast milk no get different taste. Be careful o becos made in ABA na for real

simply put Nigerians wil abuse it.

@gentlegg u hv said it all.
Still wondering what happend to other marketers. Welk,i beliv ds1 wil soon pas.

When you're matured enough and can cater for yourself and your family.
Marriage is for men...not boys.

Even amidst all this churches with their speaking in tongues school,there is a real gift of the Holyspirit called speaking in tongues.

Huh! How fat is their salary that the should bribe with 300k.
Common NCDSC...mtcheew

19yrs? Gosh...ds is so sad.
Nemesis await all the killers...retribution!

When a good man dies people mourn;but when a bad man dies people...

Science at its peak...

Security in our country is per head.
Who have heard of 1million plus 1men...they are out to steal,kill and destroy.

searay: Is this suppose to be a joke?

Nawa o.

Clemzy16: I love my Naija peeps. Them no dey carry last. Neither do they take first. They're hardworking, creative, funny, and loving people. Only in Nigeria, You'll see a mad man controlling traffic, and normal people will obey.

Well said. I even saw a mad man controlling traffic some time last week. 9ja no d cari last jare...