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Why does this self indulgent little girl insist on spewing incoherent garbage on the internet at every given opportunity?

How hard is it for her to understand that majority of Nigerians do not want her light and shining amour in General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd), aka certificate forger anymore for the very right reasons?


Ok I'll assume Buhari showed her too much love with PTF loot and I'm going to put it nice and sweet this time:

We don't want a gap-toothed, kolanot chewing, semi-illiterate jihadist to preside over us anymore and I mean every bit of this .

So, Zhara If you like, you can reload your Instagram, Whatsapp, 2go and even Badoo account, and it still won't make any difference.

Truth is the era of cult followership of a certain religious bigot has been consigned to the dark ages of historical anachronism where it rightly belongs and I'm sure it'll stay this way for a very long time to come in this country.

So those of you APC mercenaries who share mutual and effectionate affinity with this limelight hugging drama queen should please advise her to take her laughable and ridiculous opinions away from the public domain as it is starting to embarrass even the staunchest of her father's hardliners.

Cheap food....But me I de salivate sha

Is it Mohamed Buhari or Muhammadu Buhari?

Please no to forgery, perjury and even injury.

Say no to nepotism.

Say no to feeding bottle federalism and the entrenchment of the status quo.

Say no to disregard for the rule of law and due process.

Lets all get behind Buhari and push him out of this presidential race.

Good as this'll stop these socalled gsm service providers from bomboharing ....sorry bombarding someone with unsolcited polithiefcal sms and the likes.

At any rate, this move should be in line with global best practises.

Oga why you de waste our time now? Just bring your certificate and stop this needless rigmarole. Stop giving us situation report. Show us your Certificate. We don't want your exam number or the almajiris that were your classmate. Show us the hard copy of your certificate.

Babymama1:
This is from that article
Those of you making a fuss about the vagina need to gravitate towards your fellow men which seems to be where some of you truly belong from what I see.
If you doubt the writer go sniff your mama's own or her used panties

Can you get any lower than being this idiotic and nonchallant about a simple health advice.

Some vaginas have stale pee, wiped in shite, stale menstrual blood and all the other floatsam and jetsam in there with a smell enough to gag even a maggot.

The op is merely giving you some titbits about how to clean up a stinking cunt and live a healthier life and you are here throwing tantrums and making things up.

Besides, how old are you?

Collynzo9:
The US say it is a regional (West African) problem, some of us in Nigeria also say it is a regional (northern) problem, so no cause for alarm.
The north should clean their shît.

Thank you very much Sir. You couldn't have said this any better. The Northern Governors and leaders should first of all put their houses in order before coming to the limelight to chat some gibberish bollocks.

[quote author=Lordave post=29951116]This Op should kindly rephrase his article and take out those intelligible claims he made.

From what I read he seems dumber than the youths he accused of not being able to make good use of their brains.


Excuse me, but how can someone make intelligble claims according to you and still be dumb at the same time?

And talking about cluelessness, I'd say you sir are dumber than a box of rock, except of course you meant to say unintelligible if at all you know what that means.

I have lovers and still I'm able to do all of these. Next!

I have lovers and still I'm able to do all of this. Next!

Wtf! I type Boko_ Hari and its coming out as Buhari yet Febuhari comes out the same way without being moderated.

Looks like there's been some serious horse trading on this forum with the supporter of APC urchins of late. Hmmm!

The mods better fix this or ill just coin another Bombhari ....ha ha ha ha

If every Kotun begin to delete himself from MMS (Mugu Money Spender) zone, na how the shashy wan take chop adain nah?
Can you see what Buhari is already doing to our economy.

Bloody coward. His father must be twisting an turning in his grave at the embarassben that a child he sired from his loins has become.

Suljosh:
what are you saying man? This guys are evil and has taking so many lives. Pour acid on them joor

Pls ignore the so called humanists in here that want to have it both ways.

With one breadth, they curse GEJ for not doing enough in the fight against insurgency, they abuse our President for not providing adequate security in the northeast.

Now the army has upped its ante and these same folks want to question the means by which security is being provided.

To these nay sayers, this might be incomprehensible and grotesque. But to us peace loving people that are fed up whth the axis of evil that is boko haram, we say kudos to our gallant soldiers who have given everything that we may live in peace.

another King D1ck of relationship of relationship knowlege and his idealistic nansense that he wants shove down our throat this 2015.

Please give it up as these lists are starding to sound like a broken record.

I'm sure that Buhari calls her "Zebra" whenever he needs her attention

Do folks honestly expect a girl to be interested in anything else but social and financial security nowadays?

Anyway, if you want to have fun with a girl, do so and give her at least a part of what she demands. If she comes back on her own, be frank with her and let her know you will not play by her rules anymore. But make sure say you don chop am the second time sha before u tell am because e get as them de do sumtimes.

The US are only interested in the things that affect them and don't give a damn about everything else.

Why donate warship to Nigeria when what we need at the most are military helicopters and fighter jets to annihilate bokoharam insurgents once ane for all time?

The way I see it, this so called war ship is merely aimed at tackling oil theft in the gulf of guinea as contious oil theft means the commodity is readily available, hence the falling price of oil.

US indegenous oil coys spend so much in oil exploration and refining and stand to lose a lot and possibly fold up if the price of oil continues to drop. This why the why they want to mitigate this trend and avoid the massive job losses that would be a fall out should these companies go under.

Nigeria as a country therefore needs to present a bargaining chip to the US so that the two parties can strike a common ground and come to the aid of the other.

Nigeria can no longer afford to reamain naive and expect the whole world to rush to its aid just because a gang of rebels are killing people and destroying properties.

It is high time we mapped out our strategies with a view to identifying those that need we have so that we can form alliance and nuke these retromingent gilfnards down the north.

Of course there is genocide in kenya, there is ethnic cleansing in Rwanda, there is insurgency in Libya, Egypt, Syria and Pakistan. Why should the US care about Nigeria and not any or all of the above countries?

Yes, there's a supernatural realm that orders all things such as intelligent design, mathematical laws, consciousness.
Again, the possibility of life arising out of chance according to research is zero point more than 30 zeros.
Even the study of quantum dynamics and quantum fluctuations are beginning to make many scientists sit down and have a rethink about the existence of God.
So try to take your miniature emotions out of it and see the big picture for what it is - a grand design.
We have been given free will to enjoy this earth to the fullest. But he has set some guidelines to make our existence even more meaningful.
Just acknowlege him with your heart and do unto others as you would want done unto you. This the first step to knowing God.
He does not demand anything from you as the earth and its inhabitants are all his.

He is a loving God and not the scornful being that certain charlatans would have you believe. He loves you and wants yot to enjoy his creations.

Finally, we are made in his image and we are still evolving. We are part and parcel of his technology, the same way we are building ours today.

give me two minutes and i will do this with photoshop.

But that is a story for another day.

For now, i want to say withot equivocation that it will be our last point of order if we ever vote that kolanut chewing relgious bigot into the exalted office ever again.

BUHARI has had his chance and now we must move on to new ideologies.

I do not ever want to be ruled by man who thinks and acts with such outdated mentality that he sees nothing wrond in drumming momentum for bloodshed and senseless killings.

We have seen his ferocious generosity at its best wich in my opinion is no shade better than the devil in his fiendish candour; only the devil will jail a man hundred years for no offence committed.

Buhri's brutal tactics are outdated and no longer have a place in a democratic setting.

Pleasel continue to say no to an ethnic warlord cum religious fanatic who wants to hold Nigeria to ransome merely because he feels things should be done his own crude way.

you don't want to be her meal ticket, you don't want to be her provider, but you 'always bleep her when she asks.' No be yeye de worry you? Abeg grow some balls and man up to responsibllities or you try jerking off alone you misogynist little prick.

Coldfeet:
Seat taken.


A tissue paper should not complain of being used and dumped!!!! That's what tissue papers are made for! A.k.a Toilet paper. I'm glad you've realised there's more to life than partying and having 'mad' fun! You've learnt your lessons albeit the hard way but you came out alive!!! So many others didn't and so much more who are still in it won't! If it hadn't happened that's way you may still be in it! That experience was your turning point! (I had mine too) No runs girl will read your story and deviate from that life, they too will have to have their own experience before their eyes are opened to the ills of "RUNS" the lucky ones like you and I will live to tell the story... The unlucky ones like Cynthia won't!! And sadly their stories would have been the bestsellers only if we could have them tell it themselves. May God Almighty have mercy on us all including the married men who allowed us into their lives!

ExRunsGirL.

So because of this dubious story that has been told over and over again with many twists and turns, you came out here to announce to the whole world that you an ex runs girl.

Hmmm! Some girls get mind sha.

omo to date underaduate chik is a big no no for me as you'll just end up yoking yourself with expensive sex and paying even more for everything just for the sake say u wan lash. Me i don learn o.

Bigflamie:
Is dwarf not a human being?
Silly words coming from a mother, I hope she won't end up killing the child.

"The medical personnel explained that the woman who had a still birth about noon on the fateful"......
The key word here is "still birth", meaning the baby was born dead...Can you not read?

Randy OBJ will never pass off an opportunity to facilitate inordinate amorousness

Anyway, our popular Mama Market Woman, Mrs. Felicia Sani in the pix below apparently seems to be displaying similar affection, albeit her middle finger suggests she was hauling expletives at something...apparently the APC and even the C-in-C himself seems to be in agreement.

Haba APC, Amalgamation of Political Monstrosity. Can they get any lower than this?

Surely, this is not the handiwork of a people with decent braincells

englishmart:
another paedophile forcefully given out in marriage to a yerimaous man.


She's fvking tired of the fvking marriage to her Dad's mate..

She should be treated as deserved..
Others must be deterred from such heinous act

Another juvenile not paedophile. With a username as englishsmart, one would have at least expected you get that one right. Maybe you just hurriedly to be first to comment without even cross checking your facts. Now see how you have messed yourself up with that embarrassing gaffe.

Anyway, paedophile refers to a child molester or child sex offender. So your statement should have read another juvenile forcefully given out in marriage to a yerimaous man....whatever that means

freelife4all:
The number is increasing cause people are not happy. Nigeria is not a country that one should be proud of coming from. I have my reasons and am right, you may be proud of being a Nigeria but am not. I want to denounce my citizenship. I need help on how to go about it.

Get a long rope and suspend yourself....till you stop breathing

The most essential biological instinct of every right thinking human beign is survival, food and shelter and to ensure these three you need money. So the bottomline here is money. To dress well, pay the bills as well you need money. As long as you can provide enough money for all these in a relationship, you need not bother as everything else would be excused.
But if on the other hand, your spouse too is economically empowered and she isn't shy of sharing in the responsibilities, then you might have to swallow a wee bit of humble pie and try not to stray too far to the dark side. It is also at this time more than ever that the op's guide will come handy.

Did you catch him with another woman? Seriously, did you? So because you noticed missing condoms and hotel payment details, you concluded your husband is cheating on you with another woman. Either the OP is being economical with the truth or is just confused herself.

Again, you stated in your story that you confronted your husband and he told you he wasn't cheating. Why don't you take his answer for whatever it is worth and move on with your life? Or has he been lying to you as well since you got married?

Anyway, from my experience, women only put up with cheating men if he is wealthy and very good looking. The excuse about wanting your kids to have a great life even though it sounds a great idea, could be a smokescreen as I know some women to be very selfish and would stop at nothing when exiting a relationship they no longer feel comfortable with.

Another possible theory is your simply worried that other women are attracted to your husband for the same reasons that you find him irresistible, hence your resort making things up in your own head, that aren't really there .

Whatever the case, since you have decided to endure the situation as you suggested, I don't think there is any other short cut to happiness in your marriage except you yourself calm the f**ck down. You must admit the fact that your marriage is having a rough patch for one or two reasons, like any other marriage (even though yours appears to be exaggerated in your own head.) So you must take whatever you get from this on the chin and move on.

At any rate, there is no marriage that does not have its own problems. It's just that you have decided to bring yours to the public domain for an advice, even though you've got your mind pretty much made up on what to do.

Lastly, you sound very frustrated and this level of animosity alone is enough to make any man frankly aghast. my advice: Try not to blow hot air for at least 10 seconds everyday and you just might calm see things a bit clearer.