₦airaland Forum

We keep buying all these things from China, Malaysia, Dubai and even South Afirca to the detriment of our own economy and we wonder why there are no jobs.

Everyday in this country, its buy this, buy that and we have virtually turned this country into a consumer nation while millions of our youths roam the streets unemployed. Please where is the vision in all of these.

Some dudes are somewhere in India manufacuring this shiny piece of work and getting paid, yet the best we could do is continue to buy as if buying is about to go out of fashion.

Its such a shame.

If it comes to choosing between being mugged off my hard earned money or jerking off alone before my tv screen, I'd say being magad souds a bit more enticing.

But then, nsuogi that thing eh, body go tell you it's not all schooboys your'e dealing.

kill all these b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s. and let Allah decide who gets the virgins.....

And to all their useless sympathizers, I'd say eat shite and die slowly

Buhari will never occupy Aso rock.


Never again.........

As long as I'm unable to stream live matches in real time......E no concern me.

All this boggous writeup and not even a single picture to complement it. No wonder the broadcasting people rejected you as you lack a bit of a finishing touch.

Anyway, I hope you learnt how to make Okpa very well because you just might need that experience.

But you can write sha for a young school leaver. Your article is laced with good humour, making a light work of what should be a traumatic experience. Well done.

it pays to work hard.

Pikin de learn how to make bomb, papa de plot how to marry 13-year old girl, elites de steal money to sponsor terrorism, youths say boko na haram with guns blazing, small girls and women turn harbingers of death with explosive vests....And all of these expressions have found voice in one monstrous amalgamation with a false message of hope, yet I see no changes.

Surely, none of these is any shade better than the devil in his fiendish candour.

North my will!

Girl looks even finer with her mouth slightly ajar than the forced closure she was trying to put up in the pix above.

Anomaly.

mmsen:
You don't realize how the Naira has depreciated since then if you think that price was 'cheap'.

All fiat currencies depreciate - they are not backed by anything.

All money is fiat money....

Animal instinct!

Na Abuja marriage we de call this one

"Mune Mazaje....Muna zuba wuta da boko haram"......

Walahi I love the mesmerizing sound of that heavy artillery.......Ga ga ga ga ga gam Choi!

Gracias Nigerian Soldiers....Deal with them personally and vanquish evil from the earth surface.


Please sing along with me.....

Nigeria oh!

No tension!

We are winning

By the grace of God

We are oh, we are oh, we are oh

sawo sawo oh

sawa sawa.

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Which one be Gobe de nisa there abeg? That snake get terrible reputation as it name suggests (tomorrow is far) but I no even sabi am sef. I know the King cobra, the rustle viper and black mamba. I also know the reticulated python. Now show me Gobe da nisa.

Wetin him picture dey do there sef...See blogger de form matcho man o.

Anyway, the one wey vex me pass na the way some cretins dey rush to be first to comment like say na who wants to be a millionaire competition, while in actual sense they ain't even got nathing meaningful to say.

You'll soon spread mat to watch life pass you bye in slow mo.

And this is meant to be our equal?

Mekybliss:
. So you just quoted me for nothing??

Yes now....and you have the right to remain silent

Oildichotomy:
If a woman wrote those rumblings, that's disappointing I must say! The whole write-up is confusing and contains more of dribbling parables than actual situations or explicit complaints that need solutions.

The problem is from the woman obviously (I stand to be corrected though), Trust me if I'm a priest and I receive such letter, The woman will get some therapy recommendations.

!!!Woman stand up to your role and be your hubby porrnstar not some literature

Thank you joor. The letter started with my and then changed to we.Haba!

One junkie just sit don for bedroom de craft literature and they want us to believe it's an actual situation. Yeye de smell for here.

Mekybliss:
Who is he again

He is Charly Boy nah....abi you just de come town?

octopusfreaky:
that guy squatting is cute

Yeah, cos he has a well developed deltoids muscle. The others didn't seem to be paying much attention to their delts workout.

22. Save, save, save and save. Christ! I can't really emphasize this enough.

23. Be prudent and avoid being profligate. Every wastefulness you indulge in today will come back to bite you tomorrow.

24. Be sensible and try not to step on the wrong toes. Your boss is a tyrant and can change the course of your life if you give him good reasons to hate you.

25. Cut people some slack. You basically have no idea what they go through to keep their heads up. So no need being unnecessarily judgmental and critical of others.

26. Be stoical and deaden your ears to the tunes of perilous pleasure. You may not realise it now but that your temptous underage neighbour's daughter with pointed chest might end up providing you a passport to the Gulag.

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See how the life of this promising young man has been cut short in its prime by the bullets of armed robbers.

Obviously, he knew nothing about this and had only gone there to pay his fees and now this.

RIP to his sould and may God be with his family at this time.

But those who murdered this man in cold blood in the name of get rich quick syndrome are a good example of what a human being should never aspire to become.

Hopefully when the war against Boko Haram is over, the next war this govt will wedging shall be against these menacing armed robbers.

Armageddon.

Report them to the Landlord. If nothing happens, give police some money make them detain them for disturbing the peace. Record the moans and screams as evidence. The longer you wait, the more your kids will start to understand what's going on and this could distort their minds if it continues. Lastly, you need to show a stern demeanor when greeting them to let them know all is not well.

Stereotypical balderdash

If you don't do it.....at the risk of your life

Fear North............

5 reasons Why Manshitster will lose again tonight.

1. Van Gaal has been caught trying to steal old Trafford toilet seats.

2. Rooney didn't get his regular supply of grannies last night.

3. Van Persie's Pe*nis pump has broken down again.

4. Falcao is hooked to Pornhub and is paying less attention to training details.

and lastly Phil Jones got injured trying to get up from bed last night.