₦airaland Forum

No 3

Debosky

No 2

Youngies

Here are our 8 (eight) nominees


No 1

IBDat

why do i always smile when chiege enters the building

why is omogenaija feeling left out _{she shouldnt, ive missed her too}

Why am i so happy to see maree7 _{dearie i've been fin, u?}

why havent i seen Maree7 in ages

Kenecee:
I gave my girl my phone on her request( my mistake).

It wasn't a mistake, far from it. It was your girl's special miracle from above

Kenecee:
She discovered a recorded telephone conversation between me and another girl

Why in the whole widest world will you be recording the conversation, are you an agent of the FBI, or you want to claim you record every phone call you get on your phone?? puh-lease!!!

Kenecee:
and she got angry,up till now I'm still begging her but she maintained that it's all over

She got angry?? ooh, dearest me what a shock . . NOT! What were you expecting?? a hand-shake and a clap on the back?? not your lucky day mr.

Kenecee:
I just saw her phone nos in a mag and decided to holla at her.

In a mag? yea right
See where your holla'ing got you, lol

Kenecee:
The worst part of it is that the girl I talked to on phone is more or less a dream because l have not seen her,

Its not the worst part at all, its the "juiciest" part. Why would you have a girlfriend and want some other girl to cloud your dream??
Swear you wouldn't plan to see her if she fixes a date and time??

If you say NO, why then are you calling the girl?? Are you a phone-operator?? LMCAO

Kenecee:
l need advice.

You need advice?? Don't you think its a Lil bit too late?? You really should have asked the "honourable" Nairaland users what to do with the phone no. you got from the mag
Its unfair that people have their fun one on one, then come to us when its time to pay the dues

And no, Its not for jokes that we have a saying as you make your bed, so shall you lie on it lol agin ooh

Honestly, with heart crossed would you have forgiven her if the tables were turned?? Do not lie, whatever your answer is, I wish for you as well.

If No, you're finished ooh because then i hope with all i owe, she doesn't come back. Next time when you see phone numbers in mags, your heels will be touching your neck

If yes Then i hope when the sun goes down, and she's calm , she finds a place in her heart to forgive you. If it takes a while and she doesn't come around, surprise her with something, make her smile, when she starts smiling, i'm sure her heart will open up for you again

Eitherway, keep away from numbers in mags They're expensive (in your case your long-time-struggle relationship) Not worth it!!!!!!!!!

I just discovered a very very slight mistake though, awards: nominated for - - -

Apart from that bitty bitty little mistake, its good

davidylan:
same message, my antivirus software no gree

How sad that you'll miss this guy's web-site, try using some other person's Pc or library Pc, or betterstill believe us when we say its fabulous

Blessed are those who do not see, but believe lol

Seriously though, tell your antivirus software to behave

Infact, let me view the web again

You're highly welcome to the "house of fame" lol

Yea, it truly is famous, hope you have a blast here, its all about the fun

Welcome to nairaland, enjoy!!!

davidylan:
Kaspersky Anti-Virus 6.0

The requested URL http://www.nonsodiobi.com/ is infected with Virus.VBS.Redlof.n virus

davidylan:
Kaspersky Anti-Virus 6.0

The requested URL http://www.nonsodiobi.com/ is forbidden

I just viewed it right now, the addy to use is: http://www.nonsodiobi.com/

Just click on the link i pasted

chiogo:
awwwwwww, am sorry. gimme your email address and i'll send it if u want.

Now i'm happy

pisces20:
Fellow Nairaland users (the ladies) if you were asked to go for this test, will you go?

Are you indirectly asking who's a virgin among the girls?? you could just have asked that outrightly lol

pisces20:
and what do you all think about the whole idea?

In as much as the whole thing is a bit amusing, its their scholarship and their rules, whatever blows their trumpet.
Maybe they have their hidden agenda, who knows? (maybe they want to honour virgins)

Lohlarh:
Its just an observation since one of the major purpose of this site is to meet friends and also to meet friends that you have lost contact with.

My dear, you're not totally wrong on this one statement, i did get back lost-contact with my cousin because i viewed a username's profile and thank heavens, my couz. was starring at me lol
For that i'll ever be grateful without the pic, i might not have gotten back with her but

@ topic
I'll say, whatever blows your trumpet. If one isnt comfortable doing so, then they should have the option right not to.
I've made wonderful friends here on nairaland, some i'm yet to see their pics, some i got to see theirs after we got in touch. If you like someone's personality, then the picture thingy shouldn't be a deciding factor

And lastly, someone you wouldnt have wanted to make friends with based on their pics could turn out to be your best pal, Cos you got to know their personality first

chiogo:
I actually posted my pic here on tuesday but i didn't feel comfortable, so i took 'em off yesterday!

Now i'm mad
How could you take it down without my viewing it??

robsw3:
Please what is Nonso Diobi's web site address.
Cheers.

Scroll up dear, i already gave you a link that'll help you to the right destination

My first comment had it

Orikinla:
Anyone using this thread to drive traffic to Nonso Diobi's site is naive.[/b]

Thanks for the wonderful information, give me the definition of "naive" (i lost my dictionary), then we'll talk. Please be so kind to also tell me what the word had to do with the topic at hand. Compared to all others, Emeka's wasn't good enough, well Nonso's is one you can compare with.

BTW, i dint give the link to his site, but the link to the thread where its being discussed because his site is also one of the newbies

chiogo:
Thank u. I don't know who thinks we're hatin' or jealous of her. whoever that is, u better recognize! Am too young to be jealous of her skinny ass. I got better things to do and i'm already plannin' my future. u're only jealous of someone if u feel they are better than u and paris hilton sure ain't better than me! Am not braggin' but i know i'd be a rich lady when am done with school and i'd earn my wealth decently. So, ain't nobody hatin' on her.she ain't squat!

My lil sis got some great sense too, darling i love your speech, and yes you'll be something to write home about

onyiii:
Please, I will appreciate it if any one of you can tell me how to bake cake including the recipe and iceing without oven.

You mean baking it on a bowl with sand above a lit hip of fire wood??

Regards the recipe, you have to be specific Cos i have a bunch, but if you're in naija then i dont know if i can be of help, because i'm not used to the nigerian cake recipe

But i can assure you that the cakes here in europe can be baked down there as well. I've done that a million times, you just have to use more time in getting the necessary items

Holla back, whatever you decide to do!!!

SEA:
Let's wake up

It wouldn't be such a bad idea, if you made a phone call to our movie industry, i'm sure they'll appreciate your concern

This is what you do dear, when you click on "reply" and get to the reply page, scroll down and you'll see the posts of at least 15 persons before you.

Above each person's post to the right, is an "insert post" underlined, click on it and you'll be telling a new story

Now if you want to quote someone that made a comment ages ago, or the person's post has been followed by lots of people making it not appear on the page, simply "copy and paste", then above our smileys there is a button with a "light yellow", would i say piece of paper in the middle

Highlight the post you pasted, then click on the yellow button, it will come out as a quote, but not with time, date and name as it would have if you used the first method, so to specify whom you're talking to, just write something like "quote from so so person" above

Hope i made some sense, Holla back if you're still wondering I'm at ya service!!!

davidylan:
When you're really mad at her because she did something wrong and all you just want to do is hug her and stroke her hair, then you've got the woman for all time! Good luck.

That was touching, really touching

Seun:
I'm an atheist, but I don't agree with this point. All the good girls in Nigeria are born again Christians or muslims.

Has naija really gotten that bad?? lol

@ topic

can she cook?? if not let her go do so and come back unless you're open for the idea of a house-help (don't believe her sole reason for wanting to eat outside being that she's classy)

can she manage a home?? she doesn't have to be prefect, but she has to show the willingness to do so, or else after the big "I do", you'll be cursing the sun lol

does her way of life match yours (i don't mean you should have the same views, but can you guys live together and be happy? ) this is really important, so you don't start wishing and regretting

Is she really what you want in a girl, like busygirl said does her inner beauties meet up, because believe me the outer beauty will only take you this far, and what next?. You need the inner beauty when the going gets rough and tough. Now i can't give you a list Cos your priorities might be different from someone else's

There are lots of things to compare,contrast and consider, or you thought we were joking when we say people shouldn't jump into marraige?? lol

2) Postponing a responsibility, thinking it'll suddenly dissappear/varnish on its own.

Seun:
If her husband was the one who committed this same sin, she would forgive. What a pity. Not a true story anyway.

Yes ooh, such is twisted life

Women have seen things ooh!!

Darling poster . .

Try having a conversation with your man, at the end of the day when all Nairaland users go to sleep, you're the one wearing the shoe and you definitely know where it pinches you most

Yes, like everyone said, he is stingy a.k.a. superglue-hand lol but before i jump into conclussions, how wealthy is he?? is he well to do??

If yes, then give him the benefit of the doubt and ask him outrightly, tell him how you feel about the whole situation

Sometimes we have to mould our loved ones to what we want them to be, find out what his past relationships have been like, what might be his reason for being that greedy, have a heart to heart chat with him, it always helps, and you always come out of it wiser, at least even if not to your delight you get something out of it

I have zero tolerance and patience for guys that aren't romantic, but before i walk you to the door, I'll give you a helping hand to buckle up, since nobody is perfect and we help each other to be perfect but at the end of the day, you're not making improvemnets?? hmm, sorry ooh, but i'm out!!!!!!! But first of all you got to try (You should have taken actions after some months, i find 2yrs a long time to sit and wait ooh, but since you waitd this long don't just give up)

Kenecee:
cute-ass aint u assleep or asleep by now

Does it look like i'm asleep?? LMAO . . but thanks for noticing though, i'll do so in a jiffy

Funny you

I'll go for Van sha, i think he's so so hot You can smell "sexy" all over him lol

But in his absence i guess Muna will do, i like him too

Welcome to nairaland sweetheart, hope you're having fun and enjoying yourself to the fullest

And yes, you're one of our babies, there are a few others that are same age as you , Chiogo (my little darl.) is one, though she'll be 15 in a couple of days

Anyways sha, dont worry you're not a lone, and hey i'll be watching out for you

Just have a blast hun!!!

romeo:
make i dey prepare to vote ohh

Well just hold the thought, we're thinking of starting afresh, since this one is pretty much messed up

Come back with your vote when everything has fallen into place

yes now