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Yes ooh, some lack personal and general hygiene totally, some you wonder where they get off. Even if not for themselves but fot the safety and good of others  .  .  GEEZ

Whites are not that better, their only saviour is the weather here. Its so cold, windy and breezy that the odour is taken by it, and for that i couldn't be happier but in naija and other african countries its so bleeping hot that the[b] sweat + accumulated dirt + stuffy weather = ewoo Chineke(God) run to the rescue of our noses !! [/b]
All these white friends of mine, i get shocked at the fact that they take their bath once or twice a week They even see you as the weired one for bathing daily. So proud telling you of how they wake up at 07.45am to be at school at 8.00am lol.
Their only priority is their faces, you know now, the make-up thing is soooo important, or else the world might just dissappear. Ok and their hair comes second lmao *beauty and cleanliness in the surface* *sighs at the level of ignorance*

The worst thing is how someone that is aware they have bad-mouth-hygiene, will not mind talking straight into your nose, mouth and face (its as if for that minute you lost your breath to the fishes, imagine reaping a fellow human-being the right God gave us to fresh air )*æsj*, its ok if you want to swim in "bacteria and virus" but please spare the rest of us that want to live long lol

And then those that will spray perfumes after not taking their bath in ages, my o my, come sniff odour, perfume + rotten body odour = (are we safe?we're finished)

And to the men: I've come across many african men who think hygiene is for women alone, because they have sticks and therefore are above "body odour", please wake up and get the news flash: it goes both ways, and believe me "guys stink too"


Better to be untidy and clean than the other way round, only you is liable to the consequences, and at least our noses can shake hands with fresh air  

Yes, hygiene is an A-class priority imporatnce!!!!!!!!!!!

bebe2007:
Hygiene simply put, is a way of cleanliness as a way of maintaining good health.
It is not "posh" like some people see it, its healthy habits put together to keep you safe from diseases. Its simple wash your hands after a long days job, after using the gents or ladies, brush your teeth, have a bath regularly, keep tidy hair, wear clean clothes (it must not be designers) and the like.

I have always thought that wouldnot be too hard to do until i came to LAGOS. My God! people stink in this town. Before you eat me raw, i know its not only Lagos but all over the world. Yes, am aware but LAGOS in my opinion takes the CROWN OF DIRTY PEOPLE!!!!! you are entitled to your own. Let me start with the conductors in the commercial buses the odour alone can make one die. Mouth -zero, clothes-zero, bath-zero, hair-zero to add it all attitude-
I always wonder how would a humanbeing go about that way. Its sad and it worries me greater. Like i have always been told, if you compalin too much about something, then do something about it. In this case what can i do? they are not reasonable people how do you get to talk yo them i wonder. Okada men nko! market women etc

Now down to workers generally, some people just donot care when they come to your office am like God what just died here? since i came back to Naija-lagos i have inhaled enough smell, odour to last me a life time. Guys will go to the Gents and wouldnt bother to wash their hands. Have you heard of "hepatitis B" (not sure of the spelling), everywhere you turn you see people picking/blowing their nose yuk! people just wee on the streets etc

Am tired of writing cannot go on, i just want to appeal to everyone to take time out and take care of their bodies. It pays alot ok. use a good tooth brush and toothpaste brush at least twice daily especially your tongue thats what makes your mouth smell. Change the toothbrush once in 3months and visit a dentist at least once a year. Use deodorants antiperspirant they are not expensive please help yourselves. Use perfumes if you can afford it. Keep your hair clean and tidy always wash it. clean clothes are always better than one dirty designers jeans. please keep your clothes clean, wash and dry them.
Cheers

* brings out hand to shake our dearest poster for a job welldone*
I mean a job very very well done

bebe2007:
I see this as a forum to speak out and say exactly how i feel. I donot mean to offend anyone. We need a change or else we would all be sick.Help us to love you!!!

I see no reason for annoyance here, anyone who gets offended is obviously in the number being addressed and should rather be grateful and heed to the time-taken-out advice up there ooh. I advice the person start thinking of possible ways to make hygiene a better word

AmerOmoge:
@cute-ass you nailed it. . .

It could be expensive but there is no greater gift o!. . .

Yes ooh . . whoever said good things come easy

Though some get it cheaper (not having to go through all that), there's differnce in stock to what life holds to each and everyone of us. You might be luckier than someone else in some other aspect of life!!!

Well people donate their kidneys and likes to save a family member . .

Don't actually see anything wrong in it, the daughter has some health problems, and the lady is just being a mum, doing everything for her daughter to be happy despite her ill-health conditions. Now that's what i call "mum of the year"

As far as they did tests to make sure the older lady's life won't be put in jeopardy during the process

[s]I think the topic is being misunderstood here . .

Its about people who don't have a choice, for one reason or the other they're importent or barren . . will you marry them??[/s]

Well i'm not sure if i could ooh, i want kids and would like to carry the pregnancy, now if i love the guy too much that i couldn't imagine life without him, then i have to meet both needs one way or the other

Adoption would have been great, but since i want to feel pregnancy myself, I'll settle for a sperm transplant from a topp-class "sperm bank"

Now if the lady was barren and i was a guy, i'll pay a lady to carry a fertilized egg of my sperm and unfertilized egg from an "egg bank", please do not consider using the lady's egg(s) Cos despite written and oral agreements its not always easy after the child is born

And there is an adage that "when a child grows up, he always knows his mum",. but when donors are unknown it carries a bigger chance of preventing misunderstandings and quarrels.

Lastly, if my wife just is incapable of carrying out a pregnancy, i mean she gets pregnant but looses it to the "wicked hands of miscarriage", then we''ll perform some fertilization of my sperm and her eggs and pay someone else to carry it out . . its still our offspring at the end of the day . . CHIKENA!!!

AmerOmoge . . did i leave any stone unturned??

Godfathern:
cute-ass, 10q. very thoughtful of u. have u had similar experience before. if yes, tell me how you got back on your feet again.

Actually i haven't

But a bomb sure ticket to hapiness after a heart break is being yourself, putting the past behind you, having an open mind and spirit not knowing what will happen next, but still ready to conquer, looking extremely thoroughly before you leap (thats not a guarantee though since anything can happen any minute), but thats one of the recipes of love "ready to take a risk"

Most of us have "that destined someone", but we just have to find the right person. You don't have to force it, let it come naturally!!!

Well dear atimes that's the prize you pay for love

You said it affects you atimes?? How do you mean exactly?

Well, you can try talking to him, not sure it'll help his stubborn skull anyway. Some find it hard letting go of their exes, she should just continue telling him off in all ways possible, ignoring him and his calls' He might be a dangerous one for all we care

Hopefully sooner than later his brain will start functioning in the right direction to know she's moved on with someone else and he should do the same with or without someone. He might still be pushed by the "power of love", some are easier to forget than others, but lets hope he'll realise that one way of showing love is wishing her hapiness at any cost

I hope you guys know peace soon!!!

Douzy:
Did you ever slip up and call your date by a former date's name? What was his/her reaction? How did you recover?

Lucky not . . Hope I'm not carried away to that extent either.

Some take it lighter than others though, if its someone helping you to get over someone else for ex. then he'll be more forgiving

[s]But i think worst cases are when you're in bed with your partner and then call some other opposite-sex name, my o my, will hell let loose or what lol [/s]

Oooh lawd, the risks people take for the sake of QUICKY money na wah

His case is even a milder one Cos it was tied to his tommy, I've heard cases of people swallowing the thing and passing it out in the toilet later on after they're landed at their destination . .

gOSH . . *talking to money* you really are the root of all evil

GIFT4LUV:
bluenubian if you are interested in this guy I can put you through to him directly. it does not make sense to lie over a thing such as this. why I brought it here is because I believe that nairaland have decent ladies. and I am very optimistic that very soon I will announce the wedding of this dear friend in this same forum. and Imagine how cool for the couples to tell the world that I was instrumental for their coming together through Nairaland. so if you don't believe me, just watch and see, its a matter of time.

I like your determination spirit, most especially your courage to stand out and defend your case Yes keep it up and hopefully very soon, there'll be wedding bells in the air

But you have to bear with us for being suspicious though, with all happeneing in the world, and the number of fraud-love-announcements here, its only natural. But you're showing you're different and genuine . . Good luck, hope you find what you're looking for real soon!!!

And NO, i'm still not interested, thanks

Godfathern:
I am sure u will make a good house help to smone. Ladies in the house, here is your opportunity to have a houseboy. go get him, I can support you financially if it is necessary.

Bia, mind yaself ooh. . can't you see i already bid a prize?? Why are you still calling on the "ladies of the house"?? I'm lady enough biko

GIFT4LUV:
For your information cute-ass. the guy have sent his pix to me and he is really cool. being there for him (godfathern) does not mean falling for him. I only want to help just like I am doing to this close friend of ours (my fiance and I). I want to know him so I can confidently introduce him. get it straight.

If you say so dearie, whatever you say!!

GIFT4LUV:
I feel it will be better to send your mail with an attached pix. this will help a lot. please stop calling that number earlier supplied and just send your mail. 10q for your advice.

Naah . . don't think so . . getting some by myself for myself with my eyes and hands is a better plan, i mean my ideal plan
Thanks for the offer though, but i'll pass!!! Not my style at all, I still rock my world

But should there be cause for changes (which i don't think will be in million years ) You'll be the first to know, deal honey??

[quote author=tj.one link=topic=36267.msg822795#msg822795 date=1169033734]and left me with my [b]bra[/b] and penty and i made him in his frnchise, i enjoyd they way h tore my bra and penty just like he was on rape, he went mad he suckked my bobs and pressed them mdley they became so red that it were red for next 3 days more, i was moning with pleasure, and pain he suked my pussy so passinatley that it was a magic to me, h kept his cock in frount of my face and i forced me to take it in it was 7.5' my mouth was chocked
i was in pain then he removed it ws it was to came, he parted my legs ang put his tool in me i was a virging it pained hegot custered frm fridge and applied it
and suckked it once but after that he gave a push in it and it was all in me it pained i cried he suddenly quited and made me comfertable with his hug and kiss ad his head on my chest[/quote] so men now go in bras?? lol . . wonders shall never end ooh, and wait ooh they have pussys too?? lmao
Mr. poster are you transveseit??

Nairaland !!! thats the climax""" three words though: what a story!!!!!!

@ poster

Just tell us the name of your "mills and boon" novel is Birthday night!!!

I love this thread . . sounds interesting

Well i've been told i look like lots of people, so don't really know who to go with. But i'll be back when more people have had a name or two

Nice thread once again, thats what i call fun . .

Some who feel for it, can also post their pics so we the audience can agree or disagree lol
This will be so much fun!!! Thumbs up bro 

BUT NO LIES PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[quote author=fe_mi link=topic=51068.msg1094394#msg1094394 date=1178393141]that means i can't wait

expecting your name on nobel prize for mathematics then [/quote]LOL . . thats not a bad idea at all, is it??

@ topic
But seriously i'm missing our dear poster , ok "boy for sale" i'll buy you whenever you get back.
But i only have a credit card and to use it just to draw out 1naira is quite expensive

But anything for you dear _{in your dreams!!}

Seun:
What are the chances that children separated from each other at birth will find 'true love' with each other in real life?

Very slight But this might just be one of the "slight" chances
(The fake stories here like i said, are more in number than the real ones and since we fall flat for some of others, why not? )

kliffo:
My friend is considering pilling the beans in a rigtheous bid to stop the incest Should she throw away her marriage and she has laboured for just to stop this incest, I think not, what do you think?

So you mean she should keep shot and let her two biological kids get married
Do you know the consequences that will have on her to-be-grand-children??
Not to talk of the disgust she'll feel each time she sees them together??
Believe me even if she doesn't speak up now, she couldn't live with that A-class secret for a long time . .

It would do her much good to confess now, she put herself in the position and now she has to pay the prize, not worst than that
Every thing we do on earth bears a consequence, good or bad. What she did was a big bad one, having an affair with the landlord and clothing the husband a fool . . well if she was lady enough to do such a messy act, then she should be lady enough to bear the consequences

I have zero respects for such ladies, infact cheats as a whole. I know noone is above mistakes, but then she didn't just have sex with him, she was having an affair. And in as much as she might deserve to be forgiven, its left for the husband to decide

She made her bed, now she's lying on it. The damage it might lead to if she kept shut might be disasterous, her only way out to shut up is if she can get them to break up, but can you eat your cake and have it??

By knowing the best method of shaving your body approves of . . (men those irritations are not cool at all, so uncomfortable, nothing towrite home about ) Most ladies have that problem

well unless there's some kind of irritation "get rid" creams, gels or paste (none that i've heard of anyway) then there's no specific answer since we're all different.

First of all, i used "razor blades" (you know the one men use for their beards), ooh lawd i felt like i was on fire, then i gave the removal cream a chance (the one you apply and then wash off after some minutes), that was hell but then i started using the shaving machine for ladies (a portable shaving machine that is battery driven, specially made for ladies). Now all irritations and unwanted rashes are history and in the past.

I'm living a whole new life lol.

But then i don't know what will work for you, Cos one man's meat is another man's poison, you just have to try your way to the best!!

This is definitely the right place dear . . you'll make a lot of good ones here but be careful so you don't get some not so friendly ones in addition.

But seriously I wish you a happy stay here on nairaland and hope you catch fun too, its a ride, make it a good one


wwwwwwwweeeeeelllllllccccccccccooooooommmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

opuro:
Olufemi,
   if for all the above  mentioned, that is no lies.  IT IS CALLED EMBROIDING THE TRUTH.
IT  IS REWARDING TO LIE AND SAVE A MARRIAGE THAN TO SAY THE TRUTH AND BREAK A MARRIAGE

Well dear that to me is only if the "fairy god mother" is on a visit in your house ooh, because one thing with the truth is that it always has a way of coming out sonner or later, and what will now happen to the "things" you were actually protecting in the first place

I'm not trying to be righteous here or anything, but i do think the damage might be milder at the beginning than after all the while it takes for the truth to be unveiled . .

The truth is always the best, you get it over with and don't have to live with the torture of bearing it in your mind everyday only for it to be burst open sooner or later!!!

IBDat:
This has to go down as one of my greatest reads on Nairaland - so laughter still go last for sometime yet, needless to mention that i will be looping it .

LOL . .wait til i come out with my latest equation, then you'll be rolling on the floor while laughing

Slycks:
flawless,just the first statement,



Am not her first boyfriend,infact i was suprise to have met her in such position, It is very unsual to see such a girl nowadays,

Well I'm happy for you, and i'm happy i was right too with my guess-work

Hope things loosen up with time, I'm sure it would. Work with time and let time help you!!

Slycks:
Which poor girl ? my chick ?


Should in case you don't know,she come from a wealthy family and born of a silver spoon, gotcha , Maybe you don't mean my own girlfriend

Dear you're missing something here, "poor girl/boy/man/woman" is just a term you use when you feel for somebody. Not that the peson is necessarily literally poor
I've been mistaken for that statement some time back too

Slycks:
@ cute-ass
Thanks for your post,i think you are the only one that make sense on this thread,by the way what do you think i meant when i say "I made her a lady" ?

Anytime dear

Regards your question,

Two things it might mean: you divirgined her. . or you were her first boyfriend !!

What did you mean??  

omogenaija:
so when does voting end ?

will get back to that after necessary adjustments have been made. Its turned into spme child's play because of the time wasted, But will do something about that soonest, and then we'll be talking

bluenubian:
liar liar pants on fire

LOL dear, i'm beginning to wonder seriously too ooh after i saw her post on one other thread . . V V V

GIFT4LUV:
You have to tread carefully and take your time. I read your posting on BROKEN HEARTED and I was really touched. only Love can heal a broken heart. I wish I can be there for you, its up to u anyway. I will like to see your pix. send it to giftforlov@hushmail.com. I will be expecting

_{posted wrongly lol}

Pain:
I Thot You Hand Your Hands Busy Already With "True Love"

Now I See U Have an Eye For Away Matches.

CuteAss I Hope Your Answer Is Your Location? No[/b]r[b]way

LOL . . i told you you're funny, better start believing it lol

I'm sure he meant it literally when he sai "friends"

Pain:
CuteAss. CuteLine. U Make Me Wonder What That As* L**ks Like Sometimes.

Just A Thot Though.

LMC_uteAO . . you're funny . Hold on to the thought though