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Chei! No be the same Lagoon people are committing suicide I smell sumtin fishing!

Na wa ooo for this Boyfriend! u no want pikin, why una no use condom? or withdrawal method?

Before una begin dey fight me. I know withdrawal method is a Big risks of 30% chance not getting pregnant.

I don walka!!!

Britney Spear sang about "Marking Territory!"

So ladies love Marking their territory. As in

You're even lucky u didn't see used pad cause that would be sooo gross!!! my younger sis can throw used pad under the bed for Naijja! That kind tin dey vex me like

CplusJason:
What are you trying to say hector? So you mean say............................

Not my toothbrush abeg.



Oh God, I can't even think about it.

Like u don't know! Heeeeeeeeeehheeheeeeheeeeh! Hope u threw your old brush sha? yaaaaaaank!!!!

This Bride too fine abeg. Why he no marry her since? Thank God ooooh, Hml to your Brother and his sooooooo pretty Bride.

U1:
I don find you reach here. How you take know say ash dey earn more? Explain yourself.

I no go tell uuuuuu!

I was invited to Jenifa's diary party scene

I told all my family members and friends

They were happy for me

I attended the party with 5 different costumes

I dance and was filmed the whole night

I went home with 3k pay!!!

Heheheheeheheeeeeeee make una no vex this got me so laughing but wait oooh even Ashawo get paid higher for a night. For her mind she will be like BAD MARKET

Lwkmd!

U1:
You are now my friend, just so you know. So, it follows: my friend is Google!

leave me jor! go and google pimples breast with image.

U1:
Pimples? What is that? I'm curious.

Google is your friend

Evil spirit against Graduation

Blood of snake!!!
I can't fit look

This guy self
Thank God for safe Uber delivery of your passport.
He no knw say the money go till finish Money na wind oooooh!

Such a pretty Soul!! WHY
RIP Angel.

Gkemz:
Happy birthday to you

how u take know

Shorter than me No!!!! because when i'm taller than the guy he can lay his head on my chest and i don't even have a chest to strt with
Na pimples i get!!!!

honey001:
How much did former government give you?

Former government gave us Patience Jonathan. we sure had a lot of fun with her grammarian Bomb!!!

Because of cap
We are in a free world after all! what is wrong with him? una for put the cap for him head snap am pic..... heeheheheheeheheheheee!

SINZ:
This only happens when you're shaped like fish roll.

u baaaaaad oooooh!!!! Lwkmd

I was born April 25 So close like kilode!!!!

steppin:
Famous last words. One minute you were acting like a hopeless case, giving me advice to leave you alone and all that. I decided to let you be, but your small mouth starts running again.
Smh.. Women. And yes miss hothead, reading your posts alone is enough to know how you feel.
I don't need a psychologist to do that.

Well said then!!! I remain silent Be the fool to keep quoting me. u got the time sha. I'm off, Busy mood* activated.

steppin:
C'mon girl! You're getting soft and emotional on me. You were blazing like fire from your first post. What happened? Abeg, No take anything too serious for here.

Look who's become a psychologist in a day Like u can tell the look on my face via my comments!!! Mr. Boy

Lemme go and fry Beans ooh jawe. Got some mature business to handle! u can keep following up with my other comments on Nairaland! y'are always welcome

steppin:
What am I supposed to do? Get scared because a little girl feels like ranting?
You're in a public forum, so it's my damn business! Be ready for criticism or quit.
Don't hide behind career, you dey lack period!

oyaaah na bring it on!!!! as u no sabi read person comment before criticising it. oga first class, phd in criticising. keep concerning your damn business in my business as u no get any other business to concern yourself for. I dey wait uuuu! you are welcome to my business. I will pay u for quoting me if u want!!!!

As na Mature man u be u suppose no dey mind your business for little girl like me. My advise though

steppin:
See the oldest lie in the book. "I wanna focus on my career". Those other women married and focused on their career, are they different?
Kukuma say you're lacking.

Mr. man or whoever u call yourself. if i wanna focus on my career and move on! is my career your career? must u kuku quote me? If i don't wanna get married is none of your damn business go and marry the women and stop showing up here. and please don't come and quote me wrong here for i never mentioned that married women aren't career focused as u ku ku dey take Yash*** read my message. Please borrow person glass and read it well again. My life is my life don't come and be talking nonsense here. waka pas!!!
Yeye Child!!!!

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

wunderkiind:
Yes they will.. But both of them together on JD, again? Naah. I don't see that happening.

Na them sabi with their life jawe! even if she no show face for JD she's popular already! I no dey ku ku follow the series.

u sure say this news no be another fake rumour frm the media. cause tomorrow now them go say Jenifa's Diary is on fire

They will reconcile Na them knw where dey pitch them.

orisa37:
Kwenu.

Heart-Attack

Nothing when person no go see in the name or pre -wedding photo shoot.

Since i was born to this world as a Northern woman! i've always respected the Igbo tribe. their women are wow and can cook for Naija !!!Jesus their Men are ever hardworking and caring but not all sha. the one when dey my backyard na copy right igbo man. But thank God i'm mixed Igbo-Hausa. So i learnt some Igbo traits frm my mom, both inherited and habitat skills and some from dad I guess the attitude aspect and the lips
I and big sis were dreaming like no tomorrow to be married to an Igbo tribe but unfortunately Big sis is given up,married to an Hausa man with two kids. lol

Did i mention that i inherited one Almighty traits frm my mom? I am very stubborn like Kilode!!!! Igbo ladies are blessed with such talent. If i were to be born-again physically oooh*** would love to be full breed Igbo

He fine sha!

Rich Men and their Rich Sickness sha.
Get well soon.