Hope no be poison una dey roast so?
In case something happens, dial my number for burial arrangement

Na wa oooh!
drug can turn human being to Petrol.
see fine man.

I just came to look at her fine face. now that my eyes haff seen
Lemme come N go N sleep.

Why is she cutting the cake with sword Abi my eyes get pimples?

More difficult to know
How can u know when he's dead!

News media ooooh! common sense is not common this days.

Dey don tell una say it's wrong to say He/she died after a brief illness.
una no go hear word.

Now this!!!!!


RIP dear.

You are God aware okaaaay oooh! even flies believe God exists. but this not Christ like thing, till Jesus come sha.

Hmmmmm! u don't do gigi gigi the day before u travel in case u die but u do gigi gigi any day so far u no dey travel! Good one.

No romantic date, man to bring food on ya bed! That one u go help me ask Simi to describe Naija men for uuuu
better take care of ya four kids no dey wait for who to sprinkle flowers for ya bed! flowers are meant to be in the garden except that flowers are made in India.

Lemme come N sleep.

sure yes naaaah!

Naija students can behave so possessed oooh!

Wear socks dey will not wear! Do homework they will not do! comb hair dey will not comb! brush teeth dey will not brush! cut nails dey will not cut! go right they will walka to left! wear clean uniform they will not wear!

But to look fine on weekend and spray perfume nobdy will use cane to beg them.

hensben:
Swear say na one man don kiss you

I'm a lesbian

With the way they r loving themselves, she will soon come N shave her hair like his own.

lemme come N go and fry beans oooh jawie.

Same tongue!
Same man!!
Two women sharing same tongue!!!
With same Man!!!!!!!!
Chei!

Dear Lord allow me to bomb this sky so that world will just end and we shall all live naked in peace.

I will not lie u oooh! anytime i see a lady with Nose ring it reminds me of pig.

For my papa other papa grand papa pig farm they use to wear them nose ring so that they don't dig the mud.

My Opinion though

Ayaam in the toilet come N beat me

Jesu Baba! All the way frm Ghana the only way ya Village people can take track u na with clothes.
bro's dey will not see ya destiny to destroy anymore.
go and sin no more!

Where is the offering basket to donate my eyes? Ayaaf seen enuf

I will just talk to him non-verbally.
I cannot come N kill myself on top of lines matter.

I will look him like this; and look him like that, then i will come and roll my eyes this way: from there i will do my lip like this, then twist my lip like that. The next fire step for the fine bobo to take---- I will come and turn my yash* with style and then wink that sexy eyes with fake lashes.
The guy go take bedat.
who lines epp?

Captain6:
Its just a voluntary service o. I like helping people a lot.

As if i don't know feofle like u.
u want to come N offer me as Sacrificial lamb to Bill gate son abi?

Captain6:
Its not too late,i can teach how to kiss for free.

Oga park well!
I no want***

WowSweetGuy:
Miss lai Mohammed

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!
Mr lai detective

Bro's ya story fear me oooh!
Sperms are very good esp. for female. in fact we are the ones benefiting more when u donate your sperm to our Charity Organisation system. there are testimonies like clear skin, pimples free, spotless and smoother skin. even the women look younger.

But this one ayaaam hearing, maybe the gods are angry about the pre-marital sex thing.
don't u think so

Na wa oooh! somebody cannot have sex in peace. any small thing na selfish abi selfies.
this my keypad will not lemme type straight self. village people calling...

wow! congrats. it's good to marry young sha.... but i'm till searching at 29. lol. Nobdy should Pm me oooh! this is not my account.

Na wa oooh! Shildren of now adays abi na Children Ayaam 29 and never kiss anyone. Chei! Seeing this will make me donate my eyes

Ok.

gypsey:
your vagina maybe? i believe it's part of your body too.

Leave me alone jor.
Bad shild!

Hmmmmm! God Bless her eyes. What can fetch me money among my body parts self? Just thinking out loud

Y'all should stop covering his Penis abeg. he want us all to see it and that's why he expose it. next time make una dey uncover those side abeg.

As if his penis got the green, white, green painted there! Mtcheeeeeeeeeew.

Na only him like Naija.

Why una dey post half baked News naaah! where is the nude pic

No be second hand bra be diz?? chei and i just brought one last week ooooh! My fada in Heaven dey will not see my Breast to Cancer.

I don dey shout since. I've got multicolored poo una no go notice me oooh. come follow me to my house and snap this thing before i go flush am. my village people no go stop una

If i talk now; it will look as if i wan put Asunder. Make i just kip quiet! I no fit shout.

Congrats You will start wearing bra now

Yeah very true of this article. I'm an introverted person, when I'm in the mood i talk like craze esp. when the topic interests me but most times i prefer to be alone.
I love what the article said about letting her be for when she wanna talk or spend time with u she will in a unique way. that's what we are.

When i wanna be on my own my family calls me a psycho but when i start a conversation they call me crazy. So u can't please anyone just be who u are! Not that we don't spend time with people, but we do on our time mood. If I'm so not in the mood to start a conversation, meeeeh that scene will be so urrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!

ok. seen!

I don't like mine public sha. So not my thing!

Congrats 2uuuuu***