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Food / Re: Roasting The Monitor Lizard Caught In Our Rice Farm Today (Photos) by cuteme88(f): 9:03am On Nov 11, 2017
grin grin grin
Hope no be poison una dey roast so?
In case something happens, dial my number for burial arrangement tongue
Health / Re: Lady Shares Before & After Photos Of Her Classmate Who Went 'mentally Deranged' by cuteme88(f): 2:10pm On Oct 15, 2017
Na wa oooh!
drug can turn human being to Petrol.
see fine man.
Politics / Re: Sagesse Gumsu Sani Abacha's Birthday Celebration In Abuja (Photos) by cuteme88(f): 9:58pm On Sep 24, 2017
grin I just came to look at her fine face. now that my eyes haff seen grin
Lemme come N go N sleep.

Why is she cutting the cake with sword Abi my eyes get pimples?
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Ondo (Disturbing Photo) by cuteme88(f): 9:53pm On Sep 24, 2017
More difficult to know
How can u know when he's dead!

News media ooooh! common sense is not common this days.

Dey don tell una say it's wrong to say He/she died after a brief illness.
una no go hear word.

Now this!!!!!

RIP dear.

Celebrities / Re: Lota Chukwu "Kiki": 15 Things You Never Knew About Jenifas Diary Actress by cuteme88(f): 9:46pm On Sep 24, 2017
You are God aware okaaaay oooh! even flies believe God exists. but this not Christ like thing, till Jesus come sha.

Hmmmmm! u don't do gigi gigi the day before u travel in case u die but u do gigi gigi any day so far u no dey travel! Good one.

No romantic date, man to bring food on ya bed! That one u go help me ask Simi to describe Naija men for uuuu grin
better take care of ya four kids no dey wait for who to sprinkle flowers for ya bed! flowers are meant to be in the garden except that flowers are made in India.

Lemme come N sleep.

Education / Re: Is It Legal For Teachers To Flog Students In Nigeria? by cuteme88(f): 7:36pm On Sep 19, 2017
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sure yes naaaah!

Naija students can behave so possessed oooh!

Wear socks dey will not wear! Do homework they will not do! comb hair dey will not comb! brush teeth dey will not brush! cut nails dey will not cut! go right they will walka to left! wear clean uniform they will not wear!

But to look fine on weekend and spray perfume nobdy will use cane to beg them.

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Lady Blasts Husband's Mistress, Shares Their Romance Photos by cuteme88(f): 1:28pm On Sep 19, 2017
Swear say na one man don kiss you
I'm a lesbian

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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim: I Am Not Exploiting Juliet Ibrahim For Fame, She Has The 3 C’s by cuteme88(f): 1:05pm On Sep 19, 2017
With the way they r loving themselves, she will soon come N shave her hair like his own.

lemme come N go and fry beans oooh jawie.

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Romance / Re: Kenyan Lady Blasts Husband's Mistress, Shares Their Romance Photos by cuteme88(f): 1:00pm On Sep 19, 2017

Same tongue!
Same man!!
Two women sharing same tongue!!!
With same Man!!!!!!!!

Dear Lord allow me to bomb this sky so that world will just end and we shall all live naked in peace.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Wears Nose Ring. Hit or Miss? (Photos) by cuteme88(f): 11:50am On Sep 19, 2017
undecided undecided lipsrsealed

I will not lie u oooh! anytime i see a lady with Nose ring it reminds me of pig.

For my papa other papa grand papa pig farm they use to wear them nose ring so that they don't dig the mud.

My Opinion though

Ayaam in the toilet come N beat me
Crime / Re: Tattooed Nigerian Man From Ghana Caught Stealing Shirt In Delta State. Photo by cuteme88(f): 11:43am On Sep 19, 2017
Jesu Baba! All the way frm Ghana the only way ya Village people can take track u na with clothes.
bro's dey will not see ya destiny to destroy anymore.
go and sin no more!

Romance / Re: Man To Marry Two Women In Delta State, See His Pre-wedding Photos by cuteme88(f): 9:00am On Sep 19, 2017
undecided Where is the offering basket to donate my eyes? Ayaaf seen enuf

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Romance / Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by cuteme88(f): 11:17pm On Sep 18, 2017
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I will just talk to him non-verbally.
I cannot come N kill myself on top of lines matter.

I will look him like this; and look him like that, then i will come and roll my eyes this way: from there i will do my lip like this, then twist my lip like that. The next fire step for the fine bobo to take---- I will come and turn my yash* with style and then wink that sexy eyes with fake lashes.
The guy go take bedat.
who lines epp?


Romance / Re: Secondary School Boy Surprises His Girl On Her Birthday With Gifts & Gets A Kiss by cuteme88(f): 11:08pm On Sep 18, 2017
Its just a voluntary service o. I like helping people a lot.

As if i don't know feofle like u.
u want to come N offer me as Sacrificial lamb to Bill gate son abi?

Romance / Re: Secondary School Boy Surprises His Girl On Her Birthday With Gifts & Gets A Kiss by cuteme88(f): 5:21pm On Sep 18, 2017
Its not too late,i can teach how to kiss for free. wink

Oga park well!
I no want***
Romance / Re: Secondary School Boy Surprises His Girl On Her Birthday With Gifts & Gets A Kiss by cuteme88(f): 5:21pm On Sep 18, 2017
Miss lai Mohammed
Mr lai detective
Health / Re: Any Lady I Have Sex With Gets Pimples On Her Face: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by cuteme88(f): 5:19pm On Sep 18, 2017
Bro's ya story fear me oooh!
Sperms are very good esp. for female. in fact we are the ones benefiting more when u donate your sperm to our Charity Organisation system. there are testimonies like clear skin, pimples free, spotless and smoother skin. even the women look younger.

But this one ayaaam hearing, maybe the gods are angry about the pre-marital sex thing.
don't u think so

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Romance / Re: Man Blasted For Sharing After-Sex Photos With His Girlfriend On Facebook by cuteme88(f): 5:12pm On Sep 18, 2017
Na wa oooh! somebody cannot have sex in peace. any small thing na selfish abi selfies.
this my keypad will not lemme type straight self. village people calling...
Romance / Re: My Pre-Wedding Pictures, I Am 21 Years, While She Is 19 by cuteme88(f): 5:10pm On Sep 18, 2017
wow! congrats. it's good to marry young sha.... but i'm till searching at 29. lol. Nobdy should Pm me oooh! this is not my account.
Romance / Re: Secondary School Boy Surprises His Girl On Her Birthday With Gifts & Gets A Kiss by cuteme88(f): 5:08pm On Sep 18, 2017
Na wa oooh! Shildren of now adays abi na Children Ayaam 29 and never kiss anyone. Chei! Seeing this will make me donate my eyes
Food / Re: See What My Girl Friend Served Me For Lunch - Photos by cuteme88(f): 3:48pm On Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities / Re: Peace Samuel Omana Covers Laveronica Magazine Latest Issue by cuteme88(f): 3:46pm On Sep 13, 2017
your vagina maybe? grin grin tongue i believe it's part of your body too.

Leave me alone jor.
Bad shild!
Celebrities / Re: Peace Samuel Omana Covers Laveronica Magazine Latest Issue by cuteme88(f): 7:39pm On Sep 04, 2017
Hmmmmm! God Bless her eyes. What can fetch me money among my body parts self? Just thinking out loud
Webmasters / Re: Eddie Bongoz Goes Nude To Prove His Love For Nigeria (Photos) by cuteme88(f): 11:09am On Aug 02, 2017
Y'all should stop covering his Penis abeg. he want us all to see it and that's why he expose it. next time make una dey uncover those side abeg.

As if his penis got the green, white, green painted there! Mtcheeeeeeeeeew.

Na only him like Naija.
Celebrities / Re: Nude Photos: Christabel Ekeh May Have Broken Section 278 Of Ghana's Criminal Act by cuteme88(f): 11:45pm On Jul 31, 2017
undecided Why una dey post half baked News naaah! where is the nude pic
Health / Re: How Push Up Bras Cause Breast Cancer In Ladies (Photos) by cuteme88(f): 11:43pm On Jul 31, 2017
shocked No be second hand bra be diz?? chei and i just brought one last week ooooh! My fada in Heaven dey will not see my Breast to Cancer.

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Health / Re: Update On Peace, Girl With Multicoloured Eye Balls Pictured At Mile 12 Market by cuteme88(f): 11:39pm On Jul 31, 2017
undecided undecided undecided I don dey shout since. I've got multicolored poo una no go notice me oooh. come follow me to my house and snap this thing before i go flush am. my village people no go stop una
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Engaged To Oyinbo: “You Won't Know Peace If You Try To Put Asunder” by cuteme88(f): 11:04pm On Jul 15, 2017
If i talk now; it will look as if i wan put Asunder. Make i just kip quiet! I no fit shout.

Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Is Pregnant! Small Marriage Already Done by cuteme88(f): 9:55am On Jul 13, 2017
grin grin grin Congrats wink You will start wearing bra now grin
Family / Re: Ways To Deal With An Introverted Wife by cuteme88(f): 9:47am On Jul 13, 2017
Yeah very true of this article. I'm an introverted person, when I'm in the mood i talk like craze esp. when the topic interests me but most times i prefer to be alone.
I love what the article said about letting her be for when she wanna talk or spend time with u she will in a unique way. that's what we are.

When i wanna be on my own my family calls me a psycho but when i start a conversation they call me crazy. So u can't please anyone just be who u are! Not that we don't spend time with people, but we do on our time mood. If I'm so not in the mood to start a conversation, meeeeh that scene will be so urrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!

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Romance / Re: Pictures Of Chinese Lady With The Sexiest Buttocks by cuteme88(f): 5:08pm On Jul 06, 2017
grin grin ok. seen!

Romance / Re: This Lady Can't Keep Calm After Being Engaged By Her Boyfriend Of 5-months. PICS by cuteme88(f): 9:32am On Jul 04, 2017
undecided undecided cry
I don't like mine public sha. So not my thing!

Congrats 2uuuuu***

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